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greetings my people.... my car no dey enter reverse again but he dey enter drive.. wetin una suggest should i work the gear box or buy a new one... i drive a toyota corolla 2004 model year(Canada spec).. una input go dey highly appreciated..

i should buy the original toyota fluid

Dozieson:


Better do the needful to avoid buying new gear

Dozieson:



What oil did you top with? Abro will kill your gear.
Again, after toping with Toyota type t-iv original, try and monitor the leakage yourself by going under.

Most mechanic don't care about you but your money

i can say for sure i didnt use original type iv toyota fluid..

vastolord4:
Did you check if he added the oil as he said?

yes i was there when he added it....

Good day my people.. I purchased my car in April this year (corolla 2003/2004 model year). around july ending i started noticing my gear box is not working properly, it takes time before it engages in reverse.. so i checked the oil level i observed the oil level was very short, almost dry... so i went to my mechanic, he added that 4 litre ATF FLUID.. The gear box started working normal, only for me to wake up the next morning i noticed atf fluid on the ground.. so i went back to the workshop he said the is a seal inside the gearbox, the seal is bad.. i gave him money he bought the seal and fixed it.. he added another 4litre fluid and an extra 1 litre to top up the oil level.. i woke up the next day i didnt see any fluids on the ground so i went out on my daily hustle... so the next day i woke up still no fluid on the ground, oonly for me to guage the atf level its almost dried up again... went to my mech he said na the heat dey dry the fluid... car gurus abeg any thoughts ?

GAZZUZZ:


Make and model?

Usually takes 5-10mins with the right equipment

corolla 2004

How long does it take before I change my gear oil?

topcatking:


Ask "Gazzuz"

Or check youtube

how do i contact gazzuz

ok

aieromon:



The new key transponder is blank and will not be recognised by the ECU aka brainbox. You require the services of a key programmer. Try and make a spare as well.

My toyota Corolla I bought a week ago, the key broke and I lossed the sensor inside the key.. I have made a new key but the car still won't program with the new sensor.. the technician has loosed the brainbox and took the key and the sensor with him.. he wants to go and program them... My people abeg make una help me because I am stressed out.. is there any other way around this.. any solutions?

I Just bought a Toyota Corolla 2003/2004 model and I had problems with the key so I used a black tape to cover it up.. I got to a shop and wanted to buy something I switched off the engine and went inside the shop after buying what I wanted I came back and tried to start the car the car wouldn't start.. I thought it was an electrical issue so I called an electrician.. he told me my key has a sensor and the sensor is missing.. the car won't start without the sensor.. I just bought the car newly.. and it came with just one key. Nigerian used.. is this true?

the person is sick and hospitalised...can i drive his vehicle with his profile?

I finally bought a Corolla 2004 model.. I bought it with the mindset of using it for bolt.. but my issue now is I registered for driver's license yesterday.. they gave me a paper that I can be driving with, the officer wrote on it and signed.. I can use the paper to drive around for the next 6 weeks pending when I will come for capture, then after capture they will issue me a temporal driver license.. then in 3 months time the plastic driver license will be issued to me.. my question here is.. can I use the paper she gave me to register for bolt, if not the temporal one can I use it to register for bolt or I should wait till 4 months till the plastic one is out?.. as I dey here so I dey very eager to start this thing . Serious sapa dey do me.. or is there any way around it..

I am planning to get a Corolla for bolt.. 03/04 model year.. make una tell me o.. is it good for bolt and is the car problematic?

porthouse7:
scamming people with poor ba3, all iphone user must have power bank

quote me anywhere the iphone 13 pro max has the best battery life among all flagships...

What if the location of the phone is turned off and the person doesnt use the phone to make calls.. probably he or she uses it for music and browsing, can it still be tracked?

investigator007:
yeah, even the camon 17 series received an update

which camon 17 series.. just the normal camon 17 was updated.. the more expensive camon 17p and camon 17 pro are still on Android 11.. with no hope of android 12

Trash tecno people.. my camon 17 pro is still on Android 11 with no hope of getting android 12..

