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PoliticsRe: Jonathan Wins In Bayelsa by Sagamite(m): 3:01pm On Mar 31, 2015
anonimi:
Try another story.

Keep making yourself eternal slave to others- your choice.

Enjoy!
You are a fuuktard!

You are the slave to stupidity and it is your choice.
PoliticsRe: #official Countdown To Otuoke 2015 by Sagamite(m): 2:03pm On Mar 31, 2015
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 1:57pm On Mar 31, 2015
Gbawe:
Some of these guys are so annoying and backwards that I can only blame lack of exposure to what good governance should be for the ridiculous things that comes out of their mouth. So it is "the good intentions" GEJ has for Nigeria that made him happy to watch over 15,000.00 Nigerians murdered by Boko Haram only to then start a desperate and vote-seeking military initiative against the terror group after postponing an election he was on course to lose? Imagine speaking in defence of such a cynical and callous President who would have been impeached a long time ago in most nations of the world?
Also lack of good quality pedagogical diet and balanced diet to create nourishment for the brain.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 1:55pm On Mar 31, 2015
meforyou1:
you are basstard son of a drunkard.
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

I think you speak about yourself there. I am sure you father drinks as much as GEJ who only woke up from his drunken slumber 3 months before elections and now wanted to act Presidential by visiting everywhere and everything.

A fuuktard that wants to be ruled by a fuuktard. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 1:43pm On Mar 31, 2015
splendinho:
If only elder Orubebe had waited awhile, he wouldn't have tarnished his family name. See na, INEC didn't cancel Rivers polls
Trust me, as a typical Nigeria, the cretin would say it was his theatericals that made them announce it. That before they had chosen to cancel the elections but because he "acted" that was what made Jega change his mind at the last minute.

Typical Nigerians would make moronic statements to save face.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 1:39pm On Mar 31, 2015
tgbaba:
I find it very difficult that some people can't not reason beyound the tribe and religion that the mofos had using to blind all us; when the issue is about corruption, ('mere stealing'according to #jona) and all the malfeasances of this govt . And if baba did not perform then 2019 we will use our vote to send him packing too. Chikena
"How much did Nwobodo stole (sic) that Buhari was jailing him for?" - Goodluck Jonathan 2015.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 1:38pm On Mar 31, 2015
rawtruth:
We are watching a preamble to an impending doom, no doubt about it. And I don't blame the "oil boy" protester whose wealth is the main reason for the convergence of the "big two groups" against his minority people. Be calm and help GEJ where necessary, they say no! power belongs to us and we must take it back. A gentle and shy GEJ, not experienced in subterfuge and whose good intentions for this country know no bound, watched helplessly as they moved from one part of the country to another, churning out conspiracy theories and stirring emotions of our largely less-enlightened populace. What moral ground have the "conspirators" over GEJ when most of them who have been plotting for the "change" have been part of the various past govts under which most of the ills of today either started or received more nourishment?

...There are reasons to be angry. However, let there be peace.
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

What good intention does your reetard have towards te country?

You mean like the one of helping Dan Etete loot the country of $1.1bn?

Or depleting the foreign reserves?

Or flying money in private jet undeclared to SA?

And then pressing to get Nigeria to go and borrow $1bn so that the future Nigerians can be debtors and beggars.

E no go better for you entire generation for these statements.

Na trailer go kill you all one by one.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 1:15pm On Mar 31, 2015
meforyou1:
ur papa
Your entire lineage are ..........fuuktards!
PoliticsRe: #official Countdown To Otuoke 2015 by Sagamite(m): 1:12pm On Mar 31, 2015
"HELLO!!! HELLO!!! HELLO!!!

Can you hear me, Sir?

Oga, Jonathan.

Otuoke calling.

