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Sybellah: Nepal and Kenya

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Nepal, make you come bend your yansh like that for my bedroom.

Tschew! You go know say Jesus na your Lord and Saviour!

onila: Miss cote iviore is one the best

but she looks kinda mixed

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She is fine to a hilt!

If she no dey at least top 5, dem dey cheat!

Till this day, I am still amazed how this Agbani girl won though.

I was thinking: "there surely must be bribery thingz in these pageants".

onila: miss cote iviore is def the tallest african contestant

Seems so.

Nayah: Again you re wrong she s just as tall as her counterpart Miss CI

Hahaha, Nayah.

Now I must commend you that that looks like better evidence. She does look quite tall next to those Indonesian women.

But I must caution you to be aware that the average height of Indonesian women is about 5ft. Actually "4ft 10" for 50 years+ Indonesian women.

So I still have my doubts as she looks only about 10 inches taller than them and is also wearing higher heels.

Jiteshell: they have forgotten that Agbani Darego won Miss world with her natural hair

And so?

What if they do not have hair like Agbani?

Nayah: Not really she s taller than that and has really long legs! But the way she put it on relief makes her gracious

She does not look significantly taller than majority of the people around her, even when she is closer to the camera, babes.

I don't she is over 5ft 11.

duwdu: A typical despotic mindset...telling others what they should and should not do.

And it shows in your next post after this one I've quoted too... But you can't recognize it, apparently.

Hmn.

P34c3

You are a dumb person!

Stop giving weak points if you have no point to make.

How does someone saying "Don't bother responding" equate to despotism?

Do you know the meaning of being a despot? Do you know the environmental configuration that is required to be one?

Cretin, it is people like you that feel you must continue arguing even when you have nothing sensible to say.

If you know you have no more intelligent point to offer in challenging his position, shut up and let others that have something to say do so. Don't start dragging moronic accusations from your arsse like a stark illiterate. It is evidence of your poor education and backward orientation.

He is chatting shyt does not give you a right to talk like a mooron too. Leave him to us.

Black Kenichi: @Sybellah:
Miss South Sudan is one of the prettiest African contestants by far!

You can do one of the 2:

a) Continue deceiving yourself and cover your ears, singing out loudly "la lah laa laa la"

b) Go to Specsavers.

onila: i am 6 feet tall

n tall guys chase me all the time

Maybe.

But from my experience, all the guys in my crew above 6ft 2 say they prefer girls of 5ft 7 and below.

Although some of them dated or date girls that are 5ft 9 or 10.

One that is 6ft 5 said he does not want anything above 5ft 9 because he does not want his kids to look like freaks.

Wallie: I agree with you that that's a weakness for an ordinary lady but not for a model. I'm just barely over 6ft tall and I honestly feel inadequate when next to the girls especially the older sister! Can you imagine a girl bending down to give you a hug? To make it worse, she even puts on high heels!

But the guy that's 6ft 11 gets treated like a superstar everywhere we go. People just walk up beside him in public either measuring their height against his or striking up a conversation about his height.

Unfortunately, I can never feel inadequate next to a girl.

And a girl bending down to hug me is not a major turn on either. I was not turned on watching Avatar.

Sybellah: Fine babe, what country is this?

If I should guess, looks like Ms Haiti.

Nayah: Sagamite just look at the way she poses and stands

She is fine but I don't think she is that tall.

Max 5ft 11.

Sybellah: Ghana and British Virgin Island

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Ah, Ms British Virgin Island!!!

I am British too o.

Let dem leave us for Island for one night and you go see whether you can still claim that Virgin side of your nationality.

I go make you Ms British Pregnant Island!

Fine babe!

GenBuhari: Explain how Abacha's is linked to those travelers cheques

I should waste my time giving details to a person that insists Abacha never stole despite the numerous repatriation of money he looted and stashed in foreign banks and his son refusing to sign billions over to government?

