₦airaland Forum

Hmm.. 19 year old with a wife?? *insert "Ayam not Understanding" picture here*

Emeskhalifa:
The room looks like an ipob room sha.
I mean....take a look at the pics again na

This is why masturbation should be included as a means of enhancing natural selection... Such an slowpoke as you would have ended up in the sewage tank, where you belong

And our military watered down the casualties... 52 persons wasted... The bombs couldn't distinguish the soft targets from the hard, the Zombies from the afonjas. RIP IDPs

Nigerians and their selective amnesia... So the chibok girls' "abduction" is the saddest occurrence in our history? What happened to the Amalgamation by Lugard? What happened to the Civil War? Madam may the new year wake your sleeping frontal lobe...

The Government should begin to task Pucciez... The "Internally" generated revenue per annum is definitely enough to finance our budget.

I can't be the only one who wishes that this dullard would receive a cerebral update with the new year...

Barber, may the spirit of sense rest upon you like cold burukutu on a sunny day...

The only environment where animal lives are given utmost priority and importance is............................?

There is no money to pay our gallant Falcons... No money to run the country to warrant the plate-in-hand attitude of our Plesident towards the world Bank... But there is money to conduct census for cattle and goats and you say the country is not a zoo??

Dreamwaker:
Men are dogs. Why will he pick up the bra with his bare hands. Lucifer knows how many times the girl wore that bra without washing it.

Ezzcuze me... Which breed is your father?

If they say Governors come out, this one will jump up too....? A well trained dog can substitute him in governance.

herzern:
A random cobbler than do that.

So,What's the fuss?

A random condom should have prevented this...

balanceofterror1:
Sometimes, when I receive order to move, I wish I can disappear.

I understand that feeling bro... One day you'll unload to reload no more... Stay safe

If I didn't see the topic, I'd have though someone was quoting Dagrin... In the immortal words of Nas, "Why are we born in the first place, if this is how we gotta go?"

Op if sense was a pair of testicles, your scrotal sac is empty.

marshalcarter:
sum idiots would display demselves....Just keep calm nd watch

Jellyfish called.. They want their brain back.

Ima na ogwugo ogwugo!!!

Four More to go... If we can survive a burukutu sipping gworo chewing Daura cattle magnate, then a successful billionaire business mogul is definitely a better choice than the email-hiding Clinton.

A whole Jagaban... Lion of the Brown roof Republic and defender of the realm of the South West reduced to a "somebody somewhere" and further decimated to a "political leader"... Osunbande couldn't even pay him the respect of mentioning his name? How things change!

Who told you we don know ehh? We're just making our witches and wizards feel good, since they cannot drink chicken blood

Northerner loading for that position.............. 56% It's all part of Buhari's Gworoeconomics.

Afonjas and Criminal activities... Like Amala and Ewedu. A good Samaritan should attach Jacob Zuma, Odabo

Government of Trial by Error and Deception

His name shall be Ragnar Lothbrok

Mubz:
Sometimes you wonder where the Nigerian youth brain has gone to? Someone wrote an article, about how he struggled for 12 years but instead this one did starts talking about Buhari. 12 years of pain and to this dumb one and the ones that liked his post, it's about Buhari. I interview some youth in my former work place, and I just keep shaking head. I guess this guy is the type sane man will interview and shake his head for.

It's always about politics though, sometimes just common sense wil suffice. So sad, so sad

My friend go and pick up an English textbook and return all the "s" and "a" to their rightful positions before wondering where the brains of Nigerian youths have gone to. Economic assassin-supporting grammatical serial killer

A gathering of crows is called a murder...APC have murdered the economy and they shall know no peace.

Another business succumbs to the wounds inflicted by the Economic assassin of our time... The Dullard par Excellence and the Burukutu guzzling Nepa bill certificate holder of Daura.

This Government sef .... I will I will no dey give woman Belle...

I consider it a waste of taxpayers' money to send our young cadets to confront an already decimated and technically defeated terrorist organization... Unless someborry lied somewhere

It's a simple fact... The young Almajiri learns how to chew gworo by looking at the Aboki's mouth

Berlyn:

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i Don't know him

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Don't worry dear... It's not your fault. I just blame your social studies teacher

Adamu that should have been made a minister in the Daura cattle ranch is joining words with a professor... This can only happen in a habitat for wild and semi-wild animals, a zoo