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orlando5:
No picture and u are disturbing laalasticlala

The identity of the woman was hidden... Remember she is an old woman..

Hope you get now

An elderly woman was found in possession of thousands of dollars worth of breast enlargement pills.

The 81-year-old woman, who is a retired teacher, was identified as Mrs. Wang. She lives alone in Shaanxi, China.

Wang lived comfortably by using her retirement income. However, when she recently began borrowing money from relatives on numerous occasions, her daughter, Ms. Feng, began to investigate.

Feng found that her mother has been spending all her money on health products, which was recommended to her by a friendly telemarketer.

The telemarketer took the time to shower the elderly woman with affection, and he kept her company on the phone while she was lonely.

Ms. Wang began to enjoy the attention from the telemarketer and she bought all the health products recommended to her.

Within six months, the elderly woman was conned into spending about $25,000 on products, which included many breast enlargement pills and other products that are unfit for use for the elderly or ones that don’t meet health standards.

Feng filed a complaint with the Consumer Complaints Center. An investigation was opened into the matter. Police said that the woman's 15 square meter apartment was filled with boxes of health supplements. It was stacked like a small mountain, most of which were still sealed.

Cang Hongjie, the Director of the Complaints Center, said investigators concluded that Wang did not intend to use the products she was persuaded to buy.

After police managed to track down and contact the telemarketing company, they finally agreed to take back all unopened products and they reimburse Mrs. Wang a total of $17,804.

Source:
http://rtm-ajayi..com/2016/01/81-year-old-does-breast-enlargement-to.html

cc: lalasticlala

lalasticlala.. Do the needful abeg

God help us

The Taraba State Government says it is trying to contain the outbreak of Lassa fever.

The state’s Commissioner of Health, Dr. Innocent Vakkai, said one person has been confirmed dead, while two others are being observed.

He added that their blood samples have been taken to the Irrua Specialists’ Hospital in Edo State for further confirmation.


The Information Commissioner has also asked members of the public not to panic, as the state government has responded swiftly to the outbreak.

Lassa fever outbreak occurred in Taraba State in February 2012, causing the death of 10 people, including a doctor and two nurses who attended to the patients.

According to CDC, Lassa fever is defined as an acute viral illness that occurs in west Africa. The illness was discovered in 1969 when two missionary nurses died in Nigeria. The virus is named after the town in Nigeria where the first cases occurred. The virus, a member of the virus family Arenaviridae, is a single-stranded RNA virus and is zoonotic, or animal-borne.

Lassa fever is endemic in parts of west Africa including Sierra Leone, Liberia, Guinea and Nigeria; however, other neighboring countries are also at risk, as the animal vector for Lassa virus, the "multimammate rat" (Mastomys natalensis) is distributed throughout the region. In 2009, the first case from Mali was reported in a traveler living in southern Mali; Ghana reported its first cases in late 2011. Isolated cases have also been reported in Côte d’Ivoire and Burkina Faso and there is serologic evidence of Lassa virus infection in Togo and Benin.

The number of Lassa virus infections per year in west Africa is estimated at 100,000 to 300,000, with approximately 5,000 deaths. Unfortunately, such estimates are crude, because surveillance for cases of the disease is not uniformly performed. In some areas of Sierra Leone and Liberia, it is known that 10%-16% of people admitted to hospitals every year have Lassa fever, which indicates the serious impact of the disease on the population of this region.


Source:
http://rtm-ajayi..com.ng/2016/01/taraba-government-confirms-lassa-fever.html

cc: lalasticlala

nwakibie3:
Bro plz how will I get to the location frm lekki phase 1?

From Lekki, enter a bus going to Ajah, walk towards the park and tell the drivers you going to Awoyaya, when you drop at Awoyaya, you ask anyone you going to Savannah Centre, you just walk back a bit.


To your success

dejianu:
hey boss... do u have any idea if d interview continues tomoro

i was suppose to come today but got huk up somewhere.... urgent reply plss

Yes bro... It continues tomorrow

nwakibie3:
U mean 40k for the 2mnths?

Monthly

oyelekeabo:
Gudmorning, pls, wat did u mean by the Job is just for 2month?

Good morning bro..
That's the info we got, the guy that address us states the job is a temporary one. Its a call centre one I think MTN is trying to update its database so you do more of calling to validate their customer profile.

