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o42austino: I want to know why male corpers like sleeping with their female students?
I am a corp member also, so why do we like doing it? It's FUN and I like it.

check ur brain e be like say d tin dey shake..

Mehn I don't know why mods on NL are nonchalant that they cant differentiate what to put on front page.

They're only interested in celebrities...e.g
Tontoh Dike wear pant nd bra
Iyanya danced naked
2face impregnate rihana
P square's new tattoo on their ars
Wizkid wear bikini
Banky w barb gallas
Flavour eat kulikuli

and many more una no dey tire?

How vat one take concern me?
Abeq mke una get out jare...my mum set pass two of them sef.

Choi!!
correct pipo...this is another way of generating money for himself.
Infact they can 65billion naira is going to be used to celebrate the fucking birthday...why?
Simply bcuz they are d "OGA AT THE TOP"
no lele, God dey!

We all are just making comments and pouring out what is on our mind...what about the money they spend to buy votes and there are people out there that will collect thousands to vote for some useless politician.
Or should we talk about d harm this same ßuhari has done to the nation...to me jonathan is just like a puppet being controlled by some "OGA AT THE TOP"

omcmgt: "The Chosen ones Ordained by Dagrin to REP his life after death" O.M.C All-Stars Hits The Music Industry In Grand Style. http://naijagistngossips..co.uk/2013/04/omc-all-stars-hits-music-industry-in.html?m=1. Twitt @OMC_RECORDS

Damn this guyz are truly Ordained cuz this rap hit is 100% Legendary.

u no sabi road to music section ba?

Mehn if nah me ehn, after i don chop d girl finish nd she sef don chop my money

One day
i'll just ask her..how far? D dough don finish o.
How u wan do am?

[quote author=Beautful.B] Dis letter wanna make cry [/quote]Lemme wipe ur tears beauty...am (Mr Me).

This is cool!

O.P i fit use am chiike gurl?

ceejayluv: oh come on.... My Dad got his phone lost and returned last year in owerri..... you're just being D.AFT...

sHattap!!
S.E ke? Nah dem do pick pocket pass..igbo boyz are not smilling in the street of lasGidi.

The guy is kinda stupid o...that means he cant call anygirl without having cash with him
secondly the girl is the most stupid, what if these same guy is a ritualist or in some kinda dirty business mehn she 'z long gone.

What made some bad guy transformed a girl to snake? Money of cuz, d guy wnt d girl for money nd she 'z hungry for cash...nah so God catch her.
SORRY TO SAY!

Imagine Goodluck without Patience.

Aunty patience welcome mah...we really appreciate ur stay abroad nd we missed all ur numerous gßagaun nd the way u spice dem up.

Oga Jonah abeq fire dat thing abeg, Aunty patience don miss dat thing.

specialguest: Phone Testimony: A story of 2 good samaritans who returned misplaced phones

Just this April I witnessed two incidents where misplaced phones were returned back to the owners. Both incidents happened in Abuja. So am wondering are Nigerians becoming more sincere or were they just lucky to have their phones returned to them?

Case 1. A friend forgot her blackberry phone in a cab sometime in November last year. After she got home she searched in her bag but couldn't find the phone before she remembered the last time she used it was on her way home while in a cab. Immediately We started calling the number consistently but there was no reply. A few hours later, after about 100 retries the phone was turned off and we assumed the worse had happened which is the cab guy or another passenger had found the phone and kept it to himself. So she forgot about it because we all knew its gone.

Fast forward to April 2013 almost 5months after the incident, an unknown number called her mother and said he was cleaning his car when he saw a phone beneath the back seat, after charging it he went through the call log and saw a number that was saved as "mum" and he copied it and dialled from his phone since my friend"s sim was no longer valid because she had done a welcome back since November.

Anyway they gave him an address to bring the phone to which he did and honestly we were all amazed infact when she told the cab guy that the phone had been lying there in his car for 5months and he did not believe it.

Case 2. This happened just this week by Cbn estate in Garki. An elderly woman forgot her phone and laptop behind in a cab she took and according to the cab man after the woman alighted from the car he picked up another passenger almost immediately. While driving he heard a phone ringing in the back but because he had a passenger in the back seat he assumed it must be the person"s phone ringing. Not until the passenger asked him asked him why he wasn't picking up before he realised the phone ringing belonged to none of them.

Anyway the calls kept coming in and after delibration he decided to pick it up, according to the driver the guy calling kept screaming "who are you and what are you doing with my mother"s phone" the cab man tried to explain that an elderly woman forgot the phone and a laptop behind in his car and all that..... To cut the long story short the guy who called asked the cab man if he was willing to return the phone and the man said yes so the guy contacted his mother somehow and she came to Garki to collect her phone and laptop.

