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After some people will come here to tell me that he is fighting corruption...GEJ is certainly the best president of this country

Somebody said this true life story to my hearing. There was a family of which a lone robber attacked their house in the night. In the process, he killed the father of the house and raped his wife and the only daughter. Years later, the robber repented and as a means of restitution, he located the house and asked for forgiveness from the wife and daughter. He was later forgiven after much persuasion and promises. As I was deliberating on it, I concluded that if i was the one I may 'forgive' but it will be hard to forgive whole heartedly even if you promise me the whole world. Guys can you forgive whole heartedly in this kind of situation


Cc lalasticlala rocktation mynd44 abeg i need a wider audience

Topeakintola:
Sampson, go and give your heart attack advise to your papa and mama

oh so u know it is me sef...see ur head...why were u talking as if it is u that the guy was talking to....u are funny o

Topeakintola:
Boring wailers everywhere

What a hypocrite. In the last 2 months, he has tweeted 20 times about Lai Mohammed. Wailing Stalker

This Omokri has been very vocal lately.

Abi he is part of the goats that ate our yam ni?

egbon no be u reno dey blast na....why u dey take am personal na....abeg o jeje...heart attack is still in vogue...

Seriously, I am yet to understand all these excesses. These are not what we need now. We are supposed to have a budget that will elevate our economy....what is going on sef

APC has no good economic plan

By the time he is through with the prisoners more than 50% of them will hate Nigeria....who is sure some dss officials were not converted sef......the guy has pulled more crowd quicker than bubu

One thing with the zombies is that inside them they know the truth but to say it out is what is hard for them....they just keep living in denial...anyway me i don't want her to come back....let her enjoy her life...let us see the magic kemi will do

How will aviation sector be merged with others and they still expect it to be better....amaechi where are u sef

Since buhari came into power, the problems of Nigeria has tripled if not quadrupled....tufiakwa...and rochas okoroausa...that one na different case on im own

Nigerians...hypocritical as usual...how many of us here pays tax.....anyway i think the case against Otti of which he himself had to appeal is stronger than okezie's own...infact anyone wey win make im win...nigerian politics, all of them na the same thing

U think say to be president easy Na bubu i dey pity...only God knows how he will look since he wanted to be president by all means

This man has come again o....Nigeria is falling apart and he is this calling figures....apc is really a scam

Nnamdi has started it so let others follow....when i keep saying that this is not how to fight corruption, the zombies will be talking nonsense....just watch how all this cases will die down....apc is a scam

Pinnacle:
Seriously, I don't get it when people pick up their pen (sorry, computer keyboard) and type a lot of epistle criticizing amount budget for each of these ministries. There are several reasons behind these budget which cannot be understood for somebody using emotion to type. Let me break it down for the OP.


There are ministries that only 'consume' money; they don't 'generate' money as such. Good examples are Agric and Defence. I am not saying you don't need a lot of money to fund Agriculture but if you look at it objectively, you need more to fund defence. (A bag of fertilizer is not as expensive as an AK47). So if a govt budget more for defence, it is because the millitary hardware and operations are very expensive (you can ask countries that are involved in wars in other countries such as US and Russia, they will tell you).

The sad part of the above is that Agric will bring physical revenue for the country while defence will not.

did u say something like this during GEJ's timeno offence

Zombies where are you....u won't come out now o....omenka ngeneukwenu sameer....all apc fans come o... Stop peeping... Tonyebarcanista mynd44

I came to check name and I was not surprised#proudlyigbo

Here are more lies

He lied that he will make 1 dollar equals to 1 naira

Mekaboy just leave all this zombies...they are just jealous of her. Honestly if under GEJ's there was looting, then I prefer it....at least money was flowing...market was not dry like this...salaries were been paid on time. But in this so called anti corruption era, i wonder why the zombies won't talk about the millions buhari wants to use to run cables to his driver's house. I also want to know what is there to maintain in aso rock that will cost billions. I wonder whether the zombies don't know that in a time when there is no money, expenses are supposed to be less but instead they even want to borrow for nonsense. I think a spell was cast on all this zombies....tufiakwa

Mehn i can't wait for Monday....thank God there is no DSS to hold him...i should start compiling names of those i will yab when the news of his bail or release breaks...

gbengaizzy:
Some fools asked these question and they were enlightened.. but you.. you're an adamant fool!

