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DeCleff:
Results of residential election in Sokoto State has been released thus:

Kware LGA: APC 36,809 PDP 5,339

Dange Shuni LGA: APC 31,036. PDP 6,918

Guronyo LGA: APC 28,950. PDP 7,664

Gwadabawa LGA: APC 34,929, PDP 5,951

Salami LGA : APC: 18,922 PDP 5,029

Wurno LGA: APC 24414, PDP 3,928

Tangaza LGA: APC 24,719 PDP 4,866

Binji LGA: APC 16,478, PDP 4,722

Bodinga LGA: APC 25,084 PDP 6,816

Sokoto South LGA : APC 48,900 PDP 11,048

Rabah LGA: APC 19,887 PDP 4,994

Tambuwal LGA: APC 51,701 PDP 7,282

Sokoto North LGA : APC 44,705 PDP 8,687

Yabo LGA: APC 20,279 PDP 4,357

Wamakko LGA : APC 46,736 PDP 6,719

Kebbe LGA : APC 22,345 PDP 3,802

Illela LGA: APC 33,847 PDP 8,287

Tureta LGA: APC 12,648 PDP 6,121

Shagari LGA: APC 26,696 PDP 6,396


Source www.thenationonlineng.net/new/sokoto-presidential-election-result-update/

No 25% ofr Reetardeen here.

E be like say Patience dey go jail o.

Odunharry:
typo I guess

Not typo.

For some reason, I read the PDP one as 1.42 million because he put the result on the left like the first one.

I thought the winners were on the left (first mentions).

I am too used to high quality data presentation in my life, which gives me the liberty to scan/fast read things and make conclusions.

jaybee3:
Jigawa loss?

Oya wake up jor!

In my defense, it is the incompetence of the poster that caused it.

Have consistency in data presentation. Put winners on the same one side or even result for one party on the same side (left or right).

Elementary data presentation skills.

crownprince102:
Get ur glasses please

Kai!

You are right. Na Okrika one I dey wear o.

ninjasta:
FINAL RESULT



Katsina state: APC: 1,345,441 PDP: 98,937

JIGAWA PDP: 142,897 APC: 885,988

If this is true.

A Jigawa loss is bad for Buhari.

Aydesmond:
#NigeriaDecides
Ekiti State :
PDP - 176,351
APC - 120,308

Diff = 56,403

DAURA LG in katsina:
APC - 69,632 PDP - 117
Diff = 69,515
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Nothing shocking about that.

Ekiti has the second lowest number of registered voters out of all Nigerian states.

Less than even the FCT.

Guess the only state that has lower number of registered voters than Ekiti?

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Bayelsa!

The host state of Otuoke!

So the Ekiti win is really not that significant.

Buhari has claimed and/or is leading in 7 out of the 11 states with the largest number of registered voters (Those with over 2m registered voters).

Four of which are the 4 largest.

The 5th largest is in dispute.

Buhari has won or is leading in the bolded:

1. Lagos (5,822,207)
2. Kano (4,975,701)
3. Kaduna (3,407,222)
4. Katsina (2,827,943)
5. Rivers (2,537,590)
6. Oyo (2,415,566)
7. Delta (2,275,264)
8. Bauchi (2,054,125)
9. Benue (2,015,452)
10. Niger (2,014,317)
11. Plateau (2,001,825)


The only way this is not significant is if the turnout (i.e. those that actually voted out of the registered) in these states is actually low and turnout in the smaller states which GEJ will win is very high (as high as over 70%).

Jelo4kul:
Which time APGA start to dey drag sef, that political party Don dey seek attention since 1960. Fighting can't solve any problem. Just chill and relax till the result is announced..

JonThan would surprise people
Jonathan till 2019

He would "surprise" people?

So deep down in your mind, you think he is likely to lose, you are just hoping for a surprise?

masonkz:
Yeaaaaaaa ma Sagamite is back


Great words.

My favourite kind of gay is Anderson Cooper.

He does not flash his private life on people and I don't give a hoot what he does in the bedroom.

