₦airaland Forum

Whistling Trouble sleep yanga go wake am

Same way officers in the army are being killed or dismissed for dealing a great blow to the Bokoharam terrorists.

Nothing surprises me anymore in the country called Nigeria

Mumu man forming hardman!

Why did his boys not come out to save him

Crime has no colour, ethnicity, tribe, or race

We should stop attributing them to any particular region.

Kudos to the law enforcement agencies

December - Dezemba
Flower - Flawa
Continue - Kontinew
Envelope - Envilop
Malaria- Malayrea
Colour - Kolor
Nigeria - Nigiriya
Civil - Civu
Independence - Indipendens
Service - Savice
Department - Dipartment
Soldier - Soja
Circle - Ciku
House - Ouse
Gown - Gaun
Kettle - Ketu
Governor - Govanor
President - Precident
Chancellor - Kanselo
Chair - Shere
Buyer - Buya

Since they said they should translate to Nigerian pidgin Benins and Deltans have this ascent for pidgin.

It's a win win for the students.

How time flies

61. Not brushing before breakfast
62. Brushing after breakfast
63. The opposite gender comes visiting
64. Arrive late when sent on errand
65. Getting the wrong goods when sent on errand
66. Asking rhetoric questions
67. Complaint during PTA
68. Not wanting to take meds when sick
69. Watching TV late night
70. Messing up your uniform, even though its not your fault
71. Losing a button on your school uniform
72. Having a tear on your uniform
73. Receiving gifts from neighbours
74. Watching movies at the neighbours
75. Calling your name twice and no response
76. Coming home late after school
77. Beat you for crying out loud
78. Beat you for not crying out loud
79. Gallivanting for being too happy

Explorers you're absolutely correct
Kudos!

Aba boys just left the group chat

Sincerely those shoes are for people dealing with billions, they don't make noise.

You can't ask a locust bean not to smell

I don't want talk about the amount of times your gender pulled up before me, spread their ministry and start pouring out the frustration underneath like a leaked water pipe.

It was never their fault, you can't cheat nature.

80% of Nigerian music are noisy meaningless and toxic.

Few out of the 80% won and also got grammy nominations.
The western world dance and vibe to the 80%

There's truth in what he said but it seems Nigerians appreciate things that seem meaningless
So you either join them or stay your lane

Truth be told the gullible ones always falls for such scam

Simran94:
So, you left the most important aspect which is that" Two male adults raped a 9 year old girl and have been having sex with her continously".

The kind of men Nairaland is breeding is really disgusting

I see you have comprehension problem just like your mate saphiere

saphiere:
"Watches" does not mean she sees of as normal. She was watching while thinking of what to do in order for those ediots to stop it.

God punish every man who as raped.

She watched until people came to the girls aid.

Please make it make sense

JONNYSPUTE:
....Why should I when their mother,a woman like her sees it as normal ?

Save yourself of the stress bro, she'll drag you into her madness

JONNYSPUTE:
....Lol. watches in this context means she sees the abominable acts all the time but has refused to stop it thereby aiding the crime.

Try and read meaning into some certain things to know what it implies.

Bros you're wasting your time

saphiere:
And you did not condemn the rapists? SHM

Condemn the Aunt first

The aunt encouraged the act when she looked away. They should all be punished squarely!


The future is female won't see this anyway

"She added that her Aunty had returned home unexpectedly in one of the fateful days and witnessed the incident where her sons were sexually abusing her, yet she did nothing to end the sexual abuses."

Most importantly

Mariangeles:
Tell your friend to make himself emotionally unavailable.

I'm glad you said some women

I have had one or two experiences from people aside my extended families.

You need to understand that women so much want their space more than anything.
But that doesn't give her leverage to overreact.

I have somehow been in good terms with the wives of my uncles, and other relatives. I don't know how but I sure do know how to mind my business.
Minding your business eliminates dozens of unforseen problems.

It is left for the husband to put his family in order.

Lalasticlala in 3.2.1...

Next group of mass murderers indeed

Most times some people on NL confuse being a real man as alpha male.

When you start a relationship lavishing all over a woman, that mentality sticks and it won't go away.

Especially those who snatch other people's women with money, and end up marrying them.

The opposite gender is insatiable by nature, it all started with Eve
Genesis 3:1-5

Jim Iyke did not beat this dude like I expected, na wetin dey give am morale to mumu

blockgeek69:
Ladies most times think guys cannot say NO to free fvcks, but that's not true.

My undergraduate days were something else, they wanted relationship by all means possible and me I can't date out of pity.

Some even offered free nacks, free nacks that comes with STD na that one I fear pass.

Dear God,
All we seek is our daily bread. Your protection is all we need in the remaining days of December

Umu nne Delilah!

The WhatsApp message will definitely go viral because that platform is being used to spread misinformation daily.
"A leak has revealed that foreign shop owners are planning to poison all South Africans through the products they sell in their shops."

Why would you pay bribes if you're clean
"foreign nationals were tired of paying bribes allegedly to law enforcement and had allegedly resorted to raping children."


Ndị the future is female You people should come and carry one of your disastrous future

Modified: Jet ski not speed boat, kindly correct it please

I would love such experience, make I enroll my child first.

We go first scatter things for the school before I start to ask questions.

Hardgun:
Yes

Take heart, my guy also dey vex since this afternoon

*whispers
All game played, he carried Chelsea straight win

The same technology that was used to track ENDSARS protesters and those who criticized this current administration.


Oya use the same technology track bandits, bokoharam and their cousins the herdsmen.

Garba sheu will start writing epistles
Femi Adesina will start beating about the bush
Lie their commander in chief will blame social media.

Wetin money no go cause

Long as money is involved, she could received #500k worth of slap.
No shaking

See what they're doing to the future

Have you given your house a thorough search?

For now she's a suspect until proven otherwise.

Hardgun:
I no kuku dey play bet9ja but as Chelsea table turn today Man.u fans no let me enter house

You be Chelsea fan

O.p put graphic content abeg


50 people on a go haba!
Lord have mercy upon your children in the remaining days of December.

Who cut your ticket

Hardgun:
Over to you my boys below ,but today break my heart