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The Nigerian police as a matter of urgency should be one of the highest paying jobs in Nigeria.

This is because they are the only ones who can curtail crime, and if they continue to be underpaid in the midst of the ongoing hardship, they will turn to criminals. And once they do, they cant catch other criminals because they are now colleagues.

Nigeria is not among the 10 most Yahooed nation in the world.

But na our news and media dey publish am pass for internet for the whole world to see.

The mistake you made was coming out straight to tell your wife what you discovered without catching her red handed.

Whatever you found, you should have kept within yourself, then keep digging till you see where they f*cked.

Your evidences are not concrete enough. You don't have any evidence that she is cheating on you.

If you listen to her two hours long call with John, and you didn't here anything like "I liked the way you f*cked me the last time, your pucci is so sweet, I can't wait to eat you raw again", then she hasn't slept with him yet. Two damn hours call is enough for anyone of them to spill the sh1t.

Your wife and John are definitely fond of each other and she is growing some emotions for him inside of her, but they have not slept together yet, most likely.

Sit her down and talk to her, let her tell you where you are lagging. You could be some absent guy emotionally or physically, or even sexually. Then call John and tell him to stay the fk away from your wife, and warn your wife too to stay the fk away from him.

She is not cheating sexually yet, but cheating emotionally in some way. In some way because John or your wife never told each that someone is in love with the other, but things will graduate further soon if you dont do anything about it.

Stevosty:
How old are you? This same country we had foreigners walking the streets, ask the generation who sang Nigeria we hail thee how life was.

How old am I? You are such a joke.

Go and ask your parents and grandparents if they ever ever experienced 24 hours light.

I'm talking about light, this one is talking about Foreigners and Nigeria we hail thee. Which weed are you smoking?

With all the helicopters and patrols and repairs, there was still no light.

There was never a time in Nigeria's history where we had light for 24 hours.

Abbeg Gettat

ValCon888:
The girl child matures faster than the boy child. And that's why she's first exposed to sex. There's a reason why when you see a group of teens interacting together, you hear the females insultingly call the males "small boys".

It's because those girls are no longer virgins. They've eaten the forbidden apple and their eyes are now open. At that age, their brains are not fully developed, but their lust and horniness is at its fullest potential.

The young girls of today sleep with married men without inhibitions. The older girls have slept with the married men of 20 years ago.

That is why you can get the younger girls to do whatever you want in the sexual arena, while the older girls are saving the leftover scraps for her husband.

The depreciation of her body is directly proportional to the maturation of her brain.

The older women (Evening Newspapers) are the wisest sages because they've seen it all and done it all. It's highly difficult to get into their pants without concrete evidence of marriage intentions. They still have their Hot, lustful side, but it's strictly reserved for the men willing to put a ring on her finger.

However, except she fully commits to religion, these older ladies will continue to find the sneakiest and most devious ways to satiate the lust that was unleashed in her youth.

I could go on and on but I will stop by saying one last thing; the cycle of whorishness and promiscuity can only stop through the proper education and empowerment of the girl child.

Bro, these older women easily jump on married men because they know a married man is already married and is not looking for any commitment, just sex. They are not trying to impress him or pretend to him so he can consider marrying them since he is committed to another woman already, so they explore with a married man and become rigid with a single guy.

PS: I'm a married man and I'm talking from a pool of experience.

Tokskob2008:
It's not easy to become rich in this country without adding 2 and 2 together to make 22. No 8 - 4pm job will ever make you rich because you don't own the company and the owner of the company probably started the business with the proceeds of something shady..

Facts!

Social media giant, Meta, formerly known as Facebook on Thursday revealed that Nigerian creators can now monetise their content starting from June 2024.

Meta’s President of Global Affairs, Sir Nick Clegg, said this when he led a delegation of Meta Platforms Incorporated to visit President Bola Tinubu at the State House in Abuja.

