She’s the one typing and replying herself. Seeking attention�

Chemicalboy1:
They should jux shot all of dem abeg

I guess u have been intimidated severally. Poor man

DominusPrime:


You have for sale?

That model isn’t available now

DominusPrime:

Na so dem dey buy stolen car. Where will you see a clean muscle at that price?

Oga this is my job

Seen

Try again bro, don’t give up

Juliusmomoh:
Sorry my guys..... But some police are also working with us

They should get this guy arrested please

Y are they always selling dis particular corolla too expensive. With dat money one can get clean 2009 Camry muscle

MrBrownJay1:



yet i have called your god a BASTARD GOD millions of time on NL, and still living to tell the tale. the above rubbish only work for deluded brainwashed sheep. tell your useless god to go hug a holy transformer!

Did u just type this?

SITTING ON STEPDAD. (Join my WhatsApp group for Bleep stories and comics)


When I was in my early teens my parents separated but mum soon found a new partner, he was an Englishman in his mid 30s nice looking and a nice lean body, my mum said it was ok for me to call him dad which I did, we used to watch the television at nights and very often I would sit on his lap.

I used to wiggle my backside and line my pussy up with his cock, I used to give him a cheeky smile when I knew I was responsible for getting his big cock stiff, I knew he enjoyed it as much as I did and I had a feeling my mother knew what was going on.

I would give him and mum a kiss goodnight and head off to bed that is when the fun started, I would remove my little panties and finger my already wet pussy hole, I would lay there rubbing my clitoris fantasizing about the big fat hard cock I had been sitting on, this of course would finish up with a beautiful orgasm, oh how I would love my dad to be my first Bleep.

I remember one night mum walked into my bedroom and found me masturbating but I just kept going thinking about dads cock, dad told me much later that mum told him that she had caught me in the act and that both had a very hot sex that night.

Mum had even suggested that I should come and join in, sorry it didn’t happen, I remember when mum visited her sister interstate that I had watched TV with dad and was sitting on his lap when he got a hard on.

I went to bed but got up for a glass of water and to my surprise caught dad wanking his cock, he did not see me but I stood and watched him until the hot semen spurted all over his belly, I also loved that his cock was bald so I guess mum and dad shaved their genitals.

Well time went on and I got older but still enjoyed sitting on dads lap and his rock hard penis, mum had minor surgery and had to stay in hospital for two nights but dad and I did our usual thing with me sitting on his stiff cock and watching TV.

This night was different though as it was hot and dad was sitting in a vest and underpants, I asked if it was ok if I sat in a T shirt and knickers to that he said sure it’s very warm, I sat on him again and I am sure he could feel my wet juices seeing through my pants.

Dad said how would you like to do something different tonight so with great anticipation said yes, he said how about if we take our clothes of, I could not get undressed quick enough but noticed a wet patch on his undies which was caused by his leaking pecum.

I sat my little pussy onto his big beautiful shaved cock and started to let it slide along my crack, oh my goodness was this going to be the night that I had been waiting for. Dad told me to lay on the table and open my legs he then pulled up a chair and started licking my pussy.

I noticed his arm was moving so I knew he was rubbing his hot cock while sliding his tongue in and out of my pussy hole, he then carried me to my bedroom and started kissing, I could not handle it any longer I just had to wrap my hand around that big hard cock.

He layed back on the bed and I started licking his cock and balls my first taste of man juice, he stared sucking my little tits and slid his fingers into my hot wet pussy, he then whispered in my ear that he was going to put his big cock into me he also mentioned that he could leave it in and fill me up with spunk because he had a vacectomy when he was 29.

I nearly cum at the thought of this beautiful big cock cumming in me, with that he rolled me over and put the end of his cock into my hole, oh how I have wished this would happen for years, he gently slid it all the way in so I moved my buttocks back and forth to meet his plunging cock.

I must have just about woken the neighbors up as I yelped out with a scream as I had a massive orgasm all over his cock, he was still going but I arched my back as I had another orgasm at the same time that I could feel that throbbing cock filling my pussy with hot semen, we both layed there panting for a while but he eventually slid down my body and started licking my pussy clean, I am sure he enjoyed the taste of his and my cum.

Well mum came home and things got back to normal, me sitting on dads lap and getting him hard, soon after mum got a night job packing the shelves in the local supermarket, sure enough dad and I would have the most amazing sex but I am sure he had a big appetite for sex as I would hear mum and dad fucking when mum got home, dad used to say it turned him on sliding his already damp cock covered with both of our cum into mums hot pussy.

Native doctor gave yahoo boy soap
En younger brother don carry am wash plate.

Na that side we the go now

Smh
using his bank account to collect ransom, this one must be a baby kidnapper. Good for him

chidijay:


Bro...this is not for evrybody

Neither is it for u
Be deceiving urself

Withdraw let’s see. Smh

This woman go sabi run better level o

Karma ko camel ni

adontcare:
The word "Karma" according to Hindu and Buddhist relegions referes to the belief that all good and bad things that you do in this life affects how good or bad your future life will turnout to be.

Here are the 12 Laws Of KARMA and how they are applicable in our everyday lives.

