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Christianity Etc › Re: Bags Of Money Found In Pastor Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church Bathroom by Ryda(m): 6:19pm On Dec 04, 2021*

Comrade wey sabi

Imagine that plumber being one Kasali from Nigeria...

Now stop imagining, the rest is history.

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Education › Re: Share Your Secondary School Experience With Bullies by Ryda(m): 5:48pm On Dec 04, 2021*

Chima! angry

My classmate in primary 6
He's so rough and aggressive towards anyone who tries to challenge him. Though he avoids the bigger boys in class

One faithful morning towards break time, he hit me, I quietly walked away, came to where I sat and hit me once again.

Where the strength came from, I don't know.
In a twinkle of an eye chima was on the floor.
He stood up and charged towards me, dropped him on the floor once more.

That was the last time I got bullied by chima.

My JSS took another turn. I gained popularity amongst the senior students cuz I was very stubborn.
You bring intimidation my way, I don't care how big you are one of us must collect.

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Family › Whoever's Wife Calls First Has To Pay The Bills by Ryda(op): 12:50pm On Dec 04, 2021*

Married people on Nairaland come have your say on this.

If your wife is the type that's stalks, you're paying!
If your wife is the type that always call to purchase grocery, you're paying!
If your wife is the clingy type, you're paying

The list goes on and on

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Nairaland General › Re: Why You Should Consider Insuring Your Wedding by Ryda(m): 12:41pm On Dec 04, 2021

Nairaland General › Re: My Nairaland Account Is Compromised by Ryda(m): 11:09am On Dec 04, 2021

Crusadee:
shuuuu nba eh, I never knew anything like that! So how do I remove it?

It stays that way forever.

You hurriedly accepted the terms and conditions not considering the after effect.

Nairaland General › Re: My Nairaland Account Is Compromised by Ryda(m): 11:08am On Dec 04, 2021

Crusadee:
shuuuu nba eh, I never knew anything like that! So how do I remove it?

It stays that way forever

Romance › Re: I Can't Woo Again Help by Ryda(m): 11:06am On Dec 04, 2021

Mumu man

Education › Re: ‘we Owe Allegiance To Eiye Confraternity’ - Lagos Secondary School Students by Ryda(m): 10:43am On Dec 04, 2021

Cultism in Nigerian secondary schools is not a new thing.
If you happen to school in one of the public secondary schools in places like, Ajegunle, Mushin, Ikorodu, Agege, Ebute mẹta, Oshodi and the rest of them.

You will have a better understanding of what the reporter is trying to portray.
This students indulge other schools in fights almost every week.

Why?
They're fighting for supremacy amongst themselves.

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Crime › Police Injure Female LASTMA Officer For Interrupting Their One-Way Driving by Ryda(op): 9:52am On Dec 04, 2021

Police officers on mufti injured this LASTMA officer while she was controlling traffic.
The incident happened at Yaba area yesterday afternoon.
Despite asking them not to pass one way, they hurriedly moved the vehicle when she blocked them.
She was taken to Area C and got locked up denying her of any medical attention.

Police went on one way...Lasma tried to stop them....What u seeing was what the police did .....
Question....which sector of the country is free of rubbish like this? pic.twitter.com/ILOPOvQMnH
— Millishield 01 🚘🌽🫑🌶🦈🐔 (@Millishield01) December 4, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXDaAlrlsJk

A female officer of the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority (LASTMA) has sustained serious injuries on the arm after she was assaulted by police officers in the Yaba area of Lagos on Friday.

In a video posted on Twitter by @MRBRIKILA1, the LASTMA officer, who simply identified herself as ‘Davies’, said she had tried to stop the four police officers who were driving against traffic before they hit her with their hired shuttle bus.

“I was controlling traffic. They followed one way; they were coming,” she narrated to staff and onlookers a hospital in Suruluere where she was taken for treatment.

“Initially, I didn’t know they were police officers because they didn’t wear uniforms. When I moved closer to ask why the followed one way, I saw a full uniformed man with a soldier.”

Davies said the policemen pushed her with their Korope (shuttle bus) and she sustained the injury.

“The driver of the shuttle bus pushed me… he told me to move away, that they were police,” she explained.

“I told them, ‘you are not in a uniform’. As I was about to roll away from the bus, my hand just caught… he did not even wait. I held them and entered the bus. I told them to take me to the hospital but they said they would not, that they would instead take me to their police station and lock me up. They said they would kill me there, at Area C.

“They took me from my point at Yaba to Surulere here. It was even one of my officers who followed them.”

Area C Command is in Surulere.

Kehinde Akerele, LASTMA’s legal director, told FIJ, “We want to do an investigation to identify the erring police officers. Then, we will take it up from there.”

