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Damn!

This is coming as a huge shock

BALLOSKI:
Fear women, fear marriage more.

The guy is taking pride in sleeping with somebody's wife. It'd come back to him one day. Pesin go fvck his wife one day.

You guys should stop saying this.

Life is not mathematics. You can't calculate it's workings. Most men whose wives sleep around don't cheat. And most men who fvk married women have loyal wives.

DUNDEEmoderatos:
They sleep with each other's wives.

I agree.

Won maan doh iyawo arawon

LeeSmart:
I thought everyone lives happily in such a place sir?

You definitely didn't grow in this kinda house.

ikeno:
You go need to wake up early to baf then go back to sleep cause the queue dey long when day break.

Every week na quarrel either mama Bisi dey quarrel with mama Obinna.

Everybody get em own space wey em dey sleep whenever nepa take light for night either at the front of the building or at the backyard.

You no fit sleep for afternoon because of noise, it's either the children are run along the passage shouting or mama Janet is calling Janet by shouting

You will always tell your visitor to bring his/her shoe inside the house else it will grow wings

Omo, why are you talking like you are me. You be legend like me.

Appreciate the life we have now

Toor

Thundafireseun:
Abeggggg leave leaders alone…. A lot of us are worse than the leaders…. And if given a chance to lead will be worse than The the so called leadership

Preach it preacher

Shitty thread full of ethic nonsense.

Y'all mad on this forum

One of the foolish lots in America.

We're back to square one, ain't we?

The subsidy shenanigans continues...

Awon Omo idan

Dont go visiting your married woman in her house. Thats where you get lynched. Take her to a hotel. No one will lynch you there.

@seun, abbeg address this. I want to make sponsored post

TechBaron:
Lol

I think he is doing PR for stake.

Somehow, I strongly believe the company compensates him for the losses.

Thats what it is. He is not even betting at all. Those are some demo money.

That's stake's crazy way of promoting their business. Sometimes Drake purposely place a bet on someone who is likely to lose so it can make it to the news.

See the attached screesnhot.

How come a cadet can't swim?

Is this not madness?

Our military is a joke. Ordinary swim they cant swim but they can bully citizens wherever they go.

Nonsense!

RIP to the small pikin

Morbeta11:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2024/07/08/90-of-diesel-sold-in-nigerias-filling-stations-illegally-refined-alleges-tompolos-surveillance-firm/

Was this guy actually named GOVERNMENT by his parents?

Which kind story be this nitori olorun.

This is the height of madness.

@iLegendd, I'll tell you what I told a friend who said he wanted to stay for one month and ended up staying a year. So this is what I did in other not to offend anyone.

I said my Dad (In your case you can use your mum, aunt, or someone else) called me and said he had a dream that someone I was harboring in my house died and I was sentenced to life in prison, and that my Dad's dream always come to pass.

My Dad therefore warned that whoever I am harboring should get out of my out with immediate effect and henceforth I should not allow anyone spend a night in my house again.

If he wants to argue, tell him you cannot go against your Dad (Or whoever the furk you are using in this case). If he thinks you are lying, that is his own cup of tea. If he wants to bargain that he can bring the girl and not sleep over, tell him NO, your Dad has warned you and you are scared for your life.

NuCypher:
I had to stop critiquing religion, christianity and pastors because she doesn't like it. As someone who has critiqued useless Nigerian pastors all my life, this was difficult to stop. But I had to adjust. I still think pastors, especially Nigerian pastors like Oyedepo, ADeboye and Oyakhliome, are the scum of the earth, but I just hold this thought to myself now. It gets too sensitive when she hears me calling out their horrible habits, decisions and postulations. Anyways, I get to do that online on a site like Nairaland. But with her, we just glide away from the subject and never bring it up.

Point to note: Nigerian pastors and most pastors in general, especially those of the pentecostal faith, are the most useless bunch of criminals the world has ever seen. Next to them are Nigerian politicians.

He come be like say na me type all these thing.

Are you me? Am I you?

How about HIV?

