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Romance / Re: This Is A True Life Story By A NYSC Member… Read Below by safo99(m): 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2016
Part 5 “Before I left for the VP’s office, I told Mrs venny that I was going to see the VP. I and Mrs. venny shared everything, we were really good friends but I didn’t hint her that the VP might want to flirt with me (I dey mad!?) cuz she would advice me against it. Mrs venny was like a combination of holy Mary’s heart and Mona Lisa’s body. I had great love for this woman and she cared about me too. Till this day, I still haven’t seen a woman that matches her uniqueness. even on some of my duty-free days, I would go to school just to see Mrs venny: talk with her, stare at her brown eyes, watch her smile n make her laugh. Damn!!! Mrs venny was probably the best part of my service year. *Back to the VP* I knocked at the VP’s door. She asked me to come in. I came in. She shut the door behind me. “Corper what will you take?” “Nothing ma” “No, you must take maltina, or do you take beer?” “No I don’t take beer” (Big lie, me wey drink beer like fish) “Quiet people like you are very bad” Then we laughed (I laff fake laff jor). My mind they wonder wetin this woman won do. As I dey sip my malt, she gave me her phone to open Facebook for her. As I dey process the registration, she come sit on the table facing me. Omoh, this woman get big nyash and bo’obs, I even dey wonder how her assets still dey intact inspite of her age. As she sidon, she open her legs they look as i dey type for her phone… and could inside her thighs. Omoh, my mind begin dey beat. Wetin dey happen?. After some time, she stand up come my back come carry her big bre’asts put for my neck, place her hands around my chest. Omoh, my heart dey beat, confusion full my head… u sure say principal no send this woman to set me up? Then She asked: “How far have you gone” “Almost through ma, remaining to upload your profile picture” Omoh, as I come enter her picture gallery to select photo, my head scatter!! This woman get nak’ed pictures wey she dey sample her to’to, big nyash and big brea’sts. Jizos christ of onitsha!! I Don jam today. She looked as I was going through them, smiled from behind and said: “Do you like my pictures?” Omoh, my voice seize I no fit talk. She con say “youth of nowadays, all you know is s*x” I said “s*x is sweet ma” honestly, I couldn’t believe what I just said. She laughed “see your mouth, bad boy”. Next thing she said “I Love Intimacy but…” She stopped there (she sighted my kicking di-ck!). I Don fall hand?. abegi which person prick no go stand when e see kain woman nyash? “Can u satisfy me?” I smile like pope john Paul. “Of course ma” She stood, removed her shirt, hung it. I could see her breas’ts through her white bra. Then asked me to squeeze her brea’sts. She lay on her office table. I removed one, kissed around it, licked around the nipp’le and started to suck it like a new born baby, meanwhile my other hand was deep down in her skirt, caressing her puss’y with her pants still on. Omoh, her to’to lips fat wella. my prick wan bust! She relaxed, closed her eyes and said “where did you learn to do this”. I removed my mouth from her brea’sts for a minute and said “it’s my talent ma. It’s the only talent God gave me”. She laugh sotay she nearly fall from table. Then we heard a knock on the door. We heard a female voice say “madam, please I want to collect 4 packets of chalk” I Don die! No where to hide in here!!. And there was another problem, it was past break time and I missed a class I was supposed to teach (omoh, big brea’sts dey make time fly oh). The principal was looking everywhere for me….. Mrs Ann jumped down from the table, hurriedly wore her shirt and adjusted her skirt. I arranged the sits and acted like I was typing something on her dell laptop. The teacher came in collected the packets of chalk and walked out. We greeted. I couldn’t tell if there was any form of suspicion from the teacher… I hoped none. After the teacher left, the VP made a joke about me spoiling her and asked me to go back to my office. I went to the principal’s office first to give a fake excuse about why I missed my class. Lucky me, she was always easy on me, calls me a quiet and responsible young man (big mistake!). I had Ella’s class later that day but she acted super normal, not even an eye contact. Omoh, u gaz dey fear naija girls I swear. When school was over, I took a keke napep going to town and incidentally met the VP. “Corper, where are going to?” “Ma, I’m going to buy a few things I need” “Things like what?” “Numerous things ma” I come laff (Fake laff as usual) “Are you sure you are not going to see one of your girlfriends?” “No, I don’t have time for girls” If I hear say I no love girls … girls are the next best thing after money. She asked about where I live and told me that she’d love to visit me sometime. No wahala!. She paid our t-fare and got down. Weeks went by but there was never a right time for the VP to visit me. She was always nice to me (even before that adventure in her office) Meanwhile, I bin dey carry other student girls dey pass time (relax, Tori dey come). One Friday morning, she walked into my office. I forgot to mention that Mrs venny was her very good friend. Big irony right? Yes. Na that time I kon realize say birds of thesame feather no dey always flock together oh. “David, will you travel this weekend?” “No ma” “Then you should come and spend the weekend at my place na” Chai! Why this woman won cast me in front of Mrs Venny na? Mrs venny come look me one suspicious look. Oh, I hope I don’t disappoint her. “Ok ma. I don’t know your address oh” Shaparly, she write down her address and 2 phone numbers give me. For some reason, I and Mrs venny didn’t speak about it, things were still normal between us sha. Saturday morning came. I got a call from one hot ss2 girl saying she wanted to come over. Abegi, I tell her say I no dey town. Make I save my strength for better thing jor. I called the VP: “Hello ma. It’s David” “Hey, Corper. Are you still coming?” “Yes ma” “when?” “Errmm, around 1pm” “Ok, I will be expecting you oh” “alright” I cut call. Check time: na 10:30 am. I made indomie, got high on alcohol, started playing deep rap songs (how I love hip-hop!) till I slept off. I woke up around 1:30 pm. I Jumped up, saw two missed calls from Mrs Ann. I dress, tidy up myself as a homeboy wey surji, begin dey go VP crib…. Jizos! I no even know whether she get husband and pikin… One mind say make I call Mrs Venny ask am, the other mind say no! Na casting. When I reach the bridge, I go cross am….. WATCH OUT PART 6
Romance / Re: This Is A True Life Story By A NYSC Member… Read Below by safo99(m): 3:13pm On Jan 19, 2016
My Sex Service To My Principal And Students - NYSC
MEMBER (Part 4)


