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richmond500:
MacMillan and lantern are different books I think.

Yes, that's why I use the /or sign
I strongly believe it is Macmillan, if it is not Mm then it is lantern press.
It's been decades I read this Ali and simbi primary school textbook.

Hisbah:
Hello family, my elder brother has decided to be totally useless. He doesn't want to do anything. Just idling around and eating mama thank you. At age of 49 he is yet to get married. The only thing he does is pressing his phone from morning till night. He is a popular person here. He spends his entire time on this forum. Our aged parents are extremely worried about this unwanted development. Everyone in both our immediate and extended family have talked to him about getting any job but he is stubbornly rejecting every help offered to him. Pls house, what's the best way to go about this. He is my elder brother and I don't want him to end up useless for life.

He needs counselling and re-orientation

richmond500:
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Yes, I do

MacMillan/lantern primary one English textbook

richmond500:
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Yes, I do Macmilan primary one English textbook

BleedingPen:
https://metrowatchxtra.com/2023/06/27/we-have-failed-you-all-uniben-sug-vp-resigns-amid-tuition-hike-saga-metrowatch/

Novelty

DevilsEqual:
Her hips isnt wide enough
He should have gone for that SA sec school teacher with that gigantic hip Lulu....What is worth doing is worth doing well

Better to get sacked for dying on a mountainous hip

Samantha124 will sue you for chasing a "mountainous hip" 😁

ByeByeToSapa1:
this person on twitter nairaland or IG?

on Nairaland, check Eminentsconsult and Joywendy.

sharpillo:
ITS MY WIFE'S BIRTHDAY:

Dear Wifey,

Today is very special to me especially as it falls in the month of June.

The month of my birth and the month when Kings, Queens and Special creatures created by God were birthed.

It's your birthday and I celebrate the Amazon you have grown to become. You are not only my wife but also my best friend. You listen to my midnight rants and put up with all my bad habits and disturbances.

I am happy and lucky to have found you, a partner I can discuss anything with and be myself. Whenever I am tired of fighting my way in this world, it is your presence that gives me peace and boosts my morale to fight on.

Dear Wifey, I feel proud when my friends and family eulogize the good in you, we do not fight about who is more and less because we both know how important we are to each other. The best part of our relationship is we both understand each other’s unspoken thoughts. I will love you forever my sweetheart. Thank you for understanding and forgiving my excesses. Thank you for the quick reconciliation whenever the road goes tough!

I am not the most handsome man on earth, neither am I a match for your beauty and special blue eyes, but you chose and loved me unconditionally, for this I am grateful!

You love me with all your heart and trust me with your life. This always made me strive and be the best husband for you. And I will continue to try my best to prove a good husband to you and our kids.

I count myself lucky to have a loyal, respectful and industrial woman like you as my wife; I feel proud whenever I think of the fact that I am your husband and father of our beloved blue eyes daughters "Usamali Elliana" and "Uwuma Elsie".

Thank you for not also living off worldly things; even when I turned empty handed on most of your requests and needs, I could find the happiness in your eyes just to see me and know I have the zeal to take you anywhere of your choice with time.

I wish to spend many more amazing years, loving you and our kids, fighting and making up for you. Babe! You go enjoy oh, no worry!

Many men might have beautiful wives, some might have kind-hearted wives as you but having an understanding wife who respects me and welcomes my friends who come to the house at intervals even when it's not convenient for you, now that is something rare and I don't take it for granted.

I am glad that I got that rare woman in my life. I still wonder how you can understand my every single gesture, every unspoken word!

I know I am not an easy guy, I am short-tempered and impatient but you never let my weaknesses overwhelm me. Thank you for protecting this union and proving detractors wrong.

You have always loved and respected me the same, even during the times when I was least loveable, when people saw me as an "Ordinary MC and Event Manager", when some saw me as a "Social Media Data Boy", today the story is different. Thank you for turning my life around and changing me into who I am now. I love you with all my heart babe.

I would go on and on to write but let me stop here for now.

Enjoy your new age my Jewel of Inestimable Value!

Happy Birthday once more my Love!

Happy Birthday

jaybee3:
Unless you are a high frequency trader with direct access to financial data (eliminating data latency), your TA is only worth gold in a directionless market

It's been a long time, jaybee3
Welcome back.

Omoalaji12:
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elotajohn1:
Rwanda has been the country I want to travel to.

