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iconize:
You're a pure m_oron!

You call me gay, yet you want me to marry your sister with gorilla brains.

Irony.

You a are poof!

You are a dysfunctional homofucktard who is a product of sexual activities between his mother and brother.

That is why your fucktardism is very severe.

You like to do men from behind and receive it from them.

Ogbodavies:
story for the gods..
money gone for 2015 election...
fresh air pls

They are the ones using private jet to fly $9.3m and $5.5m to buy peppersoup?

ayusco85:
these are flashes of what to expect from an APC government? a debt ridden country? Buhari also took a loan to buy his form

You are a fuuktard!

So you are saying sane countries/places do not have debt?

iconize:
And this is coming from a pussi that was pummeled by a lady.

You can deny all you want, but the truth remains that I was continuously releasing a sledge hammer to your head for 8 consecutive days.

Fuuktard, you got pummeled because of your man biatch.

Homofucktard!

gregg2:
“When next they come to tell you about debt, remind them that they approved the borrowing . . . . . "

Bullshit!!! Like seriously, Mr Fashola?
Our politicians are criminals and very deceitful.

I remember when Finance Minister attempted to block further loans to Lagos due to
excess indebtedness incurred by the Fashola's government. This same man was found scampering all
over Abuja begging, complaining, crying. He visited Jonathan, David Mark, Okonjo-Iweala, Tambuwal etc.
His party turned it to a political issue, running propaganda until GEJ stepped in and directed
Okonjo-Iweala to approve of that loan atleast for peace to reign

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Show us the link of this your claim.

This is coming from the same fuuktard that photoshopped a German expressway and labeled it as the Lagos-Benin Expressway upgrade by GEJ?

https://www.nairaland.com/1916318/nigerian-politicians-employ-internet-warriors

iconize:
STFU!
Your cowardice is legendary. You left your tormentor(Iconize) to attack the innocent dude, so I had to release a sledge hammer to your head

Btw, why are you avoiding my question?

How does it feel getting pummeled by a lady?

Shut up, fuuktard.

The dude was your fagg dude and you were pissed I was slaughtering him, so you volunteered your life to save your biatch.

And you got pummeled like the fuuktard you are.

Despite all your homosexual love chivalry.

torhuke:
wow.... big ups Nigeria.

WHO calls Nigeria's Ebola containment feat "a piece of world-class epidemiological detective work."

GEJ TILL 2019.

And your life should not be any better than GEJ can offer TILL YOU DIE!

iconize:
I mentioned you on that thread so you can tell us the challenges you're facing as a fagg_ot biatch!

Anyways, how does it feel getting pummeled by a lady?

No, you are a fagggot. Stop lying.

Otherwise how come you lose your rag and ask me not to attack your homo boyfriend?

iconize:
You're an odious m_oron!

Sagamoron, you've been pummeled severely, accept it and move on.

I'm actually not flabbergasted that you were pummeled this time by a lady, do you know why? - Your dumbness has gone haywire.

Like I keep telling you, m_orons like you should be taken to Sahara desert and shot in the eyes.

Fagggot, I can see you have joined the part of forum where you need to be.

So now you have joined the gay only thread, it understands why you were protecting your biatch, all4naija, earlier.

PUNCH Metro learnt that as the search for the two children continued, which took Mubo and his first wife to travel to Ilorin, Kwara State to consult their relatives and get ‘spiritual help’

Typical Nigerian fuuktards!

iconize:
Sagamite has been pummeled and taken to the cleaners once again.

Of course when you are a professional fuuktard, you would think a Fisk graduate can take an intellectual to the cleaners.

To fuuktards like you, this is cleaners.

BananaBender:
Your agbero skills is no indication of a keen mind d1ckturd.
You are repugnant, intellectually r*etarded, and you lack any redeeming social grace or value.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
I can never be you because I am not pathetic, limpidly stup1d or lost contact with reality.
Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your a*ss.
Go back to the pit-hole you crawled out from, you are depriving a village somewhere of an 1diot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iqYuFmzqg

I am a warning?