“I obey like small pikin, closed my eyes dey wait (hope say this girl no wan use knife cut
off
my tin oh, cuz naija girls can be funny at times).
omoh, next thing I felt was a soft kiss on my
forehead down to my lips, neck, chest , stomach
(I dey pray make she no stop) then she pulled out
my di-ck and stroked it then started sucking it ike a vacuum cleaner… slowly.
very good bad girl. haha. she would suck it dry,
spit on it and suck it dry, then occasionally licked
the tip of my di-ck with her wet tongue (omoh, I
dey jerk every time she do am… i bin try to
control myself but no way).
then I excused myself and entered the bathroom (I
no wan release yet abeg)… I drank the remaining
mixture of alomo & stout I hid there. after that, I
took one mint to freshen my breath. I went back in
and met Ella stack Unclad on bed, sexy as ever. I
started caressing her thighs, telling her how sexy she was and how lucky I was to have
her. she
loved the things I was saying, I could see it in her
stare.
Then I started kissing her inner thighs up to her
pus’sy region but I didn’t kiss her there yet. I
focused on her thighs for a while then slowly went
up and flicked her cli-t with the tip of my lips… I
started licking her cli-t slowly, sucking it, spelling
letters with my tongue on it. occasionally I would deep my tongue into it and slowly flick it
out
(rubbing my tongue on the cli-t as it comes out).
all the while I could tell that she in heaven cuz she
moaning like ‘awwww’ ‘uhmmmm’ n sometimes
sobbing (like person wey won cry) positioning my
head in a “don’t stop” manner. I then placed one of my hands on her bo’obs, smooching it
and gently
squeezing her nipp’le. I focused my tongue on the
her cli’t… sucking and flickering it while I dipped
my other hand’s middle finger in her pu-ssy.
I started fingerings her, I was making the ‘come
here’ sign with my finger (palm facing up) this was
magic, I could feel me rubbing the center of
gravity. occasionally, I kept making circular
movements with my finger. I did all these task at
the same damn time!. omoh, e come be like fight oh… Ella kept moaning, jerking, moving
up and
down the bed, as she dey move I dey follow am go
any angle. lol.
around 5minutes I stopped cuz I knew she was
gonna cum any moment, that would weaken her
and make the straffing dull. I pulled out a condo’m
and wore it on my erect dick. she lay flat on her
stomach, I placed a pillow under her lower
stomach (so that the coochie go position well from behind). I flicked my di-ck around her
Kitty-Cat for
a while then said “please start na” then I slowly
slided my di:Ck into her wet puss’y.
it was tight and warm. slowly, I was banging her,
then I started increasing my pace. Ella was
moaning and saying “I must marry you”
see this girl sha, you Don dey mad abi? lol.
I continued for about 7minutes then I grabbed her
waist up (canine style). I banged for like
10minutes then switched to scissors style.
I kept banging and switching positions till I
ejaculated at the 31st minute (yes, I dey calculate
my rounds) doing missionary style (with a pillow under her waist). she still held my waist
and said
“continue please” I said “I’m tired” she said “use
your finger like u do please”.
I started to finger her dripping wet puss-y and
sucking her Tip till she released some shiny fluid.
then she lay motionless and tired. I looked her in
the eyes, smiled at me and she said “thank you”.
of course! thank me!!.
we slept Unclad, woke up later, relaxed and chatted till around 6:30 pm. then I told her to
start
going so her parents wouldn’t look for her. it was
getting dark already. she looked at me and “does
it look like I’m going home today?”
omoh, na so we do vigil till Sunday morning oh.
later, this sexcapade nearly ruined me.
*fast forward to a few weeks later*
one early Wednesday morning, I was sitting in
office trying to compose a lesson note on a topic I
was supposed to teach that morning. the students
were on assembly ground while the vice principal
(VP) was going round on staff rooms & class
inspection. her name was Mrs ann (not real name). she was a fair, big a$$ woman probably
somewhere around 45-50 years old (age is
nothing but a number right?). she walked into my
office and I greeted her:
“good morning ma”
“good morning Corper, you came early today” “ma, I needed to do an important task”
“ok. you are Ibo abi”
“yes ma”
bla bla bla *chat continued*
“Corper, I like your shirt. will you buy one for me?”
(nothing special about the shirt jor) “yes. I will”
she kon laugh me say I dey lie. Corper wey dey
manage. why this woman they fall my hands na?.
then she said:
“this thing they call Facebook, can I use it on my
phone. (yes, her phone was a nice android.) “yes ma”
“ok, come to my office whenever u are free so that
you will teach me”
“alright madam”
11:30am, the bell rang. break time. I stood up and
headed for the VP’s office ……
WATCH OUT FOR PART 5
Romance / Re: This Is A True Life Story By A NYSC Member… Read Below by safo99(m): 10:32am On Jan 19, 2016