Really... i have no doubt that lionel messi is a super talented player..and i also think messi is better than ronaldo... but i love ronaldo more... this is a guy that has proven himself in 2 different leagues... this is a guy that has scored 50 plus goals in 6 seasons...consecutively.. i mean those numbers are astonishing... he is very ambitious thats the one thing i love most about him... now u guys are saying he didnt play anything in the final.. he was play acting at the touchlines...blah blah blah... some even said portugal showed they could do without thim...all the goals portugal scored in this tournament.. ronaldo was involved.. against iceland.. he provided an assist...against hungary he provided assist and scored 2... against croatia it was his shot that the keeper saved that allowed quaresma to nod in the goal... against wales he also scored and made an assist..... in the final if we could observe portugal was fruitless in attack... it was eder brilliance and some resolute defending that helped portugal.. u tink if eder had started playing all the matches he would have been providing moments of brilliance like he did for portugal in the final...u guys should give ronaldo a break.. now lets compare portugal team with the argentinean team...argentina has world class players in their ranks... dimaria, aguero, higuain, lavezzi, messi, pastore, dybala, etc.. for this crop of players to not have won anything for their national team.. then i must say its a disgrace.. to me if there was no lionel messi in the argentinean team.. the team will still be very perfect... sometimes even when messi is playing. The team misses player like dimaria... u cant say the same for portugal.. ronaldo is their tallisma.. their main man... without him the team is fruitless in attack... he has single handedly won too many games for portugal... i mean a team doesnot just get to the final... it was his goals and assists and some resolute team display got them there... all the portugal players look up to him like their elder bro..ronaldo once said it before that he had always wanted to win something with the national team.. all u guys saying he is doing all this for ballon d or .. i guess u guys doesnt knw what it means to win something with the national team... thats wat messi has been trying to do for years.. he got frustrated thats y he said he is retiring.. pls give credit to someone when its due. Ronaldo now is a world great

1. Leo Messi - 51
2. Cristiano Ronaldo - 46
= Cesc Fàbregas - 46
4. Angel Di Maria 7. - 45
= Mesut Özil - 45
= Koke - 45
= Kevin De Bruyne - 45
8. Dimitri Payet - 44
9. Luis Suarez - 43
10. Zlatan Ibrahimovic - 38
*top 5 European leagues
This is the most assists from 2012/13 season till date!! And tomorrow you guys will say cr7 is selfish!! Always looking for personal glory

Just sold my note 4 and got note 5... Mehn d fone is crazy..beauty, d built is premium.. I didn't av d ram management issues on my note 5 tho.. I leave my apps open for 2 hrs plus and still continue where I stopped.. I read somewhere dat d ram management issue dat plagued d original s6 will b fixed wit marsmallow update.. And d update started rollin out on d s6 today in korea.. Can't wait to av it on my note 5.. And d ba3 life on d fone is superb...

Bigtoto:
She told me she was reading for a test in her room at about 2200hrs (UNIPORT) meanwhile she was somewhere in ımo state trying to find the hotel that she was meant to meet Mr Solo.




Mtchew!!all she could say after I caught her was, 'but we didn't do anything oh ' #smh

Lmao... Dem go do nite vigil for hotel room

Hmm Mm

Is it dat d lassa virus is more deadly dan ebola virus or dis administration is making me tink dat way.. Look @ d number of deaths.. Ebola dat was more deadly didn't record dis number of deaths.. Buhari u beta sit up..

See avenue to make money... U nor go sue their ass? Das y I love americans o.. Some dey get rich ova nite.. Just like one man sue apple cos e iphone 4 dey slow.. E say y apple no let am knw say d fone go slow.. And e don already go update d fone nw d fone is un usable for him.. D man won d case and was paid millions of dollars by apple..

