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Some people are such stupid people....

how do ordinary assassins do have perfect tools to carry out operations perfectly....

How do FBI knows the amount of money in politicians Account........

So Efcc will unable to open a drawer ? funny

Loyalblak007:
lalasticlala

is this your answer?

and who are those that says Lagos is "No man's land "

akanbiaa:
The truth is bitter and the truth is he was never crucified but it was made to appear so, and there is no lazy easy way to heaven by believing blood was shed, to make heaven you must not associate partners with God and you must be pure in heart, loving, forgiving and never love others lesser than self and love and worship the one true God with all your heart and might just like Jesus did and the Prophets before him and the Prophet aftet him.

@ bolded,,,, your evidence

Igboesika:
Depending on the girl's worth.
Primary school.. level 350k.
Wasc....500k
Graduate.. 750k
Masters.. 1m
PhD though not common...1.5m.
After paying this bride price, then you buy all things that are necessary for the ceremony.

Jesus Christ

BREAKING NEWS!!! Easter May Be Postponed!!! Report says that Judas is refusing to betray Jesus this year. He claims that 30 pieces of silver is too small due to the current economic situation and high rate US dollar. He is demanding 100% increment on the amount. Negotiations are still on going. You are hereby advised to free your cows, goats, turkeys and chickens awaiting crucifixion during the Easter season, pending when he will receive alert from his bank. Judas and his entire family duly apologize for any inconveniences this may cause you. Don't laugh alone pls share with friends!!!

And I'll also advice the south east and south south not to depend on Oil,,, cos very soon....

Oil will become a thing of the past...

technology advance everyday

Wow love this....
This is one of the best post on nairaland 2017 & the Best post in April......

Nigerian student, Chimezie Ebiriekwe emerges SUG president in USA Varsity Nigerian, Chimezie Ebiriekwe, has emerged the winner in the Associated Students presidential election.

Ebiriekwe, a native of Imo State, polled 3,454 votes in the election, which is similar to the SUG elections in Nigerian universities, to defeat his closest opponent Ben Delbick, who got 1,189; Chloe Sension (1,014) and Kaitlyn Hart (94).

A brief profile of the Business Marketing Major on the school’s website reads, “My name is Chimezie Ebiriekwe I am from Carson, CA, I currently attend San Diego State University and I graduated from Crenshaw High School.

I went to school in a neighbourhood where every black male either does not graduate from high school, or they do not make it past their first year in
college.
I made it out of high school, but I do not want to be the statistic that does not make it out of college.

My parents and loved ones struggled financially to get me into college and in the position I am in right now, and I have no other option but to make sure I get everything that college has to offer and eventually have a great career for the rest of my life.

Chimezie is not a very common name in America, but it is a known name in the country of
Nigeria.
My name means, “God fixes it”, I believe my name well fits the person I am today.
The name, Chimezie, fits me well because it matches the lifestyle I live.

My name is an Igbo name, one of the many native languages from Nigeria.

My name is composed of two Igbo words, chi, which
means God, and mezie which means fixes it. They are two separate words but they are put together as one to make a name.

“I currently attend San Diego State University and I really enjoy it here. I am a Business Marketing Major, and so far I am really enjoying the major, even though I am yet to enter my Upper-Division classes.

The only class that is geared towards my intended major is my MIS 180: Information Systems class, and the class is the best class I have on my schedule right
now.

As a Freshman I believe that I am very involved on
campus, I currently hold an Executive Board position as Treasurer for the Afrikan Student Union (ASU) and I am on the Marketing Committee for the American Marketing Association.

Source : https://www.informationng.com/2017/04/nigerian-student-emerges-sug-president-usa.html

Cc: lalasticlala

Ritchiee:
QUESTIONS FOR IPOB

When Ojukwu was here and he declared Biafra, he was a governor of the East, he had a territory he could control, he had provisional secretaries and all that under him but all these boys talking about IPOB or whatever, what do they have? They even tell you they have supporters but who are their supporters or are they keeping it secret? Let me tell you, let it not be like the support France gave to Biafra. France will never come out in the open to say we support Biafra, they never even recognized Biafra in the United Nations. So if you are not strong don’t dare anybody and even if you are strong, the best thing is to use your might and negotiate. There was a time Ojukwu could have negotiated and got something, he would have got a confederation. During that conference Ojukwu said Biafra was not negotiable and that is why the things fell apart. It was he who said no power in Black Africa can destroy Biafra and when the chips were down he was on his way to Ivory Coast, leaving us to die. So you can see! Let no body be taken for a sucker; that is what I am telling the youths. Where is the land, the terrain you will put your troops on? Where are the people you are going to lead out of Nigeria? Is it Ebonyi people who most of them don’t believe they are Igbo to start with? There is only one snag about it, if Abuja will stop this nonsense about unitary system of government. When Ironsi was in power he had decree no. 45 by which he made Nigeria unitary government not federal government and the north killed him because of the unitary but no sooner than Ironsi was out of the way, the same north under Gowon started practicing unitary system.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/bizarre-people-ate-human-beings-war-capt-gbulie/