Part 3 “Ella walked in, I shut the door and she sat on my bed watching a naija movie I arranged for. We chatted for a minutes then i lay behind her and joined her in watching the movie. She seemed interested in the movie sha (no mind naija girls Jare, if u follow their words. and action, u no go succeed to Straff dem oh). My mind no even dey d film sef I just plan how to executive my mission. Then I began my usual technique by holding palms with her and gently caressing her palm. Most times, a girl who’s ready would get the message and unconsciously caress your palm too or adjust to a position where you can have access to her intimate zones. Omoh, Ella no respond in any way… chai, I Don enter one chance. But I remember all d praise wey girls dey give me (lord of s*x) so I comport myself and re-strategize. Then I started playing with her necklace, telling her how perfect I thought she was and how I love to hug people I love. All na packaging jor, i just dey wan use style smooch her. She just turned, looked at me and smiled. That smile be like “I don’t believe you, you wanna touch my body” then I gave her a hug from behind, placing my arms slightly around her upper stomach, right under her bo’obs. I could feel the sensation of her bo’obs on my arms. Omoh, thank God say God create women oh, if not the world for be “big nonsense”. Then I started smooching her stomach gently, moving slowly to the side of her brea’sts, using my palms and fingers to caress her. Omoh, Ella just pretend like say she no send me, still dey watch the movie. She was putting on a skimpy top and a light bra inside. I made a slow “O” movement with my middle fingers around her Tips, then squeezed her Tips as gently as possible. Then she jerked as I squeeze them. Viola!! She Don respond! Then I moved to a kneeling position behind her, I started kissing the sides of her neck while doing my magic with my fingers. I could feel her heart-beat increase and her breathing became more intense. This went on for about 4 minutes. Now or never!. I stopped kissing neck region, moved close to her ears and whispered “l wanna take your top off”. She no talk anything. Brothers, girls no like guys wey dey always seek permission oh, just study her action/reactions and do what u feel is right. So I started to pull her shirt off slowly, I took it off!. I still left her bra on, damn! Her bra couldn’t contain her bo’obs. I started kissing her neck again, down to her spine and back. Then I unbuttoned her bra and removed them slowly. Jizos see bo’obs! I still couldn’t believe I had Ella’s bo’obs in my room. So dreams come true?. She come lie down for bed, facing up looking at me. Then she said “this is why you invited me abi?” I said “no, I really like you and I love spending time with you”. I whine am small. She believe me, I bent over and started kissing her (omoh, her lips soft like agege bread), she held the back of my head and was kissing me too. All the while, I was caressing her bo’obs and Tips with one hand. I stopped kissing her lips. I very slowly, started kissing her down: neck, chest, stomach, ribs, belly-button. Omoh, every kiss I placed on her gave her some chills. I Neva kiss her bo’obs yet (keeping the best for the last). Then I come grab her huge bo’obs, omoh my hand no fit carry am well sef. I kissed her bo’obs, started making circular movements with my tongue around her Tips. She was jerking. Then I placed my full lips around her bo’obs and sucked gently, She made an “uohhh” sound. Viola!! First moan!. my other hand was smooching her other brea’st and gently squeezing her Tips She come dey rub my head as I dey suck her. After like 1 minute, I stopped n looked at her. Omoh, she grab my head back to her nipp’les and said “you better don’t stop oh”. so this girl like this thing she come they form king-kong since. Omoh, I come continue oh switching brea’sts and doing magic with my fingers. Occasionally, I would stop and kiss her all over her body again. Ella was moaning when I was sucking, sotay I come start to play blues to cover the noise. Then she took my middle finger in lips and starting sucking it. Wetin this girl they do sef?. Then I made the next big move… (she was putting on Jean trousers- why this girl wear this kind protection come na?) I smooched her crouch region with my fingers reached for her zippers. Then she grabbed my hand. As she grabbed my hand, I stopped sucking and looked at her with an innocent face (like 2months old pikin wey him mama loss) as if to say “wetin happen na?”. As if she read my mind, she said “what do you think you are doing?” damn! my standing di-ck just deflated and I just slumped beside her on the bed, no response. then she started raining me with questions like: “so this is how use girls and dump them abi?” “how many of my classmates have u slept with?” “is this love or lust” na today? trust me na, I gave her d best possible responses n told her that se-x would bind us together. omoh, I whine am tire, she just dey smile dey look me. baddest Guy ever liveth, I come reach for her zippers again feeling say I Don win her heart. omoh, as I touch her crouch area to open zip, she grabbed my hand saying “your plan shall not work oh, you want to use me and dump me abi?” omoh, I started another round of brain-washing but Ella still no gree me unzip her local government oh. chai! I Don Bleep up… like say I know I for invite nneka (another big bo’obs girl wey call me that morning say she wan see me). how 1 girl go dey use me play like dis na? when more than 100 students dey willing to Bleep me. I come free her, lie down face ceiling dey think about my life. she ask me why I quiet, i say “nothing” she ask whether I dey vex I say “no , why should I be angry na. s*x or no s*x, you’re still special to me”. (big lie, I dey vex die .lol.) na wisdom I use cuz it’s good to tell girls what they wanna hear. she smiled, continued watching TV. there was silence. then she said she wants to rest on my chest. God I thank u oh! omoh she rested her face n bo’obs on my chest… I bet she could feel my heart beating like bass drums. her bo’obs on my bare chest… pure extacy!. I dey look TV but my brain couldn’t comprehend anything. lol. she asked why my heart was beating, I said I had high BP, she laughed. there was silence again then my di-ck started kicking . she placed her hands on my dic-k and said “so u Don plan to kill me today abi?” I said “no, my di-ck always kicks when am with someone I love”. she laughed again saying I was funny. really?. then she stood up, bo’obs big n erect and asked me to close my eyes… WATCH OUT FOR PART 4 The remaining parts cuming up later