You need to see how this woman kept on praying for the cab man infact she said a million naira can never replace the contacts she has on her phone if the phone goes missing. she offered him 10,000 naira which he declined because according to him he did not do it for the money. Since he rejected the money offered to him, she asked him to see her soon and she gave him her complimentary card lo and behold she is a very "BIG" woman!

Case 3. This is a very short one and it happened to me personally. I forgot my phone in a taxi in china and honestly I never got it back. To think chinese people who actually manufacture phones stole my phone. Nawa o

Based on these two stories I am of the opiion that Nigerians are not generally as greedy as everyone thinks. Just like in any other society, we have the GOOD, the BAD, and the UGLY.

Have you ever misplaced/lost your phone and a good samaritan found it and returned it to you? Well I call that a "phone testimony" so instead of you queuing up to give that long testimony in church, lolz why don't you just share it here.

OP nah waa for u o!

U forgot phone inside cab in china...atleast it was a chinko phone.

They made d phone u bought d phone nd they decide to take it bck, no cwy abeq.

They stole my phone in a taxi cab too at ibadan, infact the old woman claimed the phone belongs to her...not long b4 d inccident i swapped my bOld 5 with my -sis- thank God say nah radio nokia wey get torchlight.
I even prayed for the woman, but nah my zimcard pain me pass.


WETIN DON LOSS DON LOSS.

Kingso23: barman could u pls send 1 of ur bouncers over here with urgent alarity cos i have a situation here that i'll need em 2 take cre of

the madman is seeking the ßaldman intervention...go home, u are drunk.

Erm bOuncer plz tke care of vis drunkard he is so high like mount everest.

Decryptor: See y i say Nigerian girls are too senseless? U put on an electric bra and mount okada with it...it sends the 85shocks to the okada man...Imagine that he's cruising the bike @ about 60kmph on a busy road...WHAT DO U THINK WILL HAPPEN TO YOU: THE PASSENGER?

AUTOMATIC TICKET TO HELL ßuahahahahakikiki

If india do undies wey get Electric shock...

Wetin AbA boys dey wait for now?

Atleast they too should design gloves that can resist the shock.

Jonah i heard u grant amnesty to ghost killer...does that make any senz to u?

Mehn this man da_ft gan, upon all they did to nigeria is this how u are going to repay them...#no lele

another militant group coming soon...nd it will be frm the south west

who wan bet ?

Ask google now!!

Or are they on vocation?

Leave the north or else these babaric idescent animals with no worthwile thinking wont stop killing ur people...he made a point.

why would some heartless, senzless, brainless, mindless, hopeless ostrich with a low senz of humour continue killing innocent people nd they do it in the name of religion.

Bleep ur feeling we dnt care who or what u do it for, all we want is peace to reign..stop the killing of innocent souls.

Turn ur back on the leaders who sent yuh they wont do u any good...save a soul 2day -9JA-

Owkz we hve seen them...spiritually things see their wiLi wiLi hair
nd they call it singapore hair.

Look at their faces d¡ckmongers mtcheeew!

Its high time you start googling ur symptoms...has google shut down or what?

Just passing by jare......

I cannot categorically make any comment now...because the comment I'm going to make is going to be made known by my........

It sometimes ooccur between me nd my friends..e.g

DANIEL:goat papa how far?
WILSON:fowl brain i dey fine...how ur life?
DANIEL:e dey straight like ur gf front.
WILSON:ur papa bald head
DANIEL:no worry if i catch u ur mama go beg for u.
WILSON:ur brain dey shake abi, where u dey?
DANIEL:I dey houz.
WILSON:light dey? I wan play PS.
DANIEL:ok dey cum.

penny01502: your hands

#secOnded.

Awoof no dey purge o!!

It pends on how u interract with it buahahahahahkikiki.

[quote author=Ijele-igbo] I hate FINBANK girls.... Very dangerous and poisonous girls![/quote]FINBANK girls get pine...and dem sabi chuck.

And so fåcking what?

Is she trying to make record or what...

U are here commenting while those pot bellied animal politicians are buyin private jets worth millions of dollars.

Mtcheeew Oshi#

Hmmmm...the next surest thing now we are going to hear is...scientist has discovered the stairways to heaven.
Jobless apes

they can lie ehn, the guy wan make history.

They wOn sha
thank GoÐ!!

blidz2: I don't blame him...dat tin in btwn his 2 legs does almost half of his tinkin so im not suprised by d way he reason...stupid imp

ur cumbcks sucks...nd ur primitive brain is malfunctioning, I wont mind using them for pratical.

Kingso23: man dnt bother replying dt non entity silence they say is da best answer 4 foolz, so lyk me i dnt waste my time exchanging senseless tantrums wt senseless nonentity dtz y u see dt i kept muted..... I fink dt dude must be high on some weeds & 2 much liquore.....

life is short and u intend to spend every bit of it being stupeed...should i call that an achievement or what?
Nd u knw what?
Am high on weed with ur pot bellied bald headed father.