PART 10 “I heard a knock around 8 pm. I knew it was Sandra, I let her in. She brought me beverages, canned drinks and apples. She probably found out my beverage containers were empty and decided to buy for me. Again, I was too surprised to say anything… not even “thank you”. I shut the door and stood still, just looking at her. I remember her saying: “Did I something wrong? I’m sorry.” “No, no” “Then what’s the problem?” “I just don’t understand you” “No. Your are the only one who understands me right now. That’s why I’m here.” Then she came forward, and I hugged her. Her bre”asts comforted me but I wasn’t excited. This wasn’t normal. I didn’t even feel like touching her fat @ ss This wasn’t about sex, at least for now. She just apologized for something that wasn’t her fault…that was unique. Then she started sobbing and I told her not to cry that I would be there for her. I doubted that though, but I knew I liked her. I already bought some things for stew so she helped me cook it. Another surprise: she was an excellent cook… and she didn’t look like it, she looked like these blackberry babes that’ll rather just eat out for the rest of their lives. Later on, we took a walk down my street. Lonely, bright night. While we walked we talked about everything. Sandra was actually almost perfect, I wondered why her boyfriend left her. Maybe it was the se”x because that was the only side that I’m yet to experience. Then we got back home together, watched a movie, started playing ps2 and I think I just left her and decided to have some rest. I was enjoying her company and oddly, it meant more to me than se”x. This girl was different but I was not in love. My feelings are never deep. At night, I woke up and found her arms around me… she held me even in sleep. We got closer as days went bye: frequent calls, texts, visits, gifts, hugs and all that but no se”x. Exactly a week after we met, Sandra decided to pay me a visit as usual.( It was on a Saturday, around 2 pm. She was putting on a short pink gown, simple and sexy as ever. I doubt if any Guy would be strong enough to resist the urge of looking at her behind. Too much junk in the trunk. It was just the two of us in my semi-dark room, watching a TV series. We were lying down in bed, me behind her in a 99 position. I used my elbow to support my head so I could see the TV from behind her. I placed my hand on her hip, then rubbed her soft, big @ $s She asked me to stop that she wasn’t in the mood for se”x, and it was too early in our relationship. Relationship? Haha! I dey laugh you. Na you and who dey for relationship?. I stopped rubbing her @ $s, got my phone and started playing some Indecency clips I had a few Intimate clips, that particularly was on kitten eating… That’s my selling point. The moaning caught her attention and she told me that she’d like to see what I was watching. I gave her my phone and she started watching the clips too. I noticed that she became a little quiet and paid more attention to the Indecency than the TV series she was watching. Most girls become quieter when they are getting horn’y. I took advantage, placed my hand on her hip, started rubbing her @ s$ and this time she didn’t react Wow!! See soft sweet nyash!! After like 10 minutes, she asked me to stop that she’d soon be going and that she would hate to leave me with an erect di’ck. We laughed about it… she didn’t leave yet but I had stopped rubbing her as$. I can’t loose my pride over se”x. However, I’ve learnt that most naija girls say things that they don’t really mean, especially when they are about to get laid. Actually, just smooching her was heaven, I could imagine what it’ll feel like to do the actual f#ckin. Like 20 minutes later, she dropped my phone and just lay down, watching TV. We weren’t speaking and I knew she was horn*y. The Indecency clips had turned her on. I had stopped smooching her too, so we just lay there, not speaking. We both wanted to get down but we were both too proud to initiate it. Hours past, Sandra still hadn’t left but she kept saying “I would soon be leaving oh”. Three hours gone I still hadn’t done “anything” cuz she kept saying she would soon leave and I didn’t want to look like a desperado. It was evening now, probably 5:30 pm when she told me that she wanted to check up uju at my guys place before she finally leaves. She left and I started playing some music… my soul food. Thirty minutes gone and she still hadn’t come back. Then she flashed my number. I went to my Guy’s room to see what was up. Guess what? I met my Guy, uju, Sandra getting high on beer and they were smoking wee*d too. Sandra!! I just couldn’t understand this girl. She was good and bad at the same damn time. Ironically, that was actually who I was … good and bad. Omoh, no time oh, I poured beer for myself and we kept passing wee*d around. David was holding uju, while I was holding Sandra. We were getting high and sharing kisses and caressing each other. Gangster love, nothing felt better at the time. As hours went bye, We got higher and even crazier. Sandra would gulp a mouth-full of beer and kiss me so we would drink and kiss. We talked, laughed, drank, smoked…It was fun and crazy. What I loved most was the feeling that Sandra was going to spend the night with me. Suddenly, uju climbed ontop my Guy and started banging him cowgirl style … nobody cared, we all too high to care. Then Sandra asked me to give her the key to my roo that she needed to sleep. Omoh, my Highness kon low small oh… I follow Sandra for back, with my standing abunna dey go my room…. Watch out for part 11