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Romance / Re: This Is A True Life Story By A NYSC Member… Read Below by safo99(m): 9:57am On Jan 19, 2016
Omoh, as I enter d class, d girls come dey shout like say dem see jay-z. I come shout 4 dem
say make them shut up! Dem dey mad?.
Everybody come quiet and all eyes come dey on
me, I come forget wetin I plan to talk sef.
Anyhow sha, I introduced myself and my subject.
These girls were glad to have me… and I was glad
to be here with them as the only male copper in
the school.
I be like tuface to them. As I dey
teach, I discover say most of them na confirm
olodo.
Them no sabi anything but i later discover say them intelligent 4 bed and them bad to the
bone.
Some minutes into the lesson, I asked the class a
question but no one answered.
Then, a girl stood
up and gave me the answer.
Her name was Ella.
Ella had an average face and Bottom but she had
big bosoms. I come notice say these girls dey lift
their skirts for me to see their pants.
Chai! See fresh temptation.
Omoh, my prick come dey rise small small so I
come go Siddon 4 one sit to cover-up.
All the
while, I noticed that some of these girls had their
eyes on me.
I be fine boy small na. Particularly, a
pair of eyes caught my attention. Guess who?
Omoh, Ella dey look me!! As She dey look me 4 eye, I dey look her huge bosom-s…. Fantasizing
about sucking them.
After the class, I asked them if they had any
questions. They said yes and started asking
questions like
“do you have a girlfriend?”
“Can you speak Ibo?”.
Haha! Una Don enter one chance this year.
I just waved them off, smiled and went back to my
office…. still fantasizing about Ella.
I walked into my office, greeted Mrs venny and sat
down and rested my head on my table to relax
(oh, how I love to see this lady).
Some minutes later, I heard a female voice say
“sir, please can I borrow your text book? ”
I looked up and saw two pair of huge bosom-s
pointing at me. You guessed right ….. it was
Ella….
I handed over the text book to Ella.
She took it to class and promised to return it.
I no know whether
she really need that book, abi she just won use
style give me green light?. I just respected myself
and kept acting normal around her.
days past, I no see more green lights again oh!
Abi Ella no like me again?
God abeg oh. Two weeks later was Valentine’s day and behold I
had so many gifts that I couldn’t remember some
girls who gave me gifts.
One girl walked into my
office with a love shaped gift with an inscription
that said I LOVE YOU and said “sir, this is a val gift
from Ella”.
I sent for her, we chatted then I asked for her
number.
After school, she came to say bye and I
promised to call her at night. At night, I dialled her number:-
“Hi, it’s Dammie”
“Hi”
“How are you doing?”
“I’m fine, and you”
“Fine. I like you” *silence*
“Can I see you tomorrow?”
“I don’t know oh. I don’t visit strangers”
Omoh, d girl say I resemble player, I come
convince Ella say I like her die, say I no be bad
Guy.
But I didn’t beg her…. I can’t beg a girl for
anything.
Attraction is the key … if a girl is
attracted to you, you no need all those “ten ways to get a girl” lecture. rubbish!.
I come tell her say if she no fit come tomorrow, I
no go ever invite her again.
I cut call. 30 seconds Later, she call me back and
asked me when I want her to come … I just tell
am 11a.m. girls love guys that make the rules.
Trust me, I know. hurray!!!! Ella and her huge bosoms are coming to my house.
Next day was Saturday, the d-day. I arranged my
room, sprayed my body spray in the room (I no get
air freshner… who needs air Freshner when jona is
president? Lol.)
I took my bath, put on clean
boxers and a black polo then borrowed some naija
films (naija chicks like naija film die).
Of course, I had condoms under my mattress.
10:30am, Ella
called and asked for the direction to my crib.
I
gave all the details of the house and even told her
how old the house was. Lol.
She con laff like fried
fish head (ishi-azu). I con begin dey play cool R&B
songs…. meanwhile I Don already drink alomo mixed with big stout. Today na die!.
I just lay 4
bed dey expect Ella.
Next thing I heard a knock on the door. Thank God!
I do sign of the cross. As I open door I saw one
small boy wey be my neighbor pikin.
“U dey mad?!” I ask am with vex.
“Comon go play 4 gutter” I hiss, bang my door still
they wait 4 Ella.
5 minutes later, I hear another knock again. God
abeg I no won die of high BP oh, this person got to
be Ella abeg.
I opened the door and saw Ella, sexy as hell.
Jizos
christ of onitsha!! see bo’obs! If to say trumpet
blow that moment, I for no gree go heaven immediately oh, I go wait till I straff finish. lol.
This
girl na heaven on her own, my prick Don dey
salute since.
She gave me a smile and I said
“come in please”….
WATCH OUT FOR PART 3

