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Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by Saltzman(m): 11:43am On Jul 19, 2020
veave:
Errrrrr. You go need patience oooo.

One thing you should know is that your brother is now married and is firstly responsible to his wife and kids before any other person so him allowing three extended family to stay in this hard times is an act of kindness and bravery please don't add more stress to his life by bickering with your in-laws. We women are troublesome by nature then when we see someone who has our time we extend the trouble. The truth is
1. There is no way the room would have been left for you while there are women in the house (they need privacy).
2. Why will you say that you will go to the village? Don't you know you give your brother some kind of security in the midst of his wife and her obviously troublesome sisters by staying with him? Has he asked you to leave yet?
3. You where wrong to slap the young woman, no matter what the grieviance is you don't touch a woman.
4. They where wrong to throw your mattress out but please forgive them and move on. Thank God your brother made provisions for a replacement.
5. Take this place as a training ground for your future, if it's anything you should be bothered about now, is to be more determined about gaining independence and making it in life.
6. Leave rofo rofo fight for women, in fact ignore them totally for your national peace.
7. Hustle!!! Hustle!!! Hustle oooooo!!!!

Hugs.
LOL.. bird of the same feathers ��.. hisses

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Business / Re: How can I stop being broke in 2020? by Saltzman(m): 9:09am On Jan 06, 2020
[quote author=maybachmusic post=85542808]if you have the following

35k ( 100USD) ( your capital) can be higher based on your individual targets
a laptop
internet connection
10 to 15 mins to take trades daily

i will create a telegram group to teach you how to copy Stock trades and make daily profit

Training is free I dont need your money
. Anyone not serious will be kicked out
[/quote Morning Sir.. please I have full interest in this.. How am I to go about it?.
Business / Re: How can I stop being broke in 2020? by Saltzman(m): 9:07am On Jan 06, 2020
rentAcock:
No offense bro, when I read the part about not having a laptop I thought I could gift you a laptop I have sitting around. But then I decided to check out your previous posts just to make sure you aren't trying to use style to get free stuff online and I noticed you spend most of your time on Nairaland romance and dating sections.
If you are really trying to broaden your skills and increase your online revenue, I swear you will be on fiverr, upwork and several other freelance threads right here on nairaland. If you are really determined, you can find people willing to teach you for free, some are even willing to raise money for a basic laptop to get you started but instead you spend more time on romance threads where the OP is asking for girlfriend.
My advice to you is to browse freelance threads on nairaland, join facebook and whatsapp groups with like minds, take cheap classes on udemy and Lynda. I kid you not, I know several guys earning over N5,000,000 a year just on freelancing sites. You may start out making just 80k a month, but it gets better, it sure beats being dead broke.
... morning Sir.. I'm all interested in this programme.. How can we go about it �
Romance / Re: Malawian Director Of Budget Caught Having Sex With Her Driver In The Office by Saltzman(m): 5:46pm On Jan 23, 2019
Ray07:
grin grin grin lol The video funny die
hey give me the link to the video. abeg
Celebrities / Re: Video And Photos From Wizkid VIP Experience Concert At Eko Hotel by Saltzman(m): 1:22pm On Dec 20, 2018
MobileGees:
Before haters come here to bash WizKid just note that the show is a VIP show which mean 1 million for regular tickets shocked


The only aritste in Africa capable of doing such a show
.. Hummm.. which kain lie be this.. I watched the show live yesternight.. regular start from 25k.. get your facts ryt

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Celebrities / Re: AZA: Davido Gives Another Fan ₦1 Million (Photos) by Saltzman(m): 6:10pm On Aug 23, 2018
OBO baddest.. number 1 give away celebrity.

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Education / Re: How To Print Out JAMB Mop Up Examination Slip by Saltzman(m): 5:40pm On May 25, 2018
which one is Jamb mop up again.. I've written jamb this year... do I have to write mop up exam again. help me out o
Politics / Re: Saraki & Wife, Osinbajo & Wife, Otedola At Dangote's Daughter's Wedding In Lagos by Saltzman(m): 4:42pm On Mar 24, 2018
dazzlingd:
Great people...work hard, you can take over from these men in 20 years to come







