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Nothing surprises me anymore in this country...

kayteajay111:
I'm facing the same problem, I'm tired.

Complete your registration and submit the form, the main dates you entered will come up on its own. Nothing to bother about, I also had similar experience. Save it and continue..

I keep wondering if it's the same God that created me created this THING...

Just cut out your third leg, then we will fully know where to place you, but for now I prefer the word THING...

"Choma" Branch... Just "I" missing from Chioma, Pls fear anything that sounds like 'Chioma' this period, Unless imprisonment will forever be your "Assurance"...

The caption is misleading, where is the "Pretty"...

Nothing good can come from a Dullard's house, so what were you expecting? Accept the fate and move on because "No peace for the wicked".... When you have a tyrant at the helm of affairs expect nothing less...

Stop barking!

Some cake designers ehn!... If you had considered giving dis to ur girlfriend just be ready to be tag a ritualist...

This is real savage!...lol...Revenge is best when served cold, you didn't tell us what u did to the cake designer, what offense did u commit..

Before you know names will be shortlisted and thereafter interview will be called. Fear Nigeria..

I don't care if the story is fiction or real, but believe me I have learn something from it.

I couldn't hold tears when I saw a guy I know too Well two days before seeing him walking stack naked on the street due to hard drugs.

I had to quit anything smoking in 2012, at first I thought it was impossible but I did it and nothing on planet earth can take me down that line anymore. Am so happy with my life right now.

You can also do it if you put your mind to it.

Sister Nkiru, the fact remains that I don't support what the Church did and I can't also support you.

Now listen... You see why I hate religion in entity, the church was actually meant for people like her, it was meant to serve as a contact of correction and not condemnation. We detest smokers, womanizers, prostitutes, kidnappers, and all other vices you can think of coming to our churches, but in true sense the church was created and meant for them. Now sending her back without sitting her down and talk to her how will she know what she eventually did wrong.

Ps: What's bad is bad, but she shouldn't stay back from church cos of that.

One man from Mbaise is currently smiling hearing to dis news...
From the other side of the divide more statues for the developers...

A thread created since December eventually made front page in April...

Anywhere thanks Op.

A wise man from Ikorodu once said "No matter the size of ones muscle, you can't block a glorious shot from an AK47"...

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Who asked you!...

Let's clap for her, She will surely make heaven!!

It may certainly come to reality, but I can bet you that it can't be in this administration, cos this administration is being piloted by dummies. Even Aisha can attest to what am saying...

Prophet of doom!
Have we all noticed that 80% of prophecies are always bent of death, destructions and maiming, with no clear solution to them.

As far as am concern my God is not a God of destruction and death. To hell with useless prophecies.

Jigawa State governor, Muhammed Badaru at Birnin Kudu Local Government Area, Governor Muhammad Badaru Abubakar of Jigawa state went home disappointed when 4000 Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) decampees failed to appear at a rally as earlier announced.

Mr. Badaru was in Birnin Kudu Local Government Area of the state on Sunday, the venue of the occasion to recieve the decampees and commission projects.

The event, organised by Magaji Da’u Aliyu, a member representing Birnin Kudu /Buji federal constituency, was also put together to donate vehicles to party faithful, flag off a feeder road as well as donate N20 million to students of higher institutions from his constituency.

Danmalam Unguwarya, the leader of the decampees did not turn up when called up to present his speech on behalf of the decampees neither did any of his representatives or decampees.

Obviously rattled by the turn of events and to forestall a commotion by political thugs, Mr. Badaru, when delivering a hurried speech, urged party members to take after him by playing politics without bitterness, insisting that “without unity their collective victory will be at a stake”.

Mr. Badaru then flagged off the Waurno to Dankoshe feeder road, presented a N20 million prototype cheque to the leaders of the student unions and gave out keys of six vehicles to party officials from his constituency.

Mr. Aliyu, who did not give details of the length and cost of the road, neither clarified whether the project is a federal government project or part of his constituency projects.

All efforts to speak with him proved abortive as he declined talking to reporters.

Bello Zaki, special adviser to Governor Badaru on media, said the governor was simply there to commission the projects and support the lawmaker. He said only the APC state chairman could explain why the decampees failed to show up.
Ado Kiri, the party chairman, did not pick the calls when PREMIUM TIMES sought clarification.

Source: www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nwest/262236-governor-disappointed-as-4000-pdp-decampees-fail-to-appear.html/amp

Chairman we self no say life hard, but don't come here and tell us gibberish.

Now, Go and return the bike, I repeat go and return the bike!... Where u also looking for change?... Go and return that bike!...

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Ordinary 7 liters, that means in Nigeria someone's car somewhere maybe carrying up to about 150 liters, with the nature of our terrible roads. Even look at how clean the water is.

Our generation!... Praising someone for having sex on live TV, and suddenly that's an achievement...

Sodom and Gomorrah were learners...

How did we get here!

My Pally's dem!
My nigga's dem!
My brothers dem!

Believe me there's nothing has useless as cultism. Shun cultism!

Lawmakers and governors were campaigning for the order in which the election is to be held for it to be change in order to suit their criminal mindsets.

Oleburuku...
Ino
Criminals...

Noted....

You would have tailored out your points rather than using others to make your point, I see it as childish.

Funny enough you're mentioning my icon Cobhams Asuquo, sorry for you because he has produced Solos' that are hits of recent and has also produced songs of several musicians, and don't forget he's blind.

Now the question goes Who is K'solo?

Gerrara hia...

"If they gathered for your sake, they will also scatter for your sake"... The Scriptures says so..

APC's main aim was to remove PDP, and now what else. They were never ready to govern..

Bunch of retarded scums...

Funny enough I experienced this last week, two things went wrong at the same time.

1. I couldn't change the gear.
2. My throttle was just staring at me, it was totally stuck. What I did was to put d car in neutral while applying the brake, and it kept rolling until I took it off the road.

PS: I don't think is wise turning off the car while in motion, it could be dangerous, just my opinion.

A true definition of "Yanga dey sleep trouble go wake am"...

People dey vex anyhow because of the situation we are all facing in Naija...but vex dey ur own lane cos we are all in it together.

TourismMan:
Da ato Ibiono efak uke? Ami nko into Ibiono.

Akparawa nto Use Ndon...

A fool will sit at his or her television screen watching some bunch of idiots loitering, going nude and making useless noise inside one dirty house, and it is term "Big Brother"..

How and when did we reach this stage..

In case u don't know him, he sang that popular song "Akwa Ibom Ayaya" years back..

Ayin eka Abasi udiong ke ikwo emi...

Ata ayin Ibiono Ibom...

Good Vibes...