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Pets / Re: Rate My Caucasian by Samolasoj(m): 7:32pm On Feb 07, 2020
Nice dog u got there...
I also have two Caucasians, 1 is tall and big @ 7 months while the other has refuse to grow well@ 4 months plus going to 5 months but still looks 3 months, he is fat doh but refuse to grow...

Don't know if we have some Caucasians that has slow growth and gets fat in the process
NOTE: they are both pure breed.


If I may ask, what's ur feeding routine
Music/Radio / Re: Burna Boy Performs At The Grammys Reception Ahead Of The Ceremony by Samolasoj(m): 7:37pm On Jan 25, 2020
Nice one oluwa burna
pls come home with the award

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Health / Re: Preventing Gas Explosions At Homes And Plants by Samolasoj(m): 11:53am On Jan 25, 2020
bigstan11787:
Can we just have all of these summarized..

Everything summarize
It's people like u that are the real lazy youth
Small educative article u can't read, if it's one stupid blog gossip now, u will read till the end

Oniranu

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Romance / Re: My Niggas Please I Need Urgent Response by Samolasoj(m): 8:18pm On Jan 22, 2020
Go get Viagra 200mg
That should do just fine but if u want extra action u can choose to add 100 or 200mg TM to it

Trust me it's gonna be MAD O but note that you will be so weak later so make sure there is food and enough water at home
Chears

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Romance / Re: Funny Wedding Names Combo by Samolasoj(m): 3:16pm On Jan 21, 2020
donbachi:
Tosin weds tony...abeg check am well for me.

Toto2020

Nor be me talk am o

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TV/Movies / Re: Channels Tv Reporter Shoves Colleague During a Live Coverage in Lagos (Video) by Samolasoj(m): 1:59pm On Jan 21, 2020
Jamesilvar:
Wow
As in komot for road jaare grin
This FTC is dedicated to all those grinding 24/7 to make it in this life. Chukwu dey see our hustle.

I wonder if they do pay u guys for making FTC
Iranu
Pets / Re: Quality German Shepherd Puppy For Sale #20,000 by Samolasoj(m): 10:18am On Jan 18, 2020
What's ur location?
Romance / Re: My Friend Is Still In 'shock'.his Girlfriend Gave Birth To Twins Lastweek. by Samolasoj(m): 10:17am On Jan 12, 2020
softwerk:
Send me his account details and phone number.

Those children must not be allowed to become Malians!

Am a Malian and I can't let u do that

Moreover the guy must be a Malian bcus malians are the only once that are not ready for fatherhood, yet they impregnate their GF and refuse to abort bcus malians don't kill babies

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Romance / Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Samolasoj(m): 10:10pm On Jan 09, 2020
Got a call from my dad that my pastor said I came back home with a baby and he was just asking me if any girl is pregnant for me... I just told him no and ended the call
I sharply call my babe and ask her if she saw her last period immediately she picked without the normal how are u stuff, the next thing she will say is NO and YES at the same time...meh I also died that day en after hearing that first NO but thank God she later said YES and that she did not know when she even said NO base on the way I just asked her the question immediately she picked my call.
Romance / Re: Tell Me A Story About Yourself The Sounds Like A Lie But Is Absolutely True. by Samolasoj(m): 10:02pm On Jan 09, 2020
Purpletee:
cheesy grin

OP,tried commiting suicide once, drank 10ml of sniper,only me find road to kitchen and took the whole Palm oil...
This life too sweet me, despite every challenge,I'll never attempt suicide again, that sh!t ain't funny.

Chai this is so bad...
Pls don't try this again...No life is worth taking
Pets / Re: Caucasian And German Shepard Puppies For Sale In Abuja. by Samolasoj(m): 4:16pm On Jan 07, 2020
How much is the Caucasian?
Business / Re: Make Money While You Sleep In 2020...this Is For Business Minded People RAGP by Samolasoj(m): 4:42pm On Jan 02, 2020
*⚙HOW RAGP WORKS*

When u register with a onetime payment for ur preferred package, you'd have an *e-wallet account*, with your unique username & password. You'd also get back 20% of what u registered with. In ur e-wallet account, u could do any of the following transactions:

�transfer airtime & data
�pay for cable subscriptions
�pay electricity bill
�transfer & receive e-wallet funds
�withdraw e-wallet funds to ur local bank
�upgrade to a higher package
�pay for new registrations
�monitor all ur transactions

_�Pls note, the registration fee for the packages only give u access to become a beneficiary of the platform. U still need to buy units which u could sell as airtime, data, etc._

_✍�Units are the available funds in ur e-wallet account to pay for a transaction, e.g *₦100 = 100 units = ₦100 worth of airtime.*_
...
*�BONUS & INCENTIVES*

*• Registration Bonus* - U get back 20% of ur registration fee immediately after registration, regardless of ur package.

*• Vtu Bonus* - U get paid anytime u recharge anyone, regardless of ur package.
��Airtime - 2%
��Data - 10%
��Cable subscription - ₦40
��PHCN bill payment - ₦40

*• Referral Commission* - U get paid anytime new distributors join u or ur team on ur 1st five to ten levels deep, depending on ur package. Commission is different for each level.
��1st level - 20% (direct referrals)
��2nd level - 10%
��3rd level - 5%
��4th level - 2.5%
��5th level - 1.25%
��6th-10th level - 1%

*• Vtu Bonus from downlines* - U get paid anytime ur downlines recharge anyone. Commission is paid on ur 1st five to ten levels deep, depending on ur package and is the same for each level:
���Airtime - 0.35%
���Data - 1%
���Cable subscription - ₦10
���PHCN bill payment - ₦10
...

�RAGP has a uni-level compensation plan which allows u to sponsor as many people as u want on ur front line (first level). This is no matrix system, no break away and certainly no leg balancing!

�U gain points for every registration and upgrade in ur team. These points are known as Point Values (PV) and they accumulate to qualify u for more incentives:

*�Monthly Bonus (₦100k)* - U qualify for this incentive for every month ur Monthly PV is not less than 10k.

*�Dubai Trip (₦500k)* - U qualify for this incentive when ur Cumulative PV is not less 25k.

*�Car Fund (₦2million)* - U qualify for this incentive when ur Cumulative PV is not less than 60k.

*�1st House Fund (₦3million)* - U qualify for this incentive when ur Cumulative PV is not less than 100k.

*�2nd House Fund (₦4million)* - U qualify for this incentive when ur Cumulative PV is not less than 250k.

*�3rd House Fund (₦6million)* - U qualify for this incentive when ur Cumulative PV is not less than 500k.
...

*�How to Cashout*

All earnings are credited into your e-wallet account. U can convert to cash in any of the following ways:

�withdraw to ur local bank account.
�sell to customers as vtu (recharge).
�use to pay for new registrations.
�sell to other distributors as e-wallet funds.
Business / Re: Make Money While You Sleep In 2020...this Is For Business Minded People RAGP by Samolasoj(m): 4:41pm On Jan 02, 2020
If u find urself here,it is divine..

Dis is a biz Dt gives u d opportunity to vend airtym,data,cable subscription, utility bills etc n get paid for Dem..

U will agree wit me Dt no one pays u for d above not even ur bank..

*AND DIS IS HOW IT WORKS* ���
Business / Make Money While You Sleep In 2020...this Is For Business Minded People RAGP by Samolasoj(m): 4:38pm On Jan 02, 2020
Don't just subcribe your phone to WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter e.t.c

It's time to start using your phone to make money

*RAGP is the key to success*
Make money with ur phone with ease

I will be telling you guys more about the business here but if you still need more clarification, you can WhatsApp me on 08106795900

Romance / Re: Female Producers Also Demand For Sex From Actors - Actor Olusola Micheal by Samolasoj(m): 9:05am On Dec 30, 2019
Pls when those that click on that link comes back
We are here for the full gist and pls don't be stingy to share
Romance / Re: Pu§§i Wanna Kill THis MEN (PHOTOS) by Samolasoj(m): 9:03am On Dec 30, 2019
Over to the next
She is equipped, I repeat she is equipped
Take her down, two men down
I repeat take her down

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Romance / Re: As A Guy, Have You Ever Been Sexually Molested By A Fellow Guy? by Samolasoj(m): 11:15am On Dec 29, 2019
Lamanii22:
The annoying about gayism is that they don't have a specific boyfriend they just jump at any guy...

