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 Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:52am On Mar 31, 2013 |
blidz2: @Ryda stop talking nonsense 4rm ur mouth hve yu seen him b4,is it because yu were opportuned 2 interact wiv him here on dis netwrk nw means yu talk 2 him in d@ manner...i just dnt knw why pple reason like animals @timesHmmmmm nd I see the only one reason that made u think like an animal••••"talking wid my mouth" here on NL does that make any senz to u? U are so d@ft that u don't even reason before typing nd I know these hallucinations are due to the gross amount of alcohol u hve been consuming• |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:11pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
Kingso23: @Ryda... And by d way wht mkes u think 's tha i'm poor......dumb question  "you are poor simple no comment." |
| Politics › Re: Jude Agbaso - Imo State Deputy-Governor - Impeached For Taking Bribe by Ryda(m): 9:05pm On Mar 28, 2013 |
[code][/code] Gbam  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:41pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Kingso23: Driving by on my way back from my gf's place after we had quarrel sighted a bar wt a NEON light drove my 2013 MDRN computrised RANGE-ROVER SPORT into the vip parking space, wearyly look aroun d area for security men but couldnt find non so i orderd d head lamp off and activate the security system, picked up my heavy wallet steps out fron d jeep and into d bar...........the above post was the number one reason "JaH" made yuh poor. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:32pm On Mar 26, 2013 |
Kingso23: ran into bar sweating profusely *oluwa egbami ooooo! sme 1 pls help! My Range rover sport that cost me fortunes has just been snatch from me by some heavily armed men @ the parking lot right outside dz Godforsaken bar, whre do i go from here nw ooooooo!......*you dont mean it!! But i thought i saw you using a footwagon and now u are saying they stole ur legs i think u are high on hypo or sumfin. *examine him carefully yelz he is drunk...ßaldman plz take care of him. |
| Politics › Re: What Qualities Do You Like About President Goodluck Jonathan? by Ryda(m): 11:19pm On Mar 20, 2013 |
No qualities... I'll jest say he'z some kinda stupeed stranded fellow acting like a president. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:01pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
@tanimz Have u checked the heading of the message...at least before they redirect u to NL u might hve seen messages at the top or bottom of the link. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 3:05pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Lol...Um, Oga dont u think u'd have to be succint at the mentioning of exotic drinks names?Erm baldman oh sorry barman, Dont bother serving him the Ace...i can see him snoring already. No need showing me the bill...u can keep it. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 9:53am On Mar 17, 2013 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Thats his 3 bags now and i think he's drunk[/color]O.M.G he is high on sachet water buahahahahakikik #ßarkman oya nack the guy one ACE of SPADE. *bills on me. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 8:19am On Mar 16, 2013 |
tanimz: Edakun, how can I read my PM? I have a notification at the top of my screen and the link there is the "Dismiss" one.Are u a learner? Go check your ymail inbox.. |
| Jokes Etc › Never Force Your Child To Pray by Ryda(op): 12:46am On Mar 16, 2013 |
Little Johnny's prayer. The neighbors had come over for dinner at Little Johnny's place. As they sat down for dinner, father asked Little Johnny to do the prayers. Johnny replied, "But dad, iam scared." His Dad told him to just be honest and say what he felt best. So as everyone joined hands, Johnny began: "Dear Lord, thank you for bringing the kid who ate my cookies. Please bless them himwith food so that he doesn't take mine. Also forgive his elder brother who undressed my sister and started wrestling with her. I am sure he wont do that again. Speaking of clothes, I want you to bless all the naked women on my dads phone with clothes. Seriously, they need it. And lastly, I want you to provide shelter to thehomeless man who sleeps with my mom when dad goes to work. Thank you." No one had dinner that day. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 12:34am On Mar 16, 2013 |
WAS HERE# |
| Nairaland General › Nigerian Navy Cautions Members Of The Public On Fake Recruitment Exercise by Ryda(op): 12:26am On Mar 16, 2013 |
NAIRALANDERS BEWARE!! The attention of the Nigerian Navy has been drawn to the existence of some syndicates claiming to be carrying out recruitment exercise on behalf of the Service. The Navy wishes to inform members of the general public that it has not commissioned any group to carry out any recruitment on its behalf. The service has a standard procedure for its recruitment exercise. Recently. the Nigerian Navy through its own personnel carried out the first phase of its 2013 recruitment exercise nationwide. The exercise was well advertised in the print and electronic media and the results of the exercise is yet to be released. Members of the public are therefore advised to be wary of these recruitment syndicates who are out to defraud young unsuspecting Nigerians. Anybody who deals with these unscrupulous syndicates does so at his or her own risk. NOTE: Beware of online fraudsters requesting for airtime to help you check if your name is on the list.. http://www.navy.mil.ng/press/9.news |
| Phones › Re: The New Airtel 10 Padis With Free 15mb Of Data. by Ryda(op): 6:42pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
