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potbelly:
FTC incase this shit hits FP...

Hunnmmm...... Your name speaks volume

DEAR BROTHERS, MAY THIS NEVER BE YOUR PORTION oooo

A teacher in Ogbomosho asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. An Ijebuman passing by overheard the response , he shook his head and said: "This APC government will kill us in this country, everything has increased: dollar, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff,...ev erything, even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4. Everything in Nigeria has increased, even the voice that usually say "to copy this tune press one" is now saying "to copy this tune press eleven"

Ok...just because its Sunday evening...let's catch lil fun *abeg
- its just fun, nothin' serious o* lol *ok*


1. Below is a list of 7 different colours. Pick the colour you
are most drawn to - just look through the list, take your time
to picture every colour in your mind's eye then choose the 1
your mind is drawn to the most:

- BRIGHT GREEN
- PINK
- BLUE
- RED
- BROWN
- ORANGE
- PURPLE

2. Scroll down to get the message that comes with each
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1. BRIGHT GREEN: You are on a path of discovery and
growth. Focus on the NEXT STEP - don't try to rush to the end
of your journey. Each step is part of your journey, and
brings you into a new area of your life. If you try to look too
far ahead, you'll get stressed and confused. With each step
you take, life looks a little different - you can't skip any part
of the process! So be confident going forward with your
dreams and plans - go ahead and take the next step. The
journey you are about to undertake, or are undertaking
leads to heights beyond your wildest dreams.


2. PINK: You may have experienced some emotional hurt,
please know your guardian angel is by you, helping you heal.
You attract LOVE in all forms - e.g deeper love from a
current partner, a soulmate connection incase you are
waiting, and you attract people who need love - children.
You are showing right attitude, so wait and see what comes
back to you. You have a gentle hrt, and you were born to
care for others, it is your life purpose. Not everyone will be
as kind in return (and you find this hard to deal with), but
don’t allow their shadow to change who you are. Keep
shining your light, it is who YOU are.


3. BLUE: There is someone in your life right now, or about to
come into your life who will play a big part in your soul's
journey. You have a deep connection with this person and
you were destined to meet. You don't need to ask is this my
Soulmate? You instinctively know. If you are still waiting for
this person, be patient. Try not to become over-anxious or
consumed by fear of it never happening. Trust, that you will
find each other - it is destiny. In the meantime, work on
becoming balanced and happy within yourself. Develop
qualities that you wish to find in your Soulmate. If you are
already with your Soulmate, never stop working on those
qualities that attracted you to each other in the first place.


4. RED: There are times in your life when you have to fight
for what is right for you. This may mean confronting a
situation that you have avoided until now, or facing
someone about a certain issue without any guarantee of the
outcome. It is time to seek out those parts of your life that
are preventing you from moving on. You may have struggled
with them until now, and still be struggling. The difference is


- now you are ready. You are a warrior, a survivor and you
have reserves of inner strength yet to be discovered. Do
what is right for you, you have all the strength you need.
Beautiful, sun filled happy days await you - take control of
your destiny!


5. BROWN: Leave behind what is dead for you, and give life
to what is new. Your life has taken many twists and turns,
you may even worry sometimes you lack direction. You
don't! When you look back in years to come, you'll view your
life as a whole, and see it as beautiful and perfect. But now,
it's time to change direction again. Ask yourself, what needs
to end for you to move forward? Is it a lingering
relationship, a job, an unhealthy habit or some other
circumstance? Chances are you know exactly what needs to
end (you may already have ended or be in the process of
ending things). If you're not sure what needs to end, you will
be soon. One thing is for sure, you are not 'ordinary'. Be
brave and travel "your own path". It may be rocky at times,
but your destiny awaits you!


6. ORANGE: You were born to SHINE your light. How bright
you shine depends on how you live your life. Choose
carefully what sort of work you do, who you choose to have
a relationship with, who your friends are and how you treat
yourself. Choose what makes you feel alive so the world can
see your light. You have been given life to do something
special, to bring happiness and comfort to others. This may
mean raising a happy family, caring for relatives, working in
health care, counselling, as a teacher, or writer ... In serving
your life purpose, your light shines brighter, you become
happier and your goodness radiates to others.


