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Ekiseme: are you m.ad?

No, I have a brain in my head.

Unlike you that possesses cement in that space.

Kezifils: Confusion in their mist. Very good.

Just as in 2 Chronicles 20 22-24

As soon as they began singing, the
LORD confused the enemy camp,
so that the Ammonite and Moabite
troops attacked and completely
destroyed those from Edom. Then
they turned against each other and
fought until the entire camp was wiped
out!
When Judah’s army reached the
tower that overlooked the desert, they
saw that every soldier in the enemy’s
army was lying dead on the ground.

Another person illiterate.

tuoyoojo: Waw

Who says pray doesn't work! This is one thing that has keep this country going!

"He frustrates the devices of the crafty, so that their hands cannot perform their enterprise"

Long live nigeria army
Long live nigeria
God bless us all

By the way, why are those loud mouthed opposition not saying anytin.el rufai, L.moh'd and all those in there pack. Were they happy to see nigeria in disarray so that they can score cheap political points

What a cretinous person!

Bloody illiterate.

Product of a failed education system.

carefreewannabe: What do you think of male nursery school teachers?
Should there be any?

Why shouldn't there be?

Some are inclined to that kind of jobs and have the temperament for it.

vikel2104: I use to think there were no male nursery teachers because I haven't seen one but it appears there are male teachers who handle kids in nursery classes . I love 'em kids but I can't handle them in that capacity.

To the guys, would you take up a job as a nursery class teacher?

And parents, what's your view on having a male nursery class teacher?

Share your opinion.

Hell fcking No.

Definitely not in the UK where many children are terrible.

When I am in charge of kids, I would expect to be liable to smack them.

Secondly, I am not a people person. I need analytical work.

cococandy: My POV in this situation isn't that of prejudice against the male care giver,I should think for him to be hired the school must really trust him and done extensive background check on him

But look at it this way.
A 5-6 year old girl who's already becoming quite curious and inquisitive about life and differences between males and females having her privates cleaned by a male teacher in school may subconsciously develop the feeling that it is ok for a man who's not her father or brother to see her privates.
#justsaying.

Grow up, woman.

kobonaire: what da fûck?? You are one truly one of the biggest tribalists and racists on NL. No wonder you were sacked as a mod .... you need more than mental health treatment.

You are so dumb.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwdMAYGYVG0

50calibre: Shut up bitc*h!! I said go check your dictionary. I schooled you!! even if I was wrong (which I know I'm not), it's trivial & in no way compares to your colossal error which completely changed the meaning of your sentence.

Btw @the bolded, I think you meant "will be to you" stop making silly errors bitc*h!!

You legs are se*xy, I will like to explore what's in between, you bitc*h, you're going to be wincing from my co*ck.

My coc*k is going to bully your puss*y like I've bullied you here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-CnmVVHIzU

50calibre: Hey!!!! Pretty one, are you Ghanian?

50calibre: Wow!! You look sweet, i won't mind relocating to Ghana for you

Nah!! There is no chemistry between me & that bitc*h, I want to degrade her, bully her, use her like a rag.

Desperate person!

Subom1: Lol calm your tits. It was a typo mistake(predictible text). Had not even realised but thanks for bringing it to my attention. It ain't that serious. Now shoo

To the person, that is a point of jubilation and has made him a "champion".

Give a moronic dog a bone. That is all he can get.

Subom1:

50calibre: Rubbish!! This is what happens in the play yard when you poke fun at the bigger kid, you get bullied.

Go tend to your battered face

person keep on running from me.

Subom1: what the fk has this got to do with anything? I have never ever said anything bad about Nigerian men how can I. Its obvious you lack comprehension skills cos the thread was not about that. The fact that you went in search of a thread by an old account made over a year ago is kinda freaky to be honest.

E still dey pain am say you fancy white guys ni.

Subom1: Sagamite nothing do u I dunno how you deal with all these kids on this site. SMDH

By intellectually slaughtering them.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXDsoM2QYqQ

Tonylyte: U r a discombobulated mollusc. Am here to send u to the cleaner today, but u r nt impressing me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz54GILHkNg

Tonylyte: Hahahahahaha, sagamite's stewpidity is out of place. Perhaps his mama caught him from the river like that fish.

Leave girls above your station like Subom1 alone.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OiUxJw5QBg

50calibre: Shut up!!! Show some respect when talking to your betters

Ladies & gentlemen see the meagre intellect of my pet dog sagamite

https://www.nairaland.com/1889008/see-biggest-hip-africa-xy/1#26064639

A guy who can't decipher a simple word, how could he possibly conceive an idea as stup*d as challenging me, if this isn't suicide, I don't know what is.

person, don't let me play my favourite song for you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVVmNcqVqWI

Subom1: This tweagroe is always talking out of his anus.

He is supremely dumb but his only tactic is to say he is intelligent.

Tonylyte: Sagamite is a weak-arss...my faeces is more intelligent than him.

50calibre: I see!!! Partners in poverty
Could you guys just please shut up!! You don't know shi*t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz5tfLyt0lg

50calibre: Lol is that all you've got to say? I thought as much

Only a fool doesn't know you're a fool

Next time don't challenge people of superior intellect (I thought I've made that abundantly clear to you?) it only ends one way.

But if you must, make sure you're are utilising your full brain capacity because 1/10 of my intellect overpowers your fragile brain at its maximum.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with the person that thinks his "I hate Ghanaians", "I hate South Africans", "I hate your tribe" makes him an intellectual.

Dumb fcktards!

Tonylyte: Sagamite u r a first class fool. Yea, a fool with phd. Hahahaha, u gonna be fhuckking your own palm today dude.