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Romance / This Is A True Life Story By A NYSC Member… Read Below by safo99(m): 9:43am On Jan 19, 2016
This is a true life story by a NYSC member… Read below:
“I was posted to an eastern state. Those three
weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the worst three
weeks of my life. After camping, I got my PPA
posting and guess what, I was sent to a
government girls secondary school to do my
service!!!
I was beyond excited despite the location of the
school.
Dammie, d school dey 4 village but I no
care, I was just happy to be a king among women
(girls sha).
Next, I and three other coppers went to the school
to sign our acceptance letter.
Dammie, the principal come say she no want any coppers oh,
say coppers dey corrupt her girls too much.
Small
tin I for cry oh, why this woman won come turn my
wine to water na? Which kain devil be dis na?.
We
beg tire but d woman say we dey waste time say
her decision na final.
I then told the woman that I got a vision that God wants me to serve in that
school.
She look me laff come say among all of us, na me
she fear pass cuz her girls go pursue me.
Wow!!!
… I Don hang. But, “u look very gentle n
responsible” was her next comment.
I then gave her an innocent smile to cement her first mistake
(she wouldn’t believe I could f**k the assistant
principal).
After a little brain-washing by me (trust me na),
she accepted us and asked us to resume duty
next week Monday……
I arrived the school on Monday morning feeling fly
and ready for whatever.
I was offered a table in the
science lab which would serve as my office but I refused it cuz it was located at the junior
section
of the school.
Nawa oh, wetin I dey do for Junior
section when bad girls full senior section.
Abeg I
wan deal with mature girls jor.
Lucky me, I got transferred to the senior section to
teach ss1 and offered a table at an office close to
ss3 class.
Baba God, u too much!!. I walked into
the office meant for three staff and met a female
teacher who was busy and didn’t notice when I
walked in.
“Good morning madam” I said.
Then she looked up at me and replied “Copper,
Good morning.
You’re welcome”
Literally, my heart melted. I lost all my senses….
cuz sitting before me was the most beautiful
woman I’ve ever seen.
This woman eyes na die! Ebony skin, no make-up… even girls used to stare
at her.
Her name was Mrs venny. Also, I got to
discover that she also had the most beautiful heart
in the world.
She was married and approximately ten years
older than me but I still wished her husband would divorce her or drop dead … so that I
could marry
her.
We chatted about a few things and became
friends.
Twenty minutes later, the bell went off and it was
time for my first class. dammie, my heart dey beat
like Don jazzy song, I need to compose myself
well… no jonzing!.
I grabbed my materials and
headed to teach a class full of girls ……”
WATCH OUT FOR PART 2
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Phones / Tizen Powered Samsung Z3 Going To Europe by safo99(m): 7:46pm On Jan 14, 2016
With the demise of BlackBerry OS, Tizen is the official fourth horse in the two-horse smartphone OS race. Its flagship product, the Samsung Z3, has already launched in several markets and will soon travel west to more than 10 European markets. There's no info on which countries exactly will get it. In addition to the Old Continent, two other markets will get the Z3 – Russia and Indonesia. The phone costs INR 8,400 in India, the equivalent of €115, RUB 9,500 and IDR 1,736,000. The specs of the Samsung Z3 include a Super AMOLED screen (5" 720p), quad-core processor and an 8MP/720p camera.
Politics / Re: 2 Female Victims Of Zaria Clash Between The Army And Shitte Sect Revealed (Photo by safo99(m): 2:25pm On Jan 11, 2016
OVI75:
Rip to d murdered,on a second thought,if a man kills I'm the name of Allah Islam says he is entitled to 72 virgins BT notin is said abt d women wu kills in d name of Allah.
Entitled to 72 dicks in heaven..
Phones / Re: Please Help!!!! Poor Samsung Customer Service is Killing by safo99(m): 2:19pm On Jan 11, 2016
kolexepana:
6 months is small
Bros read wetin I write well o.. A year and 6 months
Phones / Re: Blackberry Moving Completely To Android In 2016.. by safo99(m): 5:32pm On Jan 10, 2016
Egbo lezz.. U said sometin like nokia buying all of symbian and samsung and co payin nokia per unit dey sold.. And nokia stylishly updating their fones bfor d sammy and co.. Is dat not wat google is doing today.. google has mobile fones today.. And dey always provide update for their fones bfor anyoda android fone.. Y is samsung htc lg etc not complaining.. Firefox os is already dead.. Same as sailfish os.. Non of this OS gained popularity as tizen.. Not even close.. Slowly tizen will spread from india and bangladesh to oda asia countries..
Phones / Re: Blackberry Moving Completely To Android In 2016.. by safo99(m): 1:08pm On Jan 10, 2016
I love sammy as a company so much.. Dey don't rely completely on oda companies to provide dem hardwares.. Samsung produce their screens(amoled) they produce their chipsets (exynos) they have their own camera department(isocell and britecell).. Their own OS(tizen).. Wen oda oems were complaining abt snapdragon 810..samsung simply left d 810 and used their soc and it was a success..only fell short of the apple A9 chipset..I love it dat they are not relyin fully on anybody and android...
Phones / Re: Blackberry Moving Completely To Android In 2016.. by safo99(m): 12:58pm On Jan 10, 2016
lezz:
Oh, Tizen will shrouded in doubt and then fail just like Bada did.