So its just for 2 months

The job is real but it's good for those living in Ajah and Awoyaya area, when I calculated the fees I will be spending daily is roughly 1k, though its a shifting job, 6 hours and its weekdays also. I have to opt out when I calculate that at the end what I will be left with is just little as transport has taken a large chunk of it, also the job is just for 2 months..
The salary is 40k

They are real and they are not scammers... I am on my way home.. Good luck to those that stay behind

cephas01:
If you must make it up the ladder of greatness in life, you must take important everyday of your life. Those that makes visible impacts in life are those who takes eachday of their life like its their last.

It is high time you knew that as each day goes by, you are also wearing out and your strength is also reducing. It is these little days you see that comes together to form your lifetime.

I sometimes get baffled when I see people at a late age trying to put things/resources together to become great in life. The question that runs through my mind to them is were where day some years ago when day where a little younger ? What did they spend their days doing then ?

Onething I want us to know is that seeing each day is an opportunity to

• Look Back,

• Right Your Wrongs,

• Get New Ideas and

• Refire Instead Of Retire.

On many occasions, you get to meet people who claim to be having a great goal for their life but on asking then how their day was, all you hear is " my day was just there. " That is the best answer a failure can give.

If you can finish a day and you cannot boldly say, " as far as today is concerned, I went one or two steps higher." Then you need to watch it for the future blinks so obviously.

The same 24hours those top achievers have is the same 24hours allocated to you and me. The major reason why;

Taylor Hernadez in 2005 claimed the prestigious “Chester Awards” for inventing the “Magic Sponge Blocks” at the age of ten.

Or

Austin Meggitt an American schoolboy at the age of nine invented a device for carrying a baseball bat, ball and glove safely on the handlebars of a bicycle.

Or

John J. Stone-Parker a four year old boy in 1989 invented a star shaped gadget to prevent ice from slipping out of a drinking glass.

It is all because they spent eachday so well not only thinking of something big but also acting on it. There are lots of young minds that has made exploit by making good use of eachday. Seeing it as a chance to step beyond limits or bounds.

The question is

» HOW HAVE YOU BEEN SPENDING YOUR DAY ?

» IF YOU CONTINUE ON THAT NOTE, ARE YOU SURE OF A SUCCESSFUL END ?

» HAVE YOU NOT BEEN SPENDING YOUR DAY BASE ON HOW OTHERS SPEND THEIRS ?

I will release a secret to you today from my personal experience, most of those friends you see that plays or while away their time when you are there that you try to take after has times in that 24hours that they use in planning their life and then you won't be there.

I want you to know that we are different, what I will put up in 2hours, you might put it up in 5hours.

One other important problem militating against our being productive with our day that is eating us real deep is LAZINESS.

Laziness is what result in procrastination and procrastination result in failure. If you are a lazy type, you hunger and thirst for greatness will be seriously poor. Lazy people never wants to get out of their comfort zone. They spend each day satisfying unfruitful desires and at the end regrets.

WHAT ARE THE PRACTICAL STEPS TO MAKING YOUR DAY PRODUCTIVE :-

1. Analyse Your Life Pursuit :-

Everything you work for is making your life a great one and its towards this you channel your daily activities.

It is incumbent on every athlete to always check up where he is going as he takes each step in a race. So also you must keep checking your life pursuit eachday in other to know the next line of action.

With this, you get to know where you are going and where you are.

You get to know things you need to include as you journey.

You get to know how close or far you are to where you are going.

You get to know weather to increase you speed or maintain your tempo.

2. Rate YourSelf :-

This is one crucial thing that challenges you, and to get the best of it, you need to be sincere with yourself.

Trying rating you general pursuit on a scale of 1 to 100, see where you fall. This will help you to really run faster where needed and set your focus for the day.

3. Evaluate Your Previous Day :-

I want to believe you know this guides will be carried out right on your desk in the morning before you go out.

If you will get the best from today and not do more of an unfinished job, you mus evaluate your previous day. Most people start a thing today and was unable to finish it, instead of continuing the next day, they catch up with another thing. This is why you must always check your previous day so that you won't have more of abandoned project.

Previous day evaluation will also help you point out your mistake and prevent its repitition.

4. Set Your Goals For The Day :-

At this point, you need to spell out what you want to achieve for that day. This will also include your chores and other target s you have for the day.

Make sure you are careful in doing this, don't bring too many things into one day. Getting few things done successfully in one day pays off trying to do lots of things with none being successful.

5. Be Disciplined :-

The major problem of most people is the inability to discipline theirself. They make goals but don't follow it. They get engaged in something else. Some get carried away and leave their goals.

It is not just about desiring a good day but following up to make sure its realistic.

