₦airaland Forum

Godvilla: O boy! As my Tecno Phantom
don tire me, na im I come vex
yesterday sell am, I come take
some money from it buy China
phone!
Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. It gets full after 7 minutes of
charging.
2. The phone has TV, Touch
screen, Nail cutter....
3. Text message can be written
with a tooth-pick.
4. There are some spelling
mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry,
i-fone, samswag etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes by
it records "one missed call".
6. Whenever i sneeze; it
records "charger connected".
7. When a Chinese man passes
by you it says "one Bluetooth
device found"



Abeg, Any interested buyer shuld holla me b'cos i won sell sharply Sharply.....

LOOOOL Like seriously?

mike404: GOD DON DEY EXPOSE DEM SMALL SMALL E REMAIN BUHARI [b][/b]

Nairalanders, una go kill person with laff

Please where can I get the f7 in Benin City? and how much?

Chinaimporter: [size=18pt]Poor man with poverty mentality.i can buy that with my income for just one month.oppurtunities exist ib nigeria but poor men with a sickness called poverty of the mind never see them instead they blame us for their woes[/size]

BUT YOU DID NOT ANSWER D QUESTION. NAME ONE JOB HABA!!

Okija juju: What is mobile money?

Does that mean that my money can now walk?

Kolo! Hahahaha, you are funny guy.

[quote author=Sam-Nelson]Biko, what is even d rite name of dis smartphone? Techno or tecno?[/quote]It is Tecno

Iykebestbt: Na wetin self!!!!

I go dey save money make I buy galaxy1,dem go bring out galaxy2 join am..so many samsung products that am even confuse on which one to buy...

E be like say I go plead with Nokia to just reproduce one 3310 for me..
Make I fit drink water kip cup!!

I dey trip 4 ur oldschool levels, guy you too much!

You cannot destroy the love between you n your Bro because of toto, unless u don't value d relationship you have as family. Therefore, get a baby of your own and always keep her close to u to scare your brother 's fiancée off.

gramci: Why do they recite the koran before committing atrocity?

Abeg helep me ask them.

Team JTF, Correct!!

Okija juju: TEAM FRESH AIR...







They called him weak and a reetard, they forgot that he is from the same tribe as the South-South militants.

Now who is weak?!

Biitchessss...

B4 Nko?

labasulla: Wierd Mc is still a bachelor?

Or you mean a spinster?

[quote author=chlowi]I hate guys with low selves of steam".#:s
"You are a blessing to your generator".:$
"I am a soccer for guys wit six park". "My bb charger is no longer walking"

I go die with laff o!!!

tgbaba: nawa o i bin lyk ppl dey talk sey na toto dike dey rep naija b4. oh SMH bin dey hope to see her shower time. well obatala knws y

The name is Tonto not toto,abeg

Pipsland78: I think they should accept the amnesty right away and the government should consider forgiving them because they are humans like us.

Sorry, nor vex, these guys are not human beings. They are animals.

Tortoise no dey comot for story.

You and I knows she is a nuisance. But she can be a role model to you o, its your choice.

Niger-deltan political leaders are dunce.
Let me correct you quickly; He is a criminal not Niger-Delta political leader.

mojounited:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0qgYFUQJ3E

http://bcove.me/sql1uuv2

They should die by bombing.

[quote author=Every_LadY]please if you are 18yrs and below,no need to comment.Can you remember this? Mention one program you watched on this box.[/quote]I remember the Star sky and Hutch, CI5, Sura D Tailor, Cock Crow at dawn