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Part 5
“Before I left for the VP’s office, I told Mrs venny that I
was going to see the VP. I and Mrs. venny shared
everything, we were really good friends but I didn’t hint
her that the VP might want to flirt with me (I dey mad!?)
cuz she would advice me against it. Mrs venny was like a
combination of holy Mary’s heart and Mona Lisa’s body. I
had great love for this woman and she cared about me
too.
Till this day, I still haven’t seen a woman that matches
her uniqueness. even on some of my duty-free days, I
would go to school just to see Mrs venny: talk with her,
stare at her brown eyes, watch her smile n make her
laugh. Damn!!! Mrs venny was probably the best part of
my service year.
*Back to the VP*
I knocked at the VP’s door. She asked me to come in. I
came in. She shut the door behind me.
“Corper what will you take?”
“Nothing ma”
“No, you must take maltina, or do you take beer?”
“No I don’t take beer”
(Big lie, me wey drink beer like fish)
“Quiet people like you are very bad”
Then we laughed (I laff fake laff jor). My mind they
wonder wetin this woman won do. As I dey sip my malt,
she gave me her phone to open Facebook for her. As I
dey process the registration, she come sit on the table
facing me. Omoh, this woman get big nyash and
bo’obs, I even dey wonder how her assets still dey
intact inspite of her age.
As she sidon, she open her legs they look as i dey type
for her phone… and could inside her thighs. Omoh, my
mind begin dey beat. Wetin dey happen?. After some
time, she stand up come my back come carry her big
bre’asts put for my neck, place her hands around my
chest. Omoh, my heart dey beat, confusion full my
head… u sure say principal no send this woman to set
me up? Then She asked:
“How far have you gone”
“Almost through ma, remaining to upload your profile
picture”
Omoh, as I come enter her picture gallery to select
photo, my head scatter!! This woman get nak’ed
pictures wey she dey sample her to’to, big nyash and
big brea’sts. Jizos christ of onitsha!! I Don jam today.
She looked as I was going through them, smiled from
behind and said:
“Do you like my pictures?”
Omoh, my voice seize I no fit talk.
She con say “youth of nowadays, all you know is s*x”
I said “s*x is sweet ma” honestly, I couldn’t believe
what I just said.
She laughed “see your mouth, bad boy”.
Next thing she said “I Love Intimacy but…”
She stopped there (she sighted my kicking di-ck!). I
Don fall hand?. abegi which person prick no go stand
when e see kain woman nyash?
“Can u satisfy me?”
I smile like pope john Paul.
“Of course ma”
She stood, removed her shirt, hung it. I could see her
breas’ts through her white bra. Then asked me to
squeeze her brea’sts. She lay on her office table. I
removed one, kissed around it, licked around the nipp’le
and started to suck it like a new born baby, meanwhile
my other hand was deep down in her skirt, caressing
her puss’y with her pants still on. Omoh, her to’to lips
fat wella. my prick wan bust!
She relaxed, closed her eyes and said “where did you
learn to do this”. I removed my mouth from her brea’sts
for a minute and said “it’s my talent ma. It’s the only
talent God gave me”. She laugh sotay she nearly fall
from table. Then we heard a knock on the door.
We heard a female voice say “madam, please I want to
collect 4 packets of chalk”
I Don die! No where to hide in here!!. And there was
another problem, it was past break time and I missed a
class I was supposed to teach (omoh, big brea’sts dey
make time fly oh). The principal was looking
everywhere for me…..
Mrs Ann jumped down from the table, hurriedly wore
her shirt and adjusted her skirt. I arranged the sits and
acted like I was typing something on her dell laptop.
The teacher came in collected the packets of chalk and
walked out. We greeted. I couldn’t tell if there was any
form of suspicion from the teacher… I hoped none.
After the teacher left, the VP made a joke about me
spoiling her and asked me to go back to my office. I
went to the principal’s office first to give a fake excuse
about why I missed my class.
Lucky me, she was always easy on me, calls me a quiet
and responsible young man (big mistake!).
I had Ella’s class later that day but she acted super
normal, not even an eye contact. Omoh, u gaz dey fear
naija girls I swear.
