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andromida:
Nice one. I like love stories. They are no longer together and she was always going to marry someone else you guys got lucky and found each other so tell your friend, marry your gal and live happily ever after.

I wish it were that easy!

demelza:
Amaechi is always hyperactive. Dude never keeps still.

We suppose buy clothes peg for am!

Wuuworld:
Bro,am suspecting that u are the Gentle of a guy,and a friend told u this which u wanna seek for our opinion probably how to deal with the ORUBEBE...........why not come plain and tell us u are the GENTLE.....we have JEGAs here who will suggest to u how u will go about dealing with#ranting we will not take it Orubebe#.........talk true ASAP,no time for delay.

Funny, I have already bought the ring! Do u think I should blank him n go ahead shopping for a new best man

ULSHERLAN:
If that be the case then tell your friend about it and make him see reasons why you can't reverse your decision.

What if he doesn't see reasons with me?

Emhicee:
did you see my last statement? btw, babe wey your guy don date before suppose be no go area according to the bro code. The more reason why i said love is mysterious. It transcends any code and shit. We good?

Yea we good! didn't see the last stmnt. I swear love is mysterious n I have never for one second doubted her loyalty to me, even when I am not around for months!

lagmostkuit:
The heart of a king is in d hands of God..
Pray 2 God bout it and i'm sure by d time u'll be telling ur friend ur intention, he won't find any fault in it!

Invite me make ah cum drink origin wen d wedding set!

I hv already bought a ring n insha-Allah it will come to pass. "Orijin" will surely be enough for everyone including you

ULSHERLAN:
Wow this is tough i must confess but the first step now is to let your friend know what is going on. He might not take it likely at first thinking you betrayed him but he will give in sooner or later.

Secondly, i hope this ex factor thing wont affect your relationship. You have to be sure she has no feelings for your friend anymore if not

Thirdly follow your heart. If both of you are in love then do whatever Pleases you. Since you not bothered she is your friends ex then i think there is no problem.

Thanks a lot, she doesn't have feelings for him at all, and she thinks I have told him already.

Emhicee:
You 'feel' you want to spend the rest of you life with her. You ain't sure. If you're sure, you'd know how to tell your friend. Btw, you broke the bro code. Again, love is mysterious.

I broke no code, rember I said I lost contact with her for 1 year plus, besides she said they broke up immediately my posting came!

falconey:
you just have to mehn, it has to do with your life and future.

Seat the nigga and explain everything to him I'm sure he will understand remember you called him "gentle" *winks*

That's his name gentle

This guy no sabi count aabi na only me see am, where is no 3?

This might be long, kindly be patient and read, so u can understand.

I am a 28 year old guy, who's gotten to a stage in life where I believe marriage should be the next thing, but the problem is that I am in Love with my best friend's Ex!
I happen to know her(Jenny) while she was dating my best friend;Gentle ...I stayed with my friend(Gentle) due to accommodation problems during my 9 months training on my present job! She normally comes home and we joke around, no strings attached. I left the town after my training, cuz I was posted to Abuja after which I heard that my friend n her broke up. I lost contact with her for about a year n 3 months until I saw a message on facebook from her; we had a lil convo n exchanged numbers!
Suffice it to say that I didn't know it will get this deep! We have gotten so used to each other and love each other, she comes to Abuja almost every 2 weeks to see me, and she is trust worthy, I once entrusted my savings to her and she assisted me rent a house and buy a land in my home state since she resides there and my car is also under her care. She always encourages me n prays for me, there was I time I was transferred to Borno State but through her prayers and mine I was transferred back to Abuja.
The last time I visited my state early this year we were together but I never allowed my bestfriend (Gentle) come to my house when she's around.

The problem is I want my best-friend(gentle) to be my best-man because he really cared for me during my training days. Also, I feel she's the one I want to spend my life with and I want to propose to her when I go to my state immediately after the elections when I get my 21days leave.

How do I get to confront my friend n tell him I am about to marry his ex and he should be my best-man?

Pardon typos

EggovinMma:


Congratulations. Beautiful couple. God bless.