6. Resist Depression :-

Depression is one thing that renders people handicap. When you are depressed,you get weak and unable to act as you are suppose to.

You must try as much as possible to take away everything that will depress you or make you sad. When you are depressed, people get to take advantage of you and you even get subdued.

Depression amputates your ideas and hinders your actions. Depression makes you scared of stepping higher. You need to watch it.

7. Constant Assessment :-

As you journey the day, you must continually assess yourself to know your level of of progress. You must put your goals in black and white and tick them as you accomplish them.

This will help you know what is next one your agenda and keep you up and doing.

8. Prayer :-

Prayer is very important if you must get the best out of your day. Always commit your ways to the hands of God before you set out for the day.

You need to always commit everything you face into prayers because that is the master key. If you will agree with me that as mortal bodies, we can not see beyond our physical eyes so we need to employ the service of someone who sees both the physical and the spiritual. One who knows the end from the beginning to take charge. And this person is God.

So as we progress this new year, I want us to seek Gods help before you set out for the day.

Oga mi, kindly permit me to use your article on my blog, I will give the source and the writers id... Do I have your permission Sir?

SirLegal:
In a few days’ time, this year of our lord 2015 will become history, paving way for the new year 2016. In this extract, I try to highlight some moments of the year 2015 that shook the world, put some countries in distress and so many families in grief. Just like I did last year 2014, I will also try and do some justice to this year 2015. Incase you missed that of 2014, this link https://web.facebook.com/sixtus.ahumaraeze/posts/381046868729466 will guide you down memory lane.
2015 to some has been a great year, to a few a year not so good and equally no so bad, to many a year to forget. 2015 brought alongside it some ray of hope for so many people who wanted to forget the ghost and bad happenings of 2014 and find succour in the year 2015.
This year came so fast and equally went so fast. So let’s take a look into what transpired in the year 2015.

1. UNSOLVED MYSTERIES OF 2014.
This year started with the unsolved mysteries of the past year spearheaded by the traumatic missing of the Malaysian Airline MH370 which got missing on March 8 2014. But July 2015, an aircraft wing part washed up on Reunion Island. French officials confirmed debris was from MH370. Also is the abduction of the Chibok girls by the Islamic sect Boko haram who till now, have not yet been released or recovered.

2. TERRORISM/TERRORIST ATTACK CONTINUES
Three(3) days after the calendar turned 2015, when Nigerians were still in the Euphoria of the new year, tragedy struck. The terrorist Sect Boko haram reportedly massacred the village of Baga Bornu state. According to the CNN, the described it as a gory sight in which people were killed like mosquitoes. The number of deaths/fatalities varied with western media reporting “2000 deaths” while local media reported “at least 100 deaths” while the Nigerian Ministry of Defence said not more than 150 dead. As Nigerians and the world were still mourning this deaths, a powerhouse of the world was attacked. France witnessed the first of two attacks. The first, Charlie Hebdo attack. A French satirical weekly magazine featuring cartoons, Polemics, jokes, etc who because of their controversial Muhammad cartoons were attacked leading to the death of 12 persons. That was an eye opener for France. And they were later shocked to their ribs on the night of Friday Nov. 13, 2015 on a cool serene evening in the most beautiful city in the world, Paris when the Parisians were having a good time, the terrorist group ISIS attacked yet again, now in 6 different locations in Paris killing 128 persons and injuring hundreds. The world looked unto Paris with pity and sympathy and in unison Prayed for Paris. #PrayforParis.

Also in Baghdad Iraq, a refrigerator truck parked with explosives blew up inside the heart of a busy market in August killing 67 people and leaving hundreds hospitalised in its wake. ISIS equally claimed responsibility. In Ankara Turkey, two suicide bombers blew up near Ankara’s main train station, killing 97 people and wounding nearly 250 others.
Al Shabaab Sect continued their menace in Kenya and Somalia, killing dozens, injuring hundreds and rendering thousands homeless and out of jobs.
The Syrian war has lived up to its 4th year with ISIS and oppositions making life a living hell for President Bashar Al-Assad. It has been described as the worst event to happen since the end of WWII that has left more than 300,000 people dead and displaced 10.6 million.

3. XENOPHOBIC ATTACKS
(XENOPHOBIA- FEAR OF FOREIGNERS) The world focused her lenses on South Africa following the killing of foreigners, triggered by the comments of Zulu King, Goodwill Zwelithini on 21st March 2015 when he said that “Foreigners should pack their bags and go”. By April, violence escalated leading to the death of some foreigners, looting and destruction of properties owned by foreigners. An inhuman act which prompted the African oldest cum Strongest leader Robert Mugabe to say… “South Africa will kick down a statue of dead white men, but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet the can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner.”- R.G MUGABE.