When school was over, I took a keke napep going to
town and incidentally met the VP.
“Corper, where are going to?”
“Ma, I’m going to buy a few things I need”
“Things like what?”
“Numerous things ma”
I come laff (Fake laff as usual)
“Are you sure you are not going to see one of your
girlfriends?”
“No, I don’t have time for girls”
If I hear say I no love girls … girls are the next best
thing after money.
She asked about where I live and told me that she’d
love to visit me sometime. No wahala!.
She paid our t-fare and got down.
Weeks went by but there was never a right time for the
VP to visit me. She was always nice to me (even before
that adventure in her office) Meanwhile, I bin dey carry
other student girls dey pass time (relax, Tori dey
come).
One Friday morning, she walked into my office. I forgot
to mention that Mrs venny was her very good friend. Big
irony right? Yes. Na that time I kon realize say birds of
thesame feather no dey always flock together oh.
“David, will you travel this weekend?”
“No ma”
“Then you should come and spend the weekend at my
place na”
Chai! Why this woman won cast me in front of Mrs
Venny na?
Mrs venny come look me one suspicious look. Oh, I
hope I don’t disappoint her.
“Ok ma. I don’t know your address oh”
Shaparly, she write down her address and 2 phone
numbers give me.
For some reason, I and Mrs venny didn’t speak about it,
things were still normal between us sha.
Saturday morning came. I got a call from one hot ss2
girl saying she wanted to come over. Abegi, I tell her
say I no dey town. Make I save my strength for better
thing jor.
I called the VP:
“Hello ma. It’s David”
“Hey, Corper. Are you still coming?”
“Yes ma”
“when?”
“Errmm, around 1pm”
“Ok, I will be expecting you oh”
“alright”
I cut call. Check time: na 10:30 am. I made indomie,
got high on alcohol, started playing deep rap songs
(how I love hip-hop!) till I slept off. I woke up around
1:30 pm. I Jumped up, saw two missed calls from Mrs
Ann.
I dress, tidy up myself as a homeboy wey surji, begin
dey go VP crib….
Jizos! I no even know whether she get husband and
pikin…
One mind say make I call Mrs Venny ask am, the other
mind say no! Na casting.
When I reach the bridge, I go cross am…..
WATCH OUT PART 6 |
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My Sex Service To My Principal And Students - NYSC MEMBER (Part 4) “I obey like small pikin, closed my eyes dey wait (hope say this girl no wan use knife cut off my tin oh, cuz naija girls can be funny at times). omoh, next thing I felt was a soft kiss on my forehead down to my lips, neck, chest , stomach (I dey pray make she no stop) then she pulled out my di-ck and stroked it then started sucking it ike a vacuum cleaner… slowly. very good bad girl. haha. she would suck it dry, spit on it and suck it dry, then occasionally licked the tip of my di-ck with her wet tongue (omoh, I dey jerk every time she do am… i bin try to control myself but no way). then I excused myself and entered the bathroom (I no wan release yet abeg)… I drank the remaining mixture of alomo & stout I hid there. after that, I took one mint to freshen my breath. I went back in and met Ella stack Unclad on bed, sexy as ever. I started caressing her thighs, telling her how sexy she was and how lucky I was to have her. she loved the things I was saying, I could see it in her stare. Then I started kissing her inner thighs up to her pus’sy region but I didn’t kiss her there yet. I focused on her thighs for a while then slowly went up and flicked her cli-t with the tip of my lips… I started licking her cli-t slowly, sucking it, spelling letters with my tongue on it. occasionally I would deep my tongue into it and slowly flick it out (rubbing my tongue on the cli-t as it comes out). all the while I could tell that she in heaven cuz she moaning like ‘awwww’ ‘uhmmmm’ n sometimes sobbing (like person wey won cry) positioning my head in a “don’t stop” manner. I then placed one of my hands on her bo’obs, smooching it and gently squeezing her nipp’le. I focused my tongue on the her cli’t… sucking and flickering it while I dipped my other hand’s middle finger in her pu-ssy. I started fingerings her, I was making the ‘come here’ sign with my finger (palm facing up) this was magic, I could feel me rubbing the center of gravity. occasionally, I kept making circular movements with my finger. I did all these task at the same damn time!. omoh, e come be like fight oh… Ella kept moaning, jerking, moving up and down the bed, as she dey move I