Part 9
“Inspite of all the girls I had, I was still respected in school by students and fellow staff because I was a very gentle (bad) guy. Extremely quiet. The principal took me like her own son, the girls took me like their husband and most importantly, Mrs venny took me like her best friend. Later on, I got to meet Mrs venny’s kids and husband… what a family… perfect. One day, the principal called me and told me that she has been hearing some rumors about me chasing her girls but that she didn’t believe it though. I told her that Girls would always gossip. My name was cleared. I began to experience what it feels like to be like tuface and d’banj cuz these girls would scream, bang their desk, hug me allover whenever I came to class and virtually everyone of them was willing to Bleep me. Life was feeling surreal to me. I loved that life, but hey, I still was anxious to round up my service so I could go get a good job. But I had problems too: some of the girls I sexviced would always get mad whenever they saw me with a different girl. Also, I still had to be dodging the ones who wanted re- sexvicing cuz I had more girls whom I needed to sexvice. For these reasons, I decided to take a break from the school scene and hit on a few outsiders. *one weekend morning* I woke up, did my house chores, cooked, played music, played my ps2 for a while then slept. Woke up in the evening. No girls would be visiting today. I was on break, or so I thought. Around 5pm I decided to check on David, my namesake and friend who stayed in the same compound with me. His girlfriend uju always stayed with him on weekends. I knocked at his door, a female responded which I expected to be uju. She said “yes, come in”. I walked in and saw a cute girl who was preparing spices for soup. Damn! She was fine as hell, and thick too. This had to be uju’s best friend whom she always talked about. We greeted and I sat down. #Abeg make I switch to pidgin small# I ask her about my Guy, She kon tell me say my Guy and uju go rent film for video club. I ask am wetin be her name, she say her name na sandra. Omoh, Sandra wear loose gown but her nyash still shoot out. This girl get sweet voice… na one of the reasons I dey always like to hear her talk. We chatted for a while, and we got to know a few things about ourselves (she even attended the secondary school I was serving at). Then she excused herself to go and keep the soup spices she was mixing in the kitchen. God of Moses! Her as$ was fat with nice narrow hips. Damn! She’s the one. Meanwhile she kept making calls to some Guy yelling at him that he wants to dump her and she wouldn’t let that happen. I was surprised to discover that such a cute and collected girl could nag. Truth be told, it knocked it off balance a little.When I asked what the problem was, she would say it’s personal. I felt demoralized and said to myself “you’ve lost it. She’s hooked and wild”. But then again, I still kept my fingers crossed. Who knows? You can never say when it comes to girls. They are a complicated and complex kind of beings. Sometimes, i doubt if God himself understands women. We continued to chat but, it Wasn’t lively as before the phone calls and nagging. She told me her that I sounded like a player. My Guy and his girlfriend came back around 30 minutes later, and we all talked about her heartbreak and cheating boyfriend, relationships and all that bullsh’it. All the while, I didn’t really contribute cuz relationships and love was not my thing. Moreover, I was kind of a heartbreaker myself. Always trying to Bleep… that’s all, no love. That’s how much gangster music had influenced me. But sometimes I do wonder what it’s like to truly love. Sandra was still depressed and sad and it was killing our spirit. Later, my Guy called me out and suggested that we all go and hang out somewhere. He said I should woo Sandra, that it will be classic. Four best friends. It was almost 7pm, so we decided to go and hang out at the bar of a popular hotel around…. it was time for Sandra to stand up… you guessed right … I stole a glance at her a$$…. gracious God!! We all left the house and started walking down to the hotel. We walked in twos: I and my Guy, uju and Sandra. While we walked, I kept telling my Guy my intention of fu’cking Sandra if she would agree to spend the night with us. We got to the bar, sat at a table for four and called the waiter. We ordered for beer but to my greatest surprise, Sandra ordered for a red label wine!. There and then, I concluded that I would not have anything to do with Sandra after this night. I don’t care if you’re Mona Lisa, but I would never be with a girl that blows my money like breeze. Luckily the waiter came back and said they’d run out of wines. Only beer. Phew!! Thank you, Sweet jizos!!!. We sat, drinking, my Guy and uju were really getting along, being romantic and all that but I and Sandra weren’t really doing well. Just chat and stop, every now and then. She was depressed and now getting tipsy, there wasn’t much that I could do to cheer her up. She kept calling her ex on the phone, cursing and nagging. Hell, I got problems of my own too. I was drinking in silence, thinking about my life and how much I loved my mum. My family… I’d die for them. Sometimes, Sandra would stare at me. Her fada nyash!. I wondered what she was thinking. Really pretty girl. no doubt. It was almost 8:30 pm and we decided to leave. I and my Guy split the bill. Sandra said she wanted to go home. Jizos!, na so my money take waste?… Uju called Sandra aside and begged her to spend the night with us. She told her that she was too high and looked too tipsy to go home and that it was already getting too late (around 9pm). After a little contemplation, Sandra decided to spend the night. We all got to my Guy’s room, ate some spaghetti and began to watch some Fu”cked up home video. Sandra just lay on the bed, not speaking. My Guy and uju went outside to give us some privacy… I needed to talk her into spending the night in my room. “Sandra” No response “Sandra” Still no response. “You should come and join me in my room. I need someone to talk to and keep me company” Still no response. “stop acting up. If you don’t like me, say so. I’d just go.” “Its not that I don’t like you but I’m not in a good mood. I need time to heal.” My di”ck says no time bit”ch! “I could heal you” My peoplez, Una know the kind healing I mean na. She vex look me. “If that’s what you want, you’re wasting your time. I’m not coming to your room” My heart sank. Omoh, my #1,500 wey I spend Don go?. Jizos! I Don fall my hand. I placed my palm in hers. There’s a magical thing about holding hands with a girl. Told her a few touching stuff about how I didn’t mean se”x and that she was really a nice girl. I then said: “It’s ok. We shouldn’t quarrel over nothing. I meant everything I’ve told you. Take care. Good night.” She no even answer me at all. Her eyes were closed like she was sleeping But I knew she heard all I said and that it got to her. I stood up and went to my room. Put on my CD and starting playing nas’s 2002 album (God son). With the Highness from the beer and rap music in my ears, I drifted to another realm. Momentarily, I forgot about the evening: Sandra, the #1,500 I just wasted (my biggest regret) . Lol. I think I was already half asleep in my room, just me and music…. Hip-hop was consoling my soul…. then I heard a knock on my door. “Corper!, Corper!” Looked at the time on my phone: 11:15 pm. What da fu”ck? I stood and went to open the door …. WATCH OUT FOR PART 10