NICE 1

Principe67:
See some of them... [/b]The rest are kinda private for [b]copyright reasons

You should be the principle67

Shafiiimran99:
They can not do it

okay

Shafiiimran99:
2 religion can not exist in saudi arabia, ok?

but more than a religion can exist in other countries,,,,..

if every country is doing that you think their will be peace
Until we stop our hatred we cannot live in peace

eflintsone:
u cant compare the heat in the north to that of other states...heat is a major major cause of this disease

You are right

Thank God Ondo state is not their,,,,


even if it is their,,, there are many medical Centre in ondo state,, Ondo, Owo, akure ...etc..


Osun people no carry am come ondo ooo

dquantom:
I will advise you go for computer engineering. Despite all you have heard about Nigeria universities, computer science is no better. The school I finished for example was offering computer with mathematics. The students realized their was no difference between their colleagues studying pure maths. I had a friend who regretted studying that course as against engineering.

Outside the country, computer science is okay. But while in Nigeria, will advise you go for computer engineering.

OP,, I agreed with this buddy

Nodogragra4me:
Bro, you can keep any amount you like in the name of a child and then wait for him too come of age to start making the use stored money. .......when you are baptized, you receive a gift of the Holy Spirit which you are expected to put to use. ....a child can't operate the gift of the Holy Spirit.


The Bible says , unless a man be born of water and the spirit ....the key word is man not baby ...no baby will miss returning to their maker because of baptism ....wherever Abraham, Moses , Elijah, etc went to is not hell ......paradise . .......authority is for the believer Nd the believer is not a baby but a man of reason .......the whole world is waiting for the manifestation of the sons not baby.........John never baptized an infant, the apostles never did, Jesus , our ultimate guide and example never did.

Every baptized,first received Jesus, received the gospel, personally based on conviction .......the faith of parents covers a child until he or she comes of age .....Jesus fate was tied to that of his parents until he came of age and was able to hold his own....,they took him in all his weak state from one hideout to another......they could have baptized him as infant to prepare him for return since his life was at a stake.


The key word in peters message is , repent and be baptized that he receive the gift of, the Holy Spirit .....you can repent on somebody's behalf if you can't eat and he get satisfied....he has to do his repenting for himself.


As quickly as a child is able to reason and comprehend, he can go for baptism. ....not a baby ....it is not a dormant activity, it is action packed because it announces you to your world and your ministry like that of Jesus is established.

I agreed with you,,,, baptism shouldn't be done to a child

- The Emir of Kano Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
has commended the Ekiti state governor
Ayodele Fayose for reviving the
education sector in the state

- The Emir commended the governor for
the level of affection he has for the
people of Ekiti state

- The Emir praised the vice chancellor of
the university Samuel Bandele for
pushing EKSU to become one of the best
tertiary institutions in Nigeria.

The Emir also expressed gratitude to the
university on his conferment.

The Emir of Kano Sanusi Lamido Sanusi
has commended the Ekiti state governor
Ayodele Fayose for reviving the education
sector in the state.

Sanusi while speaking during his
conferment of a doctorate degree at the
Ekiti State University, Ado Ekiti also
commended the governor for the level of
affection he has for the people of Ekiti
state.

NAIJ.com gathered that the Emir also
praised the vice chancellor of the
university Samuel Bandele for pushing
EKSU to become one of the best tertiary
institutions in Nigeria

Represented by the former governor of
Kano state Ibrahim Shekarau, the Emir
also expressed gratitude to the university
on his conferment.

He said: “ This is indeed a great honour to us
and it will remain in history. I am one of the
happiest in this room looking at the enviable
records reeled out by Governor Fayose,
being the achievements Ekiti recorded under
his leadership.

“I have seen the remarkable achievements
Fayose is making in Ekiti and the affection
he has for his people. I want to congratulate
you. And I want to tell you that the Emir is
Kano’s Ambassador in Ekiti varsity and I
know that he will be willing to be of help to
this university."