I have no problem with such people.

My worst kind of gay is Peter Tatchell, who wants to force everyone to accept homosexuality unquestioned.

I have a whole lot of problems with such people.

Depressedguy:
Being gay is my life regret, i have questioned God and myself how i got to this stage. I just feel like commiting suicide.

Here is my story, my name is Frank, 26, a banker. I am the envy of most women, because am 6.2" tall, fair and very handsome. My nickname is Ramsey Noah, this is to tell you how good looking i am. But i have a very BIG problem, i am attracted to the same sex.

This is a problem i have come to notice at teen, i love girls company more than guys, i play all the girl plays and hate football, am guessing that could be where my formation was transposed. I ended up liking what girls like when am not one. But i have come to change a few things becuase i went to a boarding house and was always ridiculed for that. So i changed so many things there, the way i talk, the way i walk, and my gestures, also i love football now more than anything, but my sexuality has refused to change.

I have all it takes to get a woman, i have a good job, a car, and live alone. But at this age, i have not seen a womans pants not to talk of getting in between. But i have so many female friends, so many that the always take me for a player. Am jovial with them, buy them gifts and treat them well, but am not sexually attracted to any of them and have no feelings whatsoever. Am just a good guy, i know that, because that is the best i can do to cover up my little secret. And they(ladies) love me too and many are dying for my attention. I have been asked out so many times by ladies. One even offered to pay all the bills just for us to get intimate, but i declined, lying that i have a girlfriend i dont want to cheat on.

To make matters worse, i hate being gay, sometimes i go celibate for as long as six(6) months simply because i hate my life and my sexuality. Am always alone, indoors all through the weekend, because going out with guys will result to girl talk and i have nothing to contribute, me of all persons, so hard to believe. I also hate gay companies, so many regrets afterwards as to why i am this way. I envy straight guys to the core, i so much wish i am one. When i see a guy and a girl holding hands and taking a walk, i have this feeling of giult amd hatred for myself that i quickly get depressed.

Here is the problem, i want to marry early, at least before 28 or max 30. I need to connect to a woman and force myself into a relationship. I need to get attracted to a womans body, and get turned on by that. And finally, i need to learn how to tolerate a woman, and live with thier baggage. Am comfortable as a single man, i dont mind living alone till i die, i can cook well and am not a sex freak, i can live for years without it. But i want kids, i love them and cant wait to have a daughter. I have once told myself that once i get married and have kids, i will divoorce my wife and live alone then the kids can stay anywhere. But this idea is pure foolishness.

I am very religious, as a matter if fact, this conditionn is the only sin i battle with, i know we all have one. I hardly commit any other sin. But i know that just this one is very mortal, but we are all strugglling because we are all flesh. It takes the grace of God to overcome sin generally.(Please dont come and critisize, we are all going to the same hell: homosexual, hetrosexual; and no sin is worse than the other.)

This my condition is getting me more depressed by the day and sometimes i wish to end my life. But i like my life more than anything, so am thinking of patronising prostitutes at least to get feel of what it takes like. But am afriad of STIs.

Please help a brother...

As tough as it is, I suggest you don't get depressed.

You are what you can't stop yourself being. No stupid prayer or begging some imaginary superfly God will change that.

Accept this is what you are, you have not done anything wrong by being an homosexual and live your life as best as you can live it until, if it happens, a medical breakthrough occurs in your life time.

Homosexuality chose you, you did not choose it. You can't be blamed for being an homosexual.

No point getting depressed.

My advice about you "living your life as best as you can":

- Keep your homosexuality and homosexual activities in the privacy of your home when you are in Nigeria (and other similar countries).

- Don't marry any woman except she knows you are a homosexual before the marriage and she is happy with it.

- It might be best to park the idea of procreating (in the best interest of the child).

MightyD:
Feel the heavy pains and roll to hell.......
I can still blast off your miserable breath till you practise how to respect the President of Nigeria and the God that ordained Him as our leader***

Backward Coward...........

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You God and GEJ are fuuktards.