Samsung doesn't have the muscle or experience to pull off an operating system now that each operating systems rely on ecosystem to survive. That's one of the reasons Samsung's Bada OS failed spectacularly.

Don't forget Samsung doesn't even take credit for Tizen . you remember meego? It used to be Meamo or something --that joint project OS from Nokia and Intel that powered Nokia N9 and N900. That's the OS Samsung picked and dusted then tweaked a little and calls it Tizen.


In the world of competing OEM's, No one will trust an Operating system built by another OEM who will be competing with them on same market. It is one of the reasons S60 wasn't really trusted back in the days of Nokia's dominance.


We expect to see Tizen confined to Samsung gears and cameras at best.
To me o.. I feel tizen will continue to grow because d indians love it.. D samsung z1 was a huge success in india and bangladesh..das y dey overtook bb as d 4th largest os.. Developers nw are trooping in developing apps for d platform.. And u can see how tizen works flawlessly on d gear s2.. Samsung just released d z3 nw in india and bangladesh and a new version of tizen.. Let's watch and see d success d new device will bring
Family / Re: My Neighbour's Wife Peeps Through My Door, Should I Report To The Husband? by safo99(m): 12:44pm On Jan 10, 2016
virginchaser:

I expected a better illustration from you.
Why wud u expect it from me.. As for me dat is wat I wud do.. Cos av bin in a situation like dis bfor..and my illustration above was wat I did and d issue was resolved without getting her and her husband in2 chaos..
Nairaland / General / Re: Two Drivers Fighting On The Road At Sabo Market Ikorodu (Photos) by safo99(m): 10:56pm On Jan 09, 2016
ME: Hi cutie

HER: Hi

ME: I think You are cute

HER: Thank you

ME: can i go out with you on Friday ?

HER : What do you do for a living?..

ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that has possibility of high returns..

HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock exchange or Something like that?.

ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investment, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany just to mention a few..

HER : *smiling* OK, that explains your good looks all through!..
If only she knew I was talking abt nairabet..LOL
This country sha.. This country dey frustrate men.. Surprise say na small thing na make dem dey fight so o.. Cos of frustration dem wan use theirselves shine.. I still get hope for this country sha.. I rep naija.. BUT op u wicked sha instead of u to b a good citizen and tell d 2 gentle men to stop fighting.. U carry fone comeount snap dem..