I am the one who's parents spent shitloads to give her a leg up in life and disappointed them by ending up at Fisk University?

Don't you even find yourself ridiculous and a failure in life to insult my intellect?

You know everyone that reads that would think you are reetarded because that is like saying Usain Bolt is too much of a slow runner.

GenBuhari:
I do not believe Ebola exists at all. They created it only in our minds as a means of psychological terrorism, that would lead a lot of people to their own deaths by taking their killer vaccines that they have planned for Africa.

[size=18pt]DO NOT TAKE THESE VACCINES
remember that the white man want to kill Africans off so they can take our natural resources.

If the White man is still practising neo-colonialism and have refused to apologise for colonialism and slavery, why would you trust such an enemy to produce a vaccine for you??

Fellow Africans, we better wake up sharp sharp![/size]

GenBuhari:
My friend Ebola does not exist circumstantial evidence make this as clear as crystal!
You have to understand that the people that have been dying are not dying from Ebola. Some poorest residents who cannot afford to pay for medical treatment, may approach the medical units set up by the White man nations and these unfortunate individuals are then left untreated and allowed to die, or they may be administered with drugs that kill them so that their death could be recorded as Ebola deaths.
The high profile doctors and medical staff that have died are not actually dead. You can bet your bottom Naira that they somewhere counting their money they have been paid for their participation in the hoax.
A simple question that you need to ask yourself if the common flu kills upto 500,000 per year even though there is a flu vaccine, why is it only Ebola that there is all this fear-mongering and hysteria about?
This alone should make go to google and type and "Ebola hoax" to get a ton of other evidence that proves its a hoax.
Remember if you had total control of the governments of selected 3rd world countries and total control of the main international media you could make the world believe anything you want them to believe - simple truth.(

If anyone ever doubted me when I stated that this fuuktard is mentally-ill like cap28 and Rossike are, then this should remove all doubt.

I blame Seun for letting this raving lunatic continue with these kinds on rants on NL. I once asked him to ban him for this pure mental stewpidity.

ekiyor3:
2014 NIGERIAN NAVY RECRUITMENT EXERCISE

The Nigerian Navy wishes to inform the general public and all interested candidates that the online registration will commence on 27 Oct - 30 Nov, 2014.

METHOD OF APPLICATION
1. Apply online at the recruitment portal www.joinnigeriannavy.com using a recruitment e-voucher purchased with a bank card issued by any Nigerian bank or voucher purchased from any branch of Union Bank or Unity Bank nationwide at the sum of N1,000 only.

2. Log on to the above mentioned link using the serial number of the voucher as username and the pin numbers as password.

3. Complete the application form, submit online and print a copy each.

4. Come along with copies of the completed online forms to the designated examination and recruitment centres.

BASIC QUALIFICATIONS
1. Possess a minimum of 5 credits in not more than 2 sittings in WASSCE/GCE/NECO/NABTEB (English and Maths inclusive)

2. Be between 18-22 years while 24 years is the accepted limit for those with OND, NCE, Nurses, etc. Candidates with higher qualification than the once specified should not apply.

3. Must be single and Nigerian by birth

4. Height of 1.7m for male and 1.67m for female

5. Check for full detailed instruction at www.navy.mil.ng

NOTE:
1. The recruitment exercise will commence with an aptitude test and screening the certificates of candidates at designated centres from 8-12 Dec, 2014.

2. You are advised to carefully read the instruction page on the website or call the following support lines from 9am to 4pm on working days: 08124511398 and 08159999011.

3. You are advised in your own interest not to give any form of gratification or inducement to any person or group of persons to assist you on the recruitment exercise.

Huh?

Who is the fuuktard that wrote up this specification?

1. People have to pay to apply?

2. Why do they need such a height? Even the US or UK Navy only ask for a minimum of 5ft for Men.

3. How many Nigerian women are over 5ft 6.

Bunch of crooked fuuktard quacks.

This cretin was a Vice Chancellor of a University?

