segebase:
cant see anytin

Look again please...

How many of us here have notice this type of bill board in your area and what do you think makes it more rampant this type?

I love seeing quote from this Life president and always enjoy it like soft yam with fried egg and tea. If engraced, I will love to meet him someday...

Which of his quote do you enjoy too?


Add it up here

Mr2kay2:
Op the truth is you should work towards blocking the page cause was it is I doubt you'd get it back.sorry for your loss

Sincerely I've tried all possible means of blocking the page but to no avail, since I don't have access to it anymore

temmyt20:
have u asked Facebook??

Yes... I've asked facebook but nothing was done

Good evening nairalanders.

I have an issue really bordering me. I started a fan page on facebook in 2012 and I was able to work on it which attracts 10,000+ fans in just 6months. I was racing for 12,000 fans when my facebook account was hacked and my fanpage was hijacked. I was able to retrieve back my facebook account but couldn't lay hold of my fanpage.

Many indecent/porn links were posted on my fanpage and I still wish to claim it back.

Going through the fanpage today, I discovered it was hijacked by all this lazy bloggers.


Who have an idea of how I can reclaim back my fanpage please?


Here is the link to the page: www.facebook.com/Dr.DonVoice.

Fran6ik:
hope she win

The opponent was a guy and funny enough, he stepped down after seeing the way people run after this handbill and begged for poster.


So, what else?

I remember those university days when I was supporting this beautiful lady for UNADSU Treasurer.


On sighting the poster I created, her opponent stepped down. This was the only poster that people still keep till now after almost 6years and we couldn't find any on the floor.


Then, my nickname was 'Voice' but now I am 'Don Voice' of https://m.facebook.com/Don Voice-397974140272415/?ref=logo



What is your view about it?

Bleepyou:
Nnamdi kanu From Biafra

No be me talk am ooooo
See my armpit, hair no dey there ooooo

Throw back Picture,


Na from early age, Pikin dey discover im talent,

Dis pikin na Future opposition Leader,


QUESTION
Who be dis pikin? And which village be dis?

The 24th of june 2016 is one I will never forget in a hurry, without any provocation I noticed boo was carrying a face. I quickly checked my whatsapp and text messages to ensure I had no implicating evidences there she must have seen. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she carried a long face. Haven asked and asked I decided to bone her. I live in a detached self contained apartment. When night came to my dismay she went to sleep in the parlour. I slept in the room , but foolishly felt like watching the evil dead . Thus I slept with some scare in me.

I might have slept for an hour when in the darkness something jumped me on the bed, I woke up in fright, all I saw was white, with scattered hair dat was wet . The thing/ person kept fighting me seriously to bite me , I shouted and thrashed.

I hit my head all over the wall while trying to get away, I wished I could just die and leave my body. The feeling of the wet hair touching me in that darkness as the attack continued made me mad.

I was able to get away and as I got to the light switch, I put it on only to see someone adorned in a large whit wrapper, with powder all over her face, and red lipstick smeared on her lips.

With a scattered wet hair to match. With my previous scared state which I slept with. My heart couldn't take it anymore. I felt a jolt in my chest region and dats all I remembered. Thank God I finally fainted or died as I hoped would happen.

I woke up on the bed with my friends and boo laughing at me seriously.

I couldn't hold tears down anymore. I wept profusely while they laughed at me. All these was a plan to get me because I boasted some months ago that I don't scare easy.

No wonder boo set the ground work with carrying a long face. She was my attacker. I was so ashamed I almost had a nervous breakdown. In my sadness one of my buddies told me I should revenge.

He works in a university as a technologist in a biology lab. He promised he could get me 20 lagos based rats and a bucket of flying cockroaches from the lab. I thanked him and planned for boo two days later.

You see my babe or EX , hates cockroaches and rats. If one is in a room she will rather sleep outside, I waited till we both fell asleep, I crawled out after bolting all windows, removing the bulb from the room as well as her phone or any torch light.