Someone should tell me a thing or two about Rwanda

Rwanda have one of the cleanest capital city- Kigali.
But not much in terms of job opportunities.

ruggedtimi:
na girls wey dey spray hair green go dey follow you....those area girls wey dey wear fake prada t shirts / big big Crocs. Dey flag their iphone....well everyone got where he belongs too. Those same set of people also see others as weirdo and old school.

So funny, Binaowei.

sharone21:
It seems since J succeeded with Yul, side chicks are more emboldened to try their luck...

If the news going around is true, the wicked person is that one who so belittled herself to continue to stick to B even when everyone knows he is married to the extent of getting pregnant for him..... It takes grace for the lawful wife to forgive her after forgiving her husband....

Anyway, there is money and I pray B will have the wisdom to handle issues so there wouldn't be any form of future rivalry in anyway with the offsprings of these 2 women( the one inside and outside).... If he is poor and starts depriving the one inside plus her kid of their rights/ money that is where kasala dey

Aptly written
Alua! Alua

pocohantas:
Well said. Whether true or not, he remains the father of her child. She has to handle things with tact. People waiting for her to flog her husband in public need medical attention and I would be disappointed if she acts in that manner. Leave drama for Tonto and Nkechi oni idi nla.

Social media inlaws want Adesua to leave Banky w, years later she will be pleading to come back like Caroline Ekanem plea to Alhaji Danjuma.

sharone21:
Husband and wife matter is somehow.... But unless he beats u and begins to threaten your existence( physically or otherwise), I think it is best u stay put oooo instead Obiageli who hasn't suffered even if na small with the man, will just come and continue enjoying from where u stopped.

See, K Kanye's ex, Kanye has remarried and see Tiger Woods ex, Tiger hasn't remarried but the ex now has 2 as baby mama to a American 'Football' player after having 2 for Tiger Wood. Why should I demote myself to baby mama status from wifey status? Though, T allegedly CHEATED with many even, paying them not to speak out....

Most men cheat, so if u leave one to go get new one that u think doesn't cheat( initially), it makes one's life so unstable and scattered as a woman contrary to what u would have initially expected out of life maritally especially if u are the 'conservative' type.

A remorseful man will beg his wife in the house and as a forgiver, the woman should accept.... I believe B has done the needful and even restitute to his wife if need be..... But, men try to FEAR God..... E be like say one thing that can make men to plenty pass women in the world beyond is infidelity/ fornication.

Sometimes u wonder why women don't get pregnant the time they want it, the hubby will behave as if he is concerned not knowing that he is scattering his seed..... Anyway, she has helped wifey with childbearing

May God help us all.

You nailed it, so true.
The world population shows that There are more women than men.

Grit2943:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/06/25/mob-beats-butcher-death-over-alleged-blasphemy-nigerias-sokoto-state

What a wicked mob, religious intolerance.
So barbaric.

Yankiss:
We miss you Mama Peace. Just like yesterday. English was afraid of you. Even one learned international laureate who couldn't understand your peculiar grammar and tough stand on national issues called you Shepoppotamus. You are to date the strongest first lady Nigeria ever had. WE made light of everything. You made us laugh and forget our sorrows.

Yes ooo, we miss her.

femisplash:
Well, the biggest gospel artiste from Nigeria yet, is Panam Percy Paul and he's from the North.

Panam percy paul is from Adamawa
"Master of the universe" is one of the best Gospel songs.

mrvitalis:
Omah lay is from ogba in rivers state... It's understandable to mistake them as ikwerre they are a distant igbiod group

Him and burner are from same place even muma gee

None of them is Igbo
Even Muma gee is Ijaw from Abua-Odual in Rivers state.

seunmsg:
Burna boy is Igbo now.

BurnaBoy is Ijaw(Engenni clan) in Ahoada west in Rivers state. Stop lying

BentizilL:
You said Omah lay is ekpeye your brother said he's ikwere, who should I believe now?

All in all stop land grabbing, Omah Lay and Burna boy are not Igbo 🤷

Yes, they are not Igbos
Burnaboy is from Ahoada West LGA
Omah lay is from ONELGA
Both in Rivers state.

Abagworo:
Victony, Tempo, Crayon, Rema, Poco Lee, Soft, Korra Obidi, Blaqbonez, Odumodubl^ck, Omah Lay, Nonso Amadi, Chike and a whole lot are Igbos

Rema is Bini in Edo state
Omah lay is Ogba in Rivers State
Korra Obidi is Enuani in Delta state.