Also conferred with honorary degrees
alongside the Emir include the governors
of Gombe and Oyo states Ibrahim
Dankwambo and Abiola Ajimobi; and a
member of the House of Representatives
Oladipupo Adebutu.

source : https://www.naij.com/1097193-you-emir-sanusi-tells-governor-fayose.html

Cc: lalasticlala,

sinola:
average yoruba man cannot practise celibacy....they like women die

Exactly my point

Fx55:
How are Igbos supposed to outnumber Yorubas in their homeland?

I'm talking about the Anglican population nationwide. The Igbo population outnumber the Yoruba. 70% of Yoruba Christians belong to the RCCG and Living Faith Church.

hmm,,, if it's Anglican population nationwide,,, then I agreed

Basic123:
Do you know the meaning of "virtually".

of course,, IT means almost

Fx55:
There are more Igbo Anglicans than Yoruba... Are we going to argue about that?

But not in Yoruba states

Basic123:
virtually all yoruba towns have a Catholic parish just like every town in yoruba land has a central mosque that is always located close to the oba's palace!

Not all Yoruba town...

in my town Ondo town,, the Central mosque is far from palace,,, likewise ogbomosho too

Well I do love Catholics..
though am a Baptist member

ipodstinks:
if they start with you now, you will start your victim cry as usual and start shouting they are too tribalist. your useless kinsmen are blind to see this now, but when they give it to you, it is then you will see their flat head filled with water as a result of the victim cry. make the yorubas just do as if they did not see this to avoid Igbos ghommids.

dude am a Yoruba man,,,, & also Baptist

Thank God, Yoruba aren't many in Catholic,,,, because if they become a revd father they would have disgrace Christians by raping some sisters and having children...

Also Yoruba sisters will be disgraceful to Christianity because they won't be truthful

pocohantas:
Why are there few Igbos and more Yorubas Redeem leadership?
Questions questions...

Because the founder is a Yoruba man from Ondo state and the G. O Is also a Yoruba man

The story of Efunsetan Aniwura is perhaps one of the most motivating thrillers in Yoruba political history. It captivates, in the most astounding manner, the place of women in Yoruba political history. But all along, the story of Efunsetan had been written and foretold by her tormentors and painted grimly by mostly chauvinistic men.
It must be understood the context of Efunsetan’s coming into global fame, at least at this time, the World was defined as the circumference within which local people operated within a phenomenon.


The 1700s up to 1900 were centuries of great wars and arms build-up in the vast Yoruba country of old. It was a period of great revolutions and social upheavals across the Yoruba country. It saw the massive production of weapons and the importation of military hardwares by Yoruba leaders, from as far as Hambourg in Germany.
I visited the Ogedengbe of Ilesa few months ago and was thrilled by the amazing exploits of Ogedengbe, the war General who led the Ekitiparapo war and who by 1860s was importing military weapons from Europe in the prosecution of war.


To show the grandeur of the Yoruba nation, around 1880, it was reported that the then King of England had invited Ogedengbe for a state visit. England marveled at the military tactics of Ogedengbe, his command structure, his Spartan lifestyle, his mysticism and above all, his science of war which he largely derived from the painstaking study of the movement and behavior of animals in moments of ferocious encounters with death or engagement with trembling. It was at this period that a bomb was invented at Okemesi, which turned around the fortunes soldiers of Ekitiparapo war led by Ogedengbe. Contrary to widespread assumptions, the word KIRIJI actually emanated from the sound of the new weapon produced at Okemesi Ekiti. General Ogedengbe, who was in command of about 100,000 soldiers, had declined the request for a state visit to England, saying that he was too busy with state matters. In Ilesa, during my visit, I saw the picture of the then King of England which the later had sent to Ogedengbe as a mark of respect and honour.


Back to the main topic. The story of Efunsetan Aniwura is intriguing. Her date of birth remains uncertain, but she must have been born around 1790s or around that period. Yoruba epic films and folklores portray Efunsetan as a very vicious woman, filled with prejudice, a woman who died in tragic circumstances. But there are hidden thrills and heroic feat that those who wrote his history continue to undermine. There is nothing as perplexing as having the story of a great woman being relayed by men, in a society credited for not giving women any chance in socio-political affairs, especially in the primordial times, where women were seen as objects consigned to the kitchen and on the mat top. It is to the glory of Moremi, that her story definitely ignited passion in subsequent Yoruba women, one of which was Efunsetan Aniwura.