dey follow am go any angle. lol. around 5minutes I stopped cuz I knew she was gonna cum any moment, that would weaken her and make the straffing dull. I pulled out a condo’m and wore it on my erect dick. she lay flat on her stomach, I placed a pillow under her lower stomach (so that the coochie go position well from behind). I flicked my di-ck around her Kitty-Cat for a while then said “please start na” then I slowly slided my di:Ck into her wet puss’y. it was tight and warm. slowly, I was banging her, then I started increasing my pace. Ella was moaning and saying “I must marry you” see this girl sha, you Don dey mad abi? lol. I continued for about 7minutes then I grabbed her waist up (canine style). I banged for like 10minutes then switched to scissors style. I kept banging and switching positions till I ejaculated at the 31st minute (yes, I dey calculate my rounds) doing missionary style (with a pillow under her waist). she still held my waist and said “continue please” I said “I’m tired” she said “use your finger like u do please”. I started to finger her dripping wet puss-y and sucking her Tip till she released some shiny fluid. then she lay motionless and tired. I looked her in the eyes, smiled at me and she said “thank you”. of course! thank me!!. we slept Unclad, woke up later, relaxed and chatted till around 6:30 pm. then I told her to start going so her parents wouldn’t look for her. it was getting dark already. she looked at me and “does it look like I’m going home today?” omoh, na so we do vigil till Sunday morning oh. later, this sexcapade nearly ruined me. *fast forward to a few weeks later* one early Wednesday morning, I was sitting in office trying to compose a lesson note on a topic I was supposed to teach that morning. the students were on assembly ground while the vice principal (VP) was going round on staff rooms & class inspection. her name was Mrs ann (not real name). she was a fair, big a$$ woman probably somewhere around 45-50 years old (age is nothing but a number right?). she walked into my office and I greeted her: “good morning ma” “good morning Corper, you came early today” “ma, I needed to do an important task” “ok. you are Ibo abi” “yes ma” bla bla bla *chat continued* “Corper, I like your shirt. will you buy one for me?” (nothing special about the shirt jor) “yes. I will” she kon laugh me say I dey lie. Corper wey dey manage. why this woman they fall my hands na?. then she said: “this thing they call Facebook, can I use it on my phone. (yes, her phone was a nice android.) “yes ma” “ok, come to my office whenever u are free so that you will teach me” “alright madam” 11:30am, the bell rang. break time. I stood up and headed for the VP’s office …… WATCH OUT FOR PART 5 |
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Part 3
“Ella walked in, I shut the door and she sat on my bed
watching a naija movie I arranged for. We chatted for a
minutes then i lay behind her and joined her in watching
the movie. She seemed interested in the movie sha (no
mind naija girls Jare, if u follow their words. and action, u
no go succeed to Straff dem oh).
My mind no even dey d film sef I just plan how to
executive my mission.
Then I began my usual technique by holding palms with
her and gently caressing her palm. Most times, a girl
who’s ready would get the message and unconsciously
caress your palm too or adjust to a position where you
can have access to her intimate zones.
Omoh, Ella no respond in any way… chai, I Don enter
one chance.
But I remember all d praise wey girls dey give me (lord
of s*x) so I comport myself and re-strategize. Then I
started playing with her necklace, telling her how
perfect I thought she was and how I love to hug people I
love. All na packaging jor, i just dey wan use style
smooch her. She just turned, looked at me and smiled.
That smile be like “I don’t believe you, you wanna touch
my body” then I gave her a hug from behind, placing my
arms slightly around her upper stomach, right under her
bo’obs. I could feel the sensation of her bo’obs on my
arms. Omoh, thank God say God create women oh, if
not the world for be “big nonsense”.
Then I started smooching her stomach gently, moving
slowly to the side of her brea’sts, using my palms and
fingers to caress her. Omoh, Ella just pretend like say
she no send me, still dey watch the movie. She was
putting on a skimpy top and a light bra inside. I made a
slow “O” movement with my middle fingers around her
Tips, then squeezed her Tips as gently as possible.
