I dont know if this is the right section to post this so mods do the needfull..
This is my first topic on Nairaland so please вє kind

So i woke up 2d call of my elder sister's friend tellin me 2send her some moni dat my sister was admitted d previous night due to malaria... I quickly freshend up nd asked my uncle who i was stayin with to borrow me his car so i can get to the bank urgently....

I drove to the bank (GTbank Nyanya to b precise) and saw about 15people before me waitin to use the atm, after a while i got d moni den it happend...

I got to the usual go-slow at nyanya maraba axis caused by some checkpoints and wen it got to my turn 2b checked i greeted d soldier man jejely and before i could say jack robinson he told me 2park, i obeyed den he asked me to drop sumtin for d boys so i removed 200naira jejely den d man started boilin sayn i was drivin a toyota highlander and am droppin 200naira
I told d man dat d car wasnt mine den he started shoutin dat he has caught d car snatcher dave bin lookin for....

I started beggin dat daz nt wat i meant and d next tin i saw was five fingers glued 2my face
I couldnt talk again d next tin i knew was dat i was at d back of 1n hilux van with four soldiers around me...

In short i spent d rest of d day in a cell until my uncle came to bail me out...

My advice: Never argue with a soldier and make sure u give dem a decent sum of moni if dey ask...

True Life Story

That man is natn buh a sociophat.... Tryna buy my votes or wat? His name doesnt follow him

Say NO to GEJ

Say YES to ATIKU

#TEAM ANTI-GEJ

#TEAMATIKU

Source: MOVEMENT FOR THE ERADICATION OF GEJ (MFTEGEJ)

PTAwal:

And who cares

Obviously d 1st person 2quote me does.....

This is bad news... So my boo jus restocked her store with hand Sanitizers for notin??

Blame APC

#TeamATIKU 2020

Pictures of Noela of Gulder Ultimate Search;the mission strugglin 2climb a net or adonblivit......

How does dis put food on my table?

Stewpid topics makn FP nowadayx... SMH 4d mods....

I hate peepz lyk samklef, dey jez wanna b a part of ur success story...

Wizkid is a small boi yet he knows hw 2live life simply by choosin his friends nd nt d oda way round

K

Jus got my 1GB... Confam!

Tested and trusted

Use jazz on d person nd c d magic...

Date her, in d nxt 5yrz dump ha.....

godG:


What do I stand to gain if her biz crumbles despite all her years of hardwork? What is showing off in this? Do you know me? What makes you think I have not written more than your lineage put together? Sad. I only talked on the issue objectively and you are here spitting dust!

Dear Jesus, when will Nigerians start seeing things the way it should be. Needless to day, when will someone like this start having a working brain?

This is why u will never b heard of in Nigeria as a self acclaimed blogger....if d comment i mde here on NL made u start boiling like dis den only God knows wat will happn if someone criticizes ur post in ur so called 'blog'.

At d bolded i cn tolerate d part where i dnt hv a workn brain buh as for d lineage part u just show how fvcked up ur sense of reasonin is... If i go on wit d insults d mods wil b forced 2ban me xo just sit bck nd re-evaluate ur comment as a blogger...

godG:
People aren't happy with success that is why I blame her for casting her Range. She incited her enemies through that.

Many people think Seun is a fool for living a lowkey life. SMH for their ignorance. A chameleon that walks gently dies not to talk of a frog that hits itself on the ground.

Dear Linda, the fact that almost everyone copies doesn't make copyright infringement a norm! She should pay if she is guilty. It is sad. Only few blogs in Nigeria will contact you before publishing your work - at least Omojuwa did when he published mine, but I was sad to Google the tittles of my pieces and see them pop-up on many other blogs! It is bad.

Besides, if Linda were smart like most people claim, she should have employed the services of a sound lawyers and other professionals long ago to guard what put food on her table. I hope Seun is learning.

She is a fool to have been late in registering many domain names. I have a blog an I registered the .com and .net despite it being just a blog I created for creating sake. I hope she comes out smarter!

C dis1 talkn abt low profile n showin off lyk dis...

Smh

A way out linda

1) Sell ur range rover

2) Buy ur site back nd register it

3)Pay spammers on NL to drive traffic back 2ur site

Nd most of all

4) STOP COPYWRITE! At least change some words n letters or add d source

End of discussion

In 1n word...