Modified; working hard goes beyond just mere hard work, not necessarily being too serious at what you but understanding the simple tricks of life.
Make more necessary friends than enemies, build the necessary network, gain the necessary knowledge, mingle with the necessary people, the people you surround yourself with today, what will they be in the next decade?. Relationship is power in our world. You dont really need to be the best at what you do, for this reason, I'll recommend you read the 48 laws of power....
.. how can I get to read the "48 laws of power.
Sports / Re: Funny Memes From Yesterday's Chelsea And Barca March by Saltzman(m): 1:03am On Mar 16, 2018
Samsimple:
Giroud tells the ref it was a penalty - BOOKED
Willian tells the ref the wall isn't far back enough - BOOKED
Messi wags his finger in the ref's face - Nothing...
yeah only a world best can do dat.. and none of ur players fit do dat... Take heart my brother
Business / Re: Top Reasons You Should Make Up Your Mind About Joining Fiverr by Saltzman(m): 8:31pm On Feb 21, 2018
Plz am interested.. how do I go about it.. anybody in the house..
Romance / Re: Ghanaian Headmaster's Sex Video: Student Is 20 Not 16; Headmaster Her Boyfriend by Saltzman(m): 8:03am On Jan 25, 2018
MrHistorian:
That headmaster too no do well for that video. grin grin

Jist dey change position up and down.

Since it's said to be mutual. . . .both parties should be pardoned.
Abeg send me the link to the video or the thread
.... Thanks in anticipation..
Car Talk / Re: "My Son Is A Lawyer" Sticker On A Car In Ibadan (Pictured) by Saltzman(m): 4:04pm On Jan 23, 2018
chimebukar:
undecided He is proud of his son, how can your father be proud of you when you wake up in the morning to post this nonsense?
... you finished he's life without no remorse.... brother you bad o.
Celebrities / Re: Female Fan Grabs Davido's Manhood On Stage At One Lagos Fiesta by Saltzman(m): 3:43pm On Jan 23, 2018
medexico:
If Davido were to be a woman and a man did this.......

The internet will explode
Asin we no go rest...
Family / Re: His Wife Caught Him Red-handed . You Just Can't Believe What Happened. by Saltzman(m): 2:33pm On Jan 23, 2018
mazimee:
That woman is too intelligent to be a female.
.. mehn.. I love this..
Celebrities / Re: Maryam Charles: "Sex Doll Is Not For Broke Guys" by Saltzman(m): 12:32am On Jan 19, 2018
donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , grin grin grin e go pepper dem scara grin grin grin

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , grin grin when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God! grin grin

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining grin grin ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de chargegringrin

Kai, see bad market for them, grin grin It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, grin grin I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best cheesy

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay grin grin Kai ... Power of sex doll grin grin

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash grin grin

Kai see damage control grin grin ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style. grin

Oluwa has done it grin grin

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare grin grin

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!
Boss man you made my day jare..really appreciate.
Romance / Re: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by Saltzman(m): 12:52am On Jan 18, 2018
pocohantas:
Since this is the keyword today, find attached my project work cheesy

Topic: Who will be worst affected by widespread adoption of sex dolls?

Case study: NIGERIA.

Hypothesis 1: Males won't be worst affected.
Hypothesis 2 : Females won't be worst affected.

Observations:

>Sex dolls currently cost about N800,000.
>Nigeria with over 180million people.
>Over half of this population are living in poverty (i.e) below $1 a day.
>Minimum wage is N18000 = N216,000/annum.
>Npower is N30000 = N360,000/annum.
>NYSC allowance is N19800 = N237,600/annum .
>Unemployment rate was 18.8% Q3/2017.
>The average Nigerian saves less than N60,000 in a year. As at 2015, NDIC made it known that 2% of Nigerians, account for over 90% of deposits in banks. Those 2% are definitely not here shouting we want sex dolls.
>The average Nigerian has a starting salary of less than 20k. Yea, we all remember that first teaching job, cybercafe attendant, secretary/receptionist...etc.
>The average Nigerian youth is either living in their parents house or sharing space with a friend. You need private space for that damn thing
.

Conclusion: No gender will be worst affected. There will be no sales boom of sex dolls in Nigeria [amongst average Nigerians] for now. There'll still be enough men and women to go round for interested parties. A very minute percentage of the population will buy that doll, this includes males & females. Deeldos sold, maybe because of affordability [and portability].


Recommendation: Wake up, you're in Nigeria. A hypocritical conservative shithole grin Most of us are hustling, broke, upcoming, not buoyant enough...etc.

