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Celebrities / Re: Why Is My Father Not Dangote? — Tiwa Savage by Ryda(m): 12:44pm On Jan 14, 2022
While someone out there wished they could be tiwa.
Tiwa wished her late father was dangote.
Dangote may also wish he could amass half of elon musks networth.

What's the ordinary man going to wish for kwan

This life no balance at all!

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Donates ₦50 Million To Victims Of Zamfara Attacks by Ryda(m): 12:55am On Jan 14, 2022
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Jackson105:


Most of you in your shallowness always refer to Abiola case, Abiola won fair and square, he even defeated Tofa in Kano his home state, the reason why Abiola was not sworn in, is because of the military and democracy is still young then.

Their is no way anyone will win election in Nigeria now and will not be sworn in, so your Abiola analysis is irrelevant and useless. And what more, Abiola has GCFR to his name an honor only alwarded to the president, by officially recognising him as the winner of 1993 election.

Abiola won overwhelmingly in the north and south west, and of course lost in the 5% useless and irrelevant States, and that still didn't stop Abiola Victory.

Instead of you guys to put all your energy in marketing your candidate, you put all your arsenal on Tinubu therefore, making him more popular.

5% people with 0.5 IQ.
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You better type something meaningful

Modified I knew you would disappoint me when you first quoted me with A.



Maybe this will make you feel better.
Say ah

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Under Buhari Not Generating Enough Funds — Senate President by Ryda(m): 12:49am On Jan 14, 2022
Lawan is now playing blame games.

But he was busy rubber stamping the borrowings for the past 6yrs.

Confused arse!

Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy's Versace Room In Her Pink Penthouse (Photos) by Ryda(m): 12:40am On Jan 14, 2022
Life is vanity
Riches is vanity
Poverty sef na vanity

How you chose to merge the three of these vanities is your personal problem

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Donates ₦50 Million To Victims Of Zamfara Attacks by Ryda(m): 12:38am On Jan 14, 2022
All na tactics!

Tinubu should go and ask Abiola, but wait how is he going to do that.

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Romance / Re: 10 Things A Woman Can Offer In A Relationship Apart From Sex by Ryda(m): 9:44pm On Jan 13, 2022
angry
Romance / Re: 10 Things A Woman Can Offer In A Relationship Apart From Sex by Ryda(m): 9:34pm On Jan 13, 2022
The ones with humour are kinda scarce.

I like sarcasm so much and I like to chip them in my conversation, how do you use sarcasm on someone without a good sense of humour
More than half of Nigerian women lacks no 2, 4, 5
The only time they give you 5 is when you have enough cash to spare. But there's no assurance they can stay that way forever.

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Health / Re: Need Help Dealing With Snakes And Scorpions. by Ryda(m): 8:55pm On Jan 13, 2022
angry
Politics / Re: Twitter: UK Hails FG Over Twitter Restoration by Ryda(m): 12:23pm On Jan 13, 2022
Was there even a ban?

Bụbu and his minions only realized it's high time they come to their senses angry
Agriculture / Re: Antelope Caught By Farmer While Sleeping. by Ryda(m): 12:18pm On Jan 13, 2022
When they're done feasting on the nations resources, this is how nemesis will catch them in their sleep.
angry

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Travel / Re: Railway Workers Attempt To Quench Fire On Train Using Leaves In Delta (video) by Ryda(m): 10:30am On Jan 13, 2022
It's that dude holding the camera for me smiley

Suffry suffry, leave am na rubber e must burn

Same way Nigeria is burning and there are people behind the scene watching.
Common extinguisher they don't have on a train angry

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Nairaland / General / Re: Funny Moments From Tweeps On Twitter Ban by Ryda(m): 10:11am On Jan 13, 2022
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Nairaland / General / Re: Funny Moments From Tweeps On Twitter Ban by Ryda(m): 10:00am On Jan 13, 2022
smiley

Nairaland / General / Funny Moments From Tweeps On Twitter Ban by Ryda(m): 9:56am On Jan 13, 2022
So twitter ban on Nigeria was lifted today being 13th January.
Tweeps came out en mass to tweet about how the ban affected their businesses.

While others thanked VPN apps for enabling them use twitter while the ban was still on.
Some also thanked VPN apps for helping them travel around the world.

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Politics / Re: Ahmed Lawan: Ninth Assembly Under Me Not Perfect, We Made Some Errors by Ryda(m): 7:43pm On Jan 12, 2022
"Lawan, however, noted that the Assembly will correct its errors before the expiration of their tenure."

