₦airaland Forum

WhytJane: hehehehehe I love dis my wahala friend

I love you too Sugar

When are you going to camp?

Victosin09: Please all, is it absolutely CERTAIN that camp registration closes on the 7th?

Officially, yes.

XerXesNG: [size=14pt]

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#YokitiShouldKnow

ikescope: ...And that waz how I ended up in Niger state...*straight face*







Abeg any niger otondo in the haux??

Go show them the concepts of quantum thermodynamics.

Niger is cool though. You would enjoy it

Valentinooo: but how does erectile dysfunction n low sperm count have anything to do with service. Abi you think say na female he wan go dey service for there?

AdaEkube..wetin happen na?

WhytJane: thanks dear

honeydear: really?

Really.

honeydear: yes samguine

I adore women from Edo state

rationalmind: Seen the pic. Unfortunately, that wasn't the lady I saw

You are wicked. Why you no chill till like tomorrow so that me sef go see the pix? . You just dey rush dey talk say you don see am. Mtcheew

ucyoma: l was posted abuja n I don't like it. Is there any way I can change it?

Take tipex, clear the Abuja on the call up letter, put the state you want and voila, it has been changed

XerXesNG:
Please what ailments work best for redeployment?
Now that govt doctors are on strike...what would you suggest to facilitate redeployment?
Abeg make una answer o! Not all this chat you people are chatting, some people need to redeploy or they will die.

1) Erectile dysfunction

2) Low Sperm Count

3) Heart Burn

4) Electro-encephalical sclerosis

rationalmind: Lol, how about Dec 2014?

Bro..are you for real?

honeydear: Benin

Are you from there?

Valentinooo: na so we see am o bro. I felt like tearing the letter when i first saw it but later realised i can still make good use of it to my advantage

You for tear am na

Galaory: Pls, how is ogun state camp generally?
Is it very close to lagos or how much is it to lagos? I mean d transport. Thanks
actually, i am posted to ogun state

Reports say the camp is arguably the best in the country. I stay in Lagos too. Sagamu is not far from Lagos. An hour or so. Dunno the amount yet, would get to you when I confirm.

Guys what is happening here..? Why this place dull like this? Oya make una carry una head come here to plan and discuss

stainzzz: I don collect call up letter btw

Was also posted 2 Ogun.

From Ife too?

tnuola: Lagos

Same here. But as Footlocker said, make sure you influence the next batch.

honeydear: Cool

Where are you based?

honeydear: lol...that won't be possible....my dad is super excited about Osun

How far is Osun from Ibadan? Samguine

Osun and Oyo are border states. Ibadan to Ife/Ilesha/Oshogbo/Ede (where the camp is) is 1 hr max.

tnuola: My dear, exactly what I'm doing.. Nysc will always be there.. I have job, so waiting till Nov is no biggie..
Cheers

Alright dear. I wish you all the best. Where do you stay btw?

tnuola: What if, what if, what if... I'll rather wait than imagine what if... If you've had family up north that abandoned their jobs, properties and every other thing and came down here with nothing then you understand why my family won't let me anywhere up north... Life has got no duplicate. I'll rather wait than give my parents sleepless nights cuz Im serving the nation in Adamawa/Niger..

Sweetheart, live your life the way you deem fit

Wiseracre: Brother, where dem post u? Me juss dey go sch o, my friends talk say na anambra dem post me. Me juss dey go to confirm n collect my letter

Ogun. Still in school..Brought someone for Post Jamb. Would be leaving after the exam tomao.

I don collect call up letter btw

Footlocker: Tell that to the prospective corpers who were blown to bits yesterday in a kano poly, while trying to collect their call up letter. 'what if they stayed at home that day?'

I wasn't imposing my beliefs on her bro. I was just asking her questions. Sokarsenal said he believes nothing can happen to him even if he wants to stay in the North. He believes it and it has been working for him. I have experienced pain, loss and sufferings before. I have been involved in accidents before. That does not mean I should advise people to see life as evil or not to travel. It is what YOU believe that will work for YOU. #MyLife #MyPhilosophy

tnuola: The distance is not even the p, one can gather money fly down the redeploy on getting there, the question is how safe will one be during the three weeks on camp... This BH people have no mercy, if they don't attack in camp due to tight security what if they waylay corpers on their way to camp or their way back? By November I'll runz it to Ogun or Oyo

What if you thought that you wld get to camp safely, what if you thought that Boko won't give you problems, what if you thought that you would actually enjoy the state, what if you thought positive, what if you stopped thinking evil and negative. What if...

honeydear: . U are not helping @ all...lol

What about Osun

Osun is cool. Really cool. Was born and bred there. Oshogbo, Ife, Ilesha etc are really nice places. Though most of them are local, you would be okay.

rationalmind: Lol, just a caring brother who's concerned about the growing love between both of you.

*clears throat*

traecey: swty its dsame evriwhre#i aint perturbed

Alright dear

traecey: yelz naw...tho am nt sad cos am hearn dt oyo is gud

Sorry to burst your bubbles sugar..only Ibadan is good. The rest are NOTHING to write home about. #MyOpinion.

rationalmind: Lol, as if Benue pays. Even if they do, it won't be more that 2K. I wonder what the difference is.

By the way, one can "press a few buttons" in camp and get posted to places where he'll be paid.

UBTH pays 15K

Uniben pays 7K

NDDC pays 24K

Auchi Poly pays 5K

Ekiadolor also pays 5K(I think)

All in Edo state. So, it's not as bad as you paint it.

So you have to PRESS BUTTONS before you get paid YOUR ENTITLEMENTS abi? Issorite .

rationalmind: where network no go dey to chat with AdaEkube and buksich

Lols..there would always be a way