This fuuktard called Ishaq Oloyede was appointed a Professor?

Look at his whole "Us vs Them" mentality and his "FACTS" based on pure conjectures in the article below.

No wonder our education system is churning out fuuktards.

The country is in trouble.

http://www.punchng.com/news/persecution-of-muslims-higher-under-jonathan-oloyede/

[size=18pt]Persecution of muslims higher under Jonathan —Oloyede[/size]

Former Vice-Chancellor of University of Ilorin, Prof. Ishaq Oloyede, is currently the Secretary-General of the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs. In this interview with ADE ADESOMOJU, he speaks on insecurity and welfare of Muslims.

Would you agree that the abduction of the Chibok girls is a setback to the drive towards bridging the education gap between the southern and northern parts of the country?

I agree, it is a setback to development. It is a sad thing that it has happened. I also believe that God will reveal those behind this. I believe there can be miscreants who claim to be Muslims who might be part of it. But definitely, from what we can see, it is more than the ordinary. You can see what happened with the President of the Christian of Association of Nigeria’s jet. Even a fool will not believe the story being put forward by the Federal Government concerning the arms deal in South Africa. Many traditional leaders have told me on enquiry that they have seen aircraft – helicopters – dropping ammunition and food for these militants (Boko Haram). And they believe that there must be an official hand trying to use this so-called insurgency to cause maximum damage to Islam and Muslims in Nigeria. But as God will have it, we have seen what happened in South Africa.

Despite the stories being peddled by the Federal Government and some religious leaders, I think everybody who can see and think, will see that there are so many non-Muslims who have been arrested doing one violent thing or the other. Once those who are not Muslims are arrested, it is immediately dismissed by Marilyn Ogar of the Department of State Security. When it was the case of a former Governor of Borno and a former Chief of Army Staff, you could see that DSS did not mince words in quickly acquitting one and leaving the other, because the other man is a Muslim. You cannot get to the root of this crisis, if you think this is a religious thing – ‘the Muslims are the one’ – and you want to do everything to demonise Islam and the Muslims in Nigeria. God will continue to expose them, as He has exposed them in South Africa.

It is gladdening that there are still some sane people in this country, despite the fact that they are Christians, who have been able to speak the truth about what is really going on – that people are using Christianity in Nigeria to commit irreligious crimes; they are using religion for irreligious purposes. What these flying pastors do is that because they have created the image of men of God for themselves, security men are not critical of them. Their planes are very good materials to be used to commit all sorts of atrocities across countries of the world. I do not go for the claim of money laundering (in South Africa), I know that the Almighty Allah wanted to expose the evil they are doing.


Who are the people you are referring to?

Who are the people? It is clear for you to see. How can the government of the Federal Republic of Nigeria transact such business with an aircraft belonging to the President of CAN? There are so many things to be looked at. The fact that the Nigerian Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs is keeping quiet is because we are still studying the situation. At the appropriate time, we will come out. We are not fools. What is happening in Nigeria now is that, they want to create the impression that Muslims are violent. But God has started to show those behind Boko Haram. Eighty per cent of those who have been killed by this Boko Haram are Muslims.

I am not persuaded any way but some people are trying to bring this ex-militant – Mujahid Dokubo-Asari – into it just to show that maybe a Muslim was involved. I don’t believe he is involved. I am not speaking for him. Go to South Africa, you are a journalist, and find out the names of the two Nigerians who were involved. Whe the press talks about these people; they deliberately do not inquire into the names of these people and they are now talking about Asari-Dokubo.


You seem to believe that the purchase of arms from South Africa were not meant for the fight against Boko Haram.

If they (arms) were to be used in the interest of the nation, it (the transaction) would have followed the correct procedure. A religious leader’s aircraft would not have been involved; the Federal Government has many aircraft to be used. They can tell that to the marines. The impression they have is that Muslims are stupid; they are docile; they don’t know what is going one. I think that is wrong. The fact that we keep quiet does not mean we are stupid.


What is then the solution?