Then she jerked as I squeeze them. Viola!! She Don
respond! Then I moved to a kneeling position behind
her, I started kissing the sides of her neck while doing
my magic with my fingers.
I could feel her heart-beat increase and her breathing
became more intense. This went on for about 4
minutes. Now or never!. I stopped kissing neck region,
moved close to her ears and whispered “l wanna take
your top off”. She no talk anything. Brothers, girls no
like guys wey dey always seek permission oh, just
study her action/reactions and do what u feel is right.
So I started to pull her shirt off slowly, I took it off!. I
still left her bra on, damn! Her bra couldn’t contain her
bo’obs. I started kissing her neck again, down to her
spine and back. Then I unbuttoned her bra and removed
them slowly. Jizos see bo’obs! I still couldn’t believe I
had Ella’s bo’obs in my room. So dreams come true?.
She come lie down for bed, facing up looking at me.
Then she said “this is why you invited me abi?” I said
“no, I really like you and I love spending time with you”.
I whine am small. She believe me, I bent over and
started kissing her (omoh, her lips soft like agege
bread), she held the back of my head and was kissing
me too. All the while, I was caressing her bo’obs and
Tips with one hand. I stopped kissing her lips. I very
slowly, started kissing her down: neck, chest, stomach,
ribs, belly-button. Omoh, every kiss I placed on her
gave her some chills. I Neva kiss her bo’obs yet
(keeping the best for the last).
Then I come grab her huge bo’obs, omoh my hand no
fit carry am well sef. I kissed her bo’obs, started
making circular movements with my tongue around her
Tips. She was jerking. Then I placed my full lips around
her bo’obs and sucked gently, She made an “uohhh”
sound. Viola!! First moan!. my other hand was
smooching her other brea’st and gently squeezing her
Tips She come dey rub my head as I dey suck her.
After like 1 minute, I stopped n looked at her. Omoh,
she grab my head back to her nipp’les and said “you
better don’t stop oh”. so this girl like this thing she
come they form king-kong since. Omoh, I come
continue oh switching brea’sts and doing magic with
my fingers.
Occasionally, I would stop and kiss her all over her
body again. Ella was moaning when I was sucking,
sotay I come start to play blues to cover the noise.
Then she took my middle finger in lips and starting
sucking it. Wetin this girl they do sef?. Then I made the
next big move… (she was putting on Jean trousers-
why this girl wear this kind protection come na?) I
smooched her crouch region with my fingers reached
for her zippers. Then she grabbed my hand.
As she grabbed my hand, I stopped sucking and looked
at her with an innocent face (like 2months old pikin wey
him mama loss) as if to say “wetin happen na?”. As if
she read my mind, she said “what do you think you are
doing?” damn! my standing di-ck just deflated and I just
slumped beside her on the bed, no response. then she
started raining me with questions like:
“so this is how use girls and dump them abi?”
“how many of my classmates have u slept with?”
“is this love or lust”
na today? trust me na, I gave her d best possible
responses n told her that se-x would bind us together.
omoh, I whine am tire, she just dey smile dey look me.
baddest Guy ever liveth, I come reach for her zippers
again feeling say I Don win her heart. omoh, as I touch
her crouch area to open zip, she grabbed my hand
saying “your plan shall not work oh, you want to use
me and dump me abi?”
omoh, I started another round of brain-washing but Ella
still no gree me unzip her local government oh. chai! I
Don Bleep up… like say I know I for invite nneka
(another big bo’obs girl wey call me that morning say
she wan see me).
how 1 girl go dey use me play like dis na? when more
than 100 students dey willing to Bleep me. I come free
her, lie down face ceiling dey think about my life. she
ask me why I quiet, i say “nothing” she ask whether I
dey vex I say “no , why should I be angry na. s*x or no
s*x, you’re still special to me”. (big lie, I dey vex die
.lol.) na wisdom I use cuz it’s good to tell girls what
they wanna hear.
she smiled, continued watching TV. there was silence.