4. ELECTIONS
This year saw so many countries head to the polls. Sri Lanka were the first to head to the polls on 8th January. History was made in which incumbent President Mahinda Rajapaksa lost to his former minister of health Mr. Maithripala Sirisena. A great shock to Mr. Mahinda. More shock was to come as our own nation Nigeria, whose elections were postponed from Feb. 14th to March 28th provided the biggest surprise of elections in the year, as Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, Presidential candidate of the APC(a party which was barely 21/2 years formed), captured Nigeria with aplomb and removed the incumbent Goodluck Jonathan and the PDP from power. A party which have ruled for 16 years.
There were equally elections in Ivory coast(where Alassane Ouattara was re-elected), Burkina Faso, Benin, Egypt, Tanzania, Togo, Zambia, Central Africa Republic, Sudan, Comoros, Burundi, India, Turkey, Uzbekistan, Myanmar, Hong Kong, Andorra, Croatia, Greece, Canada, Argentina etc.

5. HAJJ STAMPEDE
As Muslim faithful’s headed over to the holy city to observe their annual Hajj Pilgrimage in Mecca, Saudi Arabia, Pandemonium arose as pilgrims who were throwing 7(seven) stones at Pillars called Jamarat(which represents the devil) met with other pilgrims moving towards them from the opposite direction thereby leading to chaos and inadvertently, a stampede occurred. 717 people lost their lives with an 863 injured in the incident. Deaths varying from the old, young and even little children. The deadliest incident to occur during the pilgrimage in 25 years.

6. ARAB MIGRATION
With the ongoing war in Syria and Iraq, European continent have witnessed a huge rise in migration from the Arab world. Thousands of people flee their countries in the middle East. Many flee due to the war over there, Others with the sole purpose to find comfort in Europe. Countries like Spain, Germany, France, Sweden, etc opened their borders to allow the migrants in. With the only means of transport been the sea, there has been series of loss of lives and capsizing of boats. Top of the bunch was a pathetic picture which went viral of a Syrian refugee who was in tears carrying the corpse of his 3year old son, Aylan Kurdi who drowned and was floated ashore in the Turkish beach. Very pathetic indeed.

7. FIRE OUTBREAK
Just two days(May 31st) after a new government was installed in Nigeria, the nation witnessed hell in physical form when a tanker loaded with Premium Motor Spirit(PMS)equally known as petrol, lost control and rammed into Asaba Motor Park at Upper Iweka in Onitsha Anambra state. 69 Nigerians were burnt to death beyond recognition. Bodies were littered like roasted goats. A horrible sight to behold. Also in various parts of the country, there were reports of various fire outbreaks notably in Lagos and Kano states.
Equally in Indonesia, there have been nearly 100,000 active fire detections in 2015, with Indonesia’s fire outbreaks producing more daily emissions than entire emissions in US Economy.

8. SHOOTINGS
In 2015, there were more days with a mass shooting than days without a mass shooting according to Sarah Frostenson of VOX. There were 208 days with mass shootings and 146 days with none. In 2015, 457 people have died from mass shootings. In San Bernardino California, a couple killed at least 14 persons and wounded 21. June 18th 2015, Dylan storm Roof opened fire at a Methodist Episcopal black Church in Charleston S.C after first praying with them. Oct. 1st, Christopher Sean Harper, 26, shot and killed eight fellow students and a teacher at Umpqua Community college Roseburg and injured nine. He killed himself after exchanging fire with police. In Tunisia, June 26th an Islamist mass shooting occurred at the tourist resort of Port El Kantaoui, when an armed gunman attacked a hotel and killed thirty eight people, thirty of whom were British.

9. AIR CRASHES
This year has seen so many air disasters happen leading to deaths of thousands of persons. November 2015, we saw a Russian Passenger jet crash 22 minutes after take off killing all 224persons on board. The black box audio recording confirmed that the plane was brought down by a bomb which ISIS claimed responsibility. A bomb brought in from outside and planted in the plane. Russia offered a $50 million reward for information on how the bomb was put on the plane.
30th June, Indonesian Hercules C-130 military plane crashed killing 122 on board. 24th March, Germanwings Airbus A320 crashed in the French Alps on a flight from Barcelona to Dusseldorf, all 148 perished. 13th August, a Bristow helicopter crashed into the lagos lagoon, four people were reportedly dead. Some day later still in August, Nigerian Airforce Plane crashed in kaduna ten minutes after take off killing all 7 on board.