7. PURPLE: At times you are amazed at how you know
something before it happens; at how you have a sense of
'knowing' what is coming. Trust in this ability, and you will
develop an awareness of your place in life. Developing a
'sixth sense' helps you in so many ways - it helps you
uncover your purpose in life, to connect with other people at
a deeper level and to build your connection with the unseen.


It's time to learn more about your abilities and to find
people who are interested in it. You have an exciting path
ahead of you...


...to be human is beautiful...



say YEA if am right and NAY if am wrong

#OCCUPYINGMINDS:
#NIGERDELTAMILITANTS...


Every time a Crude Flow Station is Destroyed by Militants in the Niger Delta, The Environment is Damaged; Our Land is Polluted and Our Communities are subjected to more hardships...Let the Bombing Continue, who will lose?...The Government of PMB is dragging the Nigerian Economy away from Crude Oil; Lagos State has Joined the League of Oil Producing States and the Northern Part of Nigeria whose Reserves have been cynically suppressed over the years will begin production within the next months to two years. With time, We from the Niger Delta would have destroyed our Lands so much that future generation will curse us their Fathers and Mothers for killing their dreams. Let the Stupidity Continue my People...Don't stop the blowing up of pipelines.

Everyone of us thinks that a Blown Pipeline is an attack on PMB and His Government of Change...Insanity on display I must say. Kano and Lagos are Leading the way in Tomatoes Paste Production and Tomatoes don dey scarce shebi? The Northern Landmass alone is about 4 times the entire Landmass of the SS and the SE; Agriculture will revolutionize the North within the next decade...We from the Niger Delta will use our Oil to soak Garri and we think we are punishing Nigeria? Think Again, but Kontinu.

I have been reliably informed, that the More Pipeline we blow-up, the more the Resolve of this President to get the Nigerian Economy off oil...The More the Presidency blocks loopholes; The More the desire for alternative Revenue; The More the Nigerian People get pissed off by our Stupidity. The Future is Lost to the Greedy, Selfish Demons of Today. Blow Pipelines if you can, Nigeria is moving on. We have a President who is capable of making the hard decisions and willing to firmly sustain those hard choices. Blow Pipelines abeg. Let Nigeria Suffer and Let our land be wasted. Kontinu killing your own future by your own hands.

WEEP NOT FOR THE NIGER DELTA!!!
OUR ENEMIES ARE WITHIN!!!

Forwarded as received
I am Samuel Fakolade
I - Inspire
I - Impact
I - CreatePositiveChanges

LecciGucci:
OP SO ON POINT

Thumbs up

TPAND:
Post seconded

Thanks bro...

Baba is not dead, he slept in the Lord

1. when RONALDO Scores he points at Himself When MESSI Scores he points Up . 2. RONALDO Will do skills to beat a 1 player MESSI Will do 1 trick to 5 players . 3. RONALDO Is compared to MESSI While MESSI is compared PELE And MARADONA . 4. RONALDO Shoots where MESSI Would have Passed to better positioned Player . 5, RONALDO Is hungry for individual Success MESSI Plays for the success of the team as a Whole . 6, Girls Like RONALDO for his good looks They like MESSI For his good Game . 7, RONALDO Scores Goals..... MESSI Break World Records . 8, RONALDO Plays because he loves fame MESSI Plays because he loves the Game . 9, RONALDO Will make your Day MESSI Will make your History . 10, RONALDO Is Good, But MESSI Is the Best . Agreed Or Disagreed

What can you say about the purse on the groom's hand during photo session with the groom's men

oyinbola26:
you cannot gatecrash because they have the list and you need to find your name and append your singnature on that list, for the test i will be pure theory, u will be given full scap sheet to write,because i was there last week tuesday for electrical test at Fmnl ,20 essay questions in 1:30 mins but i finished in less than 20 mins because when i didnt know what to write ,they based it on pure maintenance and safety ,thre 4, what is yr couse of study and read on functioning test

