₦airaland Forum

On today's 1000th episode of "What do women want"

Experience speaks louder than tweet

donmik:
That's to say WW3 will mark the end of human power exhibition and as well, the end of life on earth

There will be so few humans left on earth and civilization will fall back to zero.

We will restart the world with mud houses.

An Arab nation will be the first to lunch a nuclear bomb attack on another nation, and it will most likely be on Israel.

Before you know it, nuclear bomb is flying everywhere, destroying nations and all

And that will be the beginning of the end of the human civilization.

The light skinned man all over North Amerca, Europe and Asia will destroy what he has built in a twinkling of an eye.

Let them not bring their rubbish to Africa. Let them kill themselves finish and we can now go back to our trade by barter and restart civilization from start.

'I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.' — Albert Einstein

etrange:
You want young girls to emulate her, yet all you write about her is about her physical features and attractiveness. How can girls emulate her when you people never see beyond the body of a lady? Y'all pretend as if you fell from heaven, but you're even shallower then the girls you criticize. This is a woman who probably has multiple degrees, held multiple senior positions and has contributed her quota to her industry in more ways than one, but you created a thread to talk about her body and how she's attractive unlike other highly placed ladies who are equally hardworking. So those other female CEO's that aren't as attractive shouldn't be emulated? So our girls, in addition to working hard, have to find a way to make themselves appealing to men in order to be appreciated. And then you have the audacity to call out girls that show breast. Ridiculous.

Hmmmm

drimzsmoke:
Is the statement "konji na bastard" a joke to you!!!!

Weyrey

God1000:
Timaya my guy, I'm surprised the way some of these music legends have been pushed to the corner by the new boys in the industry.


This guy was so popular then with almost everybody dancing to his songs.

People hardly talk about some of them even though the new boys don't sing well compared to these old legends

Time is everything bro.

Life na turn by turn

Spraying of Naira has now become a culture in Nigeria. It is hard to eradicate.

It is part of what we do to honor people we love when they are celebrating or having a party.

Everyone of us, at some point must have sprayed or have been sprayed on.

In fact spraying money is a worldwide culture across the world. Americans and Europeans go to club and spray dollars, pounds and Euro on strippers. They spray it on their friends too when they are happy.

The govt should focus their energy on strengthening the Naira. Spraying does not determine the value of any currency. Let them leave us alone.

If they must flex their muscle, let them start with politicians. They are the ones who spray the most at parties.

How Jnr Pope died and I survived - Actor TC recounts

Watch the vide below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F23TnZ-CnA0

We are all mad in this country

Offpoint1:
Speed limit on that bridge is 80 and you yourself was doing 120, what makes you different? You have no business doing 120 within a city, that speed is meant for interstate express.

I will move slower next time.

But baba, people dey blow 160 pass me

I drove on the bridge just after completion. It is so smooth and tempting. Something keeps telling you to keep pumping that gas pedal and go even faster, and no matter how fast you go, there is this crazy guy driving a Benz that will zoom off right beside you, making you think you are moving like a snail.

And moving so fast in Nigeria is not like in other advanced countries where other drivers are sane. Here people don't know when to stay on their lane and when to over take. Everyone drives anyhow.

I had to give my self brain and stayed on 120.

shortgun:
What village do you all crawl out from for fuks sake. DJ's are not always used during celebrations, or for playing loud music
who will do the lighting? Who will provide generator?
Who will bring microphones and speakers for the gathering.
Better shut it you don't have any sensible contribution to this thread

You foolish lot. What the fvk do you need speakers and microphone for?

Y'all bringing speakers and microphone to the burial of a 40 year old. Are you nuts?

Charmingrascal:
Is this madness, foolishness or both.
Deceased family insist that they don't want such and y'all dumb skulls are insisting on going ahead with it.
A promising young man died without fulfilling his dreams and you are calling a DJ and planning to make merry.
If I were a member of his family I will blow y'all heads off if you gather.

What nonsense is this?
How old are you people to be thinking like this?

Y'all want to make merry so that you can drink and get high and probably invite some harlots to dance with.
This your post dey vex me gan I swear

I can feel your anger in your writing. Trust me, I wish I could see these friends, line them up and blow their heads with my licensed pump action

franchasofficia:
Op you are right with some points and not entirely correct with some.


Men don't crave for honor, they want absolute respect from their wife. As a lady, respect your husband and he will cherish you, this can be called honor by some, but it all boils down to true and absolute respect.

If you want your husband to worship you and do whatever you ask, respect him, if possibly honor him if I am to borrow op's words. Stop dragging headship with your man, you are wonderfully made as a woman, you women are the flower of life, maintain your feminity, don't try to be a man.


As a man, whether you are living in Washington DC, London, Sydney, Cape Town, Seoul, Tokyo, Kingston or Casablanca, please if you want to enjoy your marriage and enjoy that natural respect from your wife, you must be ready to be the provider (financially, materially and otherwise). Don't copy western culture of sharing financial responsibilities 50-50 with your wife, if you do so, whatever you see in that marriage, take it and do not complain.


