I once had a girl like this, took her in for few months when she return from abroad but have to break it off very fast and ran for my life....

They can be sweet but your life should sweet u more, so run bro, pick your ring and run for you life

My dear, you can't smoke this cigarette with that fuel wey u carry for nylon


Throw the matches/lighter far away and Run for your dear life...

What do u really want to say

Imagine that, just imagine the kind of system we run in this country of ours.

Aonkuuse:
I pity Nigeria. Senate president is in court for wrong asset declaration but he is still the Senate president and the case died a natural death. Many past governors are under probe but they are senators. Now Ali cannot be custom boss because of uniform, magu cannot be Efcc boss because of dss

Thank you joor, your head dey der

NwamaziNwaAro:


Taaa gbafuo there...

Why are you jittery if you are truly innocent.

Stephanie is out

And his holiness is running scared.

Chidinma also denied her cucumber video was photoshopped...no be today we begin see your type.


It's the gullible folks that believe you are innocent that I pity.

Posing as an officer with tattoos? D guy head na coconut

jieta:
at ur age you are not searching. when will you start search,nonsense attention seeker.

Abeg ask him again, imagine the guy sef

UjSizzle:

Click 'Quote' at the bottom of the post you want to quote and type your comment after this:

Thanks

But why?

TINALETC3:
22k 4 boxers , wetin d boxers won cover na

Exactly the guy's question

If and only if there really can talk to God. Mtcheww

seankay:
I suggest all these religious leaders (Adeboye, Oyedepo, Joshua, Kumuyi ..... And their Muslim counterparts ) to come together and deliberate to arrange a 7 day prayer for this country. Since they all speak directly to God, they can ask him who can lead this country to the promise land in 2019 and also intercede for this country.

Thanks in advance

Jean trouser allowed into the cell? Or is it my eyez 👀

Joke of the day

kayzat:
You can identify a girl who is a virgin by
the way she urinates. If she urinates and
the sound goes like Tiziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii know
she is virgin. But if she urinates like
shwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa as if you have
switched on bathroom showers, my brother,
my good brother I have a story to tell you





NB: To the frustrated souls crying over this joke my advice to you lots is to just do the needful and end it. What I wrote above is just a joke and it will remain what it is so nobody should transfer their domestic troubles on me. Cheers

Wow.... bt d eye though

Been reading comments all the while on nairaland, now i wanna join the trend so i registered

Need help on how to quote a post or comment, please

Thank u all