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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 11:32pm On Nov 30, 2012

Mold.elLa i am the reasOn why u are stilL breathing...i shoulda alLow her to do what was right bck then...ur moda bleeped up.

did u eVen know ur father?

Bastard cHild of a thousand fathers
dnt worry þOopz is going to do it the right way atleast a ßlowjob will do.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 11:26pm On Nov 30, 2012

spikes C: Did you pass English in WAEC

**just asking**

þatrOnize gOogle.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 11:24pm On Nov 30, 2012

Shollypopz: LMAO!! Dude, I'm going to pretend like I actually think u're capable of reasoning.

Why are u hurt that she asked you to get ur answer from previous pages?? Why does it hurt u so much??

Trust me I've read ur lines, ur beef is silly and we're yet to go in on you. Stop acting like a hurt toddler, schmuck!

u are sick nd stupid...wait lemme finish wid ur oiLy brained lesbo partner.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 11:21pm On Nov 30, 2012

Mold.helLa Every idgit have the right to be stupid but u abuse the priviledge

has ur brain been touched?
Or u fell from ur modas bck..

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 11:11pm On Nov 30, 2012

ItsModella: woah, lmao!!! did this nigga say irrelevant punchlines? I should be telling you that modafucka when you're acting like your parents deprived you of attention.

"Type like a matured asswipe"? LMAO!!! Nigga, I'm actually laughing at your stupidity...you don't even know what your statement means. In an attempt to sound hip, you sounded totally foolish.

What is your problem anyway? you hurt? did your momma forget to breastfeed you? stop being a manbitch, a$$hole...

i see no reasOn why u calL that outdated asHawo mother..

ur moda made d greatest mistake of her life 'z so stupid she gave birth to a pOt bellied baßoOn

and what pains me most is that u are stilL happy despite what nature did to u

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 11:06pm On Nov 30, 2012

The redundant idiot is talking about beef...i dont want u to commit suicide so i better treat u like a si/\/\pLeton

u stupid pass aKporz hahahaah cum on dis is getting interesting

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 10:58pm On Nov 30, 2012

ItsModella: and your comebacks suck Ryda, I suggest you retreat and get better punchlines, id!ot...

ßuahahahahhaah

Ðumbassified noni...u cum guzzling corpulent animal
ur irrelivant punchlines shows how senzless u are

inane cacafuego wid an abnOrmal immatured brain.

cum on u ain't movin me try nd type like a matured ass.wipe

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 10:33pm On Nov 30, 2012

ItsModella: lmao!!! what is this oloshi omo saying?

I'm talking to you, m0r0n, a constipated gorilla is a beauty to behold where you come from cos you all are as ugly as my sh-it...

Now piss off, nigga

hahahhahaha
oLoriburuku omo

u whoring selfrighteous streetwaLker do u need a licence to be that stuþeed?

Psychotic sick minded blind bat.

Calling u stuþeed will be an insult to stuþeed peOple.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 10:12pm On Nov 30, 2012

ItsModella: look at this constipated gorilla, it looks like you're in the mood for beef tonight

o.M.g she iz tellin me abt her bf..is he that ugLy?

ßuahahahahakikiki

i knw u are in d mood for it..use.Less Hot vulture

who opened d cage for u?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 10:04pm On Nov 30, 2012

ItsModella: going back a few pages, you can't do

mschewww...nonsense

iz it burning u or wht?

Go lOok for d nearest pilLar nd hve a head converse with it...at least it will reduce d idea of being stuþeed.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 9:48pm On Nov 30, 2012

ItsModella: go back to previous pages to find that out

simpLe question u cant ansa

mtcheeeew
#charity begins at home*

Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 9:44pm On Nov 30, 2012

bin gbagbo: erm....

gßagbo Ðiz ur cLub no rOck at alL...mehn c bOoty buahahaha nah stilL 2maow morning o

mehn houz dey dull person o...

Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 8:26pm On Nov 30, 2012

What Ðfuck...itz friday dats why she keeps calling me.

Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 7:59pm On Nov 29, 2012

bin gbagbo: no be booqee??

boo wetin

that ugLy ape angry

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy Recruitment Form Is Out!! by Ryda(op): 7:57pm On Nov 29, 2012

pman06: Well, luckily for me, i got my attestation form signed and stamped, after paying 500naira. Buh on enquiring about the LG id form, they said its 3,500naira, which to me is exorbitant since i dont have such cash to spend on that. But when i contacted the naval support, they said letter of good character is not local government ID form.

hey u beta get that Local government id form...cuz itz very important nd they are gonna ask for it on the screening day.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ryda(m): 7:54pm On Nov 29, 2012

ItsModella: Back to the present

When he is happy, especially after banning people unjustly

https://www.coachkip.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/monkey_smile-216x300.jpg

His NaMe

Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 9:43pm On Nov 26, 2012

MR AKPORS: and whu be the queen of queens?

