₦airaland Forum

guttentag: I don already buy 80litres of fuel incase the dude increase fuel price AGAIN ooO

Baybe: Where is the truth biko?

Even your fellow guys have admitted to scratching and packing their balls.

mrsincredible: I wrote a lot of points there but everyone is concentrating on the scratching part. Na wa o. Spoilt children

vizkiz: Abeq who understand wat diz quy z sayinq

vislabraye: I don't quite agree with this one. There's time to do that.

mrsincredible: Talk about his father's wealth- women do want to know about what ur father has accomplished cause she is going to wreck u nd if possible date ur father

Mama's boy- if u pretend say u be mama's boy. Ha ha haha ur account go RED Mostly AJebo guys do this

Don't brag about the number of girls you have slept with even if its 100 just pretend it is 3, 4, or 5

Never say you have flings- no matter what never say in front of lady that you do one night stands it is very irritative but some girls do love it sha

Do talk about your bed skills
it helps her to know d positions u like nd d ones u dont


Ask her for sex when she's coming to spend the weekend after the 1st date- she know you want sex but ask her politely u might get lucky.

Don't scratch your manhood in front of a lady cause it will look as if you have infections, rather wear undies that brings out d shape of ur joystick she will be delighted.

Don't talk about football or ask her the club she is supporting- she might pretend she likes football but the ladies don't enjoy soccer they only do it to please the guy they love

If you brag about the amount of money you have in your account or how you spend your money you are On Your Own

uaphorism: My friends and I were making small talk over drinks and one of them said, 'If Beyonce get HIV con teh me say make I f..k am, I no go waste time.. If I do am finish sef, I go advertise am for TV say na Beyonce give me HIV'

As a dude, would you get HIV from Mariah Carey, Rihanna, Beyonce, Meagan Good, or any of your favorite celebrity for a chance to have sex with em?

..and as a lady would you get HIV from Timberlake, Drake, Idris Elba or any of your favorite male celebrity for a chance to have sex with em?

Emmyk: So people will not look at you and be like, Ah ah!! elebi!

naijadeyhia: Drop the price to what pls? 950k is as low as it goes and you know you cannot get it any better than this

Tolexander: not only the two.
Seun, mukina2, semid4lyfe and lord zouga(not really sure of the spelling of the handle) have the right to move any thread to the homepage.

The thread in question was moved to the homepage by Mukina2.

dechandel: Pls help him.. Show him d way out

beylinko: Ha! But you don do am too na. So u suppose know.

beylinko: Hi everyone!
Pls why would people starve themselves when they have enough at hand to eat.

dechandel: How is dis romantic??

free radical: Good to know even atheist enjoy Christmas. Dats y I love my Jesus Christ.

ekytessy: I hv done dat already my dear, my hubby is aware

Lover Boi Swag:

Logicboy03: 72 Virgin Street,
Boko Haram Avenue
Jalingo,
Taraba State.