That is why we, as Muslims, don’t have confidence in the Federal Government of Nigeria to be fair to us. On this matter, what we believe we should do is to call on an independent international body to look into it.


Which matter?

The whole Boko Haram saga: who are those arming Boko Haram and what connection does that have with what is going on in South Africa? You will recall that when the first bombing occurred in Abuja, many accusing fingers were pointed to some Muslims; that they must have done it. Somebody was caught in South Africa, he happened to be a non-Muslim. He has been convicted but it is played down because he is not a Muslim. Many Christians have been arrested; you remember the episode of the Federal Ministry of Information; you remember the Bauchi episode; you remember the Osogbo episode. These are non-Muslims who were caught unleashing or about to unleash violence on people. But because they were non-Muslims, the issues were not played up. But there are hundreds of Muslims who are being detained; who are being persecuted simply on the suspicion that they are Boko Haram, whereas, the real Boko Haram are left to go about to perpetrate what they are perpetrating in this country.

The Federal Government should deeply look inwards. The persecution of Muslims must stop in this country. We want a country that is just to all; a country which everybody will be proud to be a member of. A situation where you are using agencies of government to persecute and suppress a group will not work.


But there is a forum where the Islamic body meets with the Christian body, especially on the issues of Boko Haram and insecurity in the country.

We don’t meet on Boko Haram. We don’t meet on terrorism. Let me tell you, we have the Nigeria Inter-Religious Council but for now I don’t want to talk about that. You cannot continue to play politics with religion. What is happening now is that we are playing politics with religion. Religious leadership in Nigeria has been infiltrated by crooks and criminals and they are just using religion as a camouflage to commit atrocities against this nation and the citizens. You can imagine that if what happened in South Africa had involved a Muslim, by now, the Muslim would have been arrested. Look at the people who were accused of either kidnapping or of Boko Haram membership; military will destroy the whole house, even if the landlord is not living there. What’s the offence? ‘You have given out your house to kidnappers or Boko Haram, so we must destroy.’ Why would that not apply in the case of the aircraft now? Is it because that there is no Islamic link to those who were found?


Has the Muslim community ever raised these issues of alleged persecution before the President or the government?

When you raise issues, what happens? Did we not raise the issue that Muslims were marginalised in the case of the National Conference, where only about one-third or less of the chosen members were Muslims? Didn’t the President promise us that he was going to rectify it? Did he do anything? He didn’t do anything simply because the religious contractors might have advised him that he should not do anything. After he promised us, did he do anything?


Would Muslims also complain about marginalisation over appointments into public offices?

It is obvious. You are journalist, go and find out what is happening in the military, the police and in public service. Go and see where a Muslim chief executive is removed and look at who replaces him; where a Christian is removed, look at who replaces him. We are not fools. For the fact that we are not talking now should not be taken as if we are ignorant. We are keeping quiet because we know that we have to pay some price for national security. It will get to a point that the government will know that Muslims are not fools in this country.


Have you noticed the alleged marginalisation and persecution under the current administration?

It is pronounced under this administration. It is particularly pronounced. Go and do the analysis yourself. You say you want to empower minorities, why have you not appointed a minister from the South-East who is a Muslim? Why have you not appointed a minister from the South-South who is a Muslim? But you can go and search for a Christian in Borno; you can go and look for a Christian in Sokoto. Is that not selective searching? God has started in His own way of revealing the evil. I am sure that at the end of the day when we get to the root of what is happening in this country, people will know that some people are committed to the destruction of this country.


What about the allegation that the Islamic body has not been doing enough to seek the release the abducted Chibok girls and end the terrorism in the country?

What would we have done? We have issued statements so many times. All Muslims are now being treated as culprits. The fact that you are a Muslim, makes you a suspect even if you do nothing. There was poor construction in that church in Lagos and the building collapsed. And when they were looking for reasons, they said it was Boko Haram – ridiculous claim. Some of these stories are offensive to anybody who is reasonable. The Federal Government has to reassess itself, be upright and just.