þatrOnise g cheesy

:DgLe

Jokes Etc › Re: If U Get D Ansa Make Mod Ban Me by Ryda(op): 9:41pm On Nov 26, 2012

Cabsso: Guy comot joor! Na boobi b d ansa.

yessssss ur GF bOoßi cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: If U Get D Ansa Make Mod Ban Me by Ryda(op): 6:35am On Nov 26, 2012

May tHunda car.strate Ð bast.Ard who hide that þOst

#amen.

Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 6:32am On Nov 26, 2012

larride: Halleluyah, Jesus is King

halLeluya inside cLub angry

u high ßobo ni?

Phones › Re: How To Transfer Mß On Airtel Ng. by Ryda(op): 9:14pm On Nov 25, 2012

civilserva: Nonsense

u sHouldnt hve commented...nd do u know what they mean by this
Note:- 100 will be deducted for every MB Transferred.

What they are tryn 2 tel u is...if u transfer 60 mb they will deduct#100 same thing goes with 10 mb

but u fOoOlishly commented on a post...do u think everything is for free? angry

use.Less iÐiioOt.

Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 9:03pm On Nov 25, 2012

RexioKlasik: As a weekend customer ah don show.....BG na u go serve me personally....giv me ma usual...but add extra on top.....den arrange sum ladies 4 massage.....

is tHis a brothel? angry

Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 4:36pm On Nov 25, 2012

larride: I want to yansh some multicolored yanshes

*peeps nd saw gßagbo coLoured nyash

hahahahakikiki

Phones › How To Transfer Mß On Airtel Ng. by Ryda(op): 9:33am On Nov 25, 2012

To Transfer 10MB:- Dial*141*712*11*recipient number#
To Transfer 25MB:- Dial*141*712*9*recipient number#
To Transfer 60MB:- Dial*141*712*4*recipient number#
To understand more, Please dial *141*1# and follow the voice prompts to get more info about the bundle transfer.
Note:- 100 will be deducted for every MB Transferred.

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Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 9:13am On Nov 25, 2012

bin gbagbo: * watching and jubilating. . ..singing E'don happen *

*Larride vexed when he saw him laughing

*breaks red wine bottLe

#ßuahahahaha gßagbo running for his dear life

Jokes Etc › Re: "SUPER BAR". . .offtopic. . barjoint. . .NITECLUB!! by Ryda(m): 9:04am On Nov 25, 2012

larride: Can I pee here??

inside cLub... angry

#lash his bcK with spaker wire*

Jokes Etc › Re: If U Get D Ansa Make Mod Ban Me by Ryda(op): 9:00am On Nov 25, 2012

Vanneni: yep,done giving my opinioin.

who asked for ur durty opinion? angry

Family › Top 10 : Signs She'll Make A Good Wife. by Ryda(op): 7:28am On Nov 25, 2012

Marriage ois one of the most important things-nd one of the most life changing endeavors.
Here are 10 signs the woman in your life will make a good wife

1. She's trustworthy and loyal
A great wife loves her man…flaws and all, and takes the time to show him how much she appreciates him every day and will not be out doing something she shouldn’t be when you are apart. This type of woman is ready to go to war with you and take on whatever obstacle life presents.
2. She's emotionally stable
Your future bride should display confidence, have a real life of her own, be able to stand on her own emotionally and should be happily going in her own positive direction with no signs of emotional baggage . Furthermore, she should be able to meet youat an intellectual level, constantly surprise you, keep you on your toes and deepen yourattraction past the physical realm.
3. The two of you have similar interests
If there are things you both like to do, that's a good sign you are entering a marriage of happiness and longevity.
4. She respects you
The woman you decide to marry should be agenuine person who considers you in every situation and will be on your side no matter what. She should not be the type that will be checking out other guys, but will keep her attention focused on you, the man in her life.
5. The two of you have great communication
There is nothing more important in a relationship than communication, and if you are considering making it official by marrying her, you have to feel comfortable talking with her about any and everything. The more you communicate with your woman, the less likely the two of you will getinto arguments because you both will be able to talk about your problems instead of holding them in.
6. You have great intimacy together
The way you relate to each other in the bedroom has a big influence on whether thetwo of you will stay together after wedding vows are exchanged, so the intimacy between the two of you should be on point.
7. The two of you can laugh together
Mutual laughter is an essential component ofa strong and healthy marriage. Romance is much better if you can see humor in the littlethings and can have a laugh together.
8. Her finances are in order
When you get married you will accumulate debt together, but you don’t want to marry someone who is up to her neck in debt and has no income. You may feel you should be taking care of her, but it still feels good knowing you have someone who has a reliable job, good credit and is responsible when it comes to managing her money.
9. She's beautiful inside and out
The woman you decide to marry should be beautiful on the inside and the outside and will not only want to look good for you, but also for herself. This doesn't mean that she has to look like a model, but she should be so well put together that you'll be proud to have her on your arm and enjoy the sight of her in any light.
10. You are both in agreement on kids
No marriage will thrive, nor perhaps will any marriage survive, in which one spouse wants children and the other rejects any notion of children. When considering marriage, if both of you are in agreement onthe notion of children, you will likely be entering into a pleasurable, long-term marriage.

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