(Part

“I sidon, stretch my leg for bed, relax my back for wall. Her outfit make sense: hot mini-skirt (her
nyash wan tear the skirt!) and one multi color
shirt. We come dey gist about how she mistake
the address and about relationships. 10 minutes
Don dey go, we still dey chat. I kon tell her say
make she kon sidon with me 4 bed.
She say:
“No, I’m okay here. I didn’t come for that”
I laff. Naija girls dey funny me sometimes.
Something wey we Don discuss for phone finish
naim this girl Don come here dey form Rihanna.
“Ok. What would you drink?” “Nothing. I will soon be going”
My head spark! whaat!?
I ask her:
“So you didn’t come to see me na?”
“Its not like that”
Bla bla bla. She just dey blab say I go take her like
cheap babe if we straff.
She say make we wait till another time. As she dey talk, I just quiet they listen. As she talk finish
I say “no problem” I continue dey watch videos for
laptop. Silence kon dey, then She start to press
phone. After like 5minutes she say:
“I’m going o”
“No problem, take care” “Won’t you see me off”
“I can’t”
“Why?”
“Nothing”
She stand up carry her bag dey waka go door. I
look her nyash. Oboy this girl nyash too big for her slim frame. As she reach door, she turn look me, I
focus on the laptop like say I no send her. She
open door, wait like 10seconds, close am back
kon sidon near me for bed. She say:
“What’s do you want from me?”
Million dollar question!!! I kon look her like policeman wey catch thief. Then
we laff. She kon lie down 4 my leg. I bend over
begin kiss her upside down, put my hand inside
her bra, then dey smooch her bo’obs.
She get succulent lips and she sabi kiss, as we
dey kiss she dey use her fingers dey play with my earlobes. like 3 minutes Later, I begin play with the
lining of her bra, she understand my intention, she
position well then I remove her top and bra.
She carry my head bury for her bosom then I begin
they suck one while I smooch the other one. She
say: “This is what you want abi”?
I nod my head still dey suck her.
Later I stop begin lick her navel dey squeeze one
nip”-ple.
She dey breath fast.
I begin dey kiss around her ribs, chest, neck, while i dey squeeze her bo’obs, she dey enjoy am but
she never moan. I come dey put my hand inside
her skirt dey smooch her thighs and her pu’ssy
through her pant. Later I tell her:
“You need to Remove your skirt”
She look me come say: “You should remove it yourself”
I unzip her short skirt keep for ground. Remove her
pant, smell am like one kind expensive perfume,
then keep am for ground.
Omoh, time no dey to hang clothes, temperature
Don too high. she laff.
“smelling my undies? that’s nasty”
“they should make a perfume from your puss’y”
I smile. she laff kon tell me say I be slow poison.
I begin kiss her for each of her legs down to her to’to area. I know say she dey wait make i lick her
puss’y.
Then I kiss her cli’t, just once, she move up small,
I move up too, start to lick around her cli-t then
start to lick and suck her cli’t proper, she moan
small ”ooouuummm”, I continue to suck her cli-t seriously, put two fingers inside her to’to (this girl
go Don dey Bleep big pricks cuz her puss’y wide),
then I begin they finger her slow as I suck and lick
her cli-t like ice cream. She dey moan seriously,
dey rotate.
I carry my other hand they squeeze her breas’t and
dey rub her nipp’le gently. Omoh, she begin twist, I
know say this girl dey heaven. I continue with
more seriously, she no fit control the sweetness
