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MechanicMike:
Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse)

is his wife fair? No oofencse

MechanicMike:
Helo...please are u intaressted in doin house girl work payin a coool 25k(25,000naira a months). My millionaire uncle is looking for two womens.this is Yor shance to make moiney. are u available please?(no oofencse)

Does your millionaire uncle hass white wife? No oooofense

TinubuDcrook:
I don't understand

Soap is 300 naira or less

Why would these ronu clowns go through the stress to snatch a baby or mine a skull just to produce bathing soap 🤷 ehh helinues

Lol. It's in their blood. Very lazy set of people

Shalommy:
Afon......,ja! Na them.

This must be a man disguised as a female behind this acc

NaijaGoBetter2:
But why did you cover her face?

She's yoluba

Men of the Lagos state police command have arrested a 49-year-old woman for allegedly trying to steal a day-old baby from a hospital in the Ojokoro area of the state on Friday, June 23.

According to the state police command, SP Benjamin Hundeyin, the Ojokoro police Division received information that the suspect arrived the hospital under the guise of being a patient and allegedly stole the infant.

”She entered the female ward and carried a day-old baby boy, while the mother was fast asleep after undergoing a surgery. Another patient noticed the fast movement of the suspect with the baby in her hand, alerted the hospital authority and the suspect was arrested. Upon interrogation, it was discovered that the suspect came from Oyo State. The suspect confessed that one Alfa contracted her to get a day-old baby to be used for money ritual,” he said

Hundeyin said that further investigation revealed that this was the second incident of child theft to be carried out by the suspect. He said the suspect will be arraigned in court as soon as investigation is completed while the baby has since been returned to the mother.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/6/woman-arrested-for-allegedly-stealing-baby-from-a-hospital-in-lagos.html

U dey beg with palmpay account? Hunger never jam u.

senatordave1:
What if atiku wins

its better them declare Atiku president than tinubu. Even though we know na obi get the mandate I don't want anything apc.

senatordave1:
Yet obi cannot prove his case

So what is Obi’s doing now in court? Cooking like hilda bassey right?

Keynes146:
Please guys I need your advice on this

I reduced my age by 2 years to apply for access bank graduate trainee program which requires not being more than 27 years.

I wrote the online assessment test and passed. Am required to write a physical test in portharcourt.

Am to bring along my birth certificate for verification

Please I want to know your opinion on this. I was thinking of applying for new birth certificate with a new age...

Apply for new birth cert. But then what happens to the age on ur sch certificates?

jmoore:
Which signs? If a girl can open her mouth and ask a guy for transport fare, recharge card, etc, she should be bold to also use same mouth to woo a man.

Lol. Peace is never an option

Meerahbel:
You of course. Studies have shown that when a lady does the wooing the man does not take her serious and considers her CHEAP

true sha. A girl been done woo me b4. The rest was history

Meerahbel:
Rule 1 NEVER woo a guy no matter how cute or the feelings you have for him
Rule 2 Give him subtle signs
Rule 3 DO not forget 1 & 2

Who should now do the wooing?

Candidlady:
Not all

Anyways ireally don't know what rejection feels like

I think u should go back home

siofragspot:
Werey........you deserved to be blocked

she want reap where she no sow

chiiraq802:
Nice one my gee 🤜🤛
Breakfast was served early.
Mk she tell us the no. of guys weh she don block too.
Nigeria girls are exactly what Mosdii said. 🚶

What did Mosdii say?

Kdon2:
Imagine how toxic this kind girl go be! The guy dodge bullet.

I'm telling u

Candidlady:
Not all

Anyways ireally don't know what rejection feels like

U don't mean it

Moh247:



Women can't cope with rejection...

Shoot your shot it fit catch or not...

Absolutely nothing personal everyone can't like you since you ain't Jollof rice or Shawarma


.

Might be she went for a high class guy with money

https://alexis.lindaikejisblog.com/photos/shares/Nigerian%20lady%20recounts%20how%20she%20was%20blocked%20by%20a%20guy%20she%20tried%20wooing_1687461350.png

A Nigerian lady has narrated how she got blocked by a guy she tried asking out.

@Pretty_Vikkii who shared the pickup line she used, concluded her tweet by stating that some “Nigerian guys deserve to be single till eternity".


She tweeted;

"Omo, I entered this guy Dm with a mad pickup line like "Guy , are you a school bus. Cause I see my children in you" The werey con block me, some of these Nigerian guys deserve to be single till eternity"

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/6/nigerian-lady-recounts-how-she-was-blocked-by-a-guy-she-tried-wooing-2.html

senatordave1:
I predicted atiku vs buhari

I'm glad u said predicted.

senatordave1:
No time to spare.he rubbished himself

Lol. Your lawyer doesn't knows the exact number of units in total. He needs to pay the witness for receiving free lectures today. what happened to ur other garfield1 account?

senatordave1:
That is obi is using 12 units to determine what happened in 176 units? He thinks this is omambala

Your so call lawyers don't even know the exact numbers of pu's. Lol but the witness corrected him by stating the exact number. Who is in for business? That alone should tell u he means business. If out of 12 units he Carried out his research and saw different pictures in all and discrepancies in the 12 units, what's the needs of wasting time in the remaining faulty 176?

senatordave1:
Self destruct mode

U are very funny. U have never for once accepted that ur lawyers have ever made mistakes. They are 💯 % right lol.

sultanofpigs:
Imagine a SAN asking what is decrypt!!!

These Agbadorian SANs are truly quota system hacks.


WITNESS FOR LP is on FIRE!!

NIGERIANs, see how your true president assembles people with smashing credentials to actually rubbish 'quota system' SANs that are antiquated in their thinking

Peter Obi is articulate and excellent!!.

Witness is so smart.

MyPoint:
You don't even understand what is happening to you guys.

LP has 5 prayers to the court. The battle is (LP vs APC) and (LP Vs PDP)

See the strategy very here:

1. If the court rules and disqualify's Shettima, or Tinubu on the basis of dual citizenship or drug records, APC looses and the battle will now be between PDP and LP

2. If the court rules on 25% of FCT this handles APC and PDP. LP will tak it.

3. If the court rules on the process and decides to recount(which is the reason of all the documents brought by LP), LP will take the day. That was reason the LP brought witness from Adamawa.

All the witnesses you see today are focusing on presenting that the election went well but INEC did not upload result for a simple reason to rig the election..

Ur only wasting ur time explaining to an unrepented man

senatordave1:
Wow,that further suggests miss clarity perjured

Garfield1.

I'll take u serious if u open ur own thread, or if u become a renowned lawyer

IamV:
Where's Loosecanon50,saintbillion,mypoint and many more I can't remember.
Guess your are doing great ?

I'm here boss. I was just refreshing your profile through out yesterday. A day without ur updates make no sense to be on the political section on NL. Welcome bro. Good job.

Oya, when u catch them red handed what is that excuse?

My ex told me "He who have not sin should be the first to cast the stone" of course I didn't just cast the stone, I casted away the relationship