When contacted, Adekunle Ajisebutu, the Lagos police spokesman, asked our reporter to forward the viral video to him for appropriate actions.

https://fij.ng/article/video-police-injure-female-lastma-officer-for-interrupting-their-one-way-driving/

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Romance › Re: What Seemed To Be The Problem? What Led To The Break Up? by Ryda(m): 1:58am On Dec 04, 2021

I'm here to read comments

Let me know if you need a chair

Travel › Re: The Poor State Of Moro Bridge In Kwara State (Video) by Ryda(m): 1:57am On Dec 04, 2021*

They won't repair the damaged bridge until something negative happens.

This is Nigeria!

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Agriculture › Re: Farmer Battles To Rescue Sheep Buried In Snow In Staffordshire (Pics, Video) by Ryda(m): 1:56am On Dec 04, 2021

Just as Jesus wants every lost sheep on earth rescued.

Kudos to the couples!

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Crime › Re: New Cult War As Eiye No2 Man Is Killed Like A Common Criminal - PHOTOS by Ryda(m): 1:55am On Dec 04, 2021

I'll continue to say this...

The moment you join any cult, wether good or bad your life is no longer yours.

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Celebrities › Re: Yonda Claims A Song He Wrote Caused The Beef Between Davido And Burna Boy (video by Ryda(m): 9:12pm On Dec 03, 2021

Blastedholligan:
abeg which song be that?

Yellow fever by Fela Anikulapo Kuti

Romance › Re: The Way A Belly Navel Is Supposed To Look Like by Ryda(m): 7:35pm On Dec 03, 2021*

Nigerian girls when they sees that they have coin shaped, egg shaped, and groundnut shaped navel

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Celebrities › Re: Yonda Claims A Song He Wrote Caused The Beef Between Davido And Burna Boy (video by Ryda(m): 5:57pm On Dec 03, 2021

In Fela's voice: According to complain complain must get answer

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Crime › Re: Heavily Armed Bandits Seen Playing With Their Paraphernalia. by Ryda(m): 5:08pm On Dec 03, 2021*

Chinua Achebe didn't lie in his book.

For those supporting this ~~failed~~ government, did you know that some politicians are being served breakfast already?

E go soon reach una turn!

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Family › Re: This Nigerian Family Is The Smartest Family In Britain As Of Today by Ryda(m): 7:47am On Dec 03, 2021

Kudos to them!

Thank God they don't have names specific to any tribe in Nigeria. NCAN will be so displeased.

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Politics › Re: UNICEF Commends Gombe On Policy To End Poverty Among Children, Women by Ryda(m): 10:10pm On Nov 30, 2021

TV/Movies › Re: 3 Shocking Times The Simpsons Accurately Predicted Future Events by Ryda(m): 10:07pm On Nov 30, 2021

If you can't post them here forget about it

Politics › Re: Drama As Senators Walk Out On Panel Over ‘Lopsided Recruitment’ In Army by Ryda(m): 9:50pm On Nov 30, 2021*

Maybe the recruitment did not favor their constituency.

Awon werey

Modified
They said what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
The politics has been in play since the existence of the contraption called Nigeria.
They're yet to feel the heat, more is to come before the end of this ~~wonderful~~ administration

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Politics › Re: Nairaland Is Part Of The Problems by Ryda(m): 3:15am On Nov 30, 2021

Post the link, I'm taking records

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Politics › Re: Saudi-bound Businesswoman Excretes 80 Pellets Of Cocaine At Abuja Airport (photo by Ryda(m): 10:32pm On Nov 29, 2021

Politics › Re: See What A Nigerian Lawyer Did 4 A Prisoner That Has Got People Talking (photos by Ryda(m): 10:17pm On Nov 29, 2021

Visit any prison in Nigeria, you'll be shocked angry

Dozens of people awaiting trial, some for the crime they didn't commit.

Should we talk about the people wrongly accused by men of the police force. Or their cruel way of forcing suspects to make false statement.

Science/Technology › Re: Breathtaking Photographs Shortlisted For Top Wildlife Prize ( Pics) by Ryda(m): 9:02pm On Nov 29, 2021

*Apt

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Romance › Re: How To Convince A Lady From Chair To Bed by Ryda(m): 8:39pm On Nov 29, 2021

So una still dey get election in this economy

Family › Re: Omugwo: Post Partum Care In Nigeria by Ryda(m): 8:38pm On Nov 29, 2021

Science/Technology › Re: Breathtaking Photographs Shortlisted For Top Wildlife Prize ( Pics) by Ryda(m): 8:36pm On Nov 29, 2021

Politics › Re: EFCC Arrests 60 At Yahoo Boys’ Awards Night by Ryda(m): 8:35pm On Nov 29, 2021

Politics › Re: Terroism Comes To South East - 60 Gunmen Ambush Policemen, Lawmaker In Ebonyi by Ryda(m): 8:33pm On Nov 29, 2021

Politics › Re: IPOB, ESN Attacks On Government Agencies Oppose Political Solution: Lai Mohammed by Ryda(m): 8:32pm On Nov 29, 2021*

It's Lie again.
Man always trying to impress his paymasters.

He said warning that those who carried out the killings, videotaped their heinous act and circulated such will be apprehended and brought to justice

We're waiting for the same treatment for bandits and their associates

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