Goodluck don become badluck o."
grin grin grin grin grin

https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44107000/jpg/_44107419_man_phone_rural_300.jpg
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 12:56pm On Mar 31, 2015
appini:
Bastardo!
You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Do you get the facts now? grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 12:55pm On Mar 31, 2015
Gbawe:
Don't mind the bigoted n1tw1t. I still do not understand why some find it hard to understand that it is the underwhelming and highly disappointing performance of GEJ that is responsible for his election performance. Or should Nigerians abide with misrule forever when others replace ineffective leaders day in and day out worldwide?
They want us to continue another 4 years of Transformation through Idiocy, Corruption and Incompetence.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 12:52pm On Mar 31, 2015
bushdoc9919:
You really want the Army back?

You don't know how life was. then.

In 1986.....19 peacefully protesting students were killed by MOPOL units in one of our universities. Since democracy started....students have been peacefully protesting, even under GEJ...and no one died.

Army rule is not good for anyone. I spent most of my formative years under Army rule...and believe you me...I don't want to go back.
Well under Buhari's new rule, you will have:

- A parliament.
- A constitution.
- A civilian cabinet.
- And even a civilian president.

So what military rule are you going back to?
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 12:46pm On Mar 31, 2015
meforyou1:
Jega you are partial, Jega you are tribalistic. Jega you are a fraud
meforyou1, you are a fuuktard.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 12:42pm On Mar 31, 2015
appini:
That is were he made the biggest mistake of his life.
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

His biggest mistake was being incompetent, not performing, publicly supporting corruption and wifeying a national disgrace that dominates him.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m):
flakky15:
APC rigged in d north using under age voters. Nigeria is for all of us. It's so unfortunate that a particular religion and tribe believe that power should be for them forever. Thats why I pity d Yorubas with their band wagon.
You are a fuuktard!

What proportion of Northern voters could have been underage?

Can it even be up to 5%?

Now remove these from the votes of Buhari. Does it reduce the 2m thrashing gap by even 500K?

Instead of fuuktards like you to wake up and admit your cretin lost as a result of how dumb he is, you are coming up with lame excuses.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 12:27pm On Mar 31, 2015
emmasege:
If I were a northerner or yoruba man in the eastern part of d country, I would by now be making my way back home & if I were a southerner (yoruba inclusive) in d north, I'd by now be heading home.
Crises are inevitable once Jega completes the bidding of his arewa and announce his brother. Buhari obviously cannot have a peaceful reign, if he ever assumes office.
You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Who is going to cause problem for Buhari and how many months do you think will be left in their lives? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

When GEJ was winning Buhari in 2011, Jega was not doing the bidding of Arewa, fuuktard?
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan To Address The Nation, Nigeria, 7:00 am by Sagamite(m): 12:21pm On Mar 31, 2015
MightyD:
Illiterate with battered symbole on His head.
Cretinous fuuktard, you are calling someone an illiterate but yet can't spell "symbol"? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Is this part of your English "comprehended" (sic) taught to you by Patience? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Chai!

Chai!

Chai!

Dairisgodooo. grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 12:03pm On Mar 31, 2015
Flets:
I hope Nigeria is ready for what is coming next?

GMB wins, Niger Delta triggers off, and we are back to sqiare zero and an economic wreck. The world would benefit from a GMB regime because crude prices will increase from Nigeria's reduced export

GEJ wins, there will be widespread violence. US/UK are already against his candidacy while Russia/China are in his favour. I hope we don't turn this country to a theatre of war

This election has once again shown our deep divisions. May God save Nigeria
This time, Niger Delta hooligans would be crushed.

It is not an indecisive and criminal man like Yaradua and Jona--daft that is coming to power.
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 11:55am On Mar 31, 2015
dmy:
CANT THEY SWITCH OFF THAT MICROPHONE!!!!
IF YOU ARE NOT HAPPY WITH THE RESULTS!!
[size=18pt]GO TO COURT!!!!!!!!!!![/size]
He is just handling it like Patience Jona--daft would handle it.