Crass woman!

Class cannot be bought in the market.

Another jobless fuuktard wants a chance to come and ruin people like Mopolchi's life like his father did.

Mopolchi:
Rétarded fücktard, am not supporting anybody. Get that into your fücking brain, cretinous móron.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Where were you and your fellow fuuktards when the Chibok girls were kidnapped?

Where were you and your fellow fuuktards when young boys were killed in their boarding schools by Boko Haram?

Did you come here to commiserate with their parents, you dumb c*nt?

Show us you commiseration in your post history.

kentozybee:
A Letter To Single Men
Hey guys, how are you doing? How has life fared
with you lately?


The hustle and bustle of becoming a man ain't
an easy job, I must confess! But with God and
diligence in fulfilling purpose, we'll get there.


I write this letter to you to point out some things
which you ought to know before marriage or as
you continue in that relationship.


This letter is strictly for men, not boys or players.
First concerning how you treat ladies. I know
quite alright that ladies are emotional only few
are not. Please, don't take advantage of that and
inflict emotional pain on them.


If you know she's not going to be your wife,
there’s no point promising her heaven and earth
just to get her in bed.
If you think you're smart, your smartness cannot
prevent the nemesis or daring consequences that
would one day catch up with you.


It's better you avoid the consequences of an
action because of its few minutes pleasure than
to face its agony and regrets in the near future.
What are you doing about your life and future? I
know it's trendy to go clubbing and indulge in all
youthful exuberance. See, life doesn't go on a
stretch forever and every time wasted cannot be
recovered.


If at age 30 or close to it, you haven't define your
life or you're still depending on friends, family or
relatives, you need to work on yourself.


Where do you put God in your life? Consider God
in the time of your youth before it's too late.
Many of you who turned back on God will
someday run back to Him for help. If you cannot
dance to the devil's music, it's better you start
learning God's steps.
Hear this guys, love isn't sex! Don't tell a lady to
prove her love to you because you want to have a
'taste' of her. I know everyone is going haywire
with premarital sex but you can choose to
abstain.


Apart from it being sin against God, it will make
you vulnerable to STDs and some problems
'rubber' cannot prevent.
It doesn't matter if she calls you names if you
choose to abstain, or you become an object of
mockery amongst your friends, run for your dear
life.


Think about your future and life hereafter. Don't
give your strength to strange women, preserve it
for your wife.


Have you discovered your purpose in life? That
very reason why God has created you?
Jumping from one lady to another without
discovering your purpose on earth will make you
miserable and waste away in life.


Know your purpose in life and be on track to
attain it's fulfillment before you think of going
into a relationship. It's not difficult, it would
only prevent you from distraction.


Watch the company of friends you keep. Are they
contributing positively to your life or they are
emptying you of virtues and opportunities?
It's not a must you hang out with friends if you
do not benefit from them. You can stand alone
with God and make lasting impact than to keep
dozens of friends with no footprints in the sand
of time.


Man up guys! Build your financial, spiritual,
mental and emotional life. Only a crazy man
beats a woman even if she pushed you to the
wall. There is a button of patience to press to
control your anger.
Work on your mental development. Read good
books to acquire knowledge and skill. Get
intimate with God so that your wife wouldn't
become a victim of false prophets or you become
a spiritual babe in handling matters of life at the
homefront.


My guy, you're going to be a father someday.
Don't do the things you wouldn't be proud of
your son to emulate or would want anyone to do
to your daughter.


If you wouldn't want to leave a bad legacy for
your unborn children, don't tread the path now.
I'd have love to tell you more but I believe you
know the importance of life and time and I'm
constrained due to space.


Don't waste away chasing every Tom, Dick and
Harry for sex. Conserve your energies and
channel it into a more productive cause in life.
I hope the few wise ones would treasure this
letter, share it or send it to a friend.


Thank you for your anticipated response as you
make amends in areas where necessary.

Moderators, please can you move this senseless, moronic junk to the Religion section on NL.