Lol so true

Those niggas needs to be castrated

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Romance / Re: Hookup Zone ❤️ by Samolasoj(m): 10:28am On Dec 28, 2019
08106795900
Romance / Re: Santa Prettysassygirl Is Here To Grant Two Wishes. by Samolasoj(m): 7:47pm On Dec 22, 2019
I wish to get a good paying job as soon as am done with my NYSC next year.AMEN
Romance / Re: I Am Crushing On These Five Nairaland Cute Guys, Ladies Stay Away by Samolasoj(m): 7:51am On Dec 22, 2019
meobizy:
I remember when I crushed over a few Nairaland females. It was later on when I remembered the ones I came across in real life used fake pictures that my mind calmed down.

Lol, this got me laughing
That's why I hardly believe any online stuff except we do video call bfr we see
Romance / Re: Whats The Nicest Thing A Stranger Has Ever Done For You? by Samolasoj(m): 8:00am On Dec 17, 2019
raphemmanuel:
I understand the pressure given to you by ur guys to show up for some merryment.
But believe me, it will be full of more fun with her beside you.

On a lighter note: This kind of girls won't let you spend much on them, so with that u are safe when it comes to spending.

I know what I'm saying, because I once found a girl like that when I attended my own orientation camp. I always stay out with this girls after the evening parade and she won't want me to spend.

But any way since you can't found her, still flex and enjoy your life. But don't let this kind of people pass you by next time. because girls I know nowadays hardly spend on their boyfriend talk more of a stranger spending on you.

Enjoy your life bro...

Alright bro
Peace

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Romance / Re: Whats The Nicest Thing A Stranger Has Ever Done For You? by Samolasoj(m): 11:19pm On Dec 16, 2019
raphemmanuel:
you mean u didn't wait for her to collect hers, engage in a conversation with her and make her ur friend.
That girl has a good heart, and I like mingling with those kind of people, they are very scarce to see.

I still wish I can see her doh but the problem is, even if I see her, I nor go know her again...

I could not wait bcus I know she won't see on time and my guys were already calling me to quickly change and come to mammy market..you know how it is when u collect ur first allawee in camp and want to spend almost half of it at mammy market.
Romance / Re: Whats The Nicest Thing A Stranger Has Ever Done For You? by Samolasoj(m): 1:51pm On Dec 16, 2019
Early this year in camp... I was in a queue with my fellow corp members to collect our first allawee in cash...on getting to my turn, the man ask me to give him 200 naira so he can give me 20,000 bcus he has no change, I was still explaining that I don't have change when the lady behind me offer me her 200 naira change to use, I said no at first bcus I noticed it's her only change but she insisted I collect the money...after giving the man the money, I decided to stay around and see how she was going to collect her own money only for me to see her going round asking for change..
Mehhh I was like why she cur give me her only change and she cur dey suffer dey find who won change for her... I just pray she see the change and walk to my hostel

Anyways this is the first help I got this year..

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Pets / Re: Murphy the Boerboel and Gustaf the German shepherd by Samolasoj(m): 1:32pm On Dec 16, 2019
vincentjk:


Not really protein but egg shells are also source of good calcium to dogs. What do you think about my feeding pattern?

Okay noted...
As for your feeding pattern, I think it's great, you are doing a good job.
Pets / Re: Murphy the Boerboel and Gustaf the German shepherd by Samolasoj(m): 8:43am On Dec 16, 2019
vincentjk:


Most times I prepare his dinner like this

Pls if I may ask, why is the egg still in it's shell after being cooked.... Does the shell has any protein as well?
Travel / Re: Road Construction In Abuja By Ebeano Supermarket (Photos) by Samolasoj(m): 7:05am On Nov 27, 2019
Kingrefreshed:



The way igbos all over Nigeria works tirelessly to make sure Nigeria Is better should be encouraged.

Abeg make we hear word..
Trust me when I say that the man is only constructing that road for personal reasons... Note that am not saying it's a bad thing doh but last last na him go benefit am pass

Note:have been there and the man is doing a great job

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