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Jokes Etc › Re: O Ni Fete by salemdv(m): 8:31pm On Aug 27, 2011
Oni fe gbe aso egunu fun dry cleaner jooor oh
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by salemdv(m): 11:00am On Aug 22, 2011
U 2 dey talk ba, u wey ur face squeeze lyk jollof beans
Nairaland General › Re: Mtn Free Calls by salemdv(m): 5:07am On Aug 16, 2011
07035925808 oya send am sharpally
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Is Desperate To Meet My Parents by salemdv(op): 9:43pm On Aug 06, 2011
Just normal bf and gf parol oh, i did luv to keep her but am a medical student and still got at least 5yrs
Romance › My Girl Friend Is Desperate To Meet My Parents by salemdv(op): 9:08pm On Aug 06, 2011
Nlander's pls come to my aid oh, my babe of a year and half is so desperate to meet my mum, she's been on this issue for a while now and have been avoiding it. Pls what can i do, cuz am an undergraduate and still got some few years on my card.
Business › Re: Urgent Advise Needed Pls by salemdv(op): 6:38pm On Jul 05, 2011
Biolabe nd design hud. Tanx alot 4 d advice, it has been noted. More needed pls forumer
Business › Urgent Advise Needed Pls by salemdv(op): 7:53pm On Jul 04, 2011
Fellow NLanders, am a health science student in a federal university in northern nigeria, i urgently need ur advice on how i can invest little cash have got with me into business that wouldn't be time consuming. I would cherish offline business ideas that would not consume my time. I'm not intrested in millions yet just profit to sustain myself and reduce depending on parents a bit. Thanks in advance
Nairaland General › Re: Is Eiye Confraternity Now A Weak And Coward Group? by salemdv(m):
ok
Education › Re: Help! Help! Help! by salemdv(op): 8:34am On Jun 25, 2011
Make una yarn na
Education › Help! Help! Help! by salemdv(op): 9:28pm On Jun 24, 2011
Pls i would appreciate anyone that can contribute in details about DE FORM, if its still on sale, cost, how many choice of university can be chosen and if a nce holder can be given direct entry to hnd or not. Humbling waiting for your reply house
Educational Services › Real Thieves Are Here by salemdv(op): 7:42pm On Jun 16, 2011
Hw can u b askn 4 15k 4 jamb ans dr abi wetin dem cal u, u b ole barawo, abeg go 5n beta job do oh u re nt gettn younger
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Mad People Laugh? by salemdv(m): 7:56pm On Jun 09, 2011
I can't help dis laughter any mre oh, buhahahahahaha, notin person no go c 4 NL, u go fear question na, mr man try laughn wit them maybe they might tell u thier reason, buhahahaha
Family › Re: Rich Dad Poor Dad by salemdv(m): 4:40pm On Jun 08, 2011
A rich dad of course, i would plan his route to grave if he's to stingy for my liking and inherit him. Chikena hahahaha
Politics › Re: The Exit Of Yoruba Prodigal Sons. by salemdv(m): 6:24pm On Jun 02, 2011
Hmmm. True yarns. Lets hope for the best from the present leadership
Politics › Re: Bomb Just Went Off In Zuba Abuja | Bauchi Too by salemdv(m): 10:56pm On May 29, 2011
Haaba bomb again!!!, only God can help this country oh.
Jokes Etc › Truly Strange by salemdv(op): 6:18am On May 24, 2011
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his
tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The inscriber insisted that
such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men
were buried under the stone. However he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here
lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the
tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"
Phones › Re: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by salemdv(m): 5:54am On May 24, 2011
My nokia x3_00 camera suddenly becomes blured, pls what can i do to restore it back to its normal self
Forum Games › Re: The Last Person To Post Here Wins! by salemdv(m): 6:04pm On May 23, 2011
Yeah i did it am d last poster,
Jokes Etc › Re: The Igbo Casket Maker. by salemdv(m): 3:25pm On May 23, 2011
Nice one joor, neva mind d haterz
Nairaland General › Re: Is Jesus God? by salemdv(m): 2:43pm On May 21, 2011
Jesus is a mesgr of God nd nt lord. Or who was ruln 4 dose 3 days he was dead. Abi god die 4 3days 2
Health › Appendix by salemdv(op): 7:28am On May 09, 2011
Doctor in the house, pls what part of the body does appendix grow, i woke up feeling some sharp pain around my right appendix region, what might be the cause? And quick remedy to reduce the pain
Politics › Result By Jega Live On Nta by salemdv(op): 7:40pm On Apr 18, 2011
Pdp :22,495,187 cpc: 12,214,853 acn : 2,790,151 anpp: 907 012. Ebele all d way
Politics › 24 Hours Curfew Declared In Kd by salemdv(op): 1:02pm On Apr 18, 2011
Curfew has been declared in kd due 2 riot cuz by irate youth of cpc who have been burning houses nd destroy valuables. The riot is spreading fast accros d north. In sokoto 3 were feared kill in yesternyte rampage by d youth, d military has been dispatched on d streets 2 cub there activites. Source: Guardian news online
Politics › Mayhem Looming In Sokoto by salemdv(op): 9:52pm On Apr 17, 2011
Sokoto town is in tension now, sme irate youth re matchetn any1 on d streets, every1 is at alert including myself
Romance › Re: God is love by salemdv(m): 4:32am On Apr 15, 2011
So touching, it is generally said that a man who raises his hand on a woman doesn't deserve her love, i would have ask you to dump him aside and move on with your life but you choose to still love him, pray and talk to him over it.*** Assuming d reverse is d case, the guy no go wait o, which kind yeeye luv wan make u kill me***

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