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[quote author=oluwafreshkid post=43394490]Ok, i'm in lagos, I need an ushering job
I'm contacting you, trust me, don't make me regret this.[am interested o. Hw do i connect u?]

Truth is nobody's wrong. U might drink 5 bottles on a daily basis n still erect ur mansion close to miss Linda Ikeji's but d truth is, i av seen how Mr. beverage alcohol mocked, ruined n broke families. Husband recieves pay n lavishes it on drinks, childrens' sch fees unpaid, no allowance 4 wife, husband's d rightful owner of a spot in d street's gutter making him d subject of mockery....etc.

Maybe Oga Etefia had made a bet on it.
NB: *Maybe*

Lol.... Ok does she knw dat dat was how u stored her name? Jez asking o. Lol

[quote author=teddybear007 post= Teddybear, so ur mumsy don turn babygirl. Na wa o. Lol

[Your comment makes no sense. Read it again. We are no longer in the administration of your Otuoke hero, in case you haven't noticed.]

Bros, i blieve there r beta ways of correctin ppl or tellin dem that times av changed.

Mum. some yoruba ppl be like "aunty me". It's hrt brking. Lol
Am a land agent. Pls check my signature for your land purchase in Lagos Only.

Location pls

Short facebook funny posts i collected frm one of my fb frnds. The Glory ain't mine. Oga Jaye, i hail u.


1. Nigerian girls love money, I'm telling you. You'll get angry and tell her to go to hell
She will look at you and be like, "I don't have transport fare." Na wa ooo.

2. Your current facebook location is London.
Your school is Ekiti state university.
You work at MTN, South Africa.
Your tweet is always from Malaysia.
Your BBM location is in Dubai
Your real GPS location is somewhere in Oyo State.
But you want God to locate you this year. My dear, where do you want Him to start from?

3. GUY: What is your name?
SHE: My name is Abena Mensah
GUY: What's your age?
SHE: We girls don't reveal our age to boys!
ME: What is your email address?
SHE: Abenamensah1992@
gmail.com

4. Nigerian Parents will put "BEWARE OF DOGS" sign on their house gates when their daughters are in the adolescent stage and looking cute.
Once they're 30, they change the sign to "ICE BLOCK SOLD HERE".

5. The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" must have been a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China.

6.Dont make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a womans tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with Loreal Eye Liner; 7,500 Naira and Revlon Mascara; 8,500 Naira, then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with Estee Lauder Foundation; 11,000 Naira, Zaron Blush; 15,000 Naira and Mac Powder; 19,000 Naira. Then, finally, when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with Maybelline Lipstick; 12,000 Naira and Avonlip Gloss; 5,000 Naira. A single drop of a womans tear is running for about 78,000 Naira, so please, don't make her cry. But you can make a man cry, it is only Vaseline; 150 Naira and Powder; 200 Naira. Total for men; 350 Naira.

7. "No girl is out of your league. It's the men that are chasing
her that are not your mates."

8. You wear a nice suit everyday, no one sees you. The day you decide to wear an oversize shirt, you will run into 5 of your exes, your primary school mates and your Facebook crush!


9. TEACHER: Akpos, go to the map and find North America.
AKPOS: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: AKPOS!!!

Hope u enjoyd them.

Boss, my phone no fit watsapp but u cld email me @ ituafemi@gmail.com. It wld b much appreciated.

God's word is infallible: THE LOVE OF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!

Uniben never upload? I never see my name o.

Oga ferdyferd, abeg, wen them call off d strike?

We had to beg sum of the staff to attend to us. Afta much plea n persuasion, they finally attended to us. Mayb u guys shld do d same

I just gbadun u @op. Brilliantly written. But abeg try do ur hair b4 d nxt date for interview b4 d lady b like "so u didn't make ur hair abi, if u want d job, com and take it". Lol

So, after all her braggadocious statement n even callin him(Davido) "KID", she still dey run afta am bck to bck. Abeg leave trash 4 lawma jareh.

Espn, twas a lil mix up smwhere. But u no b dasuki na. Lol

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Yeah....... Chris Morgan. He has grt songs too.

Though a mixture of diff genre of songs, these songs really kept me on track last year. I almost played them till they skipped. I didn't say they were all released last yr o. Lol
Arranged in no particular order, they r;

1. Lion & the Lamb - Flo
2. Wonderful wonder - Nathaniel Bassey
3. Chuckwu Ebuka - Lagos community gospel choir(LCGC) version
4. Baraje - Dieko ft Kenny Kore
5. Wonderful deliverer - LCGC ft Cobhams Asuquo
6. Guiding me safely - Chris Delvan
7. Oh my Jesu (omj) - Mike Abdul
8. Egbega - Nate
9. Crucifix - Gamie
10. Morire - Mike Abdul
11. Nagode - Solomon Lange
12. Your love - NK
13. Na you be God - Eben ft Ccioma
14. Your peace - Kenny Kore
15. Gba gbogbo ogo - Simplimichael
16. King - Santi & the Radicals
17. Fine baby - Frank Edwards
18. Chukwu Oma - DSCCC
19. Eledumare - Kenny Kore.
20. What's on your mind (WOYM) - Provabs

Feel free to add yours abeg

Mr Oreo, i thought with ur grt body, girls will never leave u. Relationship-is-more-than-grt-looks#

Abeg make d Gaybriel go hug transformer.

At op, wat u're doing is grt. Whoever needs it will cm to u 4 hlp.

The man is obviously an aethist. See d countries dat av pushed religion aside n see d pathetic n empty lives their citizens r living. If nt 4 religion, immorality wld av completely demolished Nigeria.
#not-a-fan-of-religious-extremist -shaaaaa#

nickky, abeg waka fast.

Seriously bro, dat's endtime question.

zenar, nw nko? She's outta luv bah. Lol

Dats a bizarre imagination indeed.{nt pickin on u brov}. But wen u need God's protection, favour etc. U knw that God's nt too busy wit other things. Don't u ever 1da y they call Him Omnipresent?