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[quote author=lilyheaven post=129213370]I just drive to work, do my duties, enter mall, buy whatever I want, come back home.
Most times, I do online shopping.
if I’m chatting with you online and you like miscommunication, I will Leave you, I don’t have strength to argue.
If I come to nairaland , and meet these human beings that like insulting each other, as if they will win award on the “best online insultee. “. I don’t bother reading their post, I will just jump over.

I watch tv , play games and sleep.
I don’t like entertaining visitors, and I don’t like visiting anyone.

I haven’t looked for anyone problems neither has anyone looked for mine.

My male neighbor , keeps coming to my door to ask for what is not obtainable, can I have this, can I have that.
Then he said, can you follow me to my church for a service?
I said I’m not interested in going anywhere that won’t earn me money



Life of an introvert and drama free fellow

Queengee:
I currently lives and work a 250k monthly Job in Lagos, recently I got an offer for a 500k job in portHarcourt so am still contemplating whether to accept the offer or not. I heard portHarcourt is very expensive compare to Lagos, so I don't want to make wrong decision.

Expensive compared to Lagos?

I reside in Port Harcourt and I humbly opine that You should accept the Job offer in Port Harcourt.
PH is serene
less traffic jam
House rent is not as costly as Lagos.

humilitypays:
shatap there, why must every poster here wish him HML, for what?


Don't you know that in every gathering of 12, there must be Judas?


If everybody is scared to tell him some bitter truth, fearless people like us must tell him that


Why must a man be the one posting and splashing his pre-wedding pictures all over the Internet like he is the first man to ever get married to an average looking bride?


Did you see Jay Z, Kanye West, Tom Cruise, Seyi Tinubu and other well to do men posting their pre-wedding pictures all over the place?

It is women that celebrate weddings, not men, so it's an act of Simpson and brokeism that makes some simple guys celebrate marrying an average girl they managed to get as if they are getting married to Princess of Edinburgh

hahahaha
you are funny, your post made me laugh.
calm down, Marriage is worth celebrating.

Caleb15:
This could have been us @samantha24

That Southy Girl is no longer active. Before she left, she informed us that she will leave soon and said plans are in the pipeline for her marriage to her Doctor Boyfriend.

humilitypays:
Normally, any man weh de too excited that he is about to marry a pretty lady by posting their pre-wedding pictures all over the place is usually one of the below:


1.) a broke simp
2.) a money miss road etembe
3.) a playboy trying to pepper numerous exes
4.) a broke guy weh him aunt or mom helped to hook up a village fine girl

...and the wife is not that beautiful, just that Nairaland mostly witness pre-wedding pictures of ugly and average brides


#TableBreaker

Did he snatch your Girlfriend?

This is bad energy from you
you should have just wish him happy married life and move on.

Viper000:
Congratulations bro!
Your wife is beautiful, good height, natural original skin color.
I go soon post my own pre-wedding. na @Jewessgratitud3 i wan marry, na like dis I wan take carry her go see my people

So hilarious

labake1:
Post colonial era

But here in Rivers state, It's a popular meal as back as the 19th century (King Jaja era).

labake1:
Igbo don come again, make una dey stay one place
Egusi na Ghana soup, it was a Yoruba woman that was the first person to cook it because she married a Ghanian then other tribes started preparing it

Really?

Which year?

iwaeda:
https://dailytrust.com/palliatives-isnt-solution-to-hardship-bayelsa-gov/

A thoughtful speech so on point

[quote author=Kelklein post=129203563]One of the lyrics line says ' I love you like NEPA love to take light'

"I love you like fuel like to catch fire
I love you like Govt like to owe Teacher
I love you
Mama G...."

Mama G sang this song in 2007
Nostalgia

derecho:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZZZ54hM288

Patience Ozokwor(Mama G) sang this song in 2007.

Jogs1900:
They have serious family issues.Femi Falana already withdrew from their case that they should sort themselves out.Someone in Mohbads family is definitely in support of Wunmis actions.

It's better for Femi Falana withdraw from that case, there's so much animosity in that Mohbad's family.

BrighterSyde:
A man came to my place of work for routine tests with his family. We discovered he is not the father. He himself has never doubted the kids. They just came cos they all want to know their genotype. And you are here saying since a man never doubted then he is the father? You are getting worse with your reasoning

Even former chelsea player, Geremi Njitap was deceived by his wife for 12 years.
Paternity fraud

Gerrard59:
Going to Maitama is futile, crowded and somehow competitive, na to target Tropicana and anywhere around the numerous tertiary institutions in the state. Ikpa, there are strategies to this thing, which I cannot divulge in public.

