₦airaland Forum

Kanwulia: A sign of spiritual POVERTY!
I don't hassle or hustle for souvenirs at events!
A lot of crap and JUNK!
I was already present at the occasion and do not need a REMINDER!

exactly. I just see souvenirs as junks that stuff up the house. Not as if I don't have loads of plates, cups, bucket or bowls that I will now be chasing Usher as if that's my problem. I find such irritating behaviours very razz and shows lack of self compartment

Kanwulia baby. You're always too funny. Why do you refuse to be a comedian and join the likes of basket mouth

Kanwulia: Who cares?

Their prerogative!
Frankly, I have NEVER CARED!
Nothing to do with me.
Never been embroiled in such affairs for mundane/mediocre sentimentalos!

Soooooo, after cheating. . . . . .DID THEY FIND HAPPINESS or influence the STOCK MARKET?

Free world o! Me sef get plenty-plenty MARRIED boyfriends o. . .plus HAPPILY AND CONVENIENTLY MARRIED!

Sophyrocks: So since ladies are to close their legs, why can't the married men stick to their wives? why are the men running around with gifts and offers? who send them message? Or dnt their wives deserve such giffts and offers? why must they chase? How can you run around with gifts HOPING that no girl collects them?

I tire o. perpetually giving excuses for promiscuouity and when they see promiscuous females, they will be the first to cast a stone

Nairaland, the land of possibilities


the only land where a man can openly declare he has a thing for little ones

L to the I and A with the R and the S






excuses to keep on yashin the wife that the place has not healed

So coogar bottom line is 50k is too small. Do you know how much they sell gele, standard lace for the parents of the groom and siblings of the grooms parents not to talk of other relatives like cousins, uncles and aunties etc.aso ebi is not something to be joked with.one decent lace alone is 30,000naira for 6yards so calculate it for other family members. I have not even put money for shoe and bag to match



including Bible and money for indian hair and makeup artist and other accessories

bellong:

50k wouldn't hire me.

Like Kulyie said, I can help you with the complete package... Siblings, cousins, nieces etc

Plus siblings of the grooms parents sef

Won't it be suspicious if you have father and mother of the groom and there is no siblings of the groom. It is not only parents of the groom that is necessary o

coogar: which deal?




i already have 2 people in mind if it ever comes to that. bellong would be hired as the father & tpia would play the role of the mother. according to TBN data, they are the most potent prayer warriors on NL.

DonaldGenes: Lmao! You mean mine like this

is this a transgendered person?



his brrz looks scary and funny

So they sell prayers on nl again



you this circus clown, you won't kill me. Anyway I have a deal for you




in case your family $ parents don't approve of your bride, just invite me, I will pray well sotey you go dey wonder whether i be ayo babalola family member
shebi it's to wear gele, iro and buba and eat semo and egusi.leave the rest to me

coogar: how unlucky the poor orphans must be then..
everyone of them is doomed in their marriage since there are no parents to bless the union.

you make too much sentiments - if my parents or her parents don't agree with our union, there are plenty of people who can stand in as parents on the day.

hell, i am sure i would be able to find parents for hire here on nairaland with as little as N50,000. is it not to pray & wish us well? what else is there?

Lmao

my elder brother was into that sh1t when we used to stay together. If he shouts, I'll shout to but when 2 of us are raising our voices at each other, I'll walk away and then he will start following me still shouting. What i used to do to quell his voice as he's following me still shouting is to go into my room and play a Celine dion song that will shout for a long time then I will raise it to the highest to the extent that he won't hear himself again and the music will be louder than his voice. He will end up shaking his head and walking away

iwakolewa: lool,some men are like this too,there's this friend of mine who told me that anytime she and her hubby are having a misunderstanding, he's always the first to raise his voice, and that she'll be telling him to keep his voice down,but he'll continue yelling with his voice going up the more he talked,even if she tried to excuse herself, he'll start following her around the house till she stopped to listen to him

ammyluv2002: pele o

Smh no wonder mad men keep increasing on the streets

Elnino4ladies: Street urchins indeed!..dis girl lack manners...

