₦airaland Forum

planetx:
Soldiers will be doing police work, only in Nigeria. What is Soldiers business with election security.

I was wondering too, what's now the work of police and some other internal security parastatal.

jubrilELsudan:
BUNCH OF LOSERS

LIKE SEY IF SMALL PICKIN THROWEY KNOCKOUT ONTOP DIA HEADS DEM NO GO NAKED COMOT DIA UNIFORM RUN

hahahahhahaah! U get bad mouth oooo, actually I think say dem wan go fight war before until I read the article

jubrilELsudan:
BUNCH OF LOSERS

LIKE SEY IF SMALL PICKIN THROWEY KNOCKOUT ONTOP DIA HEADS DEM NO GO NAKED COMOT DIA UNIFORM RUN

hahahahhahaah! U get bad mouth oooo, actually I think say dem wan go fight war before until I read the article.

Gbam u ve said everything my brother, this man no send any gaddem person ooo, he has been planning this thing for Ur years. The sacrifice and strategizing to become a president by all means, we better move on cos there is nothing anybody can about this now we would continue to lament before this man complete his 8year tenure. Brace up and prepare for worst condition we Just dey start.

Billionairly:
Lol, Just a few months ago, I saw the same people ,marching in long lines on the same road in support of that Satanist Demon of unknown origins.

Look if you are reading this understand that tinubu nor get your time oh. The man has worked so hard for decades to be president. all the money he was collecting from lagos, he invested it in this ambition, He has A LOT of losses to recoup, the eko atlantic he threw himself into with those lebanese people, seriously wounded him. And besides wanting to be the president it has also been his long ambition to be the richest nigerian and he is competing to dethrown dangote, He has recruited a lot of smart people into his cabal who are working for his ambition, if you think Tinubu is coming to save you, Bro you are on your own oh. Tinubus inner circle and their family members will enjoy theirselves because Tinubu is a chop I chop type of person, thats why his friends defend him to death, if you are not in his inner circle or that of your state governor then nothing for you. So the people to be enjoying themselves are about roughly 100k people. Even oil workers sef are crying, You can see them sharing Billions to invisible households claiming they are cushioning the effects of petroleum subsidy removal, is that is not an example of a person who came to steal and plunder?

This administration just started oh, if you are crying now, you may not make it to 2027 which for certain they would definitely rig themselves in. I advice nigerians to start cutting their coat according to their size. If you used to eat fish before, you can now manage snail, a guy I know was saying na before when person dey complain say rat enter in house, because rat na still meat oh, dem no dey kill and throwaway rat for this economy.
Treat any potential business as something that may not work out, so that you dont overspend your basic resources. Na survival mode una dey so oh

Itel bawo! Wey my uncle still beg me make I send am phone say em itel phone dey give am problem, this was just yesterday ooooo.

I thank God for the gift of life and also good health.

press9jatv:
but to be sincere with you, phyna too is a celebrity and she’s very popular too. Davido denying her on the media doesn’t make sense oooo

Davido might be saying the truth, me self no know am, I even thought nah mistake maybe she wan copy phyno name.

Osobi32:
Oga pls calm down oo, the level of hunger in this country is so alarming. Never mock a situation you never experience oooo! I don't support stealing but I understand what hunger and poverty can make a man do.

oga that's not an excuse, people doing hard labour to survive or to feed themselves no be human being abi? Nah laziness dey cause all this things.

zangaozanga:
What a foolish Way to die

My brother, very foolish way to die ooo. U wan steal electric cable from installed transformer no be die be that, nah so naija hard reach?

Akacollins7:
I don't know how you people view league, after him leaving his mama home Barcelona where thing is throw/given to him to PSG, what happened with all the big players there at end he can't find his feet. And was throw out and no body talked about his spell in PSG. Now he find him self in a league of people that doesn't know there gender, you'll think is eleven men against eleven men, but it's seven female and four male in a team. It's an insulting to compare CR7 to him. Ronaldo have conquer many countries so. I'm not fan of any, truth be told. Even the world cup is still under questions

NAh now I know say that guy get serious problem, u will write one content just to exonerate one player over the other on what basis? Them dey pay am or what's his motive.

