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You didn't mention one tyrant in West Africa

You running a PR for the honorable member?

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Na squid game?

Onyiiobi7735:
Have electric cables vandals gone to work again?
Hope the situation is resolved soonest.

You're guessing, read and you'll understand better

Nigerians will always utilize any available opportunity.
Because app refused to load, they hiked the price of train ticket.
They should enjoy their breakfast while it's still hot

The governor whose name is affecting him politically ikpeazu

Congrats to the couples!

The people shouting sai baba are now shouting kai baba.

If you still support the government that used people's life as collateral, you're on their payroll. By the grace of God the breakfast will get to you soonest.

Sometimes my gender perished because they married the wrong woman

Everything you mentioned is reversed
Change the topic to

5 Things the Nigeria police can do

1. They arrest you if they don't find the suspect
2. They force suspects to make false statements
3. They'll detain you as long as they want
4. The Nigeria police will detain you and still lied to your family members that you're not in their custody
5. Arrest for a civil wrong is common in Nigeria, long as you have cash to exchange handshake

Yes it also gives blood.

It's ok... Ngwa mechie gị onu before nmawa gị aka ntị

They don't know that we know

Hmmm

I'm coming...

What if the case taken to court lingers for another 15 years.
And their Masob family did nothing to facilitate their release for 15 years. Haba!

Naija!
When are we going to start launching our own spaceships.

If they don't launch borehole, they'll launch flyover or one drainage that won't last a seven days rainfall.

Modified
I can only imagine how long she had waited for that proposal.

Reminds me of my very good friend, she waited for years but bros didn't ask her out. The feelings died thereafter.

Crypto is not for the faint hearted.
It is advisable that you trade what you won't regret or you don't trade at all.

100m voters is attainable...

Long as we have magicians in high places.

Shut down ala!
You can't shut down that which is down already

Dear God,
Some Nigerian politicians deserve more than this. Remember them!

realstars:
they are planning to block the Root Of All evil.

Not root of all evil please, it is the love for money

They should please do.
Imagine begging Airtel customer care to help stabilize the fluctuating network on my sim even when I have active data plan.


Modified I'm ready to port my sim as long as they'll give me peace of mind.

Airtel disrupted my zoom meeting on Monday. Someone even offered to sub me thinking I exhausted my data

I don suffer for Airtel hand too much!

Not surprised!
Their darling daddy is doing as he said.

His body
His money
His personal problem!

Gbogbo yín tí yà were

Swaga kò blingz ni

Instead of trekking to declare good governance they're trekking to collect #1000 each.
Shior!

And their parents will be rejoicing that their son is in school.

Make them tear them cain soaked in pepper abeg