Reference: Poco .J. Smith, "Sex Robots? Societal and Economical Menace or Not?" tongue
..... Well Said... Big ups to you.
Education / Re: Is This Waec Good For Mass Comm? I Need Your Suggestion And Advice. by Saltzman(m): 10:22pm On Jul 22, 2017
Ifeanyi4491:
asuming u can swap with maths to literature then you are good to go...but Literature fall on you
Pls shone more light... hw can I swap maths for literature?
Education / Re: Is This Waec Good For Mass Comm? I Need Your Suggestion And Advice. by Saltzman(m): 10:20pm On Jul 22, 2017
squash47:
The literature is bad..thats a big challange,but you can study BIZ admin, Marketing, Office Technology Management,Sociology,philosophy,Geography among other office courses..
Can poly admit me wit this result...

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Education / Re: Is This Waec Result Good For Mass Comm. I Need Your Suggestions And Advice. by Saltzman(m): 11:16pm On Jul 21, 2017
Saltzman:
[center][/center]I'm an Art student here's my waec result, I'm planning to study mass comm in university..

Do you think I will be admitted into my choice of institution... I'm aspiring to study at unilorin, unilag, U I, Futa, or FUOYE..

Do you think any of the university above would admit me.

Marketing C6
CRS C5
Economics C4
Government B3
Literature E8
Civic B3
English C6
Yoruba C6
Mathematics A1
I'm an Art student here's my waec result, I'm planning to study mass comm in university..

Do you think I will be admitted into my choice of institution... I'm aspiring to study at unilorin, unilag, U I, Futa, or FUOYE..

Do you think any of the university above would admit me.

Marketing C6
CRS C5
Economics C4
Government B3
Literature E8
Civic B3
English C6
Yoruba C6
Mathematics A1
lalatisclala and mynd44 pls help move diz to front page... pls really need this ASAP
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello's Beloved Tour In Mali: Fans Cry As Mavins Star Performs (Photos) by Saltzman(m): 11:15pm On Jul 20, 2017
Bism:
shy na worship song in dey sing wey dis lady dey cry. Some Girls can mumu for life.
Na girl fil do dar can thing
Education / Is This Waec Result Good For Mass Comm. I Need Your Suggestions And Advice. by Saltzman(m): 5:44pm On Jul 20, 2017
[center][/center]I'm an Art student here's my waec result, I'm planning to study mass comm in university..

Do you think I will be admitted into my choice of institution... I'm aspiring to study at unilorin, unilag, U I, Futa, or FUOYE..

Do you think any of the university above would admit me.

Marketing C6
CRS C5
Economics C4
Government B3
Literature E8
Civic B3
English C6
Yoruba C6
Mathematics A1
Saltzman:
I'm an Art student here's my waec result, I'm planning to study mass comm in university..

Do you think I will be admitted into my choice of institution... I'm aspiring to study at unilorin, unilag, U I, Futa, or FUOYE..

Do you think any of the university above would admit me.

Marketing C6
CRS C5
Economics C4
Government B3
Literature E8
Civic B3
English C6
Yoruba C6
Mathematics A1
Fynestboi, Mynd44
I'm an Art student here's my waec result, I'm planning to study mass comm in university..

Do you think I will be admitted into my choice of institution... I'm aspiring to study at unilorin, unilag, U I, Futa, or FUOYE..

Do you think any of the university above would admit me.

Marketing C6
CRS C5
Economics C4
Government B3
Literature E8
Civic B3
English C6
Yoruba C6
Mathematics A1
Education / Is This Waec Good For Mass Comm? I Need Your Suggestion And Advice. by Saltzman(m): 5:17pm On Jul 20, 2017
I'm a Art class student here's is my waec result
I'm planning to study mass comm in university.


Do you think I'll be admitted into my choice of institution. I'm aspiring to study at unilag, U I, and Uniilorin... Do you think any university above would accept me?


Marketing C6
Christian religion studies C5
Economics C4
Government B3
Literature E8
Civic B3
English C6
Yoruba C6
Mathematics A1
Education / Re: Can I Be Admitted With This Kind Of Result For Computer Science? by Saltzman(m): 9:54am On Jul 20, 2017
English bad, physics bad, you going nowhere.. sorry to say man

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