[quote author=Osita_inklord]I think you work for airtel. -_- Not many people here "praise" their network.[/quote]u think? Yup!! Wrong thought. |
| Phones › Re: The New Airtel 10 Padis With Free 15mb Of Data. by Ryda(op): 6:36pm On Mar 11, 2013 |
scampy: Op dnt fool urself dat dey wil gv u 10MB if u make 10min cal, it is a fat lie. I am on d package since last year Nov so it is nt a new package per se buh 1ce u recharge #200 u wil b credited wit 15mb and 1mb afta ur 1st minutes of d day wich is billed at #24 buh ur subsequent cals wil be cheaper. Airtel family nd frndz at #4/30k per min wich includes 10 numbers. Nxt tym dnt com here and tel us 'my frndz' say dis nd dat buh u shud tel us ur own experience wit d package. Peace.are u da_ft or something? I think ur spectacles need a wiper...we both are on d same network buh d difference iz u hve no xperience when it comes to network stuff. |
| Phones › The New Airtel 10 Padis With Free 15mb Of Data. by Ryda(op): 11:40pm On Mar 08, 2013 |
Hey buddies check this out. A friend just mailed it to me. Recently, Airtel NG Introduced new Service plan named AIRTEL 10 PADIS . This is tested and trusted on this new Airtel profile that give free 15MB on recharging of #200 card valid for7 days. The new profile is AIRTEL 10 PADIS and for every one minutescall you made you'll be giving additional 1MB daily i.e If You make 10minutes call daily, You would be given 10MB apart from the one given toYou when you recharge #200 Airtime. HOW CAN I ENJOY AIRTEL PADIS ON MY AIRTEL SIM? To migrate to this Package, Just dial *166# and you're done with it. You can also Enjoy lower call rate on this 500% bonus daily. Airtel, You're the best!!! Hit on the Like Button if you Like Airtel.. 2 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by Ryda(m): 10:48pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
I beg i need one more goal jare #rOnaldo make am hat-trick nah |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by Ryda(m): 10:40pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Buahahahahahakikiki my brother said MESSi is on the hOt seat...who will help the poor boy please. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by Ryda(m): 10:38pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Ronaldo get hat-trick o...who wan bet abeg? Chai diz boy don suffer for my hand diz night |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by Ryda(m): 10:30pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
I Love madrid...the cHuckChuk dey make my mind dey sweet MADRID 3 - 0 BARCA i cant stop laughing s33 tears hahahahaha HALLA MADRID jare!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by Ryda(m): 10:24pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
kkkp: Stop shoutin hala madrid game still deysHarap jare...what happened to pUyol? Puyol car33r don end the guy just dey make attempt |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by Ryda(m): 10:21pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
ÐeviL pUN!SH barca!! Una neva see cHunchin... HALLA MADRID abeq!! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by Ryda(m): 10:03pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Mcleo007: And you count that as an achievement?E dey pain you ni? |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by Ryda(m): 10:02pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]I have a feeling real madrid will score one more goal and seal their victory. . . It sucks to be barca right now[/color][/quote]eHya peLe *buh no cry sha |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by Ryda(m): 9:58pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
anitank: |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid- Copa Del Rey (1 - 3) On 26th February 2013 by Ryda(m): 9:56pm On Feb 26, 2013 |
Fantastic both teams are hungry for goals...but madrid plays the ball better. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Navy Recruitment Form Is Out!! by Ryda(op): 8:49pm On Feb 03, 2013 |
Sorry everybody for not being around to update yuh tomorrow is the d day for the naval base test, you are only going to need a pair of white canvas or any white shoe suitable for juggin, A blue short or jersey...white polo or chase deer if available. U will be required to come with a single file including all ur credentials in it, no luggage is allowed beyond the gate and candidates are to get to their various recruit centres by latest 5:30 -6:00 am. Please mke sure u photocopy ur credentials and read this page very well. Thank yuh.... |
| Nairaland General › Re: Only Smart People Would Get This by Ryda(op): 8:48pm On Jan 17, 2013 |
Eze Promoe: [color=olive]OP, na 1992 you dey or are you a learner? This na old stunt. I came across this three years ago.[/color]That 'z why people wont learn... 'only smart people would get this'.. It so easy not bcuz d ansa is there...but u are too du_mb to figure it out. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Only Smart People Would Get This by Ryda(op): 8:34pm On Jan 17, 2013 |
annawhite: u should be grateful to me. . . . Ungrateful beastun_ what? u shrinking hor_ny vulture...a pot calling kettle black. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Only Smart People Would Get This by Ryda(op): 10:53pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
annawhite: show me ur post and ill tell u how empty u r!life is short so beat it...me replying you is suicide. Watch ur post oDe!! |
| Nairaland General › Only Smart People Would Get This by Ryda(op): 10:26pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
Can you figure it out?
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