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scampy: @ poster thnx very much for this info, can u pls giv us ur numba bcus nt all of us are alwayz online and we might want to knw d nxt steps frm u. Thnx so much

no probz...am travelling tomorrow 2 mah home town


datz whr i'm going 2 get moi LGa form filled i dnt knw abt u.

Diz is my number

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dont fLash plz!!

Leadn: KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) — A Malaysian church is taking possession of a hospital window that has attracted hundreds of people who believe it bears an image of the Virgin Mary.

Prayerful crowds of Roman Catholics have gathered outside the Sime Darby Medical Center in a suburb near Kuala Lumpur since last weekend after an image believed to resemble the Virgin Mary was spotted on the hospital’s seventh-floor window.

Rev. Simon Labrooy of the suburb’s Church of St Thomas More says he met with hospital officials and agreed the crowd situation could affect medical emergency services.

He said in a statement late Monday that the hospital glass panel would be moved to a church and tested by theologians and religious authorities.

Christians comprise nearly 10 percent of Muslim-majority Malaysia’s population.


http://xtremegists.com/2012/11/virgin-mary-apparition-attracts-herds-of-catholics-in-malaysia/
http://www.boston.com/news/world/asia/2012/11/12/malaysia-church-gets-window-with-virgin-mary-image/cji0VTjR03eNqz57XqlsvI/story.html

mehn ion know what nairaLand is turning into..

For posting dis u should be spanked severLy...those who believe in this are suffering frm nothing but ignorance!!

D picture resemble mary 4 ur eyes?

Bcuz dem say e resembLe mary d fOoL.ish mod put am 4 frOnt page abi
-no LeLe-

Tobbylobar: I just got information from my friend dat to get ur local govt attestation form fill n stamp u will av to pay 2500 to ur L/G..ow true is dis has anybody fill his or her L/G form to share d xperience wit us...

i dont know about that o...

ekeroyal: Am tired of something called D.R.A.M.A and if you don't know what that means. Well this is what it means.(D)umbass (R)etards (A)skinq for (M)ore (A)ttention..People who create drama are either: Jealous or Unhappy with themselves...Recipe for drama: 1 cup of gossip. 1/4 cup of rumors. And a teaspoon of jealousy.

cc: BG

ßuahahahhahaah ßG nah u be Ðis?

bin gbagbo: yeah, remove your clothes and join me in the swimming pool

u sabi þLay welLa abi?

*þOurs acid inside Ð swimming þOoL


*have a gud tym ßG.

bin gbagbo: *calling the police for the lunatic*

u go calL þolice taya...ur credit pLenty nah


#mtcheeeeew

booqee: Today is my birthday! So pls can u give me a treat?? Thanks

a treat!!


#mOves cLose 2 her

*pours aLomo nd fanta inside her tumßler

oya hiGH.

Tobbylobar: pls can somebody put me tru on ow to get local government attestation form pls..i was born in lagos but my parent is from ogun state..i live in lagos so am choosing lagos center ow am going to get local govt form..plss

if u have compLeted d registration...jst print out the pay4 me sLip

take it to any of those banks nd pay the sum of #900 naira


#400 for the transaction

then u will get ur appLicant id...once u'hve done that take it to the cyßer nd do d rest urself.

bright007: I âm very very annoyed....who is this PYGURU of a fool...He banned me for no just reason....
Anyone that knows him should tell him if he dares me again,I will hack his I.D and deal with him.

u Neva -c- cHunchin

alL diz nairaLand mOdz dem sTuþid gan.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]If i move the thread to the recycle bin this minute, you can say bye bye to all the tricks you think you have. . .
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do fast aßeq

bunmioguns: *sees him coming with his lawyer nd picks up his race*

#he must not escaþe


hOld him...i want his head cHoþed off.

Chibest2000: dat awkward momment whe u folow a sound sequence n mess in public only 2 realise dat u are using an earpiese. Dat awkward momment when u didn't no what 2 write in an exam holl n whe d teacher wanted 2 call d answers ur pen siezed.

------siezed------


wHo was ur eNgLish teacher?



I guess it waz þatience eßeLe!

bunmioguns: *pours dry pepper inside alomo and gives to him*

#spit it oUt*



i wilL sue u 4 murder attempt...

*calLs my Lawyer

annawhite: u r empty!
a regular riot trying so hard to be a main event!
Got Nutting more to say to you
even if u stick a nine inches nail through ur a...nus,ill look on cos u r pathetic ! ;

i saw ur þOst but i didn't wana quote ßck wHn i later reaLized


a sTu.þid þathetic siiimþLeton leaving a wayward life wilL never learn 4rm his mistakes...

bin gbagbo: oya na true true ooooo

tahhhhh!!


If nah þLay mke u sToþ am o...nah Ðis ßar wey Ðry þass Ðesert u wan serve persOn.

I sOrry 4 d guy wey wan þLace Order

jst iNclude my aLomo mke i hiGh.

Abeq i fit see fried eagLes egg mashed with bweast miLk?

God þuNish u 4 making me oþen dis tRash!!

I was ßanned fOr an uNknow reasOn by dis jObless modz...i think it seXkilLz or wateva his name might be


i hate it wHen someone iz trying to act foOoLish


so if u knw him teL him i waz here!!

bin gbagbo: we are very sorry for the challenges the bar has been facing so far. . .its the work of the devil.

we are however compensating our valued customers with a free drink each today. thank you.

says wHo?

bolukaz: at least i got an answer

Ð ansa does not corresþOnd wid my þost!!

razznaija: That awkward moment when you trip in public and you attempt to gracefully recover, but you know someone probably saw you.
That awkward moment when you realize you wore a red shirt to Target.
That awkward moment when you are writing a test and everyone is drawing something with a ruler and you don't know what they are drawing.
That awkward moment when a 10 year old child has a better phone that you.
That awkward moment when the comedian cracks a joke and you hear a pin drop.
That awkward moment when a mannequin has a better figure that you.
That awkward moment when they pass you the offering basket and a condom falls out of your pocket.
That awkward moment when Nigeria is playing Germany and the scoreboard says Nig-Ger.

wiiL u þLz quit telLin us aßout ur life history?

francoobi: if i reach at d bank with d pay4me acknowlegement slip nd transaction id after d online registration whats d next step after buying d form 4rm d bank? Bcz i wnt 2 go dia 2dayif i reach at d bank with d pay4me acknowlegement slip nd transaction id after d online registration whats d next step after buying d form 4rm d bank? Bcz i wnt 2 go dia 2dayif i reach at d bank with d pay4me acknowlegement slip nd transaction id after d online registration whats d next step after buying d form 4rm d bank? Bcz i wnt 2 go dia 2day

u shOuldn't have sþammed!!


U can onLy buy the fOrm when u hve cOmpleted the application...nd only ur pin nd serial numba will alLow u to buy the fOrm frm d bank.


When u hve done that use d pin on the card the bank gave u to print out the Local government attestation fOrm nd Ð parents guardian form.

Submit ur fOrm onLyn ß4 december 7 then u are good 2 gO.

bolukaz: i think it's the value of the naira note....

gOod thinking...but u got Ð wrOng ansa.