Which Telecoms abbeg?

You mean Nitel?

Adewale1603:
do you still have a crush on her now?

Doubt the crush will ever die.

Still have hopes of ynashing her someday, even tho she has lost her pristine beauty a little, I dont mind

Our own lion

Baba don broke.
Collect his bank details and paste him like 2m, he go shut up.

Yes, in poor countries.

This might be true for people from other parts of the world, but for most Nigerians it is not.

Most Nigerians dont look at colour when buying a car because we mostly buy Tokunbo. If we check the car and everything is good, we buy and we never change the colour cos we want to maintain first body or because of the wahala that comes with documentation of car colour change.

I drive a green car and I dont like green but that car was the best I saw when searching and I wouldn't forfeit the opportunity cos of the color. So if you judge me by the colour of my car, you don fail.

Abbeggi

This guy and paw paw that year

Before I vote, let me ask her first.
Are you Yoruba or Igbo?

I'm not tribalistic, I just want to know

Toor!

Lolz

So these housemates will be thinking people are watching them o.

I bet people don't give a ffff about them.

Everyday, you read news that make you conclude say that Nigeria will never be great

The problem started when the Youths announced a date for protest. Protests are not announced, they just start springing up from every corner till it starts getting big. They gave the govt too much time to prepare. Now the anti protest protesters are more than the original protesters.

Lolx

This is coming as a huge shock!

No one ever saw this coming. There was even a news on the frontpage of him donating some money to APC a while ago.

Death is the master of everyone. The rich can't even bribe it.

Damn!

This is coming as a huge shock

BALLOSKI:
Fear women, fear marriage more.

The guy is taking pride in sleeping with somebody's wife. It'd come back to him one day. Pesin go fvck his wife one day.

You guys should stop saying this.

Life is not mathematics. You can't calculate it's workings. Most men whose wives sleep around don't cheat. And most men who fvk married women have loyal wives.

DUNDEEmoderatos:
They sleep with each other's wives.

I agree.

Won maan doh iyawo arawon

LeeSmart:

I thought everyone lives happily in such a place sir?

You definitely didn't grow in this kinda house.

ikeno:
You go need to wake up early to baf then go back to sleep cause the queue dey long when day break.

Every week na quarrel either mama Bisi dey quarrel with mama Obinna.

Everybody get em own space wey em dey sleep whenever nepa take light for night either at the front of the building or at the backyard.

You no fit sleep for afternoon because of noise, it's either the children are run along the passage shouting or mama Janet is calling Janet by shouting

You will always tell your visitor to bring his/her shoe inside the house else it will grow wings

Omo, why are you talking like you are me. You be legend like me.

Appreciate the life we have now

Toor

Thundafireseun:


Abeggggg leave leaders alone…. A lot of us are worse than the leaders…. And if given a chance to lead will be worse than The the so called leadership

Preach it preacher

Shitty thread full of ethic nonsense.

Y'all mad on this forum

One of the foolish lots in America.

We're back to square one, ain't we?

The subsidy shenanigans continues...

Awon Omo idan

Dont go visiting your married woman in her house. Thats where you get lynched. Take her to a hotel. No one will lynch you there.

@seun, abbeg address this. I want to make sponsored post

TechBaron:
Lol

I think he is doing PR for stake.

Somehow, I strongly believe the company compensates him for the losses.

Thats what it is. He is not even betting at all. Those are some demo money.

That's stake's crazy way of promoting their business. Sometimes Drake purposely place a bet on someone who is likely to lose so it can make it to the news.

See the attached screesnhot.

How come a cadet can't swim?

Is this not madness?

Our military is a joke. Ordinary swim they cant swim but they can bully citizens wherever they go.

Nonsense!

RIP to the small pikin

Morbeta11:


https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2024/07/08/90-of-diesel-sold-in-nigerias-filling-stations-illegally-refined-alleges-tompolos-surveillance-firm/

Was this guy actually named GOVERNMENT by his parents?

Which kind story be this nitori olorun.

This is the height of madness.

@iLegendd, I'll tell you what I told a friend who said he wanted to stay for one month and ended up staying a year. So this is what I did in other not to offend anyone.

I said my Dad (In your case you can use your mum, aunt, or someone else) called me and said he had a dream that someone I was harboring in my house died and I was sentenced to life in prison, and that my Dad's dream always come to pass.

My Dad therefore warned that whoever I am harboring should get out of my out with immediate effect and henceforth I should not allow anyone spend a night in my house again.

If he wants to argue, tell him you cannot go against your Dad (Or whoever the furk you are using in this case). If he thinks you are lying, that is his own cup of tea. If he wants to bargain that he can bring the girl and not sleep over, tell him NO, your Dad has warned you and you are scared for your life.