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NigeriaIsDoomed:
Kenya has received The Most Ugly People in Africa Award several times. The ugly dude is smoking chang'aa. Hahahaha see him pipu here.

Apes

68816419:
Hahaha You have demolished this advanced criminal ,ask him to bring up facts and figures about Nigeria as being done by u on "Fake" Kenya figures.

obaaderemi:
So, friends and neighbours, if agriculture is 30% of Kenya's GDP as Rvp claimed earlier, then all we have to do is multiply $14bn * 3.3 ==$46.2bn.(Kenya's economy/GDP)

But when Rvp saw the direction this analysis was going, he quickly and publicly made a reverse and claimed agriculture currently is 25% of Kenya's economy.
Anyway,let's play by his rules and multiply $14bn * 4==$56bn.

Now,he has to come here and defend himself to save face. Probably, his tagmate and poodle, Kikuyu would tag along as usual. Thank you and