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MadCow1:
Anybody wey write Non-Mathematics or Engineering course should stop blaming the course but their Oblongata..



Can you imagine, we dey call better couses like Thermodynamics and Strength of Materials, person dey write 'irrigation'?!

bro Thermo, na bad thing o... e no good for business o lol.. all the Otto and kreb cycles.
bro, na bad thing o

Stelvin101:
Chatting with a friend and former coursemate also serving right now and he reminded me of the worst course we wrote during our final exam. It's called Multidisciplinary Case Study and it contains all the course we did from ND-1 to HND-2. Imagine every course you have learnt from year 1 to 4 combine together became a course. I swear people cry that day for inside exam hall.

Share yours.

During my ND days it was Electrical Power II
it was so frustrating but I loved it.
There was another one, Electrical Circuit Theory, O mai mai, it was so frustrating, cos the lecturer himself is frustrated, the man would just come to class and starts stammering, and tell us everything and he would leave, the next thing you know is test. Funny enough I scored the highest in those courses.

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That was what I got...
Wharis this o?

I got same too, those guys are scammers

Na so na!

but the girl fine sha

I notice say she don Behind since she got married.

ok... a don hear

teepounds:
Let us be hopeful, everything will end in praise. Can't wait to get started at BAT tho, the coy looks well structured.

zephyr4mac:
no news yet.
we're still hoping GOD.

dechidon:
20 People showed up.Any latest news?

Guys, was any Quality Assurance Auditor called or among those who sat for the second test?

Wetin concern me?
Abeg

Really?

Hmmmmm.... Fingers crossed

Whilst other people are struggling and praying to God, to get just one kid; the irresponsible man neglects his own children.

Eni t'ólórí kòní fìlà (He who has head got no cap for it)

I don't know

Dear Christians, this piece is for you
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There are signs in the clouds has the bible hath foretold, soon the sound of the trumpet we will hear.
Then the dead in Christ shall rise that the grave condemned and withhold and living saints shall raptured to the sky to meet the Lord.

Signs of the time are everywhere and there's a brand new feeling in the air. Keep your eyes upon the eastern skies, lift up your hands redemption draweth nigh!

Many people will not hear, when the trump of God is blown, they will be lost in the feastings of this world, they will only realize when God's children are all gone. Hard times will come and men of this world will be weary sad and torn.

Years of times prophesied in the scriptures, how Jesus will come again someday, if then all this prophecies are being fulfilled; oh! I can't help but feel how much closer His coming is today.
Hallelujah! We will not be here forever, so comfort Ye yourselves, the lord will surely come, for the trumpet will soon be blown. At the last trump we will all be gone.

Once there's strive on every side and violence fills the land, still some people doubts if He will come again. But, the word of God is truth, He will redeem His chosen field! Don't lose hope, we will soon be going home.

Hallelujah! what a hope we will soon be going home, tears and troubles at last shall pass away. There will be peace forevermore in that bright and glorious home. We cannot wait to hear God say, "time is up now, come on home"
Jesus said He will not tarry! When he comes we shall be changed!

Courtesy of 1Thessalonians 4:16-18

For too long the church has been only conversant in the things of God. We talk techniques, but we don't talk with Him. That's the difference between knowing someone and knowing about him.

Presidents, royalties and celebrities; I may know many facts about them, but I don't really know them. If I ever met them in person, they would have to be introduced to me because mere knowledge about a person is not the same as an intimate friendship.

It's simply not enough to know about God. We have churches filled with people who can win Bible trivia contests but who don't know Him. I'm afraid that some Christians have been side tracked, carried away or even entangled by tides of prosperity to poverty and we've become such an ingrown society of self righteous that our desires and our wants and those of the Holy Spirit are two different matters.

If we are not careful, we can become so interested in developing the "cult of the comfortable" with our comfortable pastors, our comfortable church building, and our comfortable circles of friend, that we forget about the discontented, wounded and dying people who pass by our comfortable churches everyday!

I can't help but think that if we fail to even try to reach them with the Gospel of Jesus Christ, then He sure wasted a lot of blood on Calvary. Now that makes me UNCOMFORTABLE!

[b]Finally, my brethren be strong in the Lord and in the power of His might. Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places. Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand. Stand therefore, having gird your waist with truth, having put on the breastplate of righteousness, and having shod your feet with the preparation of the gospel of peace; above all, taking the shield of faith with which you will be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked one. And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God; praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, being watchful to this end with all perseverance and supplication for all the saint[/b]

- Ephesians 6:10-18

ok ok
taken!