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Crime / Re: Man Catches A Guy Who Duped Him 2years Ago Outside A Bank In Surulere &grabs Him by safo99(m): 11:10am On Jan 09, 2016
E don be for dat guy.. No b so d guy b plan dis new year o..
Business / Re: Do Not Fall For These Scam!!!! ( Screen Shots) by safo99(m): 11:07am On Jan 09, 2016
lovepraise:
cryWhy. Is it that they always make mention of access bank I also got thesame message recently and I almost call the number when my atm card refuses to pay me money in oceanic bank thank GOD I decided to use another bank to confirm if I need to really call them that was when my atm card payed me and I knew immediately that its scam
So if d oda bank u tried had not worked probably because of network issues.. U wud av called dem and u wud have fell for d scam,, u b JJC for naija?
Phones / Who Says Bb10 Is Dead by safo99(m): 10:46am On Jan 09, 2016
BlackBerry CEO John Chen has said that the company's BB 10 operating system is "far from" dead. He made the comment in a post on the company's official blog, where-in he also revealed that BB 10-powered phones such as Passport, Classic, and others will be getting security and privacy enhancements this year. "The coming version 10.3.3 will be certified for NIAP compliance, meaning it will have passed the strictest government-grade security tests, enabling us to further support our government and regulated customers who use BlackBerry 10 devices and demand the highest levels of security," he said in the blog post. "We are also planning a version 10.3.4 for later this year with even more security improvements." While we already know that BlackBerry will only be launching Android phones in 2016, Chen revealed that only one such device will be launched in 2016, adding that the company will be sharing its road-map at an appropriate time.
As far as BB will not release BB10 devices in 2016.. BB10 is dead
Family / Re: My Neighbour's Wife Peeps Through My Door, Should I Report To The Husband? by safo99(m): 9:34am On Jan 09, 2016
Because u are an engineer doesn't mean u can't write a sentence without grammatical errors, so don't use that as a yardstick.. As for d issue @ hand.. If it was me.. I will observe her a li2 more, if she doesn't change den I will confront her.. I wudnt want to take it up wit her husband yet, because it mite cause trouble.. mite even get evicted from d hux..cos she mite even lay allegations against me.. Observe a li2 more.. If she continues, confront her and ask her wats up.. Y is she peeping..

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Phones / Re: Blackberry Moving Completely To Android In 2016.. by safo99(m): 8:21am On Jan 09, 2016
Youngpo413:
that's what samsung normally do when microsoft upgrades their OS,"galaxies" are not only for the great android,the first samsung tab running windows was the galaxy Ativ during windows 8,then followed by galaxy Ativ 2,during windows 8.1,so this dead on arrival windows 10,samsung will surely try their luck too,even other OEMs,but at the end,all of them will still return to the great android....the only threat to the great Android is that fruity company and I believe with time,they too will pass,as for windows mobile,that one is dead already,what goes around comes around,they killed my lovely Nokia and hoping to live? That's a mission impossible! (Rogue Nation).
Ur great nokia shot itself in d foot by choosing windows ova android.. Das wat brot their downfall.. @ least dey tried their best to make d windows mobile gain attraction in d market.. Wit d likes of lumia 1020.. Dat camera sha.. But still dey cudnt just cope wit d way android was growing.. Same wit blackberry.. Blackberry wan form smart with BB10.. Wen dem see say market don leave dem dey tried portin android apps to bb 10 still yet e no make market grow.. Now they are going full android.. Even samsung OS recently over took bb as d 4th largest os..matter of time I Blv tizen will over take microsoft too.. Tizen is much like android..

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Romance / Re: What This Guy Posted On Facebook About Sex ( PHOTO ) by safo99(m): 8:02am On Jan 09, 2016
Lol.. Na so I dey lash one gurl o.. She cum say baby promise me u will pay my school fees.. I just dey say yes baby, yes baby,yes baby, yes baby,.. Afta lashing 2 days later.. D babe con show say wey d money a I promise her.. Na so I stand dey look her like cinema.., if I finish d gist eh una go pity me

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Business / Re: The Hypnosis Of The White Collar Slave by safo99(m): 7:42am On Jan 09, 2016
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Romance / Re: I Love Him (but He's Younger) by safo99(m): 11:16pm On Jan 08, 2016
I just pity ur kitty cat das all I have to say
Crime / Re: The Knife Doctors Removed From Cheek Of Woman Stabbed By Husband (Pics) by safo99(m): 11:05pm On Jan 08, 2016
All ya ladies bfor u settle down wit a man.. Pls study d dude very well.. Self control is very very important..make sure he's not a wolf in human form.. And ladies u guys shud take it easy, sometimes u guys can be very annoying.. Very provocative .. For where dis dey sha devil na saint.. Devil go give am kerosene and matches say mk e go create e own hell..

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Education / Re: Things Life Will Teach Every Guy When He Leaves Campus by safo99(m): 10:53pm On Jan 08, 2016
OP u are damn spot on.. When I was in school den I cooked up lies.. Excursion, textbooks,seminars etc.. Money was coming in.. I wasted all my funds on irrelevant stuffs.. I neva had d foresight.. I neva visioned life afta school.. Bros as I grad eh.. My eyes don clear die..it Was if as I was drunk eva since.. Money is not cuming again.. Hand dey meet me die..for all ya undergrads.. Who still has d previledge of getting li2 funds here and there.. Pls save and invest those funds properly.. Nor reason campus life o.. Trending fones.. Babes.. Na if u grad u go understand wats up.. Na there u go know say to survive for d country no b beans..