so she grab the window protector, they squeeze
am, they twist her big hips as she dey moan. Small time she scream:
“Stop! Stop! I want to pee”
I tell her.
“It’s okay. Pee in my mouth”
I kon dey finger her faster, dey rub the g-’spot,
while I con change the cli’t licking to slow pace. Sometimes I go put my full tongue inside use
Bleep her small then lick the puss’y from inside
out. She dey moan badly, dey tell me say she go
so cu’m but 10 minutes pass she never cu’m.
Small time, she say:
“Excuse, excuse, I will pee here oh” I grab her legs tighter, still dey do my magic. Next
tin I know, she piss her cum everywhere for my
face and the bedsheet. I continue to do my magic
again, as she wan come, I put my mouth cover her
pu’ssy, dey suck her as she dey cum. She no fit
control the extacy so she grab my neck. She scratch me fingers sef, but I later dey use am
tease her by calling her vampire. she say na me
be the vampire.
I pour the cum from my mouth for her Kitty-Cat,
the Kitty-Cat Don swell. everywhere dey fuc’ked
up, egar go kill me. She just dey look me dey smile. I ask her:
“How come your as$ is this fat”
She laff. She con turn face the nyash for my face.
Oh lord! See full fat nyash wey dey this girl small
body.
“It’s what God gave me nah. You don’t like it” “Any Guy who doesn’t like your Bottom needs to
be stoned to death”
She laff, the nyash dey vibrate as she dey laff.
Then she ask me:
“What do you enjoy most”….
I just adjust carry my prick come near her mouth. She dey rub am small, suck am small. I tell her
say make she do continuous sucking. As she
suck am, she dey rub my balls. She be pro for
sucking. Small time I tell her lie down face back,
her big nyash just gentle for bed.
I kon put my Hand under the foam to get cond’om
na that time I realize say no be my house be this.
no con’dom dey under bed!. I carry phone call
egar, him tell me say him con’doms dey inside
him box and him. lock am carry the key comot go
CDS visit. Next thing I know, chinwe phone begin ring. Na her
uncle dey call her dey shout say make she begin
come house immediately.
She come explain to me say na market them send
her but she kon decide to branch come visit me.
Omoh, the place wey I fit buy con’dom far from
egar house and she need to begin go sharpaly.
I nearly cry. See nyash wey I Don dey fantasize as
e go dey shake when I Bleep am from back. She
see my face, begin laff. I no even smile, my prick
dey vex. She come carry my prick, suck am well well with
special skills, as she dey suck, I carry my full
hands dey rub and squeeze her fat nyash. Small
time I release inside her mouth. She go bathroom
go spit, rinse her mouth with water and wash her
hand with soap. She dress kon spray her perfume like say nothing
happen. I always dey fear naija babes oh. As she
dey comot, I give her transport, she refuse kon
say she no be ashi.
As I dey see her off, egar dey return. Me and am
enter house. Him tell me:
“Bad Guy. I know say you Don collect”
“Abeg free me! How you go lock con’dom inside
box na?”
Him come explain say corpers too dey Borrow am
na why him dey hide am.
My regret be say i no Bleep chinwe till my service
finish. Me and her been still remain friends but she
been wan tie me down and I bin get plenty girls
wey I suppose “sexvice” so I free her.
She still dey call me till date, I dey promise to visit
her anytime I come east. I nickname Her vampire cuz she scratch my neck kon wound me due to
extasy from my magic tongue.
WATCH OUT FOR PART 9

