₦airaland Forum

I THINK HE WILL BE HEIR TO OMOKACHI'the bull'

It is no news that Nairaland is one of the largest Forum sites in Nigeria.which boast of a record breaking and 'jaw-drooping' million+ member and also it is 'wikipaedia recognized'..so been a moderator of such site is quite actractive and some-what influencial.cause you have the priveledge to control some section and also ban and unban members who use inflamatory and derogatory sentence.(which most nairalanders found this form of banning a sort of dictatorship and nairalanders such as okija juju have gone as far as writing abuses directed to some moderators on his signature as a form of protest)...nonetheless i will like seun or fellow nairalanders or even the moderators themselves to tell us the basis on which they are selected...

alpha conde: The book of stephen 3 vs 3-6, 7 - 10 and moses proclaimed to the people The God that delivered us from the ethiopians will defend us in the presence of the ivorians. 4 and after the fifth day after noon before nightfall it came to pass that the nigerians defeated the ivorians. 5 The king of the nigerians one King Jonathan danced naked in Celebration at a place called the eagles square near his palace.6 and the lord blessed them amongst the football race of africa
7.After some time news came from a distance country in the southern part of africa that the malians were approaching the nigerian territory. 8 The nigerians became scared and on the 3rd day after they have received the news 9 the lord appeared to apostle sunday mba and promised him that the malians will fall before them easier than any other battle they had faced in the past.10 Mba believed the lord and again it came to pass, the malians became slaves to the nigerians.

.U MUST BE S.TUPID FOR THAT BLASPHEMY..I.DIOT

ALL I SEE IS MAKE- UP HELPING SOMEBODY.!!!AND WHO IS THAT I.DIOT THAT CALL HER ASHAWO?

First to do something.

WHY ALWAYS OSAZE!!!

IF U WANT TO LAUGH AND FALL FROM BED ENTER NAIRALAND.SEE COMMENT....*LAUGHING WITH ALL WHITE TEETH OPEN*

2GBASKI...AS FAR AS U ARE INVOLVE NO WAHALA....RIDE ON MR.INNOCENT UJAH IDIBIA(idoma representative)

At least 4 once the Messi/Ronaldo brouhaha will calm down cos we now know the difference between the Man and The Boy.thanks to Ballon d' or.although my hands go to realmadrid cos of the SPECIAL ONE..we chelsea fans stil gat your back....memorable Quote: 'Dont call me arrogant i am an european champion and i think, am the SPECIAL ONE'

I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE LADY IN QUESTION,BUT I CONCUR WITH WHAT SHE SAID..JONATHAN IS A HUGE DISAPOINTMENT,THIS WAS NOT WHAT NIGERIAN ENVISAGED WILL HAPPEN WHEN HE WENT ABOUT 'CHRIMAS CAROLING'ABOUT HIS 'i had no shoes agenda'..and Goodluck 2 u goodluck 2 me,gudluck 2 everybody nd bla.bla.bla.'NIGERIANS THOUGHT THEY HAVE GOTTEN ONE WHO UNDERSTAND THEM...GEJ IS A HUGE DISAPOINTMENT AND WEAKLING.HE THINK TO BE A PRESIDENT IS TO WARM ASO ROCK SEAT FOR FOUR YEARS.I MISS OBJ(Original Baba Jor)...RUNING TO PRAYER GROUNDS AND YET NOT PERFORMING ACTIONS SO THAT THE PRAYER WILL AID HIM..I JUST HOPE HE AIN'T THINKING OF 2015....from the desk of SAMCONQUER

I LOOK LIKE FASHOLA FOR YOUR EYE...OR ARE U A LEARNER.!!!