DocJoseph:
Happy Sunday my friends. Straight to my question, I want to know how relevant is a certificate in Akwa Ibom State university in our society? I am about to enroll for a programme but want to be sure before I do. Can her(AKSU) certificate be compared to other higher institutions? How is it rated?
God bless you all for your candid contribution

AKSU programme is accredited by the NUC, so it's recognized by all.
UNIUYO is better, btw which course do you want to apply for?

BscHolder:
whats your location? If you're in ph chat me up

Which area in PH and what's the job description?

Richdee1:
Make I request here before children of hate and perdition full here.
I'm a social worker looking for job in NGO sector or foundation
I have experience working with Gender Based Violence individuals, experience as a social worker/protection officer
Experience in counselling and as a caseworker helping marriages and families get back together

I'm available to relocate
Bsc. Social Work

Chat with Joywendy or follow Eminentsconsults for NGO jobs opening.

ConsciousMan01:
It's sad hearing this coming out from a pastor.. something the muslims can't even think of saying..he even went as far as labeling a chapter of the bible demonic... and how does he know all these if he hadn't patronized them or have dealings with them? I pity people attending his churches..

You nailed it
why the hatred from a pastor?

OLAADEGBU:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj6Ikbp3ggA



Source

Why the hatred for one another in Christianity?

DaRuud:
Move to Kabusa , you may get a house of #70k yearly.

Transportation fare
To : #500
Fro : #500
Total of #1000

#1000 x 20 days
= #20000


Monthly salary - Transportation fare

#50000 - #20000 = #30000 left
#30000 x 12 = #360000


#360000 -#70000 =
#290000


From the #290000 - ( utility bills - water , food , cloth , recharge card , data , shoes , . . . . )

Whole you are still working there , try ainmit application in other places , you might be surprised to get a job of #100000


Las las we go survive .


Welcome to Nigeria !

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Is kabusa far from Wuse?

ArcChu:
Rent a single room at Galadimawa Village at less than 50k for a year, manage it till you grow. Meanwhile 1 month working in that environment is enough to get a place to cohabit

Is Galadimawa village far from Wuse?

Bunsy90:
You guys are Not serious. Like I don't Get. Hall of Fame is now a child's play? What special thing has Hilda Baci done that others cannot do? Who she don epp?
What has he done for her immediate and extended family or her community. Yes, I appreciate the fact that she broke a cooking record and GWR recognized her efforts. Nigerians are also proud of her, but to induct her in the Hall Of Fame is unnecessary and wide off the Mark. It means the bar has been so lowered that any Tom, Dick and Harry can now be inducted.

Lack of activity by the set of unserious Lawmakers.

CalmElder:
Do the following:

1. Check your blood sugar levels

2. Stop eating sugar, stop taking alcohol, reduce bread consumption.
Eat more of veggies, eggs, unripe plantains, beans, yam. Anything without starch.

3. Drink plenty water, beet juice, bitter leaf juice, release stress build up any way you can and exercise regularly.

Follow the above rules and finally;

4. Chop turmeric, Ginger, cloves, garlic, black pepper and soak in water. Add a dash of coconut or olive oil (turmeric works best with oil and black pepper), add vinegar or lemon or lime. Leave to stay for two days and use.
Continue the process.

Do the above, dem never born dat prick wey no go behave himself.

Good Prescription

Blackdisciple:
Well, try to go herbal, and shun anything sweet sometimes I take hot black coffee without sugar in the morning even though I sometimes add sugar to it.

My body is different from yours though and it is said that there's time for everything,there are some periods in a man's life when one might experience cumming so quick during the inner room job but on my side before the inner room job sometime only leaking honey makes me hard , coffee too, anything bitter makes me hard to be honest...

Infection also cause erectal dysfunction.
So try combining this..
Ginger
Garlic
Cloves
Some amount of honey, slice ginger and garlic then add cloves then boil for sometime filter then add some amount of honey to it stir it the you are good to go, can be taken in the morning before you eat and evening but that morning is important....

NB; Try staying away from sweet things for now, the only time I take sweet thing is when I buy soft drink that's after a month of the previous one and even if I do I do add water to Pepsi I bought...

Eating sugary things leads to diabetes
The OP should change his diet