chidindufrank: Muhammadu Buhari
Muhammadu Buhari
7th Head of State of Nigeria
In office
December 31, 1983 – August 27, 1985
Preceded byShehu Shagari
Succeeded byIbrahim Babangida
Chairman Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation
In office
June 1978 – July 1978
Preceded byShehu Shagari
Succeeded byIbrahim Badamasi Babangida
Federal Commissioner for Petroleum and Natural Resources
In office
March 1976 – June 1978
Preceded byUnknown
Succeeded by(Merged with NNOC to form NNPC)[1]
Governor of North-Eastern State of Nigeria
In office
August 1975 – March 1976
Preceded byMusa Usman
Succeeded byNone as State Became Defunct
Personal details
Born December 17, 1942 (age 70)
Katsina state, Nigeria
NationalityNigerian
Political partyCongress for Progressive Change (CPC)
ReligionIslam
Military service
Service/branchNigerian Army
Years of service1962 - 1985
RankMajor General
Muhammadu Buhari (born December 17, 1942) was a Major General in the Nigerian Army and a former military ruler of Nigeria from December 31, 1983 to August 27, 1985. He also ran unsuccessfully for the office of the President of Nigeria in the 2003, 2007 and 2011 elections. His ethnic background is Fulani, and his faith is Islam; he is a native of Daura in Katsina State of Nigeria.
Minister of Petroleum
Buhari government
1985 coup and detention
Later years.
IBB Threatens to Expose Buhari's Corruption
Written by Nigeria Newsday Tuesday, 07 May 2013 20:10

Former President Ibrahim Babangida has threatened to expose the corruption of Former President
Mohammed Buhari especially as relates to his tenure as Minister of Petroleum.

Buhari was appointed Minister of Petroleum in 1976 under the Murtala/Obasanjo administration. Not much is known about any scandals that occured during his tenure as Minister, but there are rumors of the mysterious disappearance of US$2.8 Billion from the NNPC account in Midlands Bank in the United Kingdom, during Buhari’s stewardship.

Now that IBB has threatened to expose him, it lends a certain credibility to the rumors indicting Buhari of grand graft.

Babangida who released a statement through his media adviser, Prince Kassim Afegbua said, “On Gen. Buhari, it is not in IBB’s tradition to take up issues with his colleague former President. But for the purpose of record, we are conversant with Gen. Buhari’s so-called holier-than-thou attitude.

“He is a one-time Minister of Petroleum and we have good records of his tenure as minister. Secondly, he also presided over the Petroleum Trust Fund ( PTF) which records we also have. We challenge him to come out with clean hands in those two portfolios he headed. Or, we will help him to expose his. “records of performance during those periods. Those who live in glass houses do not throw stones. Gen. Buhari should be properly guided.” Help your empty skull

You are a person!

What is "minister of petroleum trust fund"?

ItsModella:
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Please, where did they get this girl from? She can't even speak properly....like what the hell?

What is wrong with her speech?

Wallie: I hope miss Cote D'Ivoire wins! Her older sister is just as beautiful and tall! Her mom is about 6ft2, older sister about 6ft3, one brother about 6ft11 and another about 6ft7.

That is a weakness in my view, not an asset.

Having the height of a man is not attractive to most men. Even guys that are 6ft 7 are rarely interested in any woman over 5ft 10.

ajf: Tanzania, coted'voire, Cameroon yeeeeeee!!!!! Saving the pictures right away...........
Abeg, aw that south Sudan chick reach that place sef?!!

If you have seen the average South Sudanese women, you would give them a standing ovation for digging deep and searching wide to thrust this contestant forward.

From what I have seen, by South Sudan's standard, she is fcking STUNNING!

GenBuhari: Gbam!
current looters are using Abacha's name to deflect attention from their own massive ongoing looting.
Ignorant Nigerians that lack ability to think critically are believing it.
Abet what links Abacha to travelers cheques that someone tried to cash 15 years after Abacha's death?

Cretinous person!

Yes, it is a conspiracy against Abacha by some imaginery people that you picked out from your critically thinking arsse.

dagbenga: miss Lestho whoh whoh no b small !

Can someone ban this guy for being so incredibly daft as to copy and quote the entire set of pictures?

Angola, CIV and South Africa all the way.

chidindufrank: Minister of petroleum trust fund was General Mohamadu Buhari. Dan Etebete was minister of petroleum. Please go back to your history class

chidindufrank: Your brain is empty

You are a person!

What is "minister of petroleum trust fund"? In which country?

And you are the person telling someone to go back to history class?

Cretinous product of a failed education system.

omicpet: am tired of people saying abacha drained this country. how much. you tell me a millitary head of state looted $3billion over a periodvof 5vyrs and u scream abacha. why not ask yourselfs how much has our civillian presidents over the years looted. obj loot so tey we lost count. him still dey loot. senators governors legislators and few to mention even OGA LG AND IG no carry last.. abegi jor face d culprits not a dead man. mtcheee shior. abi una don forget say wen abacha deyvtown fuel price was 22 naira. exchange rate of naira to dollar was reasonable. nigerians were honoures and valued in Africa and arround the world. youths had gainful employements. pls i can go on. abi u forget operation sweep for lagos. the waste bin at every t junction. stable electricity. pipe borne water. food yafun yafun.