Tonylyte: Your vegetable filled brain wouldnt let you fathom that am more intelligent than your entire linage combined. Guano-gatherer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV-nDFpOJeU

Tonylyte: Sagamite the person my eyes are on your stewpidity. Bring it on.

Look at this person!

Kai! Lack of a balanced diet is a dangerous thing for brain development o.

Subom1: you have taken the words out of my mouth. Bunch of dimwits I tell ya. There are much better things to talk about and concentrate on then this sh1t. As if it's something to be proud off when it has no benefit whatsoever to the the average Nigerian.

They are way to dumb to comprehend that.

To these fcktards like 50calibre, it is a personal achievement when Nigerians spend money. Even if it is their corrupt politicians or thieving pastors.

50calibre: Hahahaha as usual, you exhibit the classic stupi*dity you're known for


Maybe you're too stup*d to know, the burden of proof lies on the person who thinks something exists.

You believe it's public money, so I'm asking you to tell me how you came about that. Did it say 50% owned by Nigerian politicians or is every Nigerian a politician with access to public funds? You tell me!

You see how stupi*d i make you look? You claim to be educated, are you sure you even made it past high school? I doubt!!

I know you're poorer than a church rat, so the concept of investing in a booming market must be completely alien to you.

Feed well first, make some good money & then come back. Maybe then, I can teach you the meaning of investment.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with the person that thinks he is intelligent!

Tonylyte: Sagamite, you aint got brain, your skull is filled with soured beans.

And another product of a failed education system who thinks he is entitled to question his superiors intellect.

Batman123: Look at this dumb ass Nigga. Are you not ashamed of yourself? What kind of fuckery tripe is this? So in your head you believe you can get her. Lmao

That is an example of the dumb person our failed education system keep on churning out.

And he is so ignorant of the level of his daftness, he is not ashamed of it.

#12 Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas
The bill was $1.5 million in 2005, or $1.6 million when adjusted for inflation.

Separated


#11 Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
The bill was $2 million in 2006, or $2.2 million when adjusted for inflation.

Divorced


#10 Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
The bill was $2 million in 2005, or $2.2 million when adjusted for inflation.

Divorced


#9 Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar
The bill was $2.5 million in 2007, or $2.6 million when adjusted for inflation.

Divorced


#8 Paul McCartney and Heather Mills
The bill was $3 million in 2002, or $3.6 million when adjusted for inflation.

Divorced


#7 Elizabeth Taylor and Larry Fortensky
The bill was $2.5 million in 1991, or $4 million when adjusted for inflation.

Divorced


#6 Liza Minnelli and David Gest
The bill was $3.5 million in 2002, or $4.2 million when adjusted for inflation.

Divorced


#5 Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky
The bill was around $5 million in 2010.

Still Married


#4 Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin
The bill was $8 million in 2008.

Still Married - She would be gone shortly after his career ends.


#3 Prince William and Kate Middleton
The bill will be an estimated $34 million, most of it going to security.

Still Married


#2 Vanisha Mittal and Amit Bhatia
The bill was $60 million in 2005, or $66 million when adjusted for inflation.

Still Married


#1 Prince Charles and Lady Diana
The bill was $48 million in 1981, or $110 million when adjusted for inflation.

Divorced

Waste of money and time.

BananaBender: Hood roach, shut your trap!

I see you're getting your a*Ss whooped as usual



I did not copy it.

To a product of Fisk University, stupidity is arsse-whooping.

Oya, go and twerk, ghetto skank.

AjanleKoko: I just tire mehn

2sExy1: The day we realise that we are the major problem plaguing ourselves as a Nation, this country will move forward until then,we are still in comatose.
Even though I feel compelled to jubilate over the recent spate of victory on Bokoharam insurgence, I am very much aware of the political ploy it has been laced with just to win election. They held on delaying until election window is drawing near,with scores of innocent souls flushed into the world of immortal. so disheartening I tell ya. A country lacking critical reasoning by a large margin among her citizens will suffer for so long.
Sagamite is the enemy and they are the messiah.

I no fit do any other thing much more than laugh.

These politicians have destroyed the nation to the point we just keep churning out these fcktards and they actually think they are intelligent.

Fcktards like 50calibre actually prides himself on his so-called "intelligence".

The politicians are reaping from their own misdeeds as the more they steal, the poorer our education system becomes, the less nutrients (good for the brain) the populace have access to and then they now fill their heads with moronic national pride, then you see these fcktards coming out of the woodworks thinking they are Einsteins and taking pride in the cesspit they call a nation.

Atiku that became a billionaire as a civil servant has just declared his intention to be President, potentially leaving the election choice between him and the corrupt & corruption-backing person in Aso Rock, but what these fcktards want to busy themselves with is "I hate Ghanaians".

These cretins all need to be shot!

Tonylyte: Dumbass learn to spell well or spell-check....u biscuit brained fellow.

Dumb person, your stewpidity is the cause of your suffering.

Fcktards like you should not have a right to vote.

Tonylyte: U should be jettisoned into the river, your living is an injustice done to the world. Bread-brained mollusc.

person, you sgould jumb in the river for being extremely dumb.

If you do not, then you would keep on voting for the likes of Jonathan, which would mean you would continue looking like the sufferhead picture of you on your profile.

Tonylyte: Who unleashed dis dog? Sagamite u r a dullard, a fuckktard and a retard.

Another dumb person.

While many people are struggling to get 3 square meals in the state or to even stay alive beyond 52, some are budgeting £1.7m for cutleries.

Pendusky, are these the leaders you pray for?

musKeeto: Sagamite plaetton weigraf jayriginal rationalmind.

Going through the comments on the first page, I think it wouldn't be a hasty conclusion to say this a country full of retards. Can there be any salvation?

I have already proffered the solution in this post:

https://www.nairaland.com/376162/mba-lagoos-business-school-lbs/1#6956697