then she said she wants to rest on my chest. God I
thank u oh! omoh she rested her face n bo’obs on my
chest… I bet she could feel my heart beating like bass
drums. her bo’obs on my bare chest… pure extacy!. I
dey look TV but my brain couldn’t comprehend
anything. lol. she asked why my heart was beating, I
said I had high BP, she laughed. there was silence
again then my di-ck started kicking . she placed her
hands on my dic-k and said “so u Don plan to kill me
today abi?” I said “no, my di-ck always kicks when am
with someone I love”.
she laughed again saying I was funny. really?.
then she stood up, bo’obs big n erect and asked me to
close my eyes…
WATCH OUT FOR PART 4
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Omoh, as I enter d class, d girls come dey shout like say dem see jay-z. I come shout 4 dem say make them shut up! Dem dey mad?. Everybody come quiet and all eyes come dey on me, I come forget wetin I plan to talk sef. Anyhow sha, I introduced myself and my subject. These girls were glad to have me… and I was glad to be here with them as the only male copper in the school. I be like tuface to them. As I dey teach, I discover say most of them na confirm olodo. Them no sabi anything but i later discover say them intelligent 4 bed and them bad to the bone. Some minutes into the lesson, I asked the class a question but no one answered. Then, a girl stood up and gave me the answer. Her name was Ella. Ella had an average face and Bottom but she had big bosoms. I come notice say these girls dey lift their skirts for me to see their pants. Chai! See fresh temptation. Omoh, my prick come dey rise small small so I come go Siddon 4 one sit to cover-up. All the while, I noticed that some of these girls had their eyes on me. I be fine boy small na. Particularly, a pair of eyes caught my attention. Guess who? Omoh, Ella dey look me!! As She dey look me 4 eye, I dey look her huge bosom-s…. Fantasizing about sucking them. After the class, I asked them if they had any questions. They said yes and started asking questions like “do you have a girlfriend?” “Can you speak Ibo?”. Haha! Una Don enter one chance this year. I just waved them off, smiled and went back to my office…. still fantasizing about Ella. I walked into my office, greeted Mrs venny and sat down and rested my head on my table to relax (oh, how I love to see this lady). Some minutes later, I heard a female voice say “sir, please can I borrow your text book? ” I looked up and saw two pair of huge bosom-s pointing at me. You guessed right ….. it was Ella…. I handed over the text book to Ella. She took it to class and promised to return it. I no know whether she really need that book, abi she just won use style give me green light?. I just respected myself and kept acting normal around her. days past, I no see more green lights again oh! Abi Ella no like me again? God abeg oh. Two weeks later was Valentine’s day and behold I had so many gifts that I couldn’t remember some girls who gave me gifts. One girl walked into my office with a love shaped gift with an inscription that said I LOVE YOU and said “sir, this is a val gift from Ella”. I sent for her, we chatted then I asked for her number. After school, she came to say bye and I promised to call her at night. At night, I dialled her number:- “Hi, it’s Dammie” “Hi” “How are you doing?” “I’m fine, and you” “Fine. I like you” *silence* “Can I see you tomorrow?” “I don’t know oh. I don’t visit strangers” Omoh, d girl say I resemble player, I come convince Ella say I like her die, say I no be bad Guy. But I didn’t beg her…. I can’t beg a girl for anything. Attraction is the key … if a girl is attracted to you, you no need all those “ten ways to get a girl” lecture. rubbish!. I come tell her say if she no fit come tomorrow, I no go ever invite her again. I cut call. 30 seconds Later, she call me back and asked me when I want her to come … I just tell am 11a.m. girls love guys that make the rules. Trust me, I know. hurray!!!! Ella and her huge bosoms are coming to my house. Next day was Saturday, the d-day. I arranged my room, sprayed my body spray in the room (I no get air freshner… who needs air Freshner when jona is president? Lol.) I took my bath, put on clean boxers and a black polo then borrowed some naija films (naija chicks like naija film die). Of course, I had condoms under my mattress. 