Demurray:
Abeg don't mind that that fake man U supporter who doesn't know the best player in the team and wanted him out. You should have asked who he think could better in his position.
None and ingredients!

u dey mind that one

Angelfrost:
If dem ask una to suggest coach for United, none of you will come up with a reasonable name...!

That was how Chelsea fans celebrated the coming of Pochettino, now barely one month in the season, they want the poor man sacked.

The Arteta doing well with Arsenal was already being booted out by fans halfway into his first season...!

Left to fans like una, Sir. Alex Ferguson would not have lasted 2 seasons at United.


Take it from me... No coach, not even Guardiola or Klopp (The current best in Europe) will do wonders in a short time with this United under Glazers! NONE!!!

So, channel your frustrations to the right quarters... Glazers need to let that club go, or keep making good coaches look bad. See what Mourinho was turned into.

u dey mind all this United plastic fans, them just dey talk opata.

sylve11:
If we are to rate Sancho and Ten Hang by their performances, then Sancho is mile ahead of Ten Hang.

Ten Hang nor be am.

Fernandez is another annoying citizen wearing the United jersey.

All in all, United till I pass on and when reincarnated, I shall, but also be a truer fan of United.

if u sack the coach who u wan make dem employ? I will still suggest they give him time like 3 seasons because this first tenure there was improvement. Then for Fernandez that's the engine room of man utd, u commot then u will finally hate the team patapata.

lexy2014:
Every player is talented but the transfer market has made most of them overpriced beyond their real value that's why like you said, they end up being flops

Football is beyond just throwing millions of dollars away in the name of "strengthening". Football has lost its essence.

Today, clubs think they can buy success without doing the work. Unfortunately, most fans think the same and always get disappointed

u re right.

MySolace:
Man.u played dem d oda day, Chelsea no gree us hear word...

u dey mind them, make dem win now nah.

SyrusdeHansome:
They think it's all about buying every talented young player in the market. Football too big abeg.

talented! All this players re flop bro.

SyrusdeHansome:
Chelsea fans are the most delusional football fans in the world. Because they played well against Liverpool all of a sudden came out of their nest to start making their usual noise. Them thinking they're all of a sudden better than man utd because they scored 3 goals against lipton tea is the craziest deceit in football. Lemme remind u guys again: Jackson won't outscore Hojlund this season.Take that to the bank.

u dey mind them, they like making noise when they see one slight changes them no go let person hear word, I sha know say this there team and coach nah curse them go curse them. Because they win Lipton team dem think say them don arrive.

wis3:

HahWhahHaahaha, guy u wicked ooooo.

Kriss216:
I know say na that "pole climbing" na em vex the lawyers well well 😂😂😂

Una go carry Omo werey go where learned people dey


But, on a serious note, as a celebrity, E good make you try get good and sane manager.

If talk say Portable get good manager, E for advise the werey to wear suit and tie and go perform that "Pastor no wan go Heaven again". That's a cool jam and i believe the lawyers for gbadun the jam...as that one enter their body, you can now perform your Zazu Zeh..

u want the werey make he slap manager bah

REDshouse:
No joy ..see as his face be like bonga fish

Ajeh, blood in his eyes.

Kingsmeal:
😂 😂 😂 😂 No be by changing Ministry of Defence, hand go soon touch you 😂

You've been President since 1982, years before I was born.

Am Telling u bro, I don't why we re so wicked in this part of the world. Maybe nah him ancestral seat be that.

erico2k2:
SEE AS YOU ENBARASS YOURSELF AND PARENTS!
His parents came to the UK from east Africa and are both of Indian origin. Mr Sunak was born in Southampton in 1980, where his father was a GP and his mother ran a pharmacy. He went to the boarding school Winchester College, then studied Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford, and business at Stanford in America. He is now the first British Asian prime minister.

u right I really embarrassed my self, well this is a forum where we learn so I ve been schooled on this one, my bad.

Treadway:
congrats on where you are..

Quick answer. My solar can carry my inverter AC which I don't even use on the inverter cos my mist fans do the job just fine with less energy consumed (I already said this twice but your closed mind didn't allow your eyes to see that). Even your fellow abroadarians on the UK thread are mindful of their energy and water consumption despite availability of the water and the electricity, but you don't say they are suffering or call their meticulousness child's play.