O boy I no envy ladies wey dey date Muslim guys esp those from core North.
Na so I follow one go club date.As we enter VIP, I just dey happy say na champagne things, until dem carry big bowl stuffed with Red bull and one yeye fruit juice like that drop for table. I piss tire that day. .Na so so red bull full my belle.Dance I no dance.I drink red bull tire that day!

Well, u haven't met those that take alcohol.

My ex-boss is a woman, I applied for My Present Job 3 months before I told her and I had not informed her I was leaving. Well, that Monday as She was like; so after 4 years this is how you want to leave us without @ lest a month's notice.
I had to look for someone who will fill my position n teach her the job on weekends

Tallesty1:
On The Seventh day while God was resting the devil created Maheeda.

One JD for u

Finally?

I just thought about it lately: "What if General Muhammadu Buhari (The President Elect) loses the eligibility lawsuit against him on the 22nd of April, 2015?"

Do you think he'd bow out honourably or not?

Well, let's see

Informations reaching oursxxxSoldiers with Padlocks attached to their moouthsxxx have been deployed for electionsxxx They were seen moving in about 10 truck Oshodi this morningxxx around 0605hrs this morning 27/03/2015xxx

Please treat as urgentxxxx


Pictures to follow soon

fitinwell:
Woju by wizkid

Lol

Nsogbu Nsogbu Eyimba Ehi by Ebube

Lisa Gerrard - We are Here

Tolexander:
can't see Borno and Yobe in the list.

Soon Borno and Yobe will acknowledge receipt of theirs, as it is heavily guarded and the convoy is still intact

Info just reaching us @ HQ is that 17 states have received Presidential Ballot Papers:
Benue
Nasarrawa
Enugu
Rivers
Lagos
Akwa-Ibom
Kogi
Kano
Kaduna
Bayelsa
Imo
Abia
Ogun
Ekiti
Osun
Adamawa
Bauchi
Gombe
And Jos

Also not that the truck carrying tht of Cross-Rivers State had a mechanical issue but its cargo is still intact and well protected!

Will update soon as More RECs call in!

Just saw this photo on a friend's Display Photo,
And it is a Federal Road connecting Akwa Ibom and Abia State

Oya, upload it let's see

If true, its an insult to Ogemba!

Last night while on night shift with my colleague, we got talking (maybe na d effect of the igbo we been dey smoke) before our conversation drifted to businesses that have evolved due to the advent of technology. It didn't take time before my mind started to imagine if there was an online babalawo site and what it would be like. It was a funny conversation and I'd like you guys to read our imaginations;

NB: This is purely for the fun of it and it will be important to state that I am not fetish or one who deals with voodoo and all that ish.

Now, the average babalawo website will be like a combination of the following apps and websites:
Konga, Jumia /Aliexpress
Healthtap

There'll be a drop down list that displays services rendered such as:
Love Charm, Pass your exam, get promoted at work, disappear n appear, nail that contract, money matters maybe pass Moses course etc.

After selecting your preferred service, different herbalists who are specialists will be displayed with their ratings in front of them. on clicking on any of them, you'll be able to access a profile of the herbalist and read a brief history about him and also his specialties.
There will also be user reviews. This will contain comments such as reliability, quickness, price and the likes.

Upon selecting the babalawo of your choice you'll be asked to proceed to the shopping section where all the items needed for sacrifice will be added to the calabash (shopping cart). Various items will be listed with their corresponding price e.g. Alligator teeth, palm oil, eko, akara, goat, chicken, etc. You will also be able to select the number of units you want before proceeding to payment.

Now for the payment, different payment options such as visa, mastercard and verve will be supported. After payment you will proceed to placing sacrifice at the e-junction (electronic orita meta). If your sacrifice is accepted, you will be greeted with a ''sacrifice successful'' message. And if it's not successful.....na error 404 message o!!! which will clearly let you know that there's no refund available.


Hope you enjoy reading this!!! Thanks.

DickDastardly:
Should i keep it as pet?

Pls advise a corn fused brother!

I know a good surgeon who can separate the corns

Lol

Your Eyes

RIP OKon Uwah

Same Alma Mater, same department and Year of Graduation...wow, can't believe this guy is gone!!!!

My friends are gradually removing all GEJ posters from their car, and. I am just laughing so hard and utting mre GMB posters on mine....



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