10:30am, Ella called and asked for the direction to my crib. I gave all the details of the house and even told her how old the house was. Lol. She con laff like fried fish head (ishi-azu). I con begin dey play cool R&B songs…. meanwhile I Don already drink alomo mixed with big stout. Today na die!. I just lay 4 bed dey expect Ella. Next thing I heard a knock on the door. Thank God! I do sign of the cross. As I open door I saw one small boy wey be my neighbor pikin. “U dey mad?!” I ask am with vex. “Comon go play 4 gutter” I hiss, bang my door still they wait 4 Ella. 5 minutes later, I hear another knock again. God abeg I no won die of high BP oh, this person got to be Ella abeg. I opened the door and saw Ella, sexy as hell. Jizos christ of onitsha!! see bo’obs! If to say trumpet blow that moment, I for no gree go heaven immediately oh, I go wait till I straff finish. lol. This girl na heaven on her own, my prick Don dey salute since. She gave me a smile and I said “come in please”…. WATCH OUT FOR PART 3 3 Likes 1 Share |
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This is a true life story by a NYSC member… Read below: “I was posted to an eastern state. Those three weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the worst three weeks of my life. After camping, I got my PPA posting and guess what, I was sent to a government girls secondary school to do my service!!! I was beyond excited despite the location of the school. Dammie, d school dey 4 village but I no care, I was just happy to be a king among women (girls sha). Next, I and three other coppers went to the school to sign our acceptance letter. Dammie, the principal come say she no want any coppers oh, say coppers dey corrupt her girls too much. Small tin I for cry oh, why this woman won come turn my wine to water na? Which kain devil be dis na?. We beg tire but d woman say we dey waste time say her decision na final. I then told the woman that I got a vision that God wants me to serve in that school. She look me laff come say among all of us, na me she fear pass cuz her girls go pursue me. Wow!!! … I Don hang. But, “u look very gentle n responsible” was her next comment. I then gave her an innocent smile to cement her first mistake (she wouldn’t believe I could f**k the assistant principal). After a little brain-washing by me (trust me na), she accepted us and asked us to resume duty next week Monday…… I arrived the school on Monday morning feeling fly and ready for whatever. I was offered a table in the science lab which would serve as my office but I refused it cuz it was located at the junior section of the school. Nawa oh, wetin I dey do for Junior section when bad girls full senior section. Abeg I wan deal with mature girls jor. Lucky me, I got transferred to the senior section to teach ss1 and offered a table at an office close to ss3 class. Baba God, u too much!!. I walked into the office meant for three staff and met a female teacher who was busy and didn’t notice when I walked in. “Good morning madam” I said. Then she looked up at me and replied “Copper, Good morning. You’re welcome” Literally, my heart melted. I lost all my senses…. cuz sitting before me was the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. This woman eyes na die! Ebony skin, no make-up… even girls used to stare at her. Her name was Mrs venny. Also, I got to discover that she also had the most beautiful heart in the world. She was married and approximately ten years older than me but I still wished her husband would divorce her or drop dead … so that I could marry her. We chatted about a few things and became friends. Twenty minutes later, the bell went off and it was time for my first class. dammie, my heart dey beat like Don jazzy song, I need to compose myself well… no jonzing!. I grabbed my materials and headed to teach a class full of girls ……” WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 If u guys want me part 2.. Like d story 18 Likes 1 Share |
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With the demise of BlackBerry OS, Tizen is the official
fourth horse in the two-horse smartphone OS race.
Its flagship product, the Samsung Z3, has already
launched in several markets and will soon travel west
to more than 10 European markets.
There's no info on which countries exactly will get it.
In addition to the Old Continent, two other markets
will get the Z3 – Russia and Indonesia.