Women naturally are not created to provide, so in all your prayers as a man, always pray to God to keep you financially buoyant enough to take care of your family and manly responsibilities.


If your wife must come in, let it be partial contribution, don't mind all these small boys looking for a woman to cater for them, if you are a man, act like a man, provide for your family solely and let your wife assist when necessary and where necessary but don't ever share financial responsibilities equally with your wife if you want to enjoy your marriage. Take your eyes off from your wife's income.



Dear ladies, cheating is beyond every sexually active man's control. It is not as easy to control by men as it is for you ladies.

It is a natural fault. It is a natural flaw that only God understands. Don't divorce a good husband just because he cheated, don't judge a good man by his lack of sexual control, only the God that created him can judge him because he alone understands the battle he is facing in that aspect.

You get brain no be small

Emekajacob:
Boss man, so I should buy coins a big??

Lolz. So you won follow this mumu man advise.

Everything he said is nonsense.

I have once paid bribe to fly a drone on this very bridge. They told me and my crew exactly the same. We were desperate 'cos we needed the footage the following day for a film/documentary. They frustrated the hell out of us that day. We had to part away with 5k.

EreluRoz:
Right path?

Yes, right path.

The less time you spend in church, the freer you become, the more reasonable and pragmatic you become. Your overall outlook on life becomes excellent.

Trust me, I'm speaking from experience. Its the story of my life.

If we have to rate them by church goers, then Naija is surely number 1.

EreluRoz:
I used to be a staunch church goer but gradually lost interest and always find one excuse or the other not to attend church service.

I actually lost interest when a certain young pastor was on my neck to date him, so it got to a point I had to stop attending service and ever since I've not been able to pick up.

How do I reawaken the zeal?

You are on the right pathway to eternal freedom.

Congratulations

Seun:
Congratulations. You really scored. Wishing you a happy married life. Be sure to enrol your children in basketball classes.

Just curious, our oga Seun.

Are you married?

Do you have kids?

Are you heterosexual, bisexual or gay?

Laughable.

This guy get mind.

But I no blame am. Wetin give am mind na him paddy wey escape after bribing the soldiers wey on duty.

I use Binance to buy and sell small small amounts of crypto. I know people use this platform to launder money big time.

You will see P2P traders who only buy USDT, they never sell, they only buy. And some of them, the minimum they buy is 20m worth of USDT.

If you now look further, you will see their trading volume is very high. Many of them having 20,000 trades and above, buying 20m, 30m worth of crypto at a go, storing up millions of dollars every fvcking day.

Binance has done more harm.

Lolz

NoahHadNoArk:
Seen, Bless

I wouldn’t claim or lie when it comes to hunger otherwise I will starve to death

Thanks again, you’ve given me bfast this morning.

For resorting to help me, a complete stranger out of nothing and in the midst of my hopelessness, I am forever indebted to you.

Thank you too bro.

Blessings always.

AyobamiOluwole:
Thanks for your honest opinion. But Bro, you're forgetting she told me she is coming to my place for something like that. Why not see from that perspective too.

I really bleeped up sending her out at that time of the night. But I felt that was the only way to teach her a lesson. 😔

Don't be too hard on yourself dear brother.

Sending her out at that time of the night and that moment was very good.

She knew what she came for and yet decided to play with your mind.

If you guys eventually settle, turn her to your sex machine.

People don use this Makoko cash out o.

Na new update be that. Go to Makoko, make videos of yourself with poor kids, send mail to people around the world telling them how you want to help them, some of this oyinbo people might even come and see them seff and na you go be the tour guard just like Shanks...Open Domicilary account and collect dollars.

People have raised and stolen millions of dollars with Makoko. EFCC needs to do investigation.

This is what I think people are doing. Makoko this, Makoko that. Na only Makoko dey this world?

gift2xl:
As a young dude or woman who continuously and purposely sleeps with married women or men, eventually they get married and your wife or husband becomes faithful. Don't forget the two shall become one immediately they are married. That evil seed you've sow will come back possessing that faithful of yours to misbehave, it might not be at the start but as time progresses. You think the earth is yours abi. No man or woman challenges God's divine order and go free. Go read his divine order on marriage then you advise yourself because no matter how intelligent you are, PhD etc. "you cant give account of the numbers of hair's on your body mortal"

You lost it the moment you mentioned God.

All these religious people seff.

Don't ever quote me again, you hear?

gift2xl:
What am certain is that, dude if your fvcking someone's wife be prepared they will fvck your wife.
Young ladies, you that's sleeping around with another woman's husband saying it's enjoyment and he takes good care of me.
When you marry, that's the same measure you will receive.
Better flee alway from this evil sowing because it comes back.

You talk like a primary 1 pupil.

So you believe in that bitch called karma? lolz. Life doesnt work that way. Karma doesn't exist.

You might never ever cheat on your wife and someone will fvck her brains out. And you might be fvcking someone's wife while your wife will remain faithful.

Life is not mathematics, you cannot calculate its workings.

Two mad people.

Wait o, I want to ask one question. Can we refer to these two mad men as celebrities? If yes, then we are all mad in this country.

Only if the North can be cut off....Only, just only if