You are a person!

You are a cretinous person!

A cretinous product of a failed education system. No wonder your brain is fried dried like Kilishi to the point you reason like a baboon!

chidindufrank: This is the main reason why Northerners want power by all means so that the north would continue to loot us dry. The money Abacha looted is/was oil money. The question is,Who was the minister of petroleum trust fund during Abacha's iron reign?

You are a person!

First of all, there is nothing like "minister of petroleum trust fund" in Nigeria, cretin.

Secondly, we have minister of petroleum. And the minister of petroleum under Abacha was called Dan Etete.

Dan Etete, I can guarantee you is not from Sokoto. ...........Maybe he is from "Jigawa", I am not sure.

Dan Etete is a convicted criminal that sold himself (under a false name) an oil block for $2m while he was minister of petroleum.

When he tried to sell it on years later and the major oil companies refuse to pay him because they knew it was a false name and it would be illegal in Nigeria to engage in such a transaction and they might be jailed in their own countries. Guess what happened and who stepped in?

It is a man from "Kano" called Goodluck Jonathan who helped negotiate and collect the money ($1.1bn) for the convicted criminal and helped him rob Nigeria. And Goodluck Jonathan is a president o! He used Nigeria government as a middleman to complete the transaction so as to achieve 2 things:

1) The oil companies officials can conclude the transaction without fear of jail because they can claim they dealt with Nigerian government and whatever corruption takes place after that is not their business.

2) Convicted criminal Dan Etete can get his loot of $1.1bn that he stole from Nigeria for $2m while breaking the law.

There were indications that the UK Police may invoke the Mutual Legal Assistance to seek the extradition of Mohammed Sanni, who is allegedly linked to the probe.

Mutual Legal Assistance?



In their wildest dreams.

Under the government of the cretinous Silverback Gorilla called Jonathan?

Expect them to be frustrated and this to be buried.

They better wait till after 2015 after this person is chased away from Aso Rock before they ask for their legal assistance.

The same criminal person president that negotiated $1bn payment for a convicted felon that robbed the nation?

The same criminal person president that has ensured no one has been prosecuted or jailed for taking bribes to sell national assets even when their white accomplices have been jailed in the US and they have named who they bribed?

This people would be protected from prosecution by Jonathan's government. They just need to "see" (see him very well) the Attorney General of Nigeria, Bello Adoke, and he would write letters to block and restrain any Nigerian government establishment helping the British.

Oh, God! Nigerians are such ludicrous fucktards.

I just saw an example or the typical ridiculous "insults" I see on NL in this video.

It is the same person who is working for peanuts as a public traffic warden under a battering sun that is "insulting" another person that "So it is danfo you are taking, you no dey shame? Your mates are taking taxis".

Like if a person like him can afford a taxi. Are his own mates not taking taxis? It is always someoneelse's achievement person Nigerians use to "insult" others, not their own achievements.

I am sure he can hardly afford the ordinary danfo himself and probably uses his Leg-sus to commute. Reminds me of fucktards on NL that are always saying those in the UK are suffering and "your mates are doing blah blah". Like if their miserable life in Nigeria, struggling to find their next meal, is like living in Kuwait.

portage: Tinapa was never a mistake as some people insinuated earlier on. Saw this thread earlier on this morning but just couldn’t participate simply because I had to go to work. We already talked about tourism in Nigeria some two years ago (June/July 2011) if I am not mistaken. If you check my comments am sure you will find my contributions to comments regarding Nigerian Tourism.

Here is my take again: Donald Duke did very well by building this place. The problem now is for businesses to invest in areas such as transportation! For example, what stops our so called BIG Banks from investing in things such as railway service? They can make it private and build few rail stations (in strategic places o) about six and run a scheduled trip from wherever these stations are located! In my opinion, the only thing our banks know how to do is employ all these desperate young girls and push them out to go and solicit for deposits all in the name of meeting targets!!! By the way, these young children are exposed to all manner of unwanted harassment.