The phone costs INR 8,400 in India, the equivalent of
€115, RUB 9,500 and IDR 1,736,000. The specs of the
Samsung Z3 include a Super AMOLED screen (5"
720p), quad-core processor and an 8MP/720p
camera. |
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OVI75:Entitled to 72 dicks in heaven.. |
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kolexepana:Bros read wetin I write well o.. A year and 6 months |
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Egbo lezz.. U said sometin like nokia buying all of symbian and samsung and co payin nokia per unit dey sold.. And nokia stylishly updating their fones bfor d sammy and co.. Is dat not wat google is doing today.. google has mobile fones today.. And dey always provide update for their fones bfor anyoda android fone.. Y is samsung htc lg etc not complaining.. Firefox os is already dead.. Same as sailfish os.. Non of this OS gained popularity as tizen.. Not even close.. Slowly tizen will spread from india and bangladesh to oda asia countries.. |
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I love sammy as a company so much.. Dey don't rely completely on oda companies to provide dem hardwares.. Samsung produce their screens(amoled) they produce their chipsets (exynos) they have their own camera department(isocell and britecell).. Their own OS(tizen).. Wen oda oems were complaining abt snapdragon 810..samsung simply left d 810 and used their soc and it was a success..only fell short of the apple A9 chipset..I love it dat they are not relyin fully on anybody and android... |
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lezz:To me o.. I feel tizen will continue to grow because d indians love it.. D samsung z1 was a huge success in india and bangladesh..das y dey overtook bb as d 4th largest os.. Developers nw are trooping in developing apps for d platform.. And u can see how tizen works flawlessly on d gear s2.. Samsung just released d z3 nw in india and bangladesh and a new version of tizen.. Let's watch and see d success d new device will bring |
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virginchaser:Why wud u expect it from me.. As for me dat is wat I wud do.. Cos av bin in a situation like dis bfor..and my illustration above was wat I did and d issue was resolved without getting her and her husband in2 chaos.. |
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ME: Hi cutie HER: Hi ME: I think You are cute HER: Thank you ME: can i go out with you on Friday ? HER : What do you do for a living?.. ME: I analyse and invest in risky business opportunities that has possibility of high returns.. HER : Wow, that's amazing..so like stock exchange or Something like that?. ME: Bigger than that, I deal with international investment, analyzing and investing in business opportunities around England, Spain, Germany just to mention a few.. HER : *smiling* OK, that explains your good looks all through!.. If only she knew I was talking abt nairabet..LOL This country sha.. This country dey frustrate men.. Surprise say na small thing na make dem dey fight so o.. Cos of frustration dem wan use theirselves shine.. I still get hope for this country sha.. I rep naija.. BUT op u wicked sha instead of u to b a good citizen and tell d 2 gentle men to stop fighting.. U carry fone comeount snap dem.. 2 Likes |
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E don be for dat guy.. No b so d guy b plan dis new year o.. |
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lovepraise:So if d oda bank u tried had not worked probably because of network issues.. U wud av called dem and u wud have fell for d scam,, u b JJC for naija? |
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BlackBerry CEO John Chen has said that the
company's BB 10 operating system is "far from"
dead. He made the comment in a post on the
company's official blog, where-in he also revealed
that BB 10-powered phones such as Passport,
Classic, and others will be getting security and
privacy enhancements this year.
"The coming version 10.3.3 will be certified for NIAP
compliance, meaning it will have passed the strictest
government-grade security tests, enabling us to
further support our government and regulated
customers who use BlackBerry 10 devices and
demand the highest levels of security," he said in the
blog post.
"We are also planning a version 10.3.4 for later this
year with even more security improvements."
