₦airaland Forum

Shma:
what is wrong with skyscrapper??
Those structures are too expensive to put bro, Ghana can't stand that.

And yet again everyone can see why I call you dumb...your ability to comprehend simple thing is lower than that of a toddler...
Vaxx was referring to rvp who went ahead to pick up some discussed verbal ranting on economic stuff from his fellow idle men on skyscrapercity...it was not about skyscraper dimwit

jl115:
uhm no Actually I mean how i nearly died laughing at you thinking Canada is Nigeria

Hahahaha just for ditch this duplicitous persona already...the memory of you screeching in excruciating pain still sit fresh in my mind...

You really did make a giant fool of yourself that faithful day

rvp20182:
The topic we have debated to death - Nairobi came tops - by far - and West Africans resorted to the usual whites, Indians and Chinese excuses.

Shma sh*male here is what I am saying

Shma:
I said as compared to Lagos, dude,
Why do you like shifting goal post, or you're afraid the egbo will turn against you


Rvp, here is today's topic,
We want to discuss three capital cities ;Lagos, Accra and Nairobi.
We want to see which city is planned and which one is not.

Hahahaha I bet he dare not talk about it..he knows nairobi is not planned....we've treated this over and over again before you decided to show up here...
Then we took out time to break every element of nairobi and analyse it from.a sane point of view

jl115:
You mean how i laughed at this :

Hahahaha you mean how I made you a complete fool with nothing but a remorseful regret to cling unto and also some floundering self pity which I later had to talk you out of...

I can't still remember you long emotional epistle like it at the back of my palm....I did really torment back then

jl115:
Ok let me rephrase,Officially he represents the UK not Nigeria, hence why before every fight God save the queen is played and not whatever your anthem is called

Elon musk is not south African....he was born in Pretoria but have live long in the USA since hometown is where you live long in

jl115:
Mate I saw a share notification, then I saw it was you no need to get emotional about it!!! I know you look up to me in a big way

Arghhhh Isin't this funny...Sammy looking up to you...wonders shall never cease

...if only you could witness thE way I just laugh at you that only would have further reduce your self esteem...

jl115:
Emotional? LOL

what to you want me to say?

I see she has been whipping you ass slowly with fact whilst you try so hard to cajole and quench her voice jokingly...but she is also jokingly fierce..

jl115:
Thanks for the share Sammy

that was a mistake..a slip of finger I guess...

Btw I never knew you were this obsessed with validations and applauses that you run around like a little squirrel looking those that like and share your stupid post...change man it is toxic to your psychological health

jl115:
I don't fvcking know why you make a fool out of yourself every time? maybe you like getting ridiculed?

Shhhhhh be calm the naughty emotional outrage won't cut it..I know this is quite sensitive...

Lionezza has been a one female squad army(a real lioness) against your supposed boer ass..what you gat to say... huh

TayserMahri:
not post!!! who drill posts sammy. am talking of ya thingy

I am still confused...this idiom must be really tough...
Pls Any English guru in the house? pls help decipher this brain teaser....

Oh wow now that I think of it I believe you actually meant signpost/streetsign ...I am sorry matatu counsellor I don't have a signpost or streetsign by my name talkless of drilling it

jl115:


To late bro!! you already made a fool out if yourself

So tell me what up with that

TayserMahri:
Thought you were talking of my rick ross beards. My beards can make wig for you

Hahahaha I never knew transgenders grow beards

I just learnt that now..

TayserMahri:
I was telling the Ghana dude the equivalent of Tema, in its tense. If I used spat I would have had to change the name Tema into its past tense form and it wouldnt make sense to him and to the naughty tomboy

You're an incorrigible idiot lady...I repeat if you have to go back and get those English textbooks you missed while you were 5 then I advise you read them..you are becoming a disgrace..

jl115:
LOL!!!

Glad you think that mate

I meant whoop... substitute the wiping with whooping...
So tell me what's up with that

TayserMahri:
you write some very insensitively naughty posts thats why i hope they drill ya thing with the biggest one

Who will drill the post that you modified...

Btw this is all new to me..I never knew a modified post can be drilled....
If I may ask with what.....oh or perhaps this was just an harmless idiom

TayserMahri:
show your wig. you left for 10 mins to do make ups

Lol you want to see my supposedly existing wig when you are busy flaunting that goat beards you have on your head(your latest hair extension wig)

TayserMahri:
you cant be correcting me when am trying to correct your manners so they align with your gender...for if remedy be not thereunto speedily provided I will hand you to SA for corrective rape

Haven't I told you to stay off comedy..trust me when I saw you will flourish when you hop on the door of your matatu whilst putting on a gimmick display

Learn from today when and how to use spit and spat in a sentence maybe then only can your nightly dose of jizz be spat into the right places prostitute

TayserMahri:
i dont want drama sammy

Good..Never modify my post again..Agreed

jl115:
Well business has obviously been very bad for you lately

On the contrary it's been flourishing...

I have been seeing the melanin Southey queen whooping your silly racist ass lately..whats up with that..

jl115:
Yes and?

Nothing much..I just wanted you to be guided..

You know I am.in the business of calling you out on your B.S

Just30:


their leaders sold them out a long time ago

Everyone else just go there to collect what is due them.

The world is free to walk over them and treat them like the scum-dregs of the earth

TayserMahri:
see what make up has done to you tomboy

Blah, blah, blah comedy is not your calling try matatu driving

TayserMahri:
Good job you know your role

Lol that was me mocking your 2 cent Kenyan education..if only your guardians could afford a descent English textbook perphap this mistake would have been corrected before you hit 5...

TayserMahri:
naughty gal. hope they drill your thing with a vibrator

Lol the tears of a Ravey looney is hard to come by this days..just shut up your mouth and never, ever modify my post again...ok

gallivant:
It's fake news Sammy. You really know how to lower the bar in common sense.

It is not Chennai...how can you be in Kenya as a foreigner and not know this...aren't you better off hopping on the next train to Pakistan or Delhi whatever

TayserMahri:
Good to know you also hated Tema like me

I corrected you weasel

TayserMahri:

has to be the funniest thing you have posted in a while

So you went to modify my post you silly scnip...typical you

TayserMahri:
Ghana talking about swag.

Anyway, Tema means to spit in Swahili And its true, when I saw that Image I spit.

I spat weasel

gallivant:
I will in a moment but first you have to take responsibility for shoddy work and apologize to all Africans for being a pain in the azz.

Post the video already and also your quarantine centre..I want to see them

Shma:
despite having few buildings, this city is clean and far organized than the well planned zoo(lasgidi)..

Lol can you take a break already and go grab some organic blood diet alongside some roasted Turkana rib Your puny effort sucks

Shma:
.. this time round she forgot some make ups, so she has just logged out to apply

Lol when you two teenage girl are done gossiping like some estranged prostitutes you can proceed to the other room with your sh*male ass and get it banged for tonight...hey look you are already squirt-ing woman