Guys need to dive in raw

Magnetboss:
These warrior princesses will surely make us proud , I'm sure of it💪💪💪 there's something about Ashleigh that makes me happy. She must really love her Roots.

It is sad she is not fit to go to the Olympics.

Damn!

Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are Use_less.... All of them

Send me your account number

We no go hear word today again

tgmservice:
Hello nairaland Fam need you input on this.

I am a married man going to 3 years now.
I was scrolling on Facebook when a Saw a video of man exercising in a Gym.

This man wore a short nicker and you could see the shape of his joystick dangling. His thing was really big
The issue is that when I scrolled down the comment section I saw a comment from my wife since we are friends on FB and this is exactly what she said in verbatim (guess she is not so smart I would see her comments)

" I love to eat this kind of Food" yea including the smiley face

From her profile pic you can clearly see she is a married woman even other people responded to her comment calling her all sort of names like Olosho and the rest, one even said I pity your Husband.


I saw this when I was in the Office and it clearly spoilt my day I could not concentrate at work anymore.
When I got home I challenged her regarding this comment and she said its nothing that its just a joke comment.

I have been angry as she seriously disrespected me and I am considering a divorce from the marriage.



Edited: File photo used for illustration

I laugh when I see matured men bring their marital issues to Nairaland hoping to find answers.

Most of the replies you would get here are from kids who are unmarried and under 30. They dont know what it is to be married.

I saw all their comments and I wasnt surprised. Whenever a married man comes to say something, they are always quick to shout "Divorce her, she is olosho, go and do DNA" They will call your wife all sorts of names and tell you she is riding a thousand dicks outside and if you allow their comments to enter your head, you marriage is gone forever.

Now back to the topic. It is highly irrational of you to even think of divorcing your wife because she posted a comment on Facebook. Most women who cheat dont show the signs. Most cheating wives dont post on social media, they dont even look like it. That is why it always comes as a shock to the husband because he never saw it coming.

Having said that, it is very normal for your wife, my wife and other thousands of wives out there to see a fine d1ck on the internet and just imagine riding on it. What is not normal is actually going out of their way to ride it. The human mind can imagine so much rubbish. She is within her right to like a big d1ck and fantasize. You fantasize too when you see a socculent breast and yansh. I bet after she left that comment, she forgot about the post, the d1ck or even her fantasies, she just put that comment and went about her usual activities.

I can bet my left leg your wife is not looking for a big d1ck to ride or planning to cheat on you. Her only issue is coming out to talk about her fantasies on social media. Her fantasies are better left in her head.

Just warn her and tell her to be careful what she posts on social media.

Divorcing her cos of this trivial thing is madness

Good

BabaAgba79:
Nigerians are the most unsatisfied souls in Africa and the world. I travelled to Zimbabwe, Kenya, Uganda, Ghana, Benin, UK, Qatar, Switzerland and discovered that Nigerians are selfish, malicious, tribalistic, ungrateful, unpatriotic, ignorant, loud, boastful, paranoid and always looking for free offer! As much as they claim things are damn expensive, no place in Africa enjoys all the goodies that Nigeria offers not even in Germany, Uk and Canada! These traits are what gave birth to banditry, one chance, money ritual, boko haram, hunger, killing, arson, etc!

This is sheer nonsense.

Nonsense post!

DonFreshmoney:
Man uselessed his money and wealth on frivolity.

For someone talkative played for Chelsea and madrid, why did he take huge loans and what did he use the loan for?

Lolz. This is what Essien wants. He wants this to make the news so he can have a case in the UK.

When footballers who spent many years in Europe have retired, they declare bankruptcy and say they are dead broke. If they do, all the millions of pounds or euro they are owing in income tax and other taxes will be waived.

Essien just saved himself some millions of pounds. Dude is not broke.

Meti99:
Nigerians who cursed this guy few days ago don dey praise am today...
Omo, no go enter depression for social media palaver o, do your best and live your best

Next qualifier, if he score two goals, them go forget everything and start cursing Finidi again

D4gmail1:
I am not religious, but it is 1000% possible for a breast to grow back not because it is a natural phenomenon but because ANYTHING YOU BELIEVE AND YOU CAN VISUALIZE IT AND FEEL LIKE IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED. IT WILL DEFINETLY HAPPEN. This is a principle from Quantum Physics point of view.