(Part 7)

“Monday morning, I was sitting in my office alone with a female Corper (office mate) cuz Mrs
venny went to represent the school at a function in
ministry of education. I miss Mrs venny whenever
she is out. Time flies when I’m with her. the bell
rang for break.
one girl walked in: “sir, am hungry. buy me something for break”
I look her. she fine, average bo’obs but I no send
cuz plenty girls dey disturb me.
“I don’t have money o… some other time ok?”
she smile.
“ok o” Then she turn to walk away. my mind say make I
look her arsenal. I look. jizos!!! see round big
nyash!! if u she her from front, you no go gree say
she carry that kind load for back.
omoh, her pant line they show from the tight skirt.
na confirm commotion be this.
I shout: “hey!, come here”
she waka come back.
“what’s your name?”…..
“My name is chinwe” She dey smile. She know say her nyash Don hook
me.
I gave her #200 say make she buy anything wey
she want for break. She thank me comot. She dey
ss3.
Another day she enter come meet me. We gist
small. I collect her number kon dey call her from
time to time.
She dey frequent my office regularly sotay other
students come dey gossip about us. And my
numerous girlfriends kon dey vex for me. We come dey very close and she kon like me die.
*fast forward to around 1month later*
One weekend, I call chinwe for night, we come dey
talk about fun and sex. I dey yarn sweet sex talk
dey tell am the kind things wey I fit do for bed and
assure her say nobody fit do the tin like me.
She just dey say “you are bad oh”. I know say the
thing enter her head. I kon invite her to come the Next day. She argue
small, then she kon agree to come if chance dey
o. Around 10pm that night. I receive text:
“Promise me I won’t be disappointed”
I laugh. I know say my whining touch her brain. I
kon reply. “It’s gonna be fun, I promise”
Meanwhile I Don book another girl (chioma) to visit
me same tomorrow to avoid disappointment. If
chinwe no come, chioma go come… all na “CHI”.
Next day reach. Around 9:30 am, chinwe flash
me, I call am.
“What’s up?”
“I’m fine”
“Are you still coming?”
“Is that all you care about?” Naija girls like to use question answer question.
Abegi, answer me.
“Sorry, how was your night?”
“Fine”
“Are still gonna come?”
“Yes” “What time?”
“2 pm”
“Call me when you are about coming”
I relax, dey play jamz, dey sip alomo as I dey wait
for 2′ O’clock….
As time Don dey reach 1pm. I baff, dress up, kon
call my Guy (egar) for phone. Egar na my
homeboy, my tightest man and him too na Corper
wey dey teach for another secondary school. We
be birds of thesame bad feather.
“Homeboy, wetin dey happen?” “I bam”
“You dey house?, I wan show your side oh?”
“No. I follow My CDS group go visit one motherless
babies home for town”
“You keep key abi? I wan carry one chick come
your crib” “Yes. But You go wash my bedsheet oh”
We laff. Na joke. I know where him dey hide key.
“No wahala”
I plan to control chinwe come egar house. I get my
reasons. My neighbors bin Don start to dey gossip
say I dey bring too many visitors. Them even talk am for the last tenants meeting
wey we do. I wan lay low small cuz them they
respect me well well, I no wan fall my hand.
As, i reach egar house, I call chinwe, she tell me
say she dey bathroom dey baff. Chai!!, I kon
imagine as she go use scrub her big nyash with
sponge, maybe she get special big sponge wey
she dey for her nyash sef.
She kon tell me say she go flash me if she Don ready to come.
I relax, go carry rice for egar kitchen dey eat then
kon use egar laptop dey watch music videos.
Around 30 minutes later, she flash me. I call her,
give am direction to egar house. She say she Don
enter bus dey come.
I arrange room, carry air fresher spray everywhere
kon Open curtains for fresh air.
She kon flash me later, I call back ask her where she dey, she tell me, I rush go there but I no see
her.
I call her back the number no dey go. I look around
everywhere and even waka go up small but I no
see her.
Abi this girl wan carry her father play?. I continue to call but the number no dey even connect.
Almost ten minutes Don pass.
All my anxiety Don turn to anger by then. I vex
begin go back to egar house, I decide say I no go
call chinwe again as she dey carry me play.
As I Don dey near egar house, she call me. The brain wey dey my head say “forget her” but the
brain wey dey my prick say “you dey mad? You
Don forget her nyash? Comon accept her”
I like my prick pass my head so I follow my prick.
Before I go decide, the phone cut. She call again, I
pick am sharpaly.
She say:
“Hello”
“Hello, where are you na?”
“I stopped at the wrong place, and my battery went
off. I had to charge it at one shop”
“Ok. Where are you now?” She mention one filling station, I enter keke napep
go pick her to come egar house. As we enter the
keke, She hold my hand dey smile cuz boys were
not smiling at all.
Don’t joke with my d-ick and my money… that’s
my motto. As we reach, she tell me say she know the place
but she bin mistake am for another place.
Naija girls! Fear them.
We enter room. I sidon for egar bed, but she go
sidon for chair far away from me…..
na wa oh, this one no go easy oh…..
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(Part 6)