Definitely, they can still call me be that ooooooo

tipcea:
I can't say the exact time but it's sometime late last year...I have even forgotten about it before all of a sudden I saw the mesage..I am as confused as anyone here

Its late last year too but its like I applied for GT Operator or so. I'm trying to remember

Well, there are still even more than that. Here in bonny island, security of NLNG are earning above 80k. So, it may not be a scam but shine your eyes

I applied for this same position last year but didn't get a reply since then. Also, I've checked my mail now and found nothing

aileru:
Wts ur point.....should ppl lend u money or advise u on how to get loan?... Be more specific.....

I need details on how to go on loan from Microfinance banks in Ibadan and which of them can loan up to #1m

Good morning all. How was your night? I believe you are at work already.

I need some information or certainly help in any means you can help me with.

I want to upgrade from been an hustler to entrepreneur and we all know what this country is all about.

I have a proposal I want to work on to float an engineering company. Normally it will cost me around #3m-#5m to start but am trying to work with another company, so as to reduce my capital and yet drive the proposed company to its peak in no due time and now the cost has reduced to like #1m but raising it is another issue here.

Please, who have an idea of Mircro Finance loan or other better means of raising this capital. Personally I have like 200k but I know it won't go to anywhere if I invest it. I will prefer Ibadan in the south-western part of the country as there is where I have my target location.

I have a marketing strategy which I strongly believe will manifest and yield fruit in no due time is there is no 'act of gods' as I don't wish or pray for one.

So, kindly help a brother out. God bless you

Good evening house. How was your day? Please I need your help urgently.

I saw a lady's number on my phone some weeks back and I chat her up on whatsapp. She responded nicely but never plan to meet. Later we chat and she told me she was in school but will let me know when she is around.

Sincerely I've forgotten about her till today that she 'hi' me on whatsapp and told me she is back from school (UNIPORT). I asked her to let us meet and see which she agreed. I also requested for he pictures which she reluctantly obliged and asked for mine too later. Its from that picture I discovered it was on badoo that we met.

She also asked the purpose of our seeing and I told her I don't even know as I can't define if its to just see and meet or on a date. She asked me to defined it because she was the one that chooses the location we are going to meet (Chuvick eatery), so I asked her to let's go out on a date and she agreed.

Not that I've not gone out on date before but it has always been with my girlfriend and not with a stranger. Here is where I need your help

1. Is it proper to open up to her where I got her contact? We've not spoken on phone though.

2. How do I approach her when we see?

3. What are the best choice of words I use and those I shouldn't, so as to make it not boring?

4. How should I dress there?

5. What should I buy for her and what shouldn't I buy?

6. Should I pay her transport back or I should just let her be?

7. Should I ask about her relationship or I shouldn't talk about relationship issue at all?

Please, help a naïve brother and friend out.

1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your Case Dey
"MR BIGGS"


2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his
chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where
the truth is


3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the
"P"in Psycho


4. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still
single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.


5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from
Above not Abroad.


6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask,
"Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .


7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is
afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of
his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life


8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago,
Twitter- 2Mins ago . Bible - 2002. My dear, the Devil has
soaked your cane in kerosene


9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd
app for chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st
position


10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So
think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence
urself wisely to avoid Prison break


11. To those who commit suicide; why are you So selfish?
Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who
to use for money rituals?


12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible
So if any guy calls you an angel na wash ooooo.


13. And if after reading this u refuse to add yours, devil dey
dance shakiti bobo for your head.....!!!

Like seriously am humbled. The rate at which messages, calls, whatsapp and bbm messages came in, I think if I was to contest with Buhari during 2015 general election, I will surely win.


To all my friends in South-South here, South-West, My daughters and Sons, my spiritual mother, YALI Nigeria, SERA Talks Publicity group, CAC Whatsapp group and lots more that my brain could not carry.