BananaBender:
You are a bleating fool, sit your delusional a*ss down.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoAAXT3NUWc

You can never be Sagamite. You do not have the superior intellectual brain or network and you don't have the academic background, Fisk.

BananaBender:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzWzo_pFhCk

Fuuktard, no matter how much you copy, you will still be Fisk material.

Thank you GREAT Britain.

Thanks for blocking Ole-depo.

I am sure my dumb black monkeys would still continue going to this criminal's church every Sunday to part with their money.

Some would even say it is the DEVIL that is attacking this MAN OF GOD!

Black fuuktards!

BananaBender:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9fnDwemKcc

I see that plagiarism is the avenue of passing out of Fisk University.

This are all the videos I have used on your hooodrat arsse.

BananaBender:
Why would anyone want to be a pathetic-senile-low life?

You are a boggish foot-licking half-twit, a hopeless degenerate seeking for attention and validation online.

No one....... No one!....... No one wants to be like you. Trust me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4goUqiOL44

You are a cretinous fuuktard, Fisk!

You are copying me and you expect me to be flattered?

BananaBender:
You are repulsive, have some respect for yourself.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGOAMm-Ll4Y

Fuuktard, you are going to steal the old videos I have used on you before?

Is that how you plagiarised at Fisk University to pass?

You want to be like me? You think someone from Fisk can be intelligent enough to be like me?

BananaBender:
You are an attention seeker, jerk off!

You cannot tell us what you have to offer in a relationship, Fisk fuuktard?

I guesses as much.

Hoodrat!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT6fGwp13V0

Mopolchi:
Enlightened who, fücktard? You need to go to Yaba psychiatric hospital. There you can see your fellow cretinous psychotic morónic fücktards. Ìdiot.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

And you want to defiantly remain a cretinous fuuktard?

Oya, tell us why you think Alams is worthy of your support, fuuktard.

BananaBender:
B*astard, how is that any of your business?

Fuuktard, who are you to be telling people how to appreciate a spouse? What do you know?

Do you have anything to offer in a relationship?

TV01:
Good effort Wonlasewonimi, Sagamite and Coogar'

Contracting definitely has it's merits. I sit next to two at work. And both cinsidered their positions and actually gave up perm roles.

In addition to those mentioned, they also avoid most of the politics and get to keep it fresh, building more extensive networks. Wonlasewonim actually has a point about benefits though. Lot's of firms are still cutting back and those he cited sound eye-wideningly juicy - and probably not to rare at worker-man level !

However, even lower down non-contributory pensions of 20% and bonuses of around 15% still make a difference. Not to mention paid holiday, family health insurance cover and a number of other - albeit - small - ones - all add up.

Security is often cited, but that's not a big seller in the current market. Although If you are a perm, a 4 figure pay-off is always likely.

I didn't cause the derailment, only helped it along !


TV

Well said!

Contractors don't get bonuses and the day contractors don't work, they don't get paid.

So time-off work or on holiday can be pricey for contractors.

laivwire:
By their words we shall know them. You exposed yourself bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc

BananaBender:
Please and thank you is a way of appreciating someone?? I thought that was being a basic civilized human being?

I don't see how cleaning up after yourself is way to appreciate another person. Why does your spouse have to deal with your mess? You are grown, aren't you ashamed that your spouse is cleaning up after you?

I see no appreciation here apart from taking her to nice place to eat. Everything else is basic human courtesy, that should be demanded from even a r*etard.

Fuuktard, what do you have to offer in a relationship?

laivwire:
Some peeps should go watch 'Cry Freetown', a 20 minute documentary on the Sierra Leone civil war. Maybe then you'll understand why the girl is handled like that. Even child terrorists can be worse especially when indoctrinated into beliefs of the sect. She'll be lucky if she isn't wasted already.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You need to be slaughtered!

BluIvy:
These are the human rights abuses the US has been talking about. Imagine a girl child being water boarded with her hands tied behind? Its a big No No!

And Badluck Jonathan would go about dancing with his moronic face.