“Sir Clegg also said Meta will introduce in June 2024 a feature on its Instagram app that will allow Nigerian creators to monetize their content to enable them to earn a living using the app,” presidential spokesman, Ajuri Ngelale, said in a statement.

Quoting Clegg, Ajuri said the Meta chief thanked Tinubu for an executive order he issued which enabled the landing of the Meta-backed deep-sea cable in Nigeria.

“It is an extraordinary infrastructure project. When it comes on stream in the first quarter of 2025, it will be twice as much as the capacity of all subsea cables that exist,” he said.

“We buried the cable 50 percent deeper than any other subsea cables under the seabed. It is more powerful and more extensive in terms of its geographical connectivity. It could yield up to 37 billion dollars worth of increase in economic activity in the next two or three years across the African continent.”

Sir Clegg was not the only one who spoke during the event. President Tinubu wants Meta to invest more in Nigeria, especially young people.

“For us in Nigeria, we have a vibrant, gifted, and resourceful youth population. Recognizing that the future is most likely to be AI-enabled, we have to prepare our youths and make them ready to compete and participate in the global economy,” Tinubu said.

“I can assure you that Nigeria is open for business. We want to lead the African continent in digital technology. Data is valuable to our development. We are ready to cooperate on technological advancements. It is the only way to go. We need a collaboration that will be a win-win for all."

Source: https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/21/meta-company-formerly-facebook-says-nigerian-content-creators-have-instagram

Almost everyone is Yahoo Yahoo in Nigeria.

I laugh when I come online and see people castigating Yahoo boys. The same person calling for the heads of Yahoo boys is doing his own "Yahoo Yahoo" in a different way.

They will say "Let EFCC arrest them and jail them". The same EFCC you are calling are the number 1 scammers in the country.

I'm glad to be one of the very few who are making money legally without mixing any magomago. But I know my type is extremely rare.

Used to have a crush on her back in the days.

You're welcome back. I still love you.

Congrats Eluku

chatinent:
1. EFCC arrests the poor.

But...

The same EFCC invites the rich for questioning.


The difference is money.

If you check well, the crime of the poor cannot be compared to that of the rich but they cannot be jailed in Nigeria. That is why ex Kano gov could fight them and escape in this same Nigeria! But you as a poor man, try am now.



Spoiler: One certain time the members of the EFCC came over to my estate and, as you know, picked many boys...even scapegoats (an ice-cream seller waiting for change and etc). Now everyone was labelled a Yahoo Boy. You know they like numbers. Cos the more, the better. I dey watch from my window at the far rear of the other street when negotiations started and some was let go and they squeezed the rest.

Make I give una update: anybody wey you see say EFCC televise after catching, most times are those who didn't meet up the bribe (from the point of arrest).

2. During Environmental Sanitation in Nigeria, there's always a curfew (for the poor), and a pardon for those on essential duties (the rich). One of the two if caught will be squeezed and arrested, then heavily fined, while the other will be saluted and even begged for money by the taskforce.

The difference is your status.


3. The police is meant for the rich against the poor in Nigeria. The rich believe the poor are the major perpetrators of crime.

The police serve as security details for the rich, and they see the poor as another means to flex their powers, and of course extort them. That is why there's a kind of car you'll drive in Nigeria and no checkpoint can dare stop you. Even the soldiers!

Wanna try?

Buy two Hilux, two Tacoma muscle and two Prado. Mix the arrangement: the Hilux and Tacoma at the front and the other two at the back with both Prados in the centre...then drive at 180km/hr on any road in Nigeria. Even if you kidnapped a fellow citizen inside or carry drugs, the policemen, road safety, army, civil defence and gbogbotibgo cannot stop you. Instead, they will help you and be clearing the road off other vehicles and pedestrians.





4. Do you know it's safer to steal bigger sums in Nigeria than smaller sums?

If you steal ₦4000 in St Michaels, Aba, Abia State, before your people even know what's happened, you'd have been roasted by two tyres, two litres of fuel and general beating with only a grace to speak unless it's your last prayer you demand for.