A fool: someone who is ignorant, who know he/she is ignorant and does not want to be enlightened. Wallow in your foolishness

WebSurfer:
may God grant you sense, that is all i can say

atakamus:
Sorry you are just an asshole. I wonder why I am sharing the same country with people like you. The idiot Metu my brother told u that he collect a certain sum of money. Dasuki said he shared some money, Dokpesi said he collected, Olu False said he collected, Anenih said he collected, Bafarawa also said he collected, Jafaru said he collected and some idiots want us to believe that such money does not exist. Nonsense. More will go under hand kuff. I pray they will be jailed long term even their Jonathan.

i wanted to ignore you guys that are quoting me anyhow but i just felt like saying this to you....you guys are tools a troll uses to pound his toe... if you can't decipher this then i think u are the bigger fools

WebSurfer:
may God grant you sense, that is all i can say

and may God grant u wisdom to understand what i am saying

modath:
All the people singing 7 naming names are play acting too, right?

Then tell us how much was stolen since you are privy to every information..

i am not supporting corruption but that amount is grossly exaggerated. In 2014 the amount allocated for defense was 968.127 billion while that of 2015 was three hundred and fifty something billion. If 600 billion was stolen how much will be left. Remember, the soldiers are still using the arms bought during GEJ time...buhari has not yet bought any arm o

And you believe $2.1billion was actually stolen...do u know how it will affect nigeria if that said amount was stolen...do u know what it means to steal 600 billion naira which is more than 10% of the budget... Can't your sense tell u that the amount is exaggerated by the apc government Why are all the charges levelled against him not up to 20 billion naira...i am not supporting corruption but that amount is too exaggerated...

It was on Monday, 23rd February, 2015*bro the effect of the pain this time made me to record the date o*. About one month prior to this date, i had felt the pain but it was kind of milder than the one i used to feel when i was in school*i have finished secondary school now*. On this day, Monday 23rd, i started feeling the pains late, around evening time. I had jamb lessons to attend to attend by 4pm so I boned the thing and went for the lesson. I thought it would be like other ones of which i could manage the pains but i was very wrong. By the time i reached lesson, the pain was increasing but i was still forming staunch. Like 30 mins into the lesson i couldn't hold it again, the pain had increased tremendously. I had to leave the lesson and go home but the problem was how i was going to trek home. The distance was trekable but with the rate at which the pain was increasing, trekking was quite suicidal, but as staunch as i was forming i still decided to trek. That trekking almost killed me that day. As i was trekking, my vision was blurring but i was still going on. My plan was to just get home and spread my legs as usual thinking that it was as usual. As i was going, I saw a friend that I had not seen for long, omo no time to greet o, na house straight. Then came the one that almost killed me....my parents and siblings were in church and they went with the house key and i was not with another house key. Choi, i yaf die again....i almost gave up...finding where to sit down was not going to sit down because my balls would touch the floor. Oops, i forgot to add...this time, the pains came with strong stomach pain too. So as i manage to sit down on the pavement in our backyard because i couldn't stand, i would hold my stomach and my 'bag' would come in contact with the ground, i would try to adjust my leg and my stomach would pain me. Mehn i felt like dying. No strength sef to call my parents to bring the key for me. As i was there, i vomited and mustered little strength to call me mum. With the way I answered her on the phone, she knew it as urgent so she sent my sister to bring the key for me. Waiting for the key on its own was like hell. My neighbour's children even started laughing at me because of how i was acting there. Finally the key came, i entered house, landed on bed, spread leg....for where...the bag dey big dey go. By the time i woke up the next morning, it had almost trippled in size. I was crying like a baby as i informed my parents about it. They were still taking it as the previous ones but it was still increasing in size till it was as if it was now the one shifting my legs apart. Mehn na that time i remember say i be prayer warrior o...see prayer na. On the Friday of that week, we had night vigil and i was the one to play the drums...how will i tell the choir that i cannot play drums because of pains in between....choir wey girl full... I had to endure and play the drums all through afterall it was to God and by the time i was through, i had to keep my legs wider. By Tuesday of the next week dad said that we would visit the hospital the next day being Wednesday but i didnt want it. My main reason for not wanting it was to not come in contact with a female doctor. How will i show another woman that is not my mother my thing*laughing* I had to start praying, this time with more faith and by morning of the next day, the swelling had reduced significantly and the pain was almost gone. This is one miracle that still quite amazes me. In conclusion, i was not that bothered about my eggs though it was only the left one that was causing this pain because i still have like 9 to 10 years to use them #teamweddingnight and i believed nothing disastrous would happen to me. So folks if you have this pain go to the hospital, if your faith can't carry you because you may not be as lucky as me.