Photoshop

Blame apc

fabiano09:

Do u know dt wen ur old,probably in ur 80's or 90"s,and u knw u aint got time anymore,these things u mentioned would nt matter to u,it'l b time u spent wit ur family,times u could v bin more grateful n satisdied,cuz 70% of the things we worry about so much neva reali hapns

It neva rili happns cause we neva wrked 4it.. in ma 80's nd 90's by God's grace, i will b filled wit a sense of achievment nd den i cn spend all d time i want wiv ma fam rada dan advisn my children nd grandchildren on doin wat i didnt do wen i was a youth

fabiano09:

You ar so wrong brother,

How?

D moment u say 2urself dat u're satisfied wit wat u re iz d moment u start dying....

Am not satisfied, i still want 2do more, go places, meet people.. after achievn all dat den new goals set in nd i wrk 2wards those goals.. etc etc

OduntanGabriel:
1) Your Past Post: Do you have someone who always go to the archive to bring out all your previous post incase it contradicts your new article? Telling you I have been noticing your post (last year ,you said you are married,this year you are single,blah blah) forget this stalkers, you don't have to apologise for your past post here. It is your life, live it.


2) Your Abusive or insulting comments on Nairaland: No matter what u post here on nairaland,some sections of people will praise u while others will yab u.They are meant to happen,Nairaland is an interactive forum ,ur ideas cannot be generally accepted.Therefore there should be no apology for the insults you get here today,they will praise you tomorrow eg( this na d 1st time u go post sense since u don dey post here) my bros manage am.

3) Correcting grammatical errors: Corrections of grammar is one of the beauty of this forum, we have someone like "gbagaun detector" who has always been correcting many errors on this forum and some great people who are wonderful writers. They owe no one any apology,therefore don't take it personal when you are being corrected,i have been corrected many times and no matter how hurt i felt, I learnt from it.

4)BEING YOU: Are u kind of weird? Sometimes nerdy ? Are u always a clown(even in a critical post all u do is to comment with funny stuffs) If other people can't handle it,that's their problem- as long as you like yourself "kokanaye"

5)Expressing your emotions:Do u have to apologise for sharing your emotions? Expressing your emotions is a healthy behaviour and its not something u should practice concealing. You owe no one any apology for that.

6) Giving your honest opinion: let's say seun asks if we are happy with the mods performances,you should be free to say your mind and owe them no apology. Even if that is gonna make them block us for weeks,u owe nobody any apology.

Notable mentions goes to the "omo-oniles(landowners ,spacebookers),garri sellers and buyers,ftp,the thunder doing press up people etc.... Fellow nairanlanders add urs abeg,I don try

I dnt hv anytin 2say. No apology 4quotn dis long post

Mine did lyk dat buh i upgraded it nd itz ok, stil hangs tho buh jus 4sum minutes

Stupid topic, Stupid Op, Stupid Post, Stupid comments, Stupid gf, infact dis is Stupidly Stupid.....
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Somethings re better left unsaid.....

Mtcheeeeeeewwwwwww dia iz ntin worth celebratn as far as am concerned... so far d remainin chibok gals re nt yet found, ebola, insecurity, inadequate social amenities etc.... Nigeria is just a big blurry plot of land occupyin useful space on d African map....

Students jus had dia future delayed due to d outcome of d just concluded Waec examinations nd d rest dat passed hv no hope for admission dis year nd den ya'l shawtn happy independence, i weep 4dis country nd where it is headed 2if at all it has a destination...

By dis tym next year d story wil stil b d same except we have a change of government nd leaders nd we d youths re d 1nce destined 2acheive dis great feat xo i say Nigerian youths should buckle up rada dan waste our tym causin riots, wreckn havoc nd allowin ourselves 2b used as weapons of mass destruction by political bofoons.....

I foresee alot of bloodshed durin dis 2015elections nd it has already begun.. Let us b independent of our actions and turn deaf ears 2d 'advice' of our political godfathers..

Peace......

Yesterday i went 2call mey-shara 'those hausa guys dat pick up dirt nd hang on dia back' 2cum n carry my dustbin, lo and behold i saw a brand new dagger in his waist as he bent down 2pick d dustbin.... im assumin its a brand new dagger cause d colour was brighter dan d guys cloth

I jejely gave him his moni nd told him 2kip d change... so am not suprised 2hear abt stabbn in dei dei..

Rip 2d dead

lomprico:
Check his profile d dude is just a kid seeking attention.

Nd dis dude is an old man wit pokin nose....

lomprico:
From iphone to techno? upgrade indeed! Stup1d kid!

Dis 1n doesnt evn kno d beginnin f d stori nd is commentin... pple sha

bootstrap:

Bros talk true... na tecno u prepare frm house to go buy, but just decided to stop over at an Apple shop first...

Na ur typ dey drive danfo 4 ajegunle