But if you steal ₦50bn in Nigeria, do you know you will go scottfree? At all at all, dem go say make you forfeit ₦50m bail and they'll release you. Now think it, someone who stole ₦50bn is returning ₦50m. That's like steading ₦100k and being told to return ₦1.




So stealing is legal for the rich. All laws made in Nigeria are for the poor.




I remember when one Road Safety officer stopped me. I was on seatbelt and had my driver's licence with an updated paperwork, fire extinguisher, triangle and even a new spare since I had changed the four tyres. Can you believe what the man threatened to charge me with as he saw nothing else? He said he'd charge me for not moving with my original papers but the photostat. I didn't utter a word and he spoke and got tired until another officer came, asked what happened and told me to go reprimanding him of the overdo. They later begged me for tips and guess what! I didn't give them politely.


5.You think I am lying? Do you know the cell or jail the big men stay in Nigeria is different from the one the poor men stay?



Mr Chairman, with this few points of mine, I wish to educate you that whatever you fit do to make money in Nigeria, just do it.


If you still don't have any reason to have money in Nigeria, just have the money.

Better words have never been written on Nairaland.

Make una drop streaming link abbeg

AllBlack:
Please define CHEAT BACK. 😂
You want to pay him back, you mean?

Him Cheating - He meets babes and gets them naked and inserts his diiick in them and pounds their ass and makes them scream & sweat. They even suck his diiick too and maybe he release on their face. They freshen up and he comes back home 🤔

You Cheating back - A man, boy or grandpa takes YOU to a club toilet, hotel room or his office. Gets YOU naked, squeeze YOUR breasts, spank YOUR ass, fingers YOU, bend YOU over and puts his diiick into YOUR hole, fork YOU very well till his satisfaction and release inside YOU or even cum on YOUR body. Maybe he even put his diiick in YOUR mouth and cums on YOUR face. You freshen up and go home.
You have cheated on who again? your husband or YOU?

I laugh when women say CHEAT BACK 😂😂😂

You be weyrey I swear

I don't agree.

He has to perform, even if it's average. He still has 3 years to turn things around.

If he does not perform, people won't vote for him. And if he tries to force himself on us, it might lead to civil war and/or unrest throughout the nation.

Do I believe he will still perform? Yes.

Let him perform well or just get a C, he will win, but if not, he will be disgraced out of office.

dappydozzy:
Binance is not having problems in every country it goes, if your country has a regulatory framework for digital assets/crypto, Binance will fall in line.. The issue is that the countries that are having problems with Binance are crypto phobic and anti crypto. The UAE is the one of the most crypto friendly nations in the world followed by Singapore. Binance has regulatory licenses to do Business in these countries including India. Another issue is the West East tech rivalry, if you check out majority of the countries have issues with Binance they are western nations. These are the underpinnings of what you are seeing on the surface. [b]The reason why Binance is facing problems in the US is that a minor violation by a money business [/b]business (MSB) attracts a heavy penalties, but the case of Nigeria is different, Nigeria does not yet have an act for the regulation of crypto assets, it is just being proposed, so the US and Nigerian case is quite different. I know Binance has a good legal team and they will come out victorious. It is only Binance that is having issues with US, even Defi firms like Uniswap are being served Wells notice by SEC.

You are yapping nonsense

Binance is facing trial in the US for money laundering, helping people to launder money, providing a friendly environment for people to launder money...and also allowing terrorists to purchase their arms using their platforms.

Stop saying what you don't know.

Anyone who wishes death on our president shall DIE a painful and excruciating death.

Nigeria's standard of living is also lowest.

Electricity lowest.

Road worst.

Poverty rate highest

Let them tackle the above first and they can increase vat

Enemyofpeace:
This is not fear at all. DSTV as a community has the right to increase their subscriptions as required. They're not forcing anyone to subscribe or do business with them. When did they not interfere with Dangote's price of cement?