Quick question, do you iron every minute of everyday? Cos I don't. When there is light, I iron, and what's more I only iron sometimes once a month. What else? Ok to further prove that you are the typical unidirectional thinker that is clearly only problem oriented but not solution oriented, even if I go off-grid and i want ironed and steamed clothes, can't I just pay a laundry guy to do that? How many people that are the typical working class or even anyone of my status even iron their clothes themseleves, if no be say I naturally have OCD and like to do most things myself for best desired results, sotey I don turn DIY expert. Simple solution is give a laundry guy to do the ironing like most people in even present day Nigeria do. That is the so-called problem/question you could throw at me?? Smh

Once again, see how this nigga has turned a simple statement on solar setups for homes that can actually be beneficial info to someone somewhere into a Naija Vs Abroad argument.

Dem use am swear for una ni? You people say solar is virtually unachievable, and I have said and shown even using myself as an example that it is very achievable if you cut to the scale you can afford, which will still work for a good number of people. SIMPLE!
Why must everything be so hard for y'all to comprehend for God's sake?

Ok let me speak in elementary terms maybe e go enter ya head. Most people can't afford japa, but they still japa anyway. The solution? Loans like the ones you took.
Most people can't afford large complex solar setups with many panels and many batteries. The solution? No loans, just a smaller setup with more focus on prudence than extravagance, just like even you do abroad do with water and electricity. People on this same Nairaland ration the use of their heater in winter, why dem no on am all day everyday, so th whole world can know they are living the life. Switch On everything in your house every time and everyday na, ain't no one stopping you.

Can you for the love of GOD comprehend that basic and elementary point??

ogbeni no dey lie for here jooor, u dey talk I just dey read from far, I think I dont know how to setup a low budge solar panel. How many Nigerians can afford inverter not to talk of solar panels in this present Nigeria? U think say nah moi moi, people re suffering out there if u can afford it majority cant even start a low budget own by buying it bit by bit. I already told u that if u can get it easily people don't have money or funds to do it. That's why I say everything still boils down to the government. Getting a solar panel is damn expensive right now. U know how much they sell inverter batteries even if it is fairly used ones, its not as easy as u think. People never chop belle full u say make them come dey assemble low budget solar power dey play. Also if Ur Inverter can carry ur air conditioning system then that's not a low budget solar power then. I don't need to be engaging this solar power of a thing with u, my own is let the government do the needful, provide stable power supply to Nigerians it's not a rocket science nah. U do borehole urself, u generate light almost everything Urself and u think that's life, not considering other citizen that can't afford that common mehn. Me traveling to the abroad was an opportunity and I grabbed it and I will tell u that I never regretted I came here.

erico2k2:
if a black man can rule the USA anyone can rule Nigeria. As we speak an Indian is the head of the UK govt. I'm not Igbo or Yoruba or Hausa. I'm just a Nigerian making common sense which at these hard times eludes you lot.

that's a lie the pm of UK is not Indian he's from Pakistan make Una dey calm down nah.

jeff1993:
Unless a woman was raped ooooo!!!!

As a woman u willingly lay down,

wide your legs,

watch as D1ck dey enter,

when e enter u shout ....uuuh, aaaaah, touch

E even sweet u .... u hold the man waist when him dey shoot the sperm.

U stand up , u did not even think of taking postinor or protecting yourself.

Carried pregnancy for 9 months , only to give birth and dump the baby in the latrine or refuse dump.

If I was God I would strike u with lightening and I will make sure u will not die so that I can strike u again and again every year till u get frustrated and commit suicide. When u do u will still come to hell and be thrown into the deepest part of torture.

hahhahhaa, thank God say u no be God ahan! Nah real torture u go dey torture people ooooo for real. U make me laugh hard.

Treadway:
is it your child's play?? You don't set standards for me or anyone else. That is a blind, dumb and stupid thing to do. I live in my house and was proactive enough to take measures to ensure I have electricity on demand. My generator is in a store ffs! When power supply worsened and fuel shot up, I figured rather than bring out the gen, I'd buy a panel, and I drew up a simple inexpensive plan. Just one panel and as long as the sun shines, I have energy stored in batteries for my use for as long as I want now, even if Nepa wants to be unfortunate e no bother me again, generator remains in the store, family is comfortable and have light to do things, and you say it is a child's play?. Who died and made you an authority on standards? It just shows you don't know anything about practicality. I'm a businessman, so cutting costs and being practical yet still achieving desired outcomes is what I do everyday. It's like that suffering you suffered before leaving Nigeria is still giving you PTSD.