This woman of substance has been consistently portrayed as a villain who ran a Gestapo of sorrow and blood, a blood-sucker who beheaded people’s head at will. No. We must deconstruct the narrative that veiled real stories under the cover of the superiority of men over the distinction of some brave women in our troubled history. Efunsetan was the son of an Egba farmer, Ogunrin, a native of Egba Oke-Ona. She rose to become the Iyalode of Ibadan. She was the first woman to set up a flourishing agrarian economy that employed no fewer than 2000 men and women. Around 1850, worried by the spread of war and combat in the Yoruba country, she introduced infantry military training into the midst of her workers. She was said to have had her own military training in urban and guerrilla warfare after which she requested that the same training be impacted on her slaves, about 2000 of them.

The workers mainly worked in the vast farmland. They produced cash crops, cotton, groundnuts, maize and beef. She was said to be in possession of a vast dairy farm that could feed the entire Yoruba country and beyond. She traded up to Ghana and the Hausa country and even exported her produce to Europe. In her book, A History of the Yoruba ,Prof Banji Akintoye wrote about Efunsetan who she described as a rich “woman trader” that ‘had more than 2000 workers employed on her farms.” This was at a time the industrial revolution was gaining strength in Europe and agriculture had become the most industrious enterprise in Yorubaland, being one of the service points for European products.


David Hinderer, a missionary who wanted to erect a Church in Ibadan could not source human labour because all the men and women were engaged in large scale farming. The Generals of the Yoruba Army had also taken to farming to beat famine as a direct consequence of war. Hinderer wrote of his travel to Ibadan in 1853 with a caravan of traders and carriers “consisting of not less than 4000 people.” Prof Akintoye wrote “It is not unlikely that Efunsetan was the richest person in the whole of the Yoruba interior in about the late 1870s.” Efunsetan had her own pains and anguish. She had no child after several years of marriage. Unfortunately, her only daughter died in 1860 during child birth. She also adopted a son, Kumuyilo. Now, having lost her only daughter, she went into recluse and became suspicious of life and living. She even became an atheist, ignoring all the gods wondering why she should lose her only daughter.


She may have been pushed to some form of extremism. She ordered that no one among her 2000 workers must marry or have sex within and non of the girls must conceive. It came that one of the workers broke the law. She ordered that the woman be executed. No doubt that she carried out outrageous order of execution, but this was nothing compared with her heroic contributions to the economy of the Yoruba nation. Due to this act, the Aare ordered that she be brought to justice. This was just the proverbial hawk that was looking for every opportunity to clawlift the chicken.


It is believed that her persecutors merely waited for her to carry out a dastardly act as an opportunity to seek revenge against her perceived emergence as a strong and influential woman, whose mutual rival was Madam Tinubu of Lagos who was also her friend. It was at a time her own army had become a threat to the fiery army of Latoosa. How could a woman raise such a vast array of armed soldiers? There are two varying accounts of her death. One claimed Aare Latosa led a strong infantry army to lay siege on her house and instead of being overpowered, she committed suicide by drinking the Hemlock.

At this period, her army had been divided and the loyalty fractured due to the execution of some of the 2000 workers for acts inimical to her authority. The other story said Kumuyilo was bribed by Latoosa to poison her but that the attack on her was carried out in the night by two of her slaves who sneaked into her apartment through the ceiling and clubbed her. There were events that indicated that the Ibadan chiefs were unhappy with the way Efunsetan was brought on her knees. Infact, with Latoosa there was a meeting on 8th of July when the Egba leaders came to Ibadan requesting for a Commission of Inquiry on the murder of Efunsetan.

The two slaves were subsequently brought before the Ibadan traditional court on 10th of July 1874. They were impaled right at the Basorun market. Efunsetan has been painted in forbidding pictures through Yoruba history. It is time to deconstruct and give her due honour as a heroine. At death, Efunsetan’s property was declared the property of the Yoruba country. `But there were other reports that she was indeed given a befitting burial with full military honours by Ibadan military rulers, after her enforced death.

Source by:By Akinlolu Damilare a.k.a Da-Vinci,
Written By: Akinlolu Da Vinci

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

otemdomino:
You should have known the APRIL FOOL is a game. Many views and only you confronted the OP with a direct curse. Remember what Eusebius told you; "Whoever say you are a fool is in danger of..."

hell

And some people will believe this,,,
Abeq who video them

Samuel because he bears My name
He is the last judge and 1st Prophet He anointed a man after God's heart He is the 1st that give Israel a king