You people will just open mouth waaaaa.

There is price control in every country of the world. You can't just set a price for your products or services because you own a business. Don't just open your mouth and be talking anyhow.

On today's 1000th episode of "What do women want"

Experience speaks louder than tweet

donmik:
That's to say WW3 will mark the end of human power exhibition and as well, the end of life on earth

There will be so few humans left on earth and civilization will fall back to zero.

We will restart the world with mud houses.

An Arab nation will be the first to lunch a nuclear bomb attack on another nation, and it will most likely be on Israel.

Before you know it, nuclear bomb is flying everywhere, destroying nations and all

And that will be the beginning of the end of the human civilization.

The light skinned man all over North Amerca, Europe and Asia will destroy what he has built in a twinkling of an eye.

Let them not bring their rubbish to Africa. Let them kill themselves finish and we can now go back to our trade by barter and restart civilization from start.

'I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.' — Albert Einstein

etrange:
You want young girls to emulate her, yet all you write about her is about her physical features and attractiveness. How can girls emulate her when you people never see beyond the body of a lady? Y'all pretend as if you fell from heaven, but you're even shallower then the girls you criticize. This is a woman who probably has multiple degrees, held multiple senior positions and has contributed her quota to her industry in more ways than one, but you created a thread to talk about her body and how she's attractive unlike other highly placed ladies who are equally hardworking. So those other female CEO's that aren't as attractive shouldn't be emulated? So our girls, in addition to working hard, have to find a way to make themselves appealing to men in order to be appreciated. And then you have the audacity to call out girls that show breast. Ridiculous.

Hmmmm

drimzsmoke:
Is the statement "konji na bastard" a joke to you!!!!

Weyrey

God1000:
Timaya my guy, I'm surprised the way some of these music legends have been pushed to the corner by the new boys in the industry.


This guy was so popular then with almost everybody dancing to his songs.

People hardly talk about some of them even though the new boys don't sing well compared to these old legends

Time is everything bro.

Life na turn by turn

Spraying of Naira has now become a culture in Nigeria. It is hard to eradicate.

It is part of what we do to honor people we love when they are celebrating or having a party.

Everyone of us, at some point must have sprayed or have been sprayed on.

In fact spraying money is a worldwide culture across the world. Americans and Europeans go to club and spray dollars, pounds and Euro on strippers. They spray it on their friends too when they are happy.

The govt should focus their energy on strengthening the Naira. Spraying does not determine the value of any currency. Let them leave us alone.

If they must flex their muscle, let them start with politicians. They are the ones who spray the most at parties.

How Jnr Pope died and I survived - Actor TC recounts

Watch the vide below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F23TnZ-CnA0

We are all mad in this country

Offpoint1:
Speed limit on that bridge is 80 and you yourself was doing 120, what makes you different? You have no business doing 120 within a city, that speed is meant for interstate express.

I will move slower next time.

But baba, people dey blow 160 pass me

I drove on the bridge just after completion. It is so smooth and tempting. Something keeps telling you to keep pumping that gas pedal and go even faster, and no matter how fast you go, there is this crazy guy driving a Benz that will zoom off right beside you, making you think you are moving like a snail.

And moving so fast in Nigeria is not like in other advanced countries where other drivers are sane. Here people don't know when to stay on their lane and when to over take. Everyone drives anyhow.

I had to give my self brain and stayed on 120.

shortgun:
What village do you all crawl out from for fuks sake. DJ's are not always used during celebrations, or for playing loud music
who will do the lighting? Who will provide generator?
Who will bring microphones and speakers for the gathering.
Better shut it you don't have any sensible contribution to this thread

You foolish lot. What the fvk do you need speakers and microphone for?

Y'all bringing speakers and microphone to the burial of a 40 year old. Are you nuts?