10. FALL OF OIL PRICES
The oil industry with its history of booms and busts is in its deepest downturn since the 90’s. More than 200,000 oil workers around the globe have lost their jobs. But why the sudden fall in Oil Prices? The answer is quite simple. The U.S who through the years has been a major importer of the black liquid gold has seen its domestic Oil production doubled over the last six years thereby pushing out oil imports. Countries like Saudi, Nigeria and Algerian oil that once was selling in U.S is now competing for Market in Asia and the producers are forced to drop prices. The current price of Brent crude now sells at $36 a barrel(This same crude as at 2013 sold at $158 a barrel). The biggest losers in this scenario includes the oil producing nations like Venezuela, Iran, Nigeria, Ecuador, Brazil, Russia, etc who are suffering economic turbulence. Chevron and Royal Dutch shell recently announced cuts to their pay rolls to save cash.

11. SECESSION AROUND THE WORLD
Just like it happened in Sudan Jan. 9th 2011, when the southern part of Sudan decided to secede and formed the world’s newest country… South Sudan. Some countries are currently been plagued incessantly by regions within them demanding for a withdrawal/split. Taking Nigeria as a case study, this year has seen a huge rise on demands made by the Indigenous People of Biafra(IPOB) to secede from the nation Nigeria. There has been series of protests and demonstration around the South Eastern and South South regions of Nigeria which have led to death of Individuals and destruction of properties. With the movement been spearheaded by Mr. Nnamdi Kanu, a U.K based Nigerian who uses the media through his Radio Biafra network to propagate the split from Nigeria.
Equally in Spain, Catalonia one of Spain’s richest and most highly industralised regions are driving to get her Independence from Spain. Several attempts has been made within the years to vote out/secede from Spain which have until now proved futile. Nov. 2015, the Catalan govt vowed to move forward with its secession process defying orders from Spanish high court. Also in the U.S, the state of Texas are in a tussle to secede from the United states and are currently backed by Russian President Vladimir Putin.

12. NATURAL DISASTERS
The most devastating natural disaster of 2015 was the earthquake in Nepal. A 7.9 magnitude quake hit just outside Nepal’s capital Kathmandu. More than 2100-9000 people were reportedly killed. April 22, Chile’s Calbuco Volcano erupted for the first time in 54years. It caused 6,000 local residents to evacuate the area. In April 2015, there was wildfire in Siberia that swept through 60 villages, and left 23 dead, more than 900 injured and left 5,000 homeless. The fires were set by Russian farmers preparing for spring planting.
In Afghanistan, Feb. 2015, series of avalanches caused by heavy snowstorms killed 196 people in the mountainous province of Panjshir. Over 40 avalanches occurred in a period of one week. Also there was wildfire in Australia that burned down dozens of homes and threatened many more in January. A state of emergency was declared in Texas in May after heavy rains covered the state. Homes were wiped out and 22 people died.
Dec. 20th, a massive landslide occurred in Shenzhen Hengtaiyu Industrial park of China leaving 91 people missing. The landslide buried 33 buildings.

13. WARS
According to Pablo Escobar, the great drug lord of Columbia … “We fight wars to make Peace”. I’m still trying to decipher this assertion. This year has seen so many countries engage in war. The war in Afghanistan has continued to grow on yearly basis since its inception in 1978. The Taliban has continuously been a thorn in the flesh of the Afghan government.
Syrian war has so far been the most deadliest in the year. There has been various groups of fighters ranging from the Syrian government, The Kurds, Islamic state, Al Nusra front and the opposition. It has been described as another world war which has involved so many countries like Iran, Iraq, Qatar, U.S, Jordan, Russia, Saudi Arabia etc some who entered the war to support the Syrian government, while some came to oust the current president.
Also there is a Civil war going on in Yemen, Burundi, Congo, Central Africa Republic, Iraq, Pakistan, Ukraine, South Sudan, not forgetting the war against terrorism in Nigeria.

2015 is about to become history, we can only but anticipate for a better 2016.
TO A GOOD BETTER 2016

WRITTEN AND DOCUMENTED BY
SirLegal (A. Sixtus) saying…
#PRAYFORWORLDPEACE.

cc: lalasticlala

Oga mi, I used your piece on my blog oo, but I give out the source, hope I am permitted?

Thanks.