She grew back her breast back only because she believed strongly in it.

If you doubt what I am saying. Take a glass of water and have someone drink it. Then prove to the person that the water was gotten from a latrine. If the person can believe beyond any reasonable doubt that it is a latrine water, watch how he will fall sick straight away. And yes, he will land in the hospital with a real sickness.

Conclusion: Your life is a printout of your thoughts.

This thing you have typed. Open your two hands and say it into those hands, then smell it?

Rubbish!

Dialpad:
Too harsh a judgment.... what the hell was the judge thinking

Its seven years. "The sentences are to run concurrently" says the news

Klass99:
I'm struggling with your whole narrative because I like doers not talkers, I like people who show me what they can do by their actions and not words. I'm also struggling with this because I'm someone who lives in the present moment and not the future. We are not guaranteed tomorrow, next week or 2025. So, why not do the good things you can do now, rather than waiting until later?

All our good intentions mean nothing if they do not translate to good or right actions! You sound like one of those annoying NL men who come here to vent about the girlfriend they were intending to marry or planned to marry next year. They are always intending to or planning to marry the women in their stories, but they never get around to doing it and that is usually their opening statement which feels inauthentic.

Someone once told me to suspend my financial support to my parents until I was doing well financially then I could resume my support to them. I felt it was a stupid and selfish thing to have said to me, because my thinking was that - I have them now, I will do right by them while they are alive. If I wait until later when I am financially stable/strong they may not be alive.

Additionally, I don't like it when people act funny and then turn around to preach patience and accuse others of impatience. Like the time when a friend kept me waiting for over 30 minutes, then when I took off to do what we had planned to do that morning, he had the guts to tell me I was impatient. You're not God don't test people on patience, only he has the power to do that and produce the outcomes he wants in people.

The man I am crazy about right now didn't tell me he is a giving person, he showed me by deeds not words. Yours was a friendship not a romantic relationship but the same rules apply, show don't tell and walk the talk.

Why do you have so much sense like this.

I'm one of those people who dont subscribe to the general Nigerian idea that one should not help people until you have more than enough. If I have 50 kobo I will give from it, same as if I have 1billion. People who need you might need you like right now and later might be too late.

SomeoneTalkToMe:
I was chatting with a guy from Nairaland since last year when I first opened a thread about looking for friends. Not many messages from the threads. He's the only person I've been chatting with since. The person has been my friend since and have helped with 3 to 4 of my school assignments. Understandably, not all were done correctly and I had to redo but their efforts and encouragement were greatly appreciated, making sure I always thanked them. To further express my gratitude for their efforts, I've been planning to send this person at least $500 when I finish my program shortly only for them to stop chatting last week, ignoring my text (they read it), email and calls to thank them. These weren't the first time behaving like these- they had ignored my texts a number of times before - nothing at all to do with assignments. I also intended to help this person in other ways based on what they told me when we first started chatting last year! I didn't tell them all these as I wanted to surprise them, however, I've told them a number of times that I'm very giving person. I gave this person some information last week and wonder if they wanted to harm me with it and their guilty conscience is behind their sudden behaviour. This person also operates on assumptions and I've told them several times not to. Or could be they became jealous. I've accepted the friendship as done (I got a call from them randomly four days later and early morning but I was busy at the time and they didn't bother calling back) but my point is be calming down. Don't assume things you don't know. If you want to be a good person, be a good person consistently. Do harm to no one and don't wish harm to anyone. You don't know how the other person is observing you and what they want to do for you. I've not exchanged photos or anything with this person. They've asked me for a relationship and I told them I would think about it. My focus is on a school but I intended to discuss that with them later, amongst other things. We've only been friends. Patience is a virtue, they say.

You sound like a nonsense person who thinks too highly of themself.

Get the hell out.

PS: I hate your font