Ikpa road?
Are you sure , you are not the man that carry that Hall 6 (female hostel) Girl go were she no know that year?

Saviourk:
2m for one night stand? Fear Nigerian women

That chioma is so funny

Gerrard59:
Not too much of a fan, but I love and appreciate thick thighs. When I see those thighs, I picture myself burying my entire head and face in the middle. Man, sex is sweet, and God bless the day he created women with big and mid-size breasts and thick thighs.

I love them.

Na your type dey go Maitama every night.
In Asari's voice "this man...."

tutudesz:
Trump is a great man

Trump may win Biden in the next election.

extol1:
Did Woke conduct LGA election while in power?

Yes, wike conducted LGA elections in 2021.
Their tenure will expire soon hence the need to conduct another LG elections.
We stand with SIM Fubara, wike and co. Should focus on FCT and leave Rivers state for SIM.

Christistruth00:
It is not Ojukwu's Property

It is the Property of Ojukwu's Father Sir Louis Ojukwu
Who had Other Children too apart from Ojukwu himself


Bianca and her kids have all the Ojukwu Family Property now

sir, elucidate for clarity.
You mean both Gen. Emeka and his father lious Ojukwu properties all was given to Bianca, Emeka's wife.
Where's Emeka's siblings?
Where's Emeka's children from his other wives?

OneCandleAway:
It was one evangelist that started this child with pandemic

Prohetess Helen UKpabio

Sangoamadioha1:
Na that Helen Ukpabio(abi wetin be that her name) that is to be blamed. With all her films those years concentrating witchcraft in the family.

That prohetess is one of the religious cleric with an archaic mentality.

[quote author=SeeWahala post=129166072]Hmm, it's like all the child witches in nigeria are found in Akwa Ibom and all the adult witches are found in Edo

graduation or migration?

The sad reality

ddippset:
This is so sweet..

Even Wike himself wouldn't believe that this is befalling him so soon after he left the seat.

He has always thought that he owned Rivers state.

He has always thought that Odilli could be betrayed, Amaechi could be betrayed..
But he? NEVER NEVER NEVER!


So many people who ate from Amaechi ran to Wike and insulted the hell out of Amaechi for 8 years.
Wike thought it was because he was so good and so loved

Unknown to him, these politicians are controlled wholly by their stomachs.

Once their man leaves power, slowly but surely they move onto the next customer.

It's only a matter of time, 80 percent of those minions of his shouting Wike, Wike, Wike today would shout Sim, Sim , Sim very soon.

Wike don't get mad at them,, you betrayed all your benefactors yesterday, you will be betrayed today..

Politics is only a game around here, Don't hate the players, hate the game.

The sad reality

gaby:
Who Sabi preach here?

Righteoness2 can do the Job very well. He's our Nairaland resident pastor

Anticipating the full story congratulations for leaving this Agbado kingdom

vanitybutiwanti:
nope mama tolu is from Cameron and I don't think she's a journalist, Do you have any links to her work?

Tolu, the first
Lara, the second

it adds up now

vanitybutiwanti:
just confirmed, she's actually from Cameron but she speaks fluent Yoruba

The Lara I know is from Kogi(okun-yoruba)
she's a journalist
that's why I am asking
Did he marry 2 wives?

[quote author=phorget post=129141878]So you work in power sector? Hope say no be people swear catch you so?

Na NEPA staff
so hilarious

vanitybutiwanti:
yes I've seen it, Richard Akinola was a Deacon a church I attended in lagos some years back and he's also one of the journalists that benefitted from Odili's largesse as governor, he knows nothing, he also supported Osibanjo at the APC primary. I know him down to his togolese wife and his first and second sons in the UK. He knows nothing about wike, wike is not a pretender and he doesn't hide his feelings, when he doesn't like a person the whole world knows that he doesn't like a person, unlike pretentious snakes like fubara and odili

Togolese?
Akinnola's wife is from kogi state(okun- yoruba)

Did He marry 2 wives?

Saturnalia:
This world is becoming funny.

The Islamic Sphere is gradually evolving and gravitating towards social norms that were hitherto, tagged “HARAM”.

Our brothers & sisters up North should emancipate themselves from the shackles of religion and mental slavery.

In 2002, it was a “Beauty Pageant” such as this, that caused the bloody riots that razed both Kano and Kaduna to ashes.

https://punchng.com/we-escaped-with-our-lives-not-our-belongings-credentials-victim-of-2002-miss-world-riots/?amp

Now, your role models and the owners of the religion you carry for head like gala, are telling you that they’re now accommodating & indulging in Alcohol Consumption and Beauty Pageantry.

In Nas voice: ”I’d Civilize Every Savage”

The sad reality