Also, the bulk of Tinapa failure is wholeheartedly on whoever is managing the place! The key problem with Tinapa is it is too expensive and cumbersome for people to get to the destination! Haba, kilode, is not enjoyment you are looking for?? Why do you have to subject yourself to so much stress before you can enjoy your hard earned money!!
Also, Hotel pricing in these entire destination is mind blowing! Kilode, even the $1500 room is not even worth it if you ask me. Even, the Hyatt, Regency or even Durys Inn, Marriotts can never ask you to pay such amount for a night stay. Yes, and this is regardless of maybe all the hotels I mentioned are located in the heart of NY, Niagara fall, downtown los Angeles, Chicago, Pittsburgh, Orlando Florida, or West Central London……..Mayfair area to be precise (where you expect to pay mega o).

So, tell me as a Nigerian (with some money to spend o) will prefer to go to Tinapa?? They will rather travel to destination outside Nigeria of course!! When all you got to do is jump on the next available flight and sleep in a $180 room per night and enjoy all the extras that come with it!!

To all the managers of the Tinapa-Anwers on how to manage the Tinapa is already in Management textbooks. Do yourselves a favor and save your job by picking one of these books up, read and apply the strategies.

All the best o!

Well said!

Give me the contract and I would easily turnaround the fortunes in 12 months with a new strategy even without the building of any new infrastructure. Just pure business brains.

Allah, no be mouth!

Atouke: Why don't you stick to comparison with areas you are familiar with or you just want to show off that you can draw comparison from the US.
The distance between LA to Las Vegas is 265 miles nor 426 km and the distance between lagos and calabar =469mi or 756km. calabar to lagos is almost twice the distance between LA and Las vegas isn't that more than a little?
In your next attempt to show off/make wrong comparison, pls use google as it will save you the embarrassment.

That said TINAPA is a great project and the location is perfect but my 2 cents diagnosis for the woes of TINAPA is that the project was a bit too futuristic for Nigeria as at when it was conceived and built, But Nigerian economy and Nigerians are gradually maturing to match the use of tinapa, As the maturing process progresses ie viz a viz the increase of middle class with disposable incomes for vacations/ site seeing,Improvement of the economy of Cross river and its neighbouring states, the improvement of transportation infrastructures in Nigeria and the security improvement . TINAPA will attend its full potentials. Recently there was news of the centre being used to host events like the NBA conference thats some innovation for the use of the place wouldn't you say?
I perceive more such profitable innovation detected by market forces for the Utilization of TINAPA.

Ah, I was wondering o.

I know even if the roads in Nigeria were like German motorway and you were flying on it, after 4 hours, you never fit pass Asaba. Talkless of reaching Calabar in 3 hours.

agbameta: Exactly. but maybe fast trains because def not the obsolete locomotives Nigeria is spending billions on today...

I still think road travel remains the best option simply because it's possible to make it to Tinapa from Lagos within 4-5 hours.

The distance from Lagos to Tinapa is just a little over the same distance from Los Angeles to Las vegas and with solid roads to travel on, they'll strike Gold in Tinapa in no time..


Seriously, showing other people pictures of you flossing and enjoying all the glitz in Dubai looks more sexy to the average Nigerian than showing folks pictures of you in Obudu or Tinapa.

O'boy, you sure dem never jail you for flying on the motorway before?

I no go enter car with you driving lai lai!

Timehin: Its nauseating reading your name-calling/insults on the president. And if I may ask will the death of PDP proffers all solutions to our problems Will PDP members migrate to mars afterwards

Kindly avoid responding if you 'can't help-it' without insults cos I dislike uncouth attitudes.

How is calling Jonathan a Retardeen an insult or name-calling?

That is like saying calling Osama Bin-Laden a Terrorist is an insult or name-calling.

ngozievergreen: even ppl that dont know the length and breadth of onitsha are talking.
Onitsha isnt only abt upper iweka and d market.
There are parts of Onitsha where even a pin drop can be heard, with nice natural scenery.

Which parts?

How clean is Onitsha itself?

I have been there and I can say categorically that, bar the slums of Lagos, it was the dirtiest and most unplanned place I have ever seen in Nigeria.

How are you going to go and build a luxury resort there?

Afam4eva: If you mean Onitsha market then you're right but the outskirts of Onitsha has one of the best sceneries in Africa where something like that can be built and people in the city have the financial muscle to utilize such a place. They don't need to wait for people from outside to do so.

Onitsha does not generally have the scenery to pull it off.

Calabar is probably the neatest and prettiest town in Nigeria.

deshclones: Niggah sup....what in fccks name happened to you...been long man....

Me, I dey o. Just enjoying myself.