because she expressed her mind . no be she get her life?
why should the choice of lifestyle annoy another person




nawa for some Nigerians o

Chika ike, monalisa chinda or Desmond Elliott will buy your story for a good amount of money. Stop wasting your talent and in case you were dreaming
check the time or open your curtains, its 9
36am already

I don talk my own already. Let him lock the dstv when he's going out. If she choses to be promiscuous, it's her life. Open the door for her let her explore her sesuality. Am tired of all adults trying to bend dried fish.




She has passed her formative age but breaking the ops rules in his own home should not be acceptable. Op has his problems too and his sister is his moms responsibility to face. Deal with yours and forget hers.age go make am get sense

Kanwulia: You nor wan help?
You know I only like MAN-WOMAN wahala ke!
This "sister" mess I can understand.
No hopes for the girl.

The reason I WILL ALWAYS SAY PEOPLE SHOULD NOT RE-MARRY WHEN THEY HAVE CHILDREN TO RAISE!

While their father is busy satisfying his blokos, the children are left to raise themselves!
There is nothing the OP can do. He needs to face his life! PERIOD!

So is this news. Evidence of that is littered all over nl na

Vivly: Why is nobody telling the Op to discipline the girl?
Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child but the rod of correction drives it away.

lmao 19 be child?




40 year old man no dey phok 17 year old girl


in the Nigerian constitution a 13 year old girl is TECHNICALLY regarded as an adult because some paedos in some parts of Nigeria still marry and have sek with 13year olds how much more 19 year olds

Hmmm that was your own after math experience. I couldn't even watch it to the end before I deleted it off my phone. In fact I became male phobic. It took lots and lots of communication with my friends to get over it

Kanwulia: I think I stopped having sex after that day!
That video made me IMPOTENT for life!
Nothing wey NAIJA MAN go do wey go make me see am as HUMAN BEING!
That was it!

E be like say dem cut off my "CLITOTO" after watching that disgusting SHYTE by those ANIMALS!

Just met a few childhood friends but now we've become acquaintances

jennykadry: Present my sugar pumpkin pie

sweery pie I miss you baje baje. Where have you been




*Gives Jenny a hug*

Kanwulia
Loretta
efemena
chilli sauce
Great God
sophyrocks
pickabeau
god my strength

your attention is needed here

Speaking of extreme level of frustration and ignorance.

Wonder how some adults will be letting prophet, imam or native doctor deceive them in 2014.


when fertility drugs haven't finished

Kanwulia: Haba!
What an overkill!

They did not need to go through childlessness to do the needful!
Living in NIGERIA made me do just that!

"ONISHE" my foot!

From one CULT to another!
For fruit of the womb and blokos wey full for all the gutters of the EAST?
Phacking ILLITERATES!

Abatemtem: I think it's due to over pampering from her dad(just assuming that's the case).I think it's time to show her who's the boss here!handle her in a strict manner."Strike d iron while it's still hot". If na Dstv u dey use,remuv d card whenever u r goin out, nd if na dvd player,keep d cords or d player itself nd dnt giv her money to buy junks outside. Might work out

seconded. I subscribe to this

Kanwulia: I HAD NIGHTMARES for MONTHS!
See wickedness on 2 legs! Kia!!!!

very sad

Kanwulia: Hmmmm
Not in EJIGBO "LehGUS" o!
You nor see where dem manz dem dey put HOT pepper for womanz dem toRRo for youtube?
Which kain disgrace pass that wan?
TUFIAKWA!

don't remind me of that video. That violent stunt is very repulsive and disgusting to say the least and those men are a combination of disgruntled lagos touts, street urchins and market men.

*In t.i King's voice*

you can have whatever you like



in the end your happiness remains paramount