With the impending PDP loss, I can guarantee you that, the weak man called Goodluck is in meltdown. Patience is now running the show and giving directions on how to "daa si rough" (disrupt the process roughly). grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: PDP's Orubebe Disrupts Results Announcement By Jega by Sagamite(m): 11:37am On Mar 31, 2015
Patience Jonathan's mentee, student, brother and agent behaving crassly in public. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Sagamite Officially Declares Buhari 2015 Presidential Elections Winner! by Sagamite(op): 11:03am On Mar 31, 2015
Bobskylo:
gej till 2019!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.

GEJ till 2191!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsSagamite Officially Declares Buhari 2015 Presidential Elections Winner! by Sagamite(op): 9:24am On Mar 31, 2015
Before INEC does, I can confidently inform Nigerians that Buhari has won this elections before INEC tells you all.

Congratulations to all those that oppose stupidity in Aso Rock.

With 18 states yet to declare results, based on simple calculations, it has come to an end for Reetardeen and it is time to head back to Otuoke with the disgrace he brought there and told us was our Michelle Obama.

Let me give you all an insight into my simple analysis.

Of the people that collected there PVC cards, turnout (i,e. those that voted) in states that voted for Reetardeen was on average in the 50s percentage. In states that voted for anti-corruption General Buhari, turnout was on average in the 60s percentage.

Now, out of the 18 states left to declare, lets assume all the remaining SE and SS states vote for Reetardeen enmasse. That is, Bayelsa, Cross River, Delta, Ebonyi, Edo and Rivers all have a Retardeen win.

The combined number of PVC holders in these states are about 7.6m.

Lets be generous and assume they had a 67% turnout rate, that would give you 5.1m votes up for grabs.

Lets be completely stuuupid and say they all voted 100% for Jona-the-daft. That is 5.1m votes for Reetardeen.

Considering Buhari is leading this Otuoke fooool by 1.9m votes based on INEC announced results, then Retardeen should be hoping Buhari cannot get votes of 3.2m (i.e. 5.1m - 1.9m) more margin than him from the following states:

- Zamfara
- Yobe
- Sokoto
- Kebbi
- Gombe
- Bauchi
- Borno

- Niger
- Adamawa
- Lagos
- Benue

The 6 bolded Northern states have a combined number of PVC holders of 9.4m.

Lets be silly and assume a turnout of 50%, that leaves a voting pool of 4.7m people.

Are we saying Buhari cannot get 3.2m+ votes from these 4.7m people.

These are the kinds of state Buhari has a 80%+ margin wins.

Buhari margins from INEC officially announced results in Northern states: Kano (80.53%), Katsina (85.23%), Kaduna (64.59%) and Jigawa (76.81%).

And we have not even talked about Lagos, Niger, Adamawa and Benue where it has been reported PDP lost mostly.

Where are they going to get insurmountable margins from these 4 states?

I heard Taraba is a PDP state. So lets even dash Reetardeen another 0.2m margin from Taraba.

And all these are based on very positive assumptions for Reetardeen and negative assumptions for Buhari.

Buhari is the new President.

Reetardeen head for Otuoke.
PoliticsRe: The Remaining States That Will Decide The Winner Of The Presidential Election by Sagamite(m): 7:32am On Mar 31, 2015
nzeadachie:
JUST WATCH AND SEE, BUHARI CAN NEVER RULE NIGERIA IF THEY LIKE LET THEM START THEIR MADNESS IT WILL ONLY END UP IN THE NORTH
Mental health problems are your major problems.
PoliticsRe: Election: Ondo Live Update For Presidential Results. by Sagamite(m): 7:29am On Mar 31, 2015
tomakint:
APC can NEVER win in my Ondo State this I know for sure!
Cretin, how sure are you?
PoliticsRe: The Remaining States That Will Decide The Winner Of The Presidential Election by Sagamite(m): 7:26am On Mar 31, 2015
Raiders:
he has open another account. You wont be hearing from him again
Barcanista is now effectively back to his prior profile: Unemployed youth.

He is looking for a new job. I am sure his sponsors lost the elections in their ward and can't see any substantial stream of income to continue employing him as their internet warrior.