I believe if we really want this thread to grow and serve its benefit, we must return to our status quo... Many of us there are very very selfish, I smile when we attack some few who are bold enough to say their mind, most of us are more worse.

Until we stop seeing ourselves as a threat and we came to realization that what goes around comes around we won't make a progress.

With all the hoarding how many houses and lands have we bought in VGC and Banana Island.

My special shout out to all those who gave their all and gave the newbies their selfless posts... To the other folks, continue, one day we will meet at the top.

Most times when I read comments here, I can not but laugh, the total transactions folks do on Nairaland is not up to $100000, so how can banks determine their rates base on amount that is not up to 1% of their revenue in a day.

I think some just need altar call really, wickedness in some peoples loves make devil looks like a saint.

I support we open another thread as the power that be has made us to keep quiet here.

Good morning folks.

Ymodulus:
Why don't we create a thread. And update it constantly with exchange rates and ways to help each other get cheap dollars. All these hoarding of rates and claiming posts here are so important that banks used them to determine their multi-billion naira business is trash.

It's time we create a thread and post of our free will and accord. No need for all this bank rubbish lies. If you don't feel happy with it then get of the thread.

I concur... Let those hoarding their info and card rates move to BRT lane and continue here while we open our new thread.

importexpert:
space booked for our first winner

Pls, I sincerely need the pack to add to my readings from you.


Thanks

Abeg gimme Panadol... I get headache.
This man na die.

Even the devil goes to church..
Until he changes his mentality and ways he reasons, I don't take him serious. . Nice to see him acknowledge his creator... I heard his dad is a pastor.

Even the devil goes to church..
Until he changes his mentality and ways he reasons, I don't take him serious. . Nice to see him acknowledge his creator... I heard his dad is a pastor.

I think they have edited the part you point to... Thank God for proofs...
Fine loading.....

Catalyst007:
I don't have your email address. Send it...

Thanks.
rtmajayi@hotmail.com

Catalyst007:
Is it Okay?

Thanks bros... Can you help to send it to my mail and see some modifications?
Thanks and God bless

Its getting interesting by the day... Nice steps from Punch...
FFK next...

Catalyst007:
@RTMAJAYI.
Please, tell me what your business is all about. That way, I can be creative in designing your Logo.

The business is about buying and selling, import and export of goods and rendering services.

Hope that helps.


Thanks.

Cramjones... I have always be a silent follower of your articles, even though some are controversial but one thing is sure... You had your facts.

When are we going to meet? Soon

Compliment of the season

Catalyst007:
Hi, I'm Catalyst Okoli. Till 2 January, 2016, I will be designing free logos for you guys. Start dropping your requests

Can you help to design this Business name

RTMAJAYI Concepts

Thanks

Winna01:
none

How sure are you?

-WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
1) The"Lurker"- Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything , and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.
2) The"Hyena"- Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs at everything
...
3)"Mr/Ms Popular"- Has 4367 friends for no reason.
4) The"Gamer"- Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes, etc., ALL DAY.
5)The"Prophet"- Every post makes reference to God or Jesus, and generally EDIFIES AND EDUCATES all with other Great Posts.
6) The"Thief"- Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one.
7) The"Cynic"- Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.
The"Collector "- Never posts anything either, but joins every group, and becomes fans of the most random stuff.
9) The"Promoter" - Always sends event invitation s to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.
10) The"Liker"- Never actually says anything, but always clicks the"like"button.
11) The"Hatee"- Every post revolves around someone hating on them, and they swear people are trying to ruin their life.
12) The"Anti-Proo freader"- This person would benefit greatly from Spellcheck , and sometimes you feel bad for them because you don't know if they were typing fast, or really cant spell.
13)"Drama Queen/ King"- This person always posts stuff like"I can't believe this!", or"They gonna make me snap today!", in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong...bu t then they never finish telling the story.
14)"Womp Womp"- This person consistent ly tries to be funny...bu t never is.
15) The"News"- Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.
And lastly...
16) The"Rooster"- Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook"/Whatsapp Good Morning"

You can add yours.

lalasticlala

mike404:
BROS IM JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS HERE. AFONJA SOLD YORUBAS INTO SLAVERY.

Afonja is a warlord in Kwara... He didn't sell the Yoruba's... Kwara would have been a better expression to your point.

All these I must speak Yoruba by force self...

Is Vivian a moderator? 80% of her posts seems to hit the FP... What happened?

Back to the topic...
Na him time.. Enjoy it while it lasts

This news is still sketchy..

Why do they resign and why did Tiger Brands pull out of the initial agreement