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Jobs/VacanciesRe: N-Power Beneficiaries Didn't Get Shortlisted For FCSC? by Samanza89: 2:44pm On Mar 20, 2017
Always learn to get your axes right... Npower does not guaranty employment and doesn't mean you're employed. It's only an empowerment platform set aside by the federal government in order to train youths for a limited period of time.
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth Promises Never To Crack Negative Jokes About The Nigerian Police Ag by Samanza89:
Basketmouth believe me it's just for the moment!...

Can't forget the scenario of yesterday, I was just driving and wanted turning a round about, Just for me to witness two police officers opened my door and jumped inside the car, the next thing they said was park!!. I packed jejely, and they said Oga can u settle here or let's move to the station. I asked what's my offence, they never answered, I was laughing althrough, the funniest thing was I had an urgent application to submit in less than an hour. I said let's go to the station. I started moving, and they asked me to stop. Afterwards, they started making their request. Oga give us mineral even malt, anything! I swore by my fore father's grave that even chewing they won't smell. They responded chairman abeg carry your own move, so you can't give us common mineral!..

Ps: Kudos to those good police officers, I believe we still have good ones!.
CareerRe: Can You Work From Home Part-time As A Banker Or Company Worker? by Samanza89: 7:26am On Mar 16, 2017
Yea
Car TalkRe: This Rolls-royce Ghost Has 1,000 Crushed Diamonds In Its Paint (photos) by Samanza89: 7:16am On Mar 16, 2017
You purchasing the car is not the problem, u must also keep your daily dues to criminals considering if you're in Nigeria...

According to Chiwetalu Agu 1998: A he-goat that goes about puffing, and oppressing other goats in the neighborhood should be weary of the next pot of pepper soup...
WebmastersRe: 7 Effective Ways To Increase Your Blog’s Traffic by Samanza89: 7:14am On Mar 16, 2017
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CelebritiesRe: Cecilia Konamah: "I Was A Lesbian And My Husband Knows It" by Samanza89: 7:59pm On Mar 14, 2017
mims20:
rubbish she said she was and she told her husband the truth so if her enemies are thinking of exposing her they should find something better to say cause her husband knows it all..you re just talking out of context. blah blah blah abeg go and sleep. why find pleasure in ridiculing pple idiota
You must be an unadulterated fool to quote me,did I mention you in what I posted, am entitled to my own opinion, your stupidity knows no bounds. Go get some education and learn how to mind your business. Expired slowpoke...
Foreign AffairsRe: Texas Lawmaker Proposes Bill That Would Fine Men $100 Each Time They Masturbate by Samanza89:
Finally we've got something to laugh at...
CelebritiesRe: Cecilia Konamah: "I Was A Lesbian And My Husband Knows It" by Samanza89: 8:06am On Mar 14, 2017
So what should we do about that?...
Come closer, I won't slap you. I have just one advice for you, come to Nigeria and meet Bobrisky for proper orientation on skin toning and stop patronising all this traffic light hawkers...

Can't your mirror tell you that you look like a zebra?...
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso International Friendly On Mon March 27, 2017 by Samanza89: 7:56am On Mar 14, 2017
Venue: The hive stadium "London"... And dis are African teams..

Am not surprised, London has always been our capital, since Buhari came into power... Kontinue...
PhonesRe: Removable Vs Non-removable Battery Phones; Which One To Choose? by Samanza89: 7:23am On Mar 14, 2017
It all depends on the advantages and disadvantages involve.... For me I prefer the removable but am presently using a non removable battery and I have never regretted it for once...

Also note constantly pulling out a phone's battery also reduces the phones life span, and also one problem with a removable battery is that you have to get ready in using paper to pack the battery firmly in due course..

It's a two way coin...
PhonesRe: 6 Symptoms Of Android OS Infection by Samanza89:
Most times it is even most of dis mobile optimizers and cleaner that is even responsible in slowing down your phone and also causing lagging...
CareerRe: PHCN Official Electrocuted During Illegal Connection Of Electric Cables by Samanza89:
In Nigeria we careless about safety to the detriment of the worker involve...

If he was with his PPE(Personal protective equipment) this wouldn't have happened. I can't risk my life for any company in Nigeria, cos they hardly compensate families of the deceased when he/she is gone... RIP...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Huge Python Killed In Gbagada, Lagos By A Man (Photos) by Samanza89: 2:45pm On Mar 09, 2017
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Car TalkRe: 6 Steps To Jack Up Your Car Safely by Samanza89: 10:05am On Mar 08, 2017
Ok
BusinessRe: Oscar Ekponimo Develops An App 'Chowberry', Brings Wasted Food To The Hungry by Samanza89: 9:51am On Mar 08, 2017
I just feel like giving a hug to this dude!.. I read this with ghost pimples on my skin!...

When intellect meets class, and emotions meets compassion. Nothing is too small if you choose to stretch you hands to the poor and needy around you!!