Mistakes you made in 6 years and still counting, you want to correct it in less than 500 days.

Ogbontarigi werey ni yín sá! angry

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Romance / Re: Twin Singers, Tagwayen Asali, Marry Twins On Same Day (pic) by Ryda(m): 7:36pm On Jan 12, 2022
Rarely come across Hausa twins

Maybe they only live within the Northern area.
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Python Killed At Mount Patti, Lokoja (Photos) by Ryda(m): 7:25pm On Jan 12, 2022
Lalasticlala storming the thread with his entourage

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Politics / Re: Bandits Kill Eighteen People, Raze Houses In Plateau Community by Ryda(m): 6:54pm On Jan 12, 2022
North has always been peaceful

One of the Northern states recently carried placards stating that there's no cause for alarm.

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Intercept Commercial Bus In Imo, Kidnap Passengers by Ryda(m): 6:47pm On Jan 12, 2022
Man can no longer drink water drop cup.
That's if they'll allow you raise the cup angry

Insecurity is almost everywhere!

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Politics / Re: Nwoba Chika Nwoba Collapses In Court (Pictures) by Ryda(m): 6:42pm On Jan 12, 2022
"Police Ebonyi state command according to a source insisted he be arraigned alive or dead"
What is his offence please

Collapsing in Nigerian court is no longer news. we've had top politicians collapse in court also.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Group vows to actualise Tinubu's presidential ambition by Ryda(m): 7:30am On Jan 12, 2022
"Tinubu rewards efforts. His record in this respect speaks volumes of his large heart."

He robs you to pay you and you call that a reward?
Politics / Re: I Want To Pursue My Ambition Without The Title Of A King Maker-tinubu by Ryda(m): 7:29am On Jan 12, 2022
Keep deceiving yourself

Crime / Re: I Only Checked Her Private Part With My Fingers – Man, 43, Caught Over R*pe Says by Ryda(m): 7:25am On Jan 12, 2022
They can also check his own private part

Tie his arms and legs to a nearby poll and flog his private part till it shrinks. angry
Romance / Re: Don't Ask These Drill Questions In Your Relationships! by Ryda(m): 7:21am On Jan 12, 2022
You forgot to add never ask your man for whatever it is your parents can't provide for you.
Education / Re: COVID-19: Uganda Finally Reopens Schools After Two Years Of Lockdown by Ryda(m): 9:48pm On Jan 11, 2022
Nearly two years shocked

Some girls must have turned baby mama already.
Business / Re: We Have Disbursed Over ₦117 Billion Loans Since Inception – Fairmoney by Ryda(m): 9:40pm On Jan 11, 2022
People who take loan from loan apps, una well done oh!

Hope they're not one of those banks that send obituary of loan defaulters to their guarantors.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Insults Cousin, Dele Adeleke On Twitter, Deletes The Tweet Afterwards by Ryda(m): 9:11pm On Jan 11, 2022
Na news be this

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Celebrities / Re: 6 Yoruba Stars Who Are Also Lecturers, Their Depts And Their Universities -photo by Ryda(m): 9:05pm On Jan 11, 2022
Saka na clown!

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Religion / Re: 900-Year-Old Church Carved Downward Into A Huge Rock In Ethiopia (Photos) by Ryda(m): 8:36pm On Jan 11, 2022
So many historic sites in Africa.

Only if we can start embracing what we have.

Modified
Did you know?

Hundreds of tourists travel to Europe every year to have a glimpse of monuments from the middle ages.
Can't we do same in Africa?

The great Wall of Benin_Nigeria
The Great Sphinx of Giza_Egypt
Leptis Magna_Libya

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Romance / Re: What Exactly Is Your Spec When Choosing A Boyfriend Or Girlfriend? by Ryda(m): 8:31pm On Jan 11, 2022
Dremdee:
Hey Ladies and Gents.. how y'all doing?
Quick one

When choosing a guy or girl you want to fornicate with
What exactly do you consider?
Like wetin be your spec?
As for me Sha
Get bresssssss
Soft bresssssss
Get fine face with pouty pink lips
Be caramel skinned or dark
Then try get sense abeg cause if sense nor dey the rest na waste
Oya make una follow talk una own

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Should Step Down For Youthful Candidate, Pro-Yahaya Bello Group Reacts by Ryda(m): 8:25pm On Jan 11, 2022
How can a rogue step down for a mini rogue

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