Though i am not yet certain that it is testicular torsion, i am almost certain that what happened to me was it after doing some research on testicular torsion. After reading the cry for help on https://www.nairaland.com/2880086/pains-please-nairaland-doctors-please I started laughing. The pain wey dey for that thing no be here o. If girls who say that giving birth is painful, then they should experience testicular pain and see that they have not yet experienced the word 'pain'. I decided to share my own experience with testicular torsion for the fun of it, for those who have not yet experienced it to brace up because it can happen to any boy and for those experiencing it like iamexcelblog to not kill themselves yet because it is not the end of the world.*laughing*
My own started when I was still in secondary school. It normally starts with less pains in 'that area' and graduates to real pains when it is close to school's closing hours. Mehn na to think of how to reach house be the next thing o. At this point, the main thing on my mind is how to go home and spread my legs. Us wey dey branch game hall that time, at this point, nothing like that o. To even talk with friends is a great task. With the greatest discomfort one can think of, i have to walk to the gate with my legs open. Imagine walking with wide legs, at the same time, trying to prevent your leg from touching your 'bag' and at the same time also, preventing your 'bag' from dangling an inch to touch any part of your leg because of how swollen and painful a slight touch can be. At this point, my wishes used to be for God to provide a helicopter to transport me home or for God to teleport me home. After struggling to reach gate, next comes how i will board a bus to reach house. After stopping bus, the next problem now is how to enter the bus. Omo see when urs sincerely is changing legs just to enter bus. Guys the slightest touch to ur balls from any part of ur leg is really excruciating. Oya na after entering the bus, how i go come siddon. I dared not sit with my legs touching a bit. I had to sit, while extending my thighs as far as possible from my ball but even with that i was still uncomfortable because my ball with how big they were where touching the chairs. Next was rivers state hold up.*chai i yaf die*. What used to come to my mind at this point was how wicked the world was. After everything, i will still reach house and once i reached house na to lie down spread leg o after removing school trouser. I experienced the pain like 3 or 4 times that year, I had to tell my parents because na from that area wey i go use continue their generation*laughing*. All the same, the fact that when the pain comes, the fact that by the end of that day like around 9pm the pain would have stopped entirely and the swelling gone too, made me and my parents not to take it seriously. Then came the one that forced us to take it seriously...

agabusta:
If what u said is true that there was no abduction, then GEJ will be the greatest dullard that ever graced a leadership position.

You mean with the massive classified security information available to him, he was still unable to decipher that no abduction took place?? If indeed that is the case.

He had the SS, he appointed their DG as at then, Ekpenyong.

He had the Chief of Defence staff that he appointed, Alex Badeh.

He had the Chief of Army Staff, he appointed Minimah.

He had the IG of Police which he appointed.

You mean to say he could not get anyone of all the people he appointed to security formations to inform him that there was no abduction??

If indeed there is no abduction, GEJ will be well aware of that, and it only points to the fact that the scam was initiated by him.

I can say this anywhere. If indeed, it turned out that no one was abducted, the mastermind of such scam can only be GEJ and his cronies.

i may be wrong for saying that it is a scam and i may not be also wrong but here are my reasons why i think it is a scam... why are only women, old looking women the ones clamoring for their release. Don't they have fathers, brothers and sister abi their fathers, brothers and sisters are not concerned? Why is it only one video that bokoharam released about them. If they are in the hands of bokoharam, definitely there are other videos bokoharam would have released about them to prove to us that they kidnapped them. They said the girls were writing waec, we know that the north are not so educated, how come you will be able to find two hundred and something students writing waec in a school in the north? Even here in the south, those that write waec in a school are not up to 200. How come an igbo woman is the one spear-heading the BBOG campaign, why did an elite from maiduguri not sponsor or spear-head the group, or they don't have elites? How did bokoharam fend for two hundred and something girls...not boys or men o...even the top terrorist group don't kidnap such high number of civilians...why has there been no trace of them since except the ones we hear on social media, even when the Americans came, with all the gadgets they have, they couldn't give an exact location of the girls? Why have the government of the day given low priority to it since that was a strong campaign topic. Like i said earlier, i may be wrong but until this my assertions are cleared, i still think it is a scam

emekamigo:
And I am YET STILL to believe you- hahahaha!

(still yet = tautology )

still yet...yet still.....as far as yet and still dey am, message is passed...thanks though...noted

Even though i am not an IPOB member, all this zombies here are not seeing that NK won the case yesterday. When they heard prison, they were happy, not knowing that it is a better place to be...