Silly talk, those that can't or don't want to japa should not sink borehole in their house but be waiting for Nigeria to provide them water. The water wey dem provide yesterday for their papa abi. Be living in lala land. Mtchew


I hate senseless chochocho. Go and force Tinubu to give you all electricity and make Nigeria Eldorado OR You can as well pay the flight ticket of just two people here as your contribution to japa, AS a man who doesn't do child's play. We are talking about how people who can do something to make their lives easier can actually and realistically do it without breaking bank, this one is talking stuff without heads or tails...

hahaha dey play, at least where I am I don't need to dey carry solar panel up and down because I wan generate electricity for myself and family. One quick question sir, can Ur solar carry iron and air conditioning system?

Keme4Real:
Let he without sin cast the first stone

if I throw u stone eh!

pocohantas:
Soon enough they will tell us to raise our own army to tackle insecurity and call it solution. Give people light and let them manage their consumptions to match their pockets.




They always make it sound so easy on paper. Inverter AC is almost 300k for 1.5hp currently. Inverter microwave almost 100k. Inverter refrigerators nko? On top how much salary? Will you blame people for choosing to japa than installing solar?

u re very correct on this, all those inverter appliances re really expensive.

Treadway:
lol
Poco, Poco🤣

At the end of the day, a solution remains a solution, cost or not. You and sammyonal were saying something about solar not being affordable for everyone, cos it is expensive. Japa sef is more expensive, but guess what even a poor person can japa now...it just entails huge debt, but hey the end justifies the means, same with solar. You don't have to have a mega setup, you can come up with a setup that works for you.

In my house, I only have two batteries. I have been using it that way for over 5 years, I no add batteries or create any mega setup, cos it is not necessary FOR ME, and i still have light on demand since I got that inverter setup as small as it is. This year, when light was terrible at some point (heck, even till now) I decided to add solar. Oya ask me say how much. Lol. I didn't break bank, I just bought one 300w panel and hooked it to a battery, as a sort of charging station, that way at every point in time, a battery is fully charged, and when full just swap with the other so it can charge kinda like swapping bottles on a water dispenser. Is it serving me? Hell yea!
Did I break bank, Hell No! How much be my 'solar setup'? 50k pere. The only thing nepa is important for is my deep freezer,and the Inbetween light wey dem still dey give dey still do the work, and even that gan I go buy one 75w small size deep freezer like that wey I see for one of our church member house, and then I can fully say FU to Nepa if I want..lol

OT and perspective matter gan babe, esp in this emilokan times. Imagine to dey sleep inside darkness or heat in this emilokan times..Omo!!!

Poco and gloriousgbola has said it all but let me just spice it up. U see that Ur set up is just child's play, u think that's what I mean by solar installation? Nah. Nah rechargeable lamp u wan charge abi which kind set up be that. We re talking about government giving Nigerians stable electricity so every body won't need to generate lights by themselves. Why re we now paying tax if ordinary electricity can't be fixed, sufferness no dey tire Una ni? Now back to japa, yeah to travel out is expensive but have it in mind that u re not going there to play cos of gbese wey dey ground, u re there to hustle Ur ass out and pay up Ur debts which Is far better if u re focus. For here light no dey go ooo, e stable die to essence of me asking some crazy questions that how do they do it, light is not a problem here, so my brother people re suffering in nigeria and the government need to come up with a plan so that people can smile and be happy. God didn't create us to come suffer but we human beings are the cause of our problems.

pocohantas:
I thought I am the only one that hates when people talk so easily about solar being a solution to poor power supply. As if solar is 5k.

😂😂😂😂😂

bigadler:
Go to Aso villa & help her pack it na... see if MOPOL no go flog your head from 20km away. Clown 🤡

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Karleb:
I wanted to engage that fellow but I remember say no be every fight be my fight.

😂😂😂😂