So are your english teachers.

MightyD:
Poverty has battered your comprehended system,
Drunkard bastard...........
Invalid property of buhari***

GBOAAAA!!!!!!

Omo, why you dey shoot me na.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Look at the fuuktard that is saying poverty has battered my comprehended (sic) system.

Ye! Ye! Ye!

My belle o, my head o.

Moronic product of a Patience Jona--daft-led education system.

Glowstone:
An Apc agent


am not surprise ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

A product of a Patience Jona--daft type-led education system who cannot use the correct grammar.

I am definitely not surprised.

soe:
Liars..this pic is from the common entrance exam into the almajiri school in kasuchi

I hail ur lying spirit

GEJ till 2023...afterall u guys insisted on card reader...

This is part of our transformation agenda ..

Almajiri schools now have card readers so that boko haram girls or boys would not sneak in to bomb them.

APC can keep shouting.

traffic?? Hahahahhahaha...guy..u need panadull cos u r so dull

You are as much a cretinous fuuktard as your GEJ.

Lying fuuktard, how did you come to the conclusion that is common extrance registration?

So Almajiri schools have card registration for Common Entrance but other primary schools don't?

How come girls are in the queue?

Which Almajiri school takes girls?

Which Almajiri school takes girls and boys in the same school?

So all those adults on the queue are all registering for Common Entrance, fuuktard?

Cretin, a mere looking at the woman in the beep, one can see the INEC logo.

Then looking at the card reader being used, one can see it is the same as the one being used by INEC this year.

Moronic fuuktard!

MightyD:
Labelled Hypocrite without a certificate like failure funeral buhari...........

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Buhari is more educated than your daft God Patience, who is now running the education of your dumb life.

Patience is so fat, she can't stand and has to sit down.

MightyD:
What else do you know if not phrase( fuuktard
Cretins)
I can still render you useless and tender you senseless if you continue opening your lousy mouth on my God***
Insurgent agents..........

You are a cretinous fuuktard and your God is a fuuktard!

Ishilove:
What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

Why do you always have to tell the whole world about the time I tried to toast you back in the day.

Ma fren, abeg that is history. Stop embarrassing me jor.

snapshot:
exhibiting symptoms of a fragmented upbringing,emasculated of everything that makes one human.what a pity?

Your comment shows you are exhibiting the symtoms of fucktardism and product of a Patience Jona--daft-run education system. Everything that makes someones mind under-developed.

You need to pity yourself and the children you will bring into this world into miserable poverty and mentorship.

It took 4 years for the courts to come to a decisionon a position that lasts for 4 years?

What a useless country, what a useless government.

GEJ has been 4 years of wasting Nigeria's potential.

anwo247:
Lol.... APC tout .... you're afraid to say what you stand for?

Simply put Buhari is a liar.

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Did you think I would fall for the moronic facts you pulled from your arse?

anwo247:
As a typical brainless APC followers, you now need evidence for Buhari's wife donation. But when it is a PDP person.. you know what? It's all true without evidence.

Let me ask you a simple question: On your own, Do you believe all that Buhari has is just 1m naira and 150 cows only?

PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION BEFORE WE MOVE AHEAD.

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

So you pulled out the "fact" that his wife donated 135m from your moronic arse?

You expected me to fall for that? Do I look like a product of a failed education system like you?

anwo247:
What about your Awaiting Result General? He has 1m and 150 cows only but the wife donated 135m. Where does she work? Instead of simply show us his certificate, he prefers to spend stolen money in hiring SANs to defend him what a shame? His best Friends are known thieves like Tinubu, Amaechi. His spokesman is a known liar, LAI Mohamed better known as Lie Mhmd because his words are all lies.

Buhari is a thief, hypocrite, liar, a cheat, dictator, a wicked dude and a killer.

Sorry, this Sharia man of yours is not fit to rule a diverse and secular nation like Nigeria.

Don't forget that Buhari and Osibanjo has never won election since they were born ---

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Please show us the evidence his wife donated 135m.