This was to ensure there will be complete darkness and maximum dis orientation when the panic starts. I threw the rats inside and emptied the cockroaches. Then I bolted the door. My people come and hear screams, hear crying, I think she fainted many times, she luckliy got to the door with many of the flying cockroaches perching on her and those super sized rats running amork all over the room.

All these lasted maybe five minutes or thereabouts before I opened the door. She ran out crying and cursing. In anger she packed her things and left my home while wearing one slippers.

Despite my pleas dat it was dark and dangerous, she claimed no theif or ritualist could hurt her worse than I just did, so she would take her chances with them. Do you believe she left dat late at night.

From that day, she won't pick my calls, I went to her house, she bolted the door, her mum called me to shout at me and accuse me of being childish and almost harming her daughter.

Her friends have been calling me to tell me am a devil. Yet nobody remembers what she herself did to me. I have called, sent messages , sent my friends , sent I am sorry gifts yet this babe has hardened her heart. Saying I am vengeful and could kill her if given the chance. What can I do to remedy the situation.

Not only am I about losing my woman, one rat is missing. On getting my friend to catch them we found one missing, which means I have a jumbo size living in my home likely pregnant. This is me with a phobia for rats too.

I haven't been sleeping in my home. Thus I am on the verge of losing my woman and my home due to a stupid prank gone wrong.

McJane:
buhari dey use one hand serve he's definitely a pro so I give it him biko

Thatz not sign of a pro, rather sign of pride

"NIGERIA AND HER USELESS EDUCATIONAL SECTOR.


If 2y(5x-7y) -6y (x +6) = 45. Find x.


Yesterday i was in the sitting room watching a program
calledChina24 on CCTV NEWS, an electric lamp manufacturer was interviewed together with his workers in his factory. The workers are kids between the ages or 12-18 the most beautiful part of it was that the kids can on their own manufacture same.


Now let's come down to Nigeria.
Nigerian students are busy searching for "x" while students
in the
developed countries are manufacturing things for the
development of
their country.

In Nigeria, our engineering students spend nearly all their
time solving difficult equations and searching for "x".

In Nigeria, students will be asked to search for "x" I do smile
and ask
myself how can we use Algebra and simultaneous equation
to boost
the economy.

How can we use the located "x" to solve the challenges
facing us?

In Nigeria, teacher will draw a circle having dots in it on the
chalk
board and tell the kids "this is an Orange" imagine.
In Nigeria, a teacher will be in the class room using acid to
change
litmus paper to red on the chalk board. In fact, in Nigeria the
best
place to mix acid with base is on chalk board.

In Nigeria, a teacher will be in the class teaching rock and it
types
and expect the students to be able to identify them in real
sense how
possible?

However, the above are some of the reasons why at 50+ as
an oil
producing country we are still importing tooth-pick and
matches. Our brain has been channel to the fact that failure
to go to school will end one up as a domestic servant of the
educated ones which I seriously disagree with. We can't all
be in the class room at the same time and expect us to catch
up with the developed countries, it never done; we will keep
depending on them with such barbaric idea.


Let those that are willing to go into sport be on the field or
track not
in class room, Christiano Ronaldo of Real Madrid FC was
expelled from school at the age of 14 and today he is a
world footballer.

Let take those that are good in construction to factories or
workshops
not class room. Let's take away pen from our engineering
students
and send them out of class.

Let's take away pen from those that are willing to take hoe,
cutlass,
hammer, saw, screw driver etc.

Our too much dependent on pen is sending us backward.
To me, spending 5, 6 or more years in tertiary institution is
nothing
but a total waste of time, 3 years is enough for engineering
courses.

12 calendar month is enough for food related courses and 3
or 4
years is enough to be a lawyer. Imagine our youth spending
8years of their lives in university and still our Government
don't trust on their expertise rather they travel out of the
country..


At this juncture, I will like to call on the government at all
level to
look into this and find a lasting solution to it.


Lastly our government should stop sending the talented
ones away
by sending them aboard for training and failed to establish/
provide where they will be discharging what they've learnt
or the skills they've acquired upon their arrival. If we can do
this, I believe that few years to come Nigeria will be the
greatest country of the world while others will be on the
queue at our back.

But before then, I remain my humble self. God bless my
father land".

jerryfemi88:
bro my advice for u is dat,u dont give room to d devil.remember u are a man of GOD,d devil is only looking for a way of bringing u down.even if no body leaves there dont do anything with.GOD is counting on u if u are single and desire a wife let GOD choose for u.i am also a minister of GOD my bro watch and pray

Thanks sir. I promise to listen to your word. God bless you

There is a lady that do pass tru my huz every morning. She is a teacher too but at a mushroom school and we do greet. I don't even know her name but only to greet when passing
or when passing by each other. She is from akwa ibom.

A guy came to see me yesterday and when I was seeing him off, we ran into the lady at market buying some stuff. I just teased her that I will like to be a partaker of the meal and she smiled and invited me over. I thought it was a joke till
she said she meant it. I went there with my friend and she served us eba with akwa ibom soup and malt. I couldn't eat much as I wasn't comfortable and she was all over me

She told me most things about herself and even gave me a power bank when I admired it. She was ready to give me anything and asked me to come to her huz anytime for food, but I know I won't go there again. She just called me last nite and even this morning and sounding funny.

Please house, 1. I don't want a relationship now. 2. How do I cut away without offense? 3. I'm a pastor in training and one of our church member that respects me so much stays in her compound while I stay in church compound, so its a no go area

AccessME:
I have seen countless number of threads claiming,posting pics of most handsome guys on nairaland thereby making me create this thread to prove them wrong
it a challenge,post your pics and defeat me!!!

Challenge right? Check my dp here. I don't need to showcase myself. Only an empty drum makes the loudest noise

kenkenn:
Congrats!!!!!
You are the man of the moment

For your mind? Na joke ooooooo

I was with Frank Edoh of who want to be a millionaire just
few hours ago. Having exhausted two out of three of my lifeline, I felt so doomed and worried as bead of tears roll down my cheek despite the cold air condition.
'

You can win this #10,000000 or walk away with just
#1,00000' said the moderator with a mockery smile 'Just
answer the question' he continued 'Where is the movie
DISCONNECT shot' he repeated the question for the fifth
time while I kept quiet in grave silence like him expecting a
death sentence.


I have no idea, I haven't watch such a movie before, all I do
to help myself is reading motivational books and most have
read, I can't even remember the author let alone of the year
been written.


'You still have one more lifeline' said Frank as he broke the
silence. That gave me a new hope because I've been
wondering, how will I walk away with Just #1m when #10m
is beckoning at me..... (to be contd...)

Try to be sincere, he did it but you no enjoy am, thatz why you came here to para

I've done it for my ex before, its not a big deal. Just that I can't do it again till I meet someone I truly love

1. Sex doesn't keep a man, if you like, turn 360% on bed, he
will still dump you. Bleach until you become white, if he
doesn't notice the qualities of a wife in you, he will leave
you.



2. A man who win your love with cash may not stay forever.
Real men doesn't settle down with fake women who love
money.



3. The beauty of a woman can take her to a Palace but her
character will determine how long she stays in the palace.
Beauty attracts men but character keep them.



4. Material things definitely has its merits but it cannot alone provide the riches of a truly meaningful life.


5. Being sexy without a character will not get you a husband,
you will only get a boyfriend.


6. Sex can bring pleasure but it can never bring love, sex is a
product of love, love is not a product of sex.


7. Sex can make a man stay with you overnight but love will
make him stay for a lifetime.


8. There are some things that money just can't buy like
manners, moral and integrity.


9. How you dress will definitely determine how men will
address you.

10. Add yours

MRBrownJ:
he cant even write proper English, lol!

No mind him jawe

Snazguy:






True ko, See the English sef, d diction sef na die. Who pays to get a job? U wan carry last abi.

I wonder oooo

Job seekers in maritime industry like me will surely fall for this but as a confirm lasgidi guy diluted with pita kwa brain, I see caution, tread on it and applied wisdom. This guy, Asiru by name posted a vacancy on nairaland for cadetship with this link and I decided to follow it up bumper to bumper, maybe it can be true www.nairaland.com/3131136/cadet-vacancy-cadet-vacancy Read below in our conversation and give me reasons why he is a scammer (Read the message from down to up please) The contract period is 9month the cadet salary structure 400$ then the company determine ur sea allowance 07069162937 On 29/05/2016, samcofac@gmail.com <samcofac@gmail.com> wrote: > Ook sir, thanks and God bless. Can I please know the salary structure, > contract period and also have your phone number please? > > Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN > > -----Original Message----- > From: Waly Mark <walymark@gmail.com> > Date: Sun, 29 May 2016 22:24:14 > To: <samcofac@gmail.com> > Subject: Re: Cadetship request > > Send ur cvs then wen u pay on tuesday u send teller immidiately ok so > i can summit them > > On 29/05/2016, Waly Mark <walymark@gmail.com> wrote: >> Name: waly mark >> state of origin: ogun state iperu remo >> graduate of Lyceum international maritime academy batangas philippines >> work has second engineer onboard m/v ndoni river brawal shipping >> marraid with 3 children with their mum in abuja >> >> On 29/05/2016, samcofac@gmail.com <samcofac@gmail.com> wrote: >>> I will send it on Tuesday because of the public holiday tomorrow but I >>> really need to know who I'm dealing with, to avoid been duped. Can I >>> have >>> your details please? >>> Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN >>> >>> -----Original Message----- >>> From: Waly Mark <walymark@gmail.com> >>> Date: Sat, 28 May 2016 18:40:06 >>> To: <samcofac@gmail.com> >>> Subject: Re: Cadetship request >>> >>> The name of the company is Brawal shipping work start second week of >>> june because the contract of the other working cadet ends first week >>> of june and if i summit ur cv u will been call on to come collect ur >>> contract paper to resume work immidiately this is the acc no >>> 0139368218 acc name Asiru A S gtb >>> >>> On 28/05/2016, samcofac@gmail.com <samcofac@gmail.com> wrote: >>>> Is the payment first? What is the name of the. Company and her details? >>>> When >>>> will the work start? Send the account details and the questions I ask >>>> please >>>> >>>> Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN >>>> >>>> -----Original Message----- >>>> From: Waly Mark <walymark@gmail.com> >>>> Date: Sat, 28 May 2016 17:40:04 >>>> To: <samcofac@gmail.com> >>>> Subject: Re: Cadetship request >>>> >>>> You sent ur cvs and the payment teller so has to enable summit ur cvs >>>> should i forward the account detains to you >>>> >>>> On 28/05/2016, samcofac@gmail.com <samcofac@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>> Ok, how do we go about it? What are the next step. I'm very much >>>>> interested >>>>> bro >>>>> ------Original Message------ >>>>> From: Waly Mark >>>>> To: Fakolade Samuel >>>>> Subject: Re: Cadetship request >>>>> Sent: May 28, 2016 15:47 >>>>> >>>>> What they need is cadet non tin else ok the company will get the other >>>>> paper for u base on the contract ok >>>>> >>>>> On 27/05/2016, samcofac@gmail.com <samcofac@gmail.com> wrote: >>>>>> Good evening. I saw your post on nairaland and sincerely I wish to >>>>>> get >>>>>> this >>>>>> job. I have my STCW, International Passport and can get others >>>>>> quickly >>>>>> but >>>>>> the problem is that I have COXSWAIN (the same rank with MEA) but I >>>>>> don't >>>>>> know if that too can be accepted. I've been looking for cadetship but >>>>>> couldn't find. Please let me know if possible because am interested. >>>>>> Thanks. >>>>>> you can reach me on 08030834800 >>>>>> >>>>>> Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN >>>>>

Job seekers in maritime industry like me will surely fall for this but as a confirm lasgidi guy diluted with pita kwa brain, I see caution, tread on it and applied wisdom.

This guy, Asiru by name posted a vacancy on nairaland for cadetship with this link and I decided to follow it up bumper to bumper, maybe it can be true www.nairaland.com/3131136/cadet-vacancy-cadet-vacancy


Read below in our conversation and give me reasons why he is a scammer

(Read the message from down to up please)

The contract period is 9month the cadet salary structure 400$ then the
company determine ur sea allowance 07069162937

On 29/05/2016, samcofac@gmail.com <samcofac@gmail.com> wrote:
> Ook sir, thanks and God bless. Can I please know the salary structure,
> contract period and also have your phone number please?
>
> Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Waly Mark <walymark@gmail.com>
> Date: Sun, 29 May 2016 22:24:14
> To: <samcofac@gmail.com>
> Subject: Re: Cadetship request
>
> Send ur cvs then wen u pay on tuesday u send teller immidiately ok so
> i can summit them
>
> On 29/05/2016, Waly Mark <walymark@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Name: waly mark
>> state of origin: ogun state iperu remo
>> graduate of Lyceum international maritime academy batangas philippines
>> work has second engineer onboard m/v ndoni river brawal shipping
>> marraid with 3 children with their mum in abuja
>>
>> On 29/05/2016, samcofac@gmail.com <samcofac@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> I will send it on Tuesday because of the public holiday tomorrow but I
>>> really need to know who I'm dealing with, to avoid been duped. Can I
>>> have
>>> your details please?
>>> Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN
>>>
>>> -----Original Message-----
>>> From: Waly Mark <walymark@gmail.com>
>>> Date: Sat, 28 May 2016 18:40:06
>>> To: <samcofac@gmail.com>
>>> Subject: Re: Cadetship request
>>>
>>> The name of the company is Brawal shipping work start second week of
>>> june because the contract of the other working cadet ends first week
>>> of june and if i summit ur cv u will been call on to come collect ur
>>> contract paper to resume work immidiately this is the acc no
>>> 0139368218 acc name Asiru A S gtb
>>>
>>> On 28/05/2016, samcofac@gmail.com <samcofac@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Is the payment first? What is the name of the. Company and her details?
>>>> When
>>>> will the work start? Send the account details and the questions I ask
>>>> please
>>>>
>>>> Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN
>>>>
>>>> -----Original Message-----
>>>> From: Waly Mark <walymark@gmail.com>
>>>> Date: Sat, 28 May 2016 17:40:04
>>>> To: <samcofac@gmail.com>
>>>> Subject: Re: Cadetship request
>>>>
>>>> You sent ur cvs and the payment teller so has to enable summit ur cvs
>>>> should i forward the account detains to you
>>>>
>>>> On 28/05/2016, samcofac@gmail.com <samcofac@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Ok, how do we go about it? What are the next step. I'm very much
>>>>> interested
>>>>> bro
>>>>> ------Original Message------
>>>>> From: Waly Mark
>>>>> To: Fakolade Samuel
>>>>> Subject: Re: Cadetship request
>>>>> Sent: May 28, 2016 15:47
>>>>>
>>>>> What they need is cadet non tin else ok the company will get the other
>>>>> paper for u base on the contract ok
>>>>>
>>>>> On 27/05/2016, samcofac@gmail.com <samcofac@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Good evening. I saw your post on nairaland and sincerely I wish to
>>>>>> get
>>>>>> this
>>>>>> job. I have my STCW, International Passport and can get others
>>>>>> quickly
>>>>>> but
>>>>>> the problem is that I have COXSWAIN (the same rank with MEA) but I
>>>>>> don't
>>>>>> know if that too can be accepted. I've been looking for cadetship but
>>>>>> couldn't find. Please let me know if possible because am interested.
>>>>>> Thanks.
>>>>>> you can reach me on 08030834800
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>

Irenyy:
Maybe his wealth

Irenyy:
Maybe his wealth

Irenyy:
Maybe his wealth

Thanks for saying the truth