God bless your generation brother!!!
Car TalkRe: How To Maintain A Car You Want To Park For Long by Samanza89: 7:17am On Mar 08, 2017
Nice one, but your research is not that elaborate. At least you would have mentioned the tyres cos staying in one position will reduce the tyres life span. And also avoid parking it close to a bush cos it will be a good habitation for reptiles like snakes and lizards!...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG Denies Re-openning Of N-power Portal For New Applicants by Samanza89: 7:13am On Mar 08, 2017
I wonder if the previous one they started is currently working!...
BusinessRe: Nigeria External Trade Hits N17.35bn In 2016 by Samanza89: 7:09am On Mar 08, 2017
Ok
PhonesRe: 5 Ways To Save Your Phone When It Falls In Water by Samanza89: 6:58am On Mar 08, 2017
Useful hint anywhere, but most phone products we now have are carrying inbuilt battery. Wonder what you'll do at that instance...
WebmastersRe: 'law Blogging, An Untapped Goldmine ' by Samanza89: 6:45am On Mar 08, 2017
Keep up with what you're doing, the legal profession is just living by its past glories because of some unscrupulous element tarnishing it's image.

Thousands of young lawyers are being turned out every year from law school to the already saturated labour market, no law firm to attach. They end up as charge and bail lawyers with little proceeds.
TravelRe: Arik Air Introduces N16, 000 Promo Fare, Releases New Kaduna Schedule by Samanza89: 6:42am On Mar 08, 2017
Ok
HealthRe: Multiple Sex Partners Among Women Increases Risk Of Cervical Cancer by Samanza89: 3:13pm On Mar 07, 2017
And invariably more sex decreases the risk of prostrate cancer in men!...
Just for the records!!!...

What an intertwined world!
PoliticsRe: Emir Sanusi & Attahiru Jega At Thomas Hodgkin Memorial Lecture In UK (Pics) by Samanza89: 2:16pm On Mar 07, 2017
The main brains behind what Nigerians are passing through!... They finally succeeded in their mission!...

Only God will judge them!!!
TravelRe: Foreign Airlines Reject Kaduna Airport by Samanza89: 3:41pm On Mar 06, 2017
Let's watch! Something fishy is about to happen...
Am not a prophet, but I know...

Let's watch!
CelebritiesRe: Ime Bishop Umoh And His Wife At AMVCA 2017 (Photo) by Samanza89: 3:32pm On Mar 06, 2017
Nice one Bishop... Keep reping us well, we your brothers are solidly behind you, not the "hippo lips" in one silly show call Big brother...

#best actor in comedy, the sky is your starting point...
CrimeRe: Bar Owner Stabbed To Death In Ikeja By His Boys by Samanza89: 2:19pm On Mar 06, 2017
"Stabbed to death by his boys"...

Money they say is the root of all evil... Why take someone's life just because of something that will eventually vanish away in a short period..
CelebritiesRe: Runtown Expecting First Child With Selena, American Based Girlfriend (Photos) by Samanza89: 1:54pm On Mar 06, 2017
Your track "Mad Over You" is like an anthem to me!!!
The song is dope, never tired of playing it!!! #Beats...

Congrats Runtown for currently "running the town" with your vibes!!!...
TV/MoviesRe: BbNaija Housemate, Kemen Disqualified And Evicted From The House by Samanza89: 7:16pm On Mar 05, 2017
I feel terrible right now, not because he has been evicted..
But because of the reason he his being evicted, must you disgrace our state like this?

You see why I don't watch this nonsense, and I don't even consent to it...
Now to the gullible out there, what is the main morals of this show, because is what I don't even understand till date...

Now see the stain this hippo lips is bringing to us!... Mtcheww....
EducationRe: I.G Yusuf: "Mercy And Her Boyfriend Kidnapped And Humiliated Me" by Samanza89: 6:58pm On Mar 05, 2017
"Even the scam is scamming the scam nowadays"

Am just confuse right now like this government!!!

Someone is lying!.... Don't know which one to believe!!!... But something tells me this man is lying, I believe am not the only one that noticed the way he was smiling in those pics... You probably know the silly smile people normally put up when caught doing something stupid..
Christianity EtcRe: How You Can Help Your Children Follow The Growth Pattern Of Jesus by Samanza89: 6:06pm On Mar 05, 2017
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FoodRe: Whose Dinner Would You Prefer? (Photo) by Samanza89: 5:54pm On Mar 05, 2017
Never judge a book by its cover, it may look enticing from the aesthetic value, but believe me taste horrible, especially the kind of "bae" we have dis days, you will end up building your tent in a toilet.

Mom's food is always the best!!!...
CrimeRe: Policemen Shoot Sporadically To Celebrate The Death Of 'Vampire'. Photos/ Video by Samanza89: 10:04pm On Mar 02, 2017
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