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Oh! She first me sha!!

Kenndall:
I have noticed that all you do is create threads like this that actually make no sense. Yesterday you also created a similar thread.

Don't you have something else to invest your mind on asides ladies. I also see you on other threads, especially the derailers thread on this same section.
All you do is chase ladies up and down in the most outrageously rude manner.
What sort of guy are you. Are you this jobless. Don't you have something more important to think and talk about, asides ladies and punnny?

I just pity you young man, I just pity you.

Mr man park well, you are equally jobless..... If you get job, you no go notice say him dey create threads....

BROKE GUYS HAVE NO BUSINESS DATING

dharay99:

Not really

Dear NL'ers, I know you are frustrated with life,I know you are mad cause you couldn't get the girl, I know you are Jealous cause you see the guy you love with another girl, I know you are angry cause that the lost a game today/NEPA won't give you power. I know that lecturer has given you assignments that you can't complete in a century, you performed woefully in your last test, You boss treats you like shit, You don't get the extra allowances you deserve.
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But please, a handful of people (like myself) come on here with genuine issues learn to think before you post, don't joke with every thread. If you have nothing meaningful to post just walk away, no one will stop you. You are not being paid for every (dumb) comment you make, nairaland popularity won't pay your bills either.
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Yes we know you can 'yab', so what? Must you show your skills here? The whole world is watching, you want the world to take Nigeria serious when you can't even take yourself seriously, you want foreign investment but show yourself to the world as an unserious,tribalist country ( was speaking to a friend from India yesterday, you won't believe how much about this country he has learned from Nairaland). Nigeria can only achieve greatness when every citizen plays his/her part. Ours right now is to portray good images to the outside world.

Thank You!

Hmmm, no fire without smoke

Mortiano:
day is my birthday, nairaland is my family, I need like 1000 likes today. God bless u, as u like dis post today

You no like 10,000 likes?

Jonathan, Nkwojo- Iwela (not sure I got this right), Madueke... Make una take note oo. Kirikiri to soon full sha

Robinhood477:
is like de man is for oyo state

Lol, na Nnewi guy, u no see him flat head?

The man should be served to the lions in UI zoo

kodded:





a very silly topic, @op because you didnt hear about those state form ogun, doesnt mean people dont




i will ban ma self if this trash make fp

Oya honour your word pls

13 and 23. Some men are ......... I can't even find the right word to describe this God-forsaken man

ibrews:
We are not really sure if he was planning that...in his own words "Only Gollum knws"

'Gollum you are an expert with rings, what will you have me do with this one now'

September

tigar007:
What a misadventure! Imagine this dude labeling Henry and Bergkamp flops? Were you watching backs of televisions when these players were starring? Don't be sentimental. Doesn't Ronaldo lose game-changing chances? Messi lost a great chance against Germany last year which should have won them the trophy but he wasn't criticised. my friend. You aren't a good critic

Gibberish post,

Ha! So there is a thread for TBBT? Best comedy show ever!

Novermb rr

November

pelumi001:
Anybody in needs of futmina past question on D.E... Kindly drop your mail!

Bro, kindly help a brother with it biko... Samsonyemi33@yahoo.com thank u

Some people lie fit wake dead body

Hmmmm, My dad is on Nairaland and he knows my moniker....

I just licked my elbow joor.... I hereby declare this thread false!

Slimbeth:
Op u meant atm card right?

No, The machine...

tigar007:
Pls i wanna know who Princes.a is.

Ask google

Mumu

cao:
This could be a tactic to lure unsuspecting folks into a trap.

Lol... well I don't know the op, but he's done a great job.... So I ask again, sure you are not a witch?

cao:
Is this your acknowledgement that you're one of them?

Nah.... Am a witch hunter, careful now... You wouldn't want me to start with you