He is back to square one for another 3 years when elections come again and he would look for selling his future for stomach infrastructure benefits.

https://www.nairaland.com/1916318/nigerian-politicians-employ-internet-warriors
PoliticsRe: The Remaining States That Will Decide The Winner Of The Presidential Election by Sagamite(m): 7:22am On Mar 31, 2015
geebehn:
shocked shocked shocked shocked
I would gladly put a bullet through the middle of his eyes and have Isi Ewu peppersoup 3 minutes later.
PoliticsRe: The Remaining States That Will Decide The Winner Of The Presidential Election by Sagamite(m): 7:18am On Mar 31, 2015
Rexhandsome:
Nigerians are so mean and callous.Do you think there will be a Nigeria if Jonathan loses?The gates of hell will open.Keep on rejoicing till hell is unleashed.The end of Nigeria is near.
More like GEJ supporter would end up in body bags if they even dared. They will party in hell.
PoliticsRe: The Remaining States That Will Decide The Winner Of The Presidential Election by Sagamite(m): 7:15am On Mar 31, 2015
dachpee:
GEJ will win, he has 15 states presently above 25%, he needs just nine states to win irrespective of the total votes. The remaining states are Bayelsa, Rivers, Benue, Cross River, Delta, Edo, Ebonyi, Adamawa,Taraba, these are states Gej is sure of winning with at least 80%:20%, 15+12=27 states above 25% votes cast. Niger, Gombe, Lagos, 50:50. Then Bauchi, Borno, Yobe, Zamfara Buhari is sure of wining, 80%:20%. 13+7= 20, it's not up to 24 minimum states of 2/3. That is my analysis, so hopefully gej will be declared the winner.
You failed your SSCE many times did you not? grin

How many times did you have to resit the exams to get 5 credits? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: The Remaining States That Will Decide The Winner Of The Presidential Election by Sagamite(m): 7:13am On Mar 31, 2015
engrsoma:
Everything is planned.

Give APC one night to celebrate and dance them selves out so that when Jonathan is declared winner, they won't have strength for violence. Mark my words.
Under Buhari, there will be better mental healthcare for you. Instead of its budget being looted that the cretin in Aso Rock is only worried about lecturing the nation that "corruption is not stealing" and "Goat must to eat yam".

You will be treated for your mental disorder.

Say "Sai Buhari"!
PoliticsRe: The Remaining States That Will Decide The Winner Of The Presidential Election by Sagamite(m): 7:08am On Mar 31, 2015
nzeadachie:
BUHARI CAN NEVER RULE NIGERIA, IT'S GOODLUCK OR NO NIGERIA, MAKE YOU PEOPLE FORGET ALL THE MAGIC
Go and say that in public. We will gladly put a bullet in your head.

I will do it with utmost pleasure.
PoliticsRe: The Remaining States That Will Decide The Winner Of The Presidential Election by Sagamite(m): 6:33am On Mar 31, 2015
tandoe:
APC WINNING WITH 2,032,226 Margin.

STATES LEFT

NORTH CENTRAL: Niger

NORTH EAST: Adamawa, Bauchi, Borno, Gombe, Taraba, Yobe

NORTH WEST: Kebbi, Sokoto, Zamfara

SOUTH EAST: Ebonyi

SOUTH-SOUTH: Bayelsa, Crossriver, Delta, Edo, Rivers

SOUTH WEST: Lagos
When the results of these states are announced, our President, Patience Jonathan, would win everyone of them bar Lagos that would go to Buhari.

Jonathan is set to win the elections. grin grin grin

PEJ till 2019!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: INEC Presidential Results In Excel Format by Sagamite(m): 11:53pm On Mar 30, 2015
eagleeyez:
There's strong rumour that patienxe is seriously crying.
Seriously, jokes apart! And I believe.
She is terrified of jail.

All the looting she has done with Bala Mohammed (FCT Minister) is about to catch up with her morbidly obese arse. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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