Tell us how you can came to the conclusion that Tinubu, Amaechi, Obama, Tatcher, Stalin etc are his best friends.

Lai Mohammed is a liar?

He was the one that lied that Shepopotamus was taking vacation in Germany, not using tax payers money to pay for superior healthcare?

He was the one that claimed he spoke to the King of Morocco?

He was the one that was claiming they are dealing with Boko Haram while they closed the NE to journalism until the Chibok girls opened it up?

He was the one that stated undeclared $2m being flown in a private jet was intended for buying weapons when they were caught?

MightyD:
God ordered us to give honour to whom honour is due and God inaugurated GEJ to be Nigeria President by His own reasons***
But because you refused to respect the word of God and the office of God's servant (GEJ),,, I here by conbined with the Holy Angels of Grace and Honour to wipe and abort every Grace and Honour upon you and your own personal generation***

If you God is tellling you to honour a cretinous thief like GEJ, then your God is severely reetarded.

You are a cretinous fuuktard that is a follower of the God of Cretins.

Maybe your God is Patience Jona--daft.

MightyD:
You will achieve nothing but humiliation and frustration like buhari;
Your sensitivity brain will drain like buhari;
Your life vission and mission will be higgle-plggledy like buhari;
Your seeds shall bear no fruits like buhari,
You will be changed from worst to grass like buhari;
You will keep on dreaming,struggling,lamenting,suffering,sicking like buhari;
Your people will disown your like buhari;
You will be accused,abused,seduced and redusced for nothing, from nothing to nonsense.........
Congratulation dr walking death....

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Two things I noticed your dumb arse could not do was:

1) Defend the deficiencies in the fuuktard in Aso Rock you support.

2) Fault Buhari's actions in your retort like I did with GEJ (even though it is easy).

That just shows you are a pure fuuktard.

MightyD:
The word of God stated that APPRECIATION is an APPLICATION unto GOD**********
But because you have decided never to appreciate the good works of God through GEJ's reign, I here declare by the aunctions that function in ME through the authority of the HOLY GHOST, (((((((good things and favours of God will be far away from you and your entire unknown generation til you discover yourself in hell)))))).........

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

May your life never be better than the competence than the "good works of God through GEJ" can provide for you.

Like GEJ, may you never achieve any of your empty promises and aims.

Like GEJ, may you never be able to talk intelligently.

Like GEJ, may no one give a shyt about you or your daughters in times of adversity.

Like GEJ, may you mismanage all the finances of your life.

Like GEJ, may you never have any achievements in any post you occupy.

Like GEJ, may you have a useless, dumb, illiterate wife that is a liability.

Like GEJ, may you destroy every strong institution and advantage in your life like he did with PDP.

Like GEJ, may you be slow in recognising and responding to serious issues that can destroy you.

Like GEJ, may you be rushing at last minute to achieve all you needed to achieve in 6 years and still fail.

Like GEJ, may you be known internationally as a complete fool.

uselessgoat:
I really wish they let them go form their gaddem biafra so we can remain in peace. The igbos are the real enemies of our national development. How can a sane human insist on voting GEJ because other leaders failed to give constant electricity. Its really sad to share national identity with these backward thinkers

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Are you expecting me to join you in your moronic ethnic bigotry, fuuktard!

So it is only Igbos that are voting GEJ? Or they are the ones that voted him in, fuuktard?

Cretinous product of a failed education system, in the economics you studied in your failed life, you were taught "Igbos are the restrictions to national development"?

Oloriburuku. Alakori oshi!

uselessgoat:
Oloriburuku ni e


So because we never had constant electricity means we should not have it forever. Foolish yeebooe slave


Your people are born to suffer and smile

That is why you are hell bent on following GEJ to the grave like a stubborn fly.

We voted him to improve the quality of life in the country. Not to compare his rule with past leaders.

Suffer head ashiere

That is the mentality of the fuuktards voting GEJ.

While GEJ is sharing $1.1bn with Dan Etete and laundering money on private jets to SA with a pastor.