While we already know that BlackBerry will only be
launching Android phones in 2016, Chen revealed
that only one such device will be launched in 2016,
adding that the company will be sharing its road-map
at an appropriate time. As far as BB will not release BB10 devices in 2016.. BB10 is dead |
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Because u are an engineer doesn't mean u can't write a sentence without grammatical errors, so don't use that as a yardstick.. As for d issue @ hand.. If it was me.. I will observe her a li2 more, if she doesn't change den I will confront her.. I wudnt want to take it up wit her husband yet, because it mite cause trouble.. mite even get evicted from d hux..cos she mite even lay allegations against me.. Observe a li2 more.. If she continues, confront her and ask her wats up.. Y is she peeping.. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
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Youngpo413:Ur great nokia shot itself in d foot by choosing windows ova android.. Das wat brot their downfall.. @ least dey tried their best to make d windows mobile gain attraction in d market.. Wit d likes of lumia 1020.. Dat camera sha.. But still dey cudnt just cope wit d way android was growing.. Same wit blackberry.. Blackberry wan form smart with BB10.. Wen dem see say market don leave dem dey tried portin android apps to bb 10 still yet e no make market grow.. Now they are going full android.. Even samsung OS recently over took bb as d 4th largest os..matter of time I Blv tizen will over take microsoft too.. Tizen is much like android.. 2 Likes |
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Lol.. Na so I dey lash one gurl o.. She cum say baby promise me u will pay my school fees.. I just dey say yes baby, yes baby,yes baby, yes baby,.. Afta lashing 2 days later.. D babe con show say wey d money a I promise her.. Na so I stand dey look her like cinema.., if I finish d gist eh una go pity me 1 Like |
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I just pity ur kitty cat das all I have to say |
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All ya ladies bfor u settle down wit a man.. Pls study d dude very well.. Self control is very very important..make sure he's not a wolf in human form.. And ladies u guys shud take it easy, sometimes u guys can be very annoying.. Very provocative .. For where dis dey sha devil na saint.. Devil go give am kerosene and matches say mk e go create e own hell.. 2 Likes |
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OP u are damn spot on.. When I was in school den I cooked up lies.. Excursion, textbooks,seminars etc.. Money was coming in.. I wasted all my funds on irrelevant stuffs.. I neva had d foresight.. I neva visioned life afta school.. Bros as I grad eh.. My eyes don clear die..it Was if as I was drunk eva since.. Money is not cuming again.. Hand dey meet me die..for all ya undergrads.. Who still has d previledge of getting li2 funds here and there.. Pls save and invest those funds properly.. Nor reason campus life o.. Trending fones.. Babes.. Na if u grad u go understand wats up.. Na there u go know say to survive for d country no b beans.. 23 Likes 2 Shares |
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Nigerians sha.. I see d li2 resemblance but its not striking.. Just there.. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
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Youngpo413:Baba I doubt if dat fruity company will eva join android o.. Pride is highly involved here bro.. And ios is growing each year so its gonna be really hard for such a move.. As for microsoft its highly possible, those ones na dead oem..hate dem wit passion |
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mutvy:Lol bad nigga |
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He can't board a regular danfo anymore nw.. Paparazi will b too much.. Na una media go still write.."IS PAUL OKOYE NW BROKE".. He won't b comfortable inside d bus as all eyes will b on him.. Dat kinda tin.. As someone said on the thread.. Probably das wat lagbaja was avoiding.. Das y he wore a mask all tru.. FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT 33 Likes 2 Shares |
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Enuf of all this our innocent youth corpers being harmed all in d name of serving ur country.. Pls PMB make this scheme voluntary |
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Sijo01:Damn I gave up on nairaland long ago.. All sorts of BS making FP...just imagine dis |
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Like serzly y is all dis piece of trash making FP..mehn I finally give up on nairaland |
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This story get as e b o.. D dude just enta shop just grab d gurl for throat and threw her to d floor.. Without them knowing each oda bfor, and funny enuf afta she is unconscious.. He had sex wit her in a shop, as in somewhere open, a place where anybody can walk in @ any tym.. To me o.. I feel there's more to this story.. But still on still mazi okere enjoy prison |
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN
AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A
NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST
AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST:
ANGELA GRANT’S POST: - I love my
husband so much and I can do
anything to please him. But I am
also lusting after his older
brother, what should I do folks?
COMMENTS:
William Hale: I think you need to
talk to your husband about it
because marriage is all about
communication.
Vanessa Drinkwater: Oh dear! I
have been in your shoes before. I
had to wake up and face the fact
that I am married.
Sophia Woods- Talk to you
husband and ask him to do the
things you find attractive in his
brother. That ought to save the
marriage.
Tracy Bamby: Awwwww
love….Get yourself a nice cuppa
tea… it’ll sooth away that burning
ache you feel for his brother…oh
and don’t forget to watch Oprah
later…*huggz hun*
NOW CHECK OUT THE NIGERIAN
POST
RAMAOTU IDEMUDIA’S POST: I live
with my husband and two
daughters...anytime my brother
in-law comes to visit, I feel the
urge to be with him instead. I
need advice please.
COMMENTS
Titilayo Kurukere: Ashawo !…no
wonder you can’t even give the
poor man a son…so so
daughters *mtcheew*
Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi
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