“As she enter inside to go baff, I just they wonder whether na thesame Mrs Ann wey strict
and everybody for school dey fear naim I dey
arrange like this? Na wa oh. I dey watch TV dey
wait.
Around 10 minutes, she come out with towel. her
boo”BS they shoot out.
oh lord, I don’t wanna die early…. life sweet die.
“David, follow me”
As I dey follow am for back, her nyash just dey
shake without control for the towel. We go one room. Nice bed, TV, but no clothes.
“Ma, where are all your clothes?”
She come laff.
“This is not my bedroom. Or you want to replace
my husband?”
“No ma!” I dey mad? She put on TV, then I sidon for bed, she sit near
me con carry one of her legs put ontop my leg. We
dey look TV but I no dey see anything (my sense
Don comot kpata-kpata).
I begin they rub her leg down to her thighs. Omoh,
I dey see her fat to’to through the towel. My prick Don stand and she know. I con rub her
leg pass
her thigh con do V shape with my two middle
fingers take rub around her cli’t. She look me, shift
come closer come give me 30 seconds kiss.
This woman mouth sweet oh!. As I continue to rub
around her cli’t I notice say her breathing dey increase and she wet. My fear na say make
this
woman no go die of high BP oh. I Neva even use
tongue and she dey breath like this.
She come say:
“go to the fridge and get me that strawberry
cream”
I waka go kitchen go bring am come. Chai! This
woman Don Unclad for bed. See Big brea-sts and
thick pus’sy. “You know what to do with it right?”
“Yes ma”
Are you a learner?. No na, I be master.
I come climb dey pour the cream from her chest,
down to her belle and to her to her puss’y area. I
come start to dey lick am. She close her eyes. I pour am for her puss-y begin they lick am
then
she use her fat leg take hold my head tight in
between her pu-ssy.
She dey breath fast, they raise her body up and
down but she never moan. She dey mad? Why she
no wan moan. Ok I con put two fingers begin dey finger her, then dey suck, tickle, and lick
her cli-t
as I dey pour the cream on top. She con moan like
person wey won endure pain “uuuummmmm” and
she con squeeze my head tighter with her fat laps
they moan more. I do this thing reach 7minutes.
Omoh, e dey hard to breath due to her tight grip.
If this woman suffocate me to death as I dey do
this thing, na wetin I go explain to God? And wetin
dem go write for my obituary poster as the cause
of death? No no no. I squeeze my head come out.
“Are you tired yet”
“No ma” I con face her breas’ts. I squeeze am, rub am. She
dey look me dey smile, I smile back. Then i con
dey squeeze her nipp’le then dey suck the other.
Sometimes, I go pour the strawberry on top con
lick am. I dey suck her well, slow, dey flick her
nippl’e as I dey suck. As I dey do am, she dey stroke my di-ck with on
hand, they rub my head with the other one. I dey
switch brea’sts and nipp’le. After like 7minutes I
stop. I con roll her to turn face bed. I carry the
strawberry cream pour for all over her back begin
dey lick am. Na now I come see this girl nyash well. Omoh this woman gather nyash.
I rub am well well, then open the center pour the
cream begin they lick am. I reach her anu’s (yes!
Am a freak like that). I use the tip of my tongue
they do circular movement for her anus then she
moan “ohh my God, ohhhh my god”. I still dey lick am come begin finger her puss’y. she
Don wet die.
Omoh, the moaning increase. I con they fear say
make neighbors no run inside the house thinking
say na kidnappers oh. I realize say side position
na the best for me cuz her nyash too big. So I
carry con’dom begin open am to put for my
standing screw driver. She say: “wait, lie down and give me that strawberry cream”
I lie down, she climb ontop me dey kiss me. Small
time she carry the cream pour 4 my di-ck kon dey
lick am. I wan mad! I just lie down dey look ceiling
like Ibo man wey him container fall inside sea.
Oboy, this woman begin dey suck my prick from up to down. Sometimes, she go swallow
my entire
prick then bring am out again. Today na fire.
Small time I tell her to lie down sideways then I
wear cond’om come put my prick for her fat to’to
come begin they hammer her. As I dey hammer
her, I dey use my finger they rub her anu’s.
She close eye. Small time she use hand cover her
face dey moan small small. After some minutes, I change am. I put my prick for her anu’s
slowly
beginthey hammer am then use my finger they
rub her cl’it. She moan “oh God” David”
I respond “yes ma” she continue dey moan “oh
God, oh god, I can feel u”
after like 15 minutes time, she say “okay, stop stop”.
She Don cum cuz my finger wet with fluid and she
com weak. I no stop, I just dey Bleep am slowly.
heat don soak bedsheet finish. As she notice say I
wan release she rush slide out, comot the
cond’om from my prick put the prick inside her mouth kon suck my fluid come say make I
kiss
am with the fluid. I say “no ma, I’m allergic to
that”.
She smile, swallow am. She come tell me say
make I help am arrange the room, she begin dey
dress bed, omoh as she bend her bare nyash they shake. My pri’ck start to rise again. She
look am.
She come rub my chest say “corper, next time. My
daughter didn’t go too far”.
I hurry wear my cloth. She ask whether I hold
transport fare , I say “yes ma” she give me 2k say
my buy banana and yoghurt to replace my sper’m. “I won’t be happy if you say this to
anyone”
“no ma, I’m not a kid na”
she look me smile. Peck me for lips.
I thank her begin they go.
As I dey comot I notice her husband e-class Benz
wey pack for her compound. My mind tell me say
“you see your life? No be person like you get that
car?”… abegi, make I go house go sleep jor, na
my year of straff be this… money go come at the
right time.
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