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Until Osunbande will represent him in bed...

jide219:
hater like you won't achieve anything in this life

Lemme known when your brain calls off its strike

jide219:
how e say consign you, were you there

I could ask your brain the same question.. But it's obviously not "there"

Nigerian artists sha.. You name the album Mayweather and claim to be inspired by Mohammed Ali... Seriously?

I'm just there like....

PrinceMario:
Hopefully to tell Tompolo to come out of hidden and return our #13b.

I command your dead brain to come back to life Ohhh Zombie!!!

loveablechi:
Just got a legit info dat camp would be opened on d 20th of June, so u people should stop hoping 4 dis week nd starting making preparations for 20th...

Please can you calmly shut up?

Zombies just full here... Like a scene from the Walking Dead

uchelvlink:
watin you for do? I've got @Fraiser, @SMartins1 and even Precious91 at my back. They will just JaCK you UP with one hand!

Ayam from Ogoni land oo.. Go and ask your President how far...

uchelvlink:
but it doesn't take 3minutes to open a new Gmail account na!

That's why you're lying upandan ba?if no be say you fine ehh

baysol:
You dey look for wahala, you no mention the hard working, shop keeper tribe wey develop Lagos. Remember their population dey more than the Yorubas and that Lagos is also a no mans land. That's why governor Ambode must change is name to No man or nobody so that this Biafran impostors can accept he's their governor.

And they did Child dedication for this thing?

Everytime courtesy call... Just be walking upandan with awa oyel money

Emyo:
Olamide Drops Another Crazy Sound, Calls This One Konkobility produced by Young Jonn the Wicked producer.

Thread here>>> https://www.nairaland.com/3144286/olamide-drops-another-crazy-sound

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Back to topic, we thank God for it

My friend go and pick up your brain from the Dustbin...


Back to topic, it takes the grace of God to recover such money

LeoFish92:
You are very correct, I spoke with Mr Frank Ude, nysc ebonyi chapter, he was annoyed when I told him about the DG's promise of camping this weekend, he said how can he promise us this weekend when they've not even received directives and funds to prepare for camp, he was annoyed that the DG lied to us, I asked him possible date of camp, he said he himself doesn't know, that they in ebonyi chapter have not even received any info from Abuja, guys stop giving yourselves too much hope,

Heiiii goduuu!!

The protest committee should begin to draft modalities and framework as well as ironing out the logistics in order to set the stage for the mother of all protests by next week.... Kazaure has given us license to burn the country by next week. We must seize the initiative and let them know that the days of siddon dey look is over... Some people who got girls pregnant before graduating are already fathers,and we're yet to serve. How can we be begging to serve our fatherland biko?? Is it rational??

Later someone will tell me Nigeria is not a zoo.... Animal Farm.

VictorZeus:
Wait o!.. I can't believe this, the DG just flashed me now... should I call him back? maybe he has an info to pass across to us.

Your mates are married. You're here playing with sand

He loves her because literally as a construction worker, "She is the pillar that holds his house..."

The frustration meted out to NYSC Corps members of the Stream 2 batch reached a Crescendo today.
Igiebor Daniel a 29 year old graduate of Mechanical engineering was alleged to have set himself on fire, early Thursday morning. Reports making the rounds in Edo state claim that the young graduate was Said to have become frustrated with the lackadaisical and insincere treatment of Corps members by the present NYSC leadership. Daniel was said to have doused himself in petrol before lighting a match and becoming engulfed in flames. He was immediately rushed by family members and the flame put out, before he was taken to the Hospital.
This is just a demonstration of the pains Corps members are going through as the NYSC management have decided to play an unholy game of hide and seek.
Daniel should be in our prayers as he battles for his life. Amen.


#COPIED

Please someone should confirm... Saw this on a group on whatsapp

Omokunlex:
Igbo woman, is she pushing drugs in germany?

Another Brand ambassador for Masturbation and postinor

hardiodun:
Abeg just accept dat ur info fell flat and let it go, Kilode? Cos ure seriously praying what u said comes through, and come back here to tell us 'I told u so', U still had to bring in 'Soldiers said....' talk....Na wa o. Face ur work in ur PPA abi na barrack and leave us here in peace na. Ure the only stream 1 fellow coming to disturb us here. Leave us alone jare....

No mind am... "this week may not be visible"... Go and make it disappear na

I hope the DG knows that banks don't work on Saturdays.... Ayam Ashuaaarin you Dat you'll be in camp latest this week... Iranu

jaybee:
hahahahahah! because he is from north, " I support the investigation of the company". if it were Innoson charged for forgery, the cry of witching will begin! BIAFRA?

This is why abortion should be legalized... Parents shouldn't have to deal with the consequences of lack of condom forever

I know I'm not the only one here to see those advising her to go and marry...

teemakagu:
pls have u done it?

it's the work of mischievous people dear

sleekydrive:
@rx350... I guess you think we are joking

Since we're guessing, lemme also guess you can't read? Did you see "confirm"?

The NYSC management is proud to inform you esteemed Batch A stream 2 corpers that our assiduous and rigorous painstaking efforts to ensure that the Orientation exercise commences within the shortest possible time was successful. In the light of the above, Corps members are required to send CUL in an SMS to the short code 641696 and thereafter a code will be sent to their phones with which they can access the portal and print out their call up letters. Thanks for your patience.

NYSC management.

Someone please confirm

ever811:
ah Igbo man probably from anambra hand dey dis one,so everything na business for Una abi? Una don go join Fulani herdsmen dey make use of there foolish killings,as Fulani dey kill trowway ,Una don go make them associate so that Una go dey buy human parts from them abi?..tomorrow Una go join Uganda dey insult buhari..any way.....

You are the reason postinor pills are selling...

I have started a hashtag on Twitter #NYSCPROTESTS Tweet with it people and tag news handles and government officials

eghos24:
saw this online

If you truly graduated, you'd know that that message is fake.. Stop posting shit here.

National Youth Service Corps - NYSC
POSTPONEMENT OF THE 2016 BATCH 'A' (STREAM II) ORIENTATION COURSE
The Management of the National Youth Service Corps is humble to announce to you that, the Orientation exercise of the 2016 Batch 'A' (Stream II) Orientation course which was earlier postponed has been re-scheduled to commence from Monday 20th June, 2016. We enjoin all Prospective Corps members to be at there respective orientation camp on the said date.
All inconveniences are highly regretted, please.

PCM's are all advised to go and reprint their call up letter again to that effect.

Check your cul

Where are all those who hear from "sources"? Make una hear come tell us na... This continuous abortion of our service will not help anybody oo.

And by the way, if you voted Buhari, I hope you're asking God for forgiveness...?