1) The great law; " As you sow, so shall you reap", this is also known as the law of cause of and effect. Whatever you put out in the universe is what comes back to you. If you want happiness, peace, friendship and love. Then you need to be happy, peaceful, friendly and loving.

2)The law of creation; life does not just happen, it requires our participation as we are connected with the universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives a clue to our inner state. Be and do yourself. Do what you want to have in life.

3) The law of humanity: " what you refuse to accept will keep following you". If what we perceive is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative. Then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence.

4)The law of growth: "wherever you go there you are". For us to grow in spirit it is "we" who need to change and not the people, places or things around us. When we change our thoughts and behaviour our lives changes too.

5) The law of responsibility; " whenever there is something wrong, we can find the errors within our thinking perception". We mirror what surrounds us, and what surrounds us mirrors our lives.

6) The law of connection; "even if something we do seem inconsequential it is very important that it gets done as everything in the universe is connected". Each step leads to the next step.

7) The law of focus: " you can't think of two things at the sometime". When our thoughts is on spiritual values, it is impossible for us to have lower thoughts such as greed and anger.

cool The law of giving and hospitality: "when we believe something to be true. Then something in your life will be called upon to demonstrate the truth. We put what we say we have learned into practice.

9) The law of here and now; "looking back to examine what was, prevents us from totally being in the here and now". Old thoughts, old pattern of behaviour, old dreams. Prevents us from having new ones.

10) The law of change: " history repeats itself until we learn lessons that we need to change our paths".

11) The law of patience and rewards: " all rewards require initial toil". Rewards of of lasting value requires patient and persistent toil.

12) The law of significant inspiration: " you get back from something whatever you've put into it" the value of something is a direct result of the energy and the intent that was put into it. Every personal contribution is also a contribution to the whole. Lacklustre contributions have no impact on the whole.

adontcare:
God is not mocked. What a man/ woman sow, that they will reap. Ask ur mum and dad what they did wrong. There must be something evil they had done that is affecting ur 42 yr brother. The bible said, train up a child in d way that he should grow and when he is old he will not depart from it. They where sparing the rod on him and now spoilt

Do you have sense?

Ivimilly:


No wonder your brain dey glitch you'll just be roaming Nairaland from morning till night. Oga go get a life, 2 months you never commot, Naim be say na cabin biscuit and pure be your diet, apkako man

You way d commot outside, how far Or u think is by going outside. People are making millions on their bed.

akpunda86:


Dogs only alerts u.just a gunshot its gone.

It depends on how you trained the dog

graciousolo:


Millions and Billions over Jesus anytime any day.

Please take this down

Oga d person know u

Nigga chop person money base on work level. RIP sha

light099:



Maybe na one of ur babes here dey report you. The money you sent to her isn't enough.

I always do them well

light099:



Cheerful giver. .
I even thought your account has been deactivated when I couldn't find it again.

Seems it came back to life, so you can keep sharing money to these girls posting their small small yansh pics on their profile.

Na people like you go d report my account.
Thank God I was able to retrieve my old Nairaland account

light099:




Very beautiful and cool to behold, no brown roof at sight.

I'm no fan of brown roof.

That’s where kings come from

Tissaia:
Confusing name

Many Yahoo boys here y'all be caught one by one no exceptions. However strong ur juju one day u will be caught

Many Olosho here will catch Aids soon, including any girl fucking more than one man

LordKO:
I have had experiences which are not just near death, but also manifestation of divine grace/miracles - my irreligious disposition notwithstanding. 

One of the experiences is that one early Sunday morning, some years ago, I entered a utility room with a guarded window without my phone, while inside it I decided to find out the reason why the entrance door was often hard to unlock. So, I locked it while inside, unfortunately it knocked and all my efforts to unlock it proved abortive for more than 24 hours. I did everything possible to either use bare hands to open the door or unlock it with the keys to no avail. Worse still, it happened in a detached house in a gated compound and I was living alone; normally I do not entertain visitors without an invitation and I did not have a phone with me to call anyone to come to the house to break the doors and rescue me. I was hungry too, because I was so busy a night before it that I didn't eat before going to bed and I didn't take a breakfast before entering there.

I had resigned to fate, sobbing in tears when an ineffable thought came into me to try one more time to hold the doorknob and open it - the same thing I did several times without positive result - I did and the door opened with no extra force and tactics. But for the divine intervention, I could have stayed there for more than a month without anyone knowing my whereabouts, since it happened in a foreign land.

However, this isn't the main divine experience which changed a whole lot of things in me - the divine experience wasn't a near death one. Everyone has a divine authority guarding and guiding him/her, you'll know this if you're in tune with your subconscious.

God saved you from something bigger which might have cost your life.

light099:



Chai! Fear God nah. . Damn.

Samm9y check this out .

That guy can make counterfeit money, they should hold him

Airforce1:
Some people will still be hating on this guy instead of using him as a prayer point to God.

must you show your level of low self esteem all the time Why should he be a prayer point. You should be grateful to God anywhere you find yourself. He chooses who He wants to bless so if you like pray from now till 100yrs it won’t make Him change His mind.