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ClassCaptain:
Episode 16

how much is the fee ? I inquired from the bouncers ...

2500 drink voucher ... One of them responded...

Ok 2500 VIP , i asked again , smiling and a bit relaxed...


He looked at his other bouncer and they laughed ... I could also see tosin and the rest frowning and shaking their head...

2500 regular...... They stated

2500 regular !!! Since when did it....

The pinch on my left arm by the bae calmed my nerves down again....

Ok no probelm, haha, there is what ?? , no probelm. Eh hen
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The total amount i will be paying for the guys is 7500 abi ..... I brought out the money and handed it over to them.....

"what about the ladies ' the bouncer asked again

which ladies

the ladies, they are also going to pay....

Haha, since when do ladies start paying to enter clubs ? - Tosin
chipped in

Chai, this wan na end time club oo- Lasisi also added ,placing his hands on his head.
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Its the change wave fellas, no be we be club management , we are just bouncers, shebi na una wan rock body - they replied and giggled.

So how much be the ladies own ? - i mustered up courage and asked

1500

ehn...

At this point, i had to ask where the nearest club was and i was informed that the closest club house apart from the one we are was 60km from here and the fact that the police are around makes movement to another club a difficult option for me...

I was angry and insisted we go home... When others refused to go , i forgot about the bae and was heading to the road side when the words of the bouncer infuriated me....

' All these small small broke ass boys ehn'

i turned back and asked who he was talking to..

' you of course, are you not broke ass, if not why cant you pay the ordinary chicken change when your mates are popping 100k drinks inside right now....


I looked at all my goons and i saw the face of belief in them..if i bleeped up at this moment, it will be a permanent dishi and embarrasment for me..... People were passing us and paying the money immediately to enter...

" ok, you wan know me., you go know me today....

I paid the three guys money which totalled 7500, and the three girls which was 4500.

VIP nko....
6k VIP, 10k VVIP

the VVIP must be for senators and the rest, it is not my portion....
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Bring the VVIP ticket.... The babe asked the bouncers..

The way wey i take look am sef, make am know say, she don misyarn...

Abeg, two VIP Tickets, i asked, my voice don dey weak small small...


12k was gone for just two of us ...

As i was entering, the bouncers too started,

Baba alaye, big don 1, abeg no vex for the other time,u be real spender, iyalaya broke ass....

Na we be broke ass jor, no be you baba...

With all their hailings and appraisal, i knew something must drop....

The two Bouncers, i gave them 3k each...

Eh tuale baba, jaye ori lo oga mi.....


Tuale baba, ki ni kan, ki ni kan.., almost 25k don gone before we even enter club..

Na when we con enter club i sabi say , i don jam wahala this night....

ClassCaptain:
Episode 14

After much begging and pleading, this People in black uniform no gree leave us ooo....

The driver kept using jesus to beg them, begging them in the name of God, this people dem no listen ooo...

E jo sir nitori olohun,.,

na cat dey meow oo abi na dog dey bark, this people no gree even do as if say dem hear anything...

Untill they came to me and said i look like a weed smoker ... Haha, they said my lips is too black and i must be an internet warrior...

Dey asked for my phone.... Me that i did not want the babe to see my java phone ... I had to give them ..... As dem see am, their hand fall... No be iphone or htc, and kik or any suspicious app no dey...

Next they said i was kidnapping the girl....

haha, i was almost losing my patience but she kept telling me to cool down plus the driver appeal too..

" we are going to club '
club
yes
Real madrid get match today...

My Father Oh mY Father... Look at our nigerian police....

It was not untill i dropped 5k which they initially called 10k but i had to price down before they allowed me to pass ooo...

' we dey protect ur lives oga.... Normally na 2k we suppose collect but this change eh...now u are talking.....

:...

That was how 5k went phiam...
My mood bin don dey change small small but this babe constant strokes and words just they calm me down....

We got to the club and the taxi called it 1k.... Tho i knew it should not be up to that, i did not want to look broke or stingy before the babe so i added 1000 and gave him 2000... Make i kuku sabi say 7k don go....

Shey una dey count how much they go now :|

As i dropped and attempted to call my guys, i just saw 6 people walking towards us..

ClassCaptain:
Episode 12


i no fit wait ooo..... Make friday land ooo...

and here we are,. Friday..... TGIF...

Early momo, i don wake up arrange the whole house, comot all the cobwebs and clean everything in toto

Spray everything, all the hook and cranny wey i never touch in months , na him my broom touch..

I buy two airwicks to scentillate the house and strategically placed banner of semi nude ladies in the room so immediately she enters, she go know say na straight to business
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So it wont be awkward as he don dey wey i enter club last.... Na since jonathan period i enter club last and na local club vis a vis beer parlour...

Not a top notch disco house like this..

I holla my neighbour, lasisi69 and my friend, tosyne2much about the party and they all agreed....

Carry your money come ooo... ....

I made sure i sounded it in the ears.....

Besides sef,. Even if dem no carry money come, pata pata i go pay 1k for them each make dem enter stay regular while me and my bae go chill for VIP...
....

At least, dem go ginger person small....

Around 7pm , With the room set and everything balanced, i bought a pack of protection and by 7 30pm, i called all involved parties to remind them of tonight party....

Sure...... Pick me up at around 10.

She sent in her location and told me to get ready

.... Emi gan bad guy... Okunrin meje yaya mefa....

Wan fe ku laleyi... Make ten quick nack abeg ...