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Celebrities / Re: Phyno & Aubameyang Could Be Blood Brothers,Nigerians React On Twitter(Pics) by safo99(m): 10:26pm On Jan 08, 2016
Nigerians sha.. I see d li2 resemblance but its not striking.. Just there..

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Phones / Re: Blackberry Moving Completely To Android In 2016.. by safo99(m): 9:21pm On Jan 08, 2016
Youngpo413:
Very soon,microsoft will join then followed by the great "fruity"company,by 2020,they will be only one mobile OS which is ANDROID.
Baba I doubt if dat fruity company will eva join android o.. Pride is highly involved here bro.. And ios is growing each year so its gonna be really hard for such a move.. As for microsoft its highly possible, those ones na dead oem..hate dem wit passion
Phones / Re: Blackberry Moving Completely To Android In 2016.. by safo99(m): 9:19pm On Jan 08, 2016
mutvy:
I pray this move does not affect Blackberry Internet Service(B I S). E go pain me o.


Lol bad nigga
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Reveals What He Misses Most...(See) by safo99(m): 8:47pm On Jan 08, 2016
He can't board a regular danfo anymore nw.. Paparazi will b too much.. Na una media go still write.."IS PAUL OKOYE NW BROKE".. He won't b comfortable inside d bus as all eyes will b on him.. Dat kinda tin.. As someone said on the thread.. Probably das wat lagbaja was avoiding.. Das y he wore a mask all tru.. FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT

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NYSC / Re: Robbers Disguised As Policemen, Rape Corpers Along Kaduna-Abuja Highway by safo99(m): 6:05pm On Jan 08, 2016
Enuf of all this our innocent youth corpers being harmed all in d name of serving ur country.. Pls PMB make this scheme voluntary
Celebrities / Re: Ebube Nwagbo Hangsout With John Dumelo by safo99(m): 6:01pm On Jan 08, 2016
Sijo01:
Not all trash are fp worthy!
Damn I gave up on nairaland long ago.. All sorts of BS making FP...just imagine dis
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Crew Fly Firstclass To Niger For A Show by safo99(m): 5:58pm On Jan 08, 2016
Like serzly y is all dis piece of trash making FP..mehn I finally give up on nairaland
Crime / Re: Man Rapes Unconscious Teenage Girl At Boutique by safo99(m): 5:42pm On Jan 08, 2016
This story get as e b o.. D dude just enta shop just grab d gurl for throat and threw her to d floor.. Without them knowing each oda bfor, and funny enuf afta she is unconscious.. He had sex wit her in a shop, as in somewhere open, a place where anybody can walk in @ any tym.. To me o.. I feel there's more to this story.. But still on still mazi okere enjoy prison
Jokes Etc / The Diff Btw An American Fb Post Vs Naija Fb Post by safo99(m): 5:31pm On Jan 08, 2016
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST: ANGELA GRANT’S POST: - I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But I am also lusting after his older brother, what should I do folks? COMMENTS: William Hale: I think you need to talk to your husband about it because marriage is all about communication. Vanessa Drinkwater: Oh dear! I have been in your shoes before. I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married. Sophia Woods- Talk to you husband and ask him to do the things you find attractive in his brother. That ought to save the marriage. Tracy Bamby: Awwwww love….Get yourself a nice cuppa tea… it’ll sooth away that burning ache you feel for his brother…oh and don’t forget to watch Oprah later…*huggz hun* NOW CHECK OUT THE NIGERIAN POST RAMAOTU IDEMUDIA’S POST: I live with my husband and two daughters...anytime my brother in-law comes to visit, I feel the urge to be with him instead. I need advice please. COMMENTS Titilayo Kurukere: Ashawo !…no wonder you can’t even give the poor man a son…so so daughters *mtcheew* Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi leleyi, your brother in-law ke Amaka Ede: You are a disgrace to your family and all women. May his tin get stuck in ur tin, JEZEBEL! Bornboy The Bigboy: You are just too cute. I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC…please add me so that I can take care of you when my containers arrive from high and low seas…bebi leave ya husband lemme show you the life! Mohamadu Bello: This is all President GEJ’s fault Ekaite Akpan: @ Mohamadu, YOU ARE MAD...IT IS BUHARI’S FAULT… YOU HE-GOAT! In fact, I don’t even know why I am toking to you sef…..ILLITERATE! Mr Smith (Confused American on the friends list): Huh? Student: Has ASUU strike been called off? Prophet paul: The bible says in ‘fallopian’ chapter 2 verse tatee… thou shall not look at ya husband’s brothers with lust. Repent my sister. Aminu Megida: May Allah forgive u Aishatu Yaya: It’s not ya fault….shey, is the man that decided to put ring on ya finger…. there are plenty good women around but he decided to choose you…uselessojuk okoro. Adebiyi Ojo: Abeg, is anyone coming to London?….I need someone to bring me some crayfish, its urgent. Patrick Obahiagbon: The enormity of this crinkun crankun will bring about Armageddonrial end to the fiscal polistikum edificacy of the I do…. I don’t of the marriage.

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