AFTER THEY HAVE MADE IT THEY WILL COME AND BE TELLING US COCK AND BULL STORY SO THAT THEY WILL LOOK LIKE AN 'INSPIRATIONAL MOTIVATOR'.SOME I BELIEVE NOT AL THOUGH..JUST AS YOUR ?!!! Said 'he had no shoes,he trek frm here to there'because he is now a ?!!!BUT HAVE IT CHANGE THE BOMBING THEY THROW TO KNOCK-OUT(i did not cal names)

kuzzieOtiz: Joystick? As in vibrator (v.i.b.r.a.t.o.r) or

I knew OBJ was a HOMOsapien anyway

.wait o...b4 nko....ok you are HOMOERECTUS abi MTCHEW..if you dont know all humans belong to the genus called HOMO and specie called SAPIENS(daz some biology lesson)so go and sin no more.OBJ ain't your mate ....#in olamide voice#ARE YOU A LEARNER

kaorama: Will u go and sleep. Why will Boko Haram succesfully attack a church in a well guarded military barracks but always fail when they attack common Emirs and some mosques? Are u trying to make us feel u guys dont know ur targets?

Very On Point!!!

Nooooo...it should not be that peace loving and accomodating man.*rushes out to go and confirm the news elsewhere*

nues aweso: If I hear you say Marvin thugs, I go vexx o

.#in a very calm and quiet voice#girl., u don use style yab them o..

Seems as if nobody is saying anything concerning that his younger brother face..neither will i say anything either

MY MB IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME..OP NO WORRY I GO WATCH AM 4 CNN..NEXT...

Godhelpus: Fire at Shoprite ikeja mall. I saw it coming.Godhelpus...

SO U SAW IT COMING AND U NEVA SAID ANYTIN ABI..U ARE SUSPECT O...S.S.S. Make una show

I watch the clip and the comment,he made.it was hilarious and courageous.He was probably refering to the House of reps and their co-hort..BUT THIS NEWS WAS ABOUT 2 DAYS BACK..WHY POSTING IT NOW?

SEE THIS ST.UP.ID SITE IS BECOMING INSULTIVE TO MY PERSON AS A CHRISTIAN OR IS IT BECAUSE THE 'OWNER' IS A MUSLIM.EVERY SUNDAY DEROGATORY STATEMENT ON XTIANS IS POSTED ON FRONTPAGE..Y.Y.Y AND I DNT SEE THAT ON FRIDAY'S I AM TAKING EXCEPTION TO THIS BULSHIT..4 CRYING OUT LOUD IF NOT STUPIDY OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER WHY AND WHAT IS THE REASON U HAVE TO ASSOCIATE CHRISTIANITY AND THE BURIAL THAT IS MOSTLY PERFORMED BY SOME CULTURES OR YOU GUYS JUST WANT TO FORMENT TROUBLE...NONSCENCE!NONSCENCE!!NONSCENCE!!!GO AHEAD AND BAN ME

chiover: using GOD to play play?

..thank you my bro you are among the few that have reason and say something wisely..ST.UP.ID AND BLASPHEMOUS JOKE

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE OR WHAT..I DONT THINK IS FUNNY AT ALL....

I went to visit my uncle during a holiday he lives in a G.R.A..so i went out one particular day and came back only to discover that they went out,with the gate locked, i was damn pressed and was new there, the weather was chiled and cooled but i was sweating.and been a G.R.A i cannot do it anywhere moreover no bush.meeen i missed village immediately..so i meet a guy on the road and the following coversation took place....ME:Bros,gudday o.abeg where is public toilet,i want to ease myself....THE BROS:...i no understand wetin u mean o...ME:I Mean i want to use use the toilet..THE BROS:u wan use toilet??ah 4 wetin na guy??ME:i mean say i wan shit,shit dey worry me*angry*(by now the shit is cuming with full force o,my white shirt cover with sweat and my face)...BROS: ..ok now u dey talk,u see that corner where that red motor dey if u reach there take that corner..another coner stil dey by ur left..follow there,then near one mango tree u go see one woman dey sell akara,4 her back two girls dey sell orange wey no far from the boy wey dey sell kerosene..(by this time i feel like slapping the boy but what can i do i need the location to help my ministry..)BROS:..near the boy wey they sell kerosene if you look your left you go see one small white shop,wey dey in between two brown colour and mtn decorated shop,go the back u go see the Public toilet..(by this time i shouted thank God finaly)BROS:BUT THE PUBLIC TOILET DON BURN SINCE LAST YEAR....whaaaaaaat and u waste my precious time. *shocked*....u guys should not ask me what happened