Elénu ńlá

onojemmayahoo:
No date yet.Keep your eyes opened be on the alert.

Thanks! Jah bless!

Satan is constantly seeking to deceive men and lead them to call sin righteousness, and righteousness sin. How successfully has been his work! How often censure and reproach are cast upon God's faithful children because we will stand fearlessly in defence of the truth, not minding the persecutions we face from people.

So called men of God who are but agents of Satan, vagabonds and business men in the name of God are praised and flattered, and even looked upon as martyrs by their brainwashed followers, whilst those who should be respected and sustained for their fidelity and devotion to God are left to stand alone, under suspicion and distrust.

Counterfeit holiness, spurious sanctification, is still doing its work of deception. Exhibiting itself under various forms, the same spirit as in the days of the early Reformers, diverting minds from the scriptures and leading men to follow their own feelings and impressions all in the name of grace and liberty for all, which rather than to yield obedience to the doctrines and law of God. This Satan has successfully devices to cast reproach, impurity, unrighteousness and sin upon purity and truth.

Fearlessly will I defend the gospel from attacks that may come- be it Islam, mouth-driven men of God, magicians and thieves who call themselves men of God!

Courtesy of 2 Corinthians 2:11

donmatin:
IF der was any new development u wud av known.Samsung are putting der tins in place,dats d latest.

please guys when is the next trainee programme application coming?


Please reply.
Thank you

Same way our economy emerged as best in Africa

Who's fooling who!

Fallacy!

"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me" - LUKE 19:27 (KJV)

Many Muslim Apologists and Scholars usually comes up with a counter measure of jihad as regards to the incessant killings of people, calling them infidels and the likes.Taking a close study/closer look at the countries in the Middle East, of how they have legalized killings of unbelievers of their religion and hence persecuting and killing non-Muslims all in the name of holy war which is nothing but sheer wickedness that leads and narrows down to the path of destruction and eternal damnation. An Apologists (name withheld) even said Christians are their partners in crime, stressing further that Yeshua the earthly son of Maria commanded that we should kill without mercy.

Many times, I have wondered why Muslims read the Bible out of context, hence losing the savor of the contextual and factual meanings of it, yet claiming they have the knowledge of God's word. Diving deeper into the above passage, which is THE PARABLE OF THE NOBLEMAN otherwise known as the PARABLE OF TEN MINAS. Jesus was narrating the parable of a noble man who before traveling gave pounds of different measures to his servants;

"And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one"

Which when he came back requested for the talents of pounds, and in return received multiple gains from his servant except for one who was adamant and lazy claiming that the talent was too small for him. in anger, the noble man commanded that the talent be taken from him and given to the that hath

10. Furthermore the noble man commanded that those who disobeyed him, and not let him rule over them, be cut off and smitten before him.
The above was a parable and a thorough study will increase the chances of understanding it the more.
In this vein, fellow Muslims this parable is actually for you; you are that servant that does not give room for Christ, you are that gullible minded soul, so lazy in spirit, hence your soul was poisoned and could not accept Christ, as a result of this, you settled down for pampering belief that gives room for all forms of sin/iniquities. Jesus is commanding that, as a noble man that if you do not come to Him now; the judgement is nigh! I am sorry to tell you, that, if you turn not from your unbelief, wickedness, and sins till He comes the second time;
HELL IS THY ABODE

He is opening His hands to set you free; free from the bondage of religion. He said;
“I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father (God) except through me"

Bring that burden of religion to Him today, he will save you, to reassure you he said;
"Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."

ACCEPT CHRIST NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES IN ETERNITY!

Nice one Op!

I love this mentality

he good die
walahi!

Good one Banji, Omo Bàbá Pastor!

keep 'em moving!

Good one! LASG

Good news for her.... Google is damn crazy though!
Aunty Linda should also learn to broaden her business horizon next time.

Wait!
I don hear
I dey come

Nice one!

But a don hear, I dey come back

Wetin concern me.....
just passing ojere

bobbyspeed:
Ifeoma from anambra state you are fifth on d list of 222 students from other States and your admission is sure even if manipulation or mago mago occurs.

0nly 12 was admitted in 1st PUTUME giving 100 capace 88 spaces left for 2nd PUTUME.

Lagos students total 49 with 32% lowest score if all 49 are admitted Vacancy for other States is (88-49) which is 39 spaces.

Since you ranked 5th on d list with 67% score. Go and buy school materials and prepared to pay acceptance fee

All the same pray for satan not to kill your joy baby ify

Here's Samuel sire..... I love your analysis sire