To fellow nairalander and its management that sends me birthday message, GTBank and even MTN Nigeria, sincerely I feel so important.

If am to start mentioning names, I may not leave here today but in one word, I want to scream THANK YOU for making my day yesterday. It was the best birthday I ever celebrated. May God never forsake you people for once and may you be celebrated too in Jesus name.

I love you all

A word for me on my day

Here are two funny signposts I saw when coming from church today

1. Na church project or Holy Ghost project. I never know say Holy Ghost too don dey get project.


2. I don't know which one to go for, if na food dey are selling there or lesson.


Someone should help me out please

Thanks for your contribution so far but the truth is that I can't make love to a married woman (I might be tempted to do it if she is single to show how desperate I am) and this is the first and only means I've gotten so far to get this job done. I'm very confuse and disturbed right now

I met a woman through a fanpage on facebook in late 2014. I only commented on the post and she added me. We got chatting and I got to know she is married with 3lovely kids and a very handsome husband.

We do chat from 9pm till like 1am to 2am every night. I asked her severally of her husband and he will either tell me he went out drinking with his friends or he was in the village to meets the in-law.

Before I forget, I am from South-West (Osun state but grew up in Ibadan) and came to serve my fatherland in South-South (Rivers -state, Bonny Island) and decided to stay back since 2013 that I passed out. I am in my early 30's but has been jobless and hustling has been the order of the day.

Back to my story, later we exchanged numbers and we talk once a while on phone. If I call, we talk for few minutes because of the airtime but if she calls, na me go dey beg make she drop am. She do tell me how she admire my voice and my write-up's on my wall. Later she told me she will like to hook me up to her younger sister who just graduated. I didn't give much consent to that and she knows it.

Later she started using 'honey', 'luv', 'swt@' and those stuff for me. I didn't want sound immature, so I kept it to myself as if its normal. She later asked us to see. She pleaded me to come to Owerri but I. declined. Later she came to met with me in Port harcourt on the 19th of December 2014. We lodged in an hotel and discussed at length. She was all over me like we were lovers.

(Sincerely she is tall, fair, huge and very beautiful. As tall as I am, am still looking at her up.)

Later she asked for romance with her body which sincerely I did (just not to hurt her) and later asked for s*x which I refused. When she was much to it, I told her 'I don't sleep with married women, do you want to destroy my destiny?'

She got angry and left after muttering some hated words. I was dumpfolded and later left too to board night bus to Lagos.

After the incident, she stopped picking my calls or chatting with me for over 6months. Later she started picking and chatting as if we were strangers before.

I went to Aba in January to get some stuff and gave her a call joking I was coming to Owerri, she sounded excited and gave me a description of where she was. She was at a function and I met with her there. She was all over me there and in public she gave me a french kiss.

I fought her for not getting in touch like before and she apologised. I went to Port harcourt that day but couldn't get boat to Bonny. I told her that when we spoke and she said she would have come over to lodge with me if it wasn't late because I have to lodge since I have no place in port harcourt to stay. We got talking on phone after then but not like when we first met and we chat up on whatsapp.

Last week, I was sharing with her my plan to floating my company and how I need #1m to float the company. She offered to borrow me #.5m for 3years (which can float the company easily with what I have already) but I must be ready to keep her company for 5nites (Just nights, day not inclusive) or I forget we ever meet in life.

Like seriously, I need the money pass federal govt and yet I can't try what she wanted.



Please what do you think I do?


Note: My undefiled relationship of 9years got crumbled because of my financial incapability and I'm still single.

drunkpunk:
April 11 in the house....

April 11 too

CLET1:
April 11,any1?

I'm April 11 too

Tall girl this, tall girl that. The last time I checked, all things God created are good and perfect. So, why the sentiment? Can you create any? I'm a talk and cute guy. Check my profile to confirm but I don't look down on any body.


Anyway, I don't discriminate but the question is 'Can 'tall' girl make a good house wife?' Its not by all those qualities.


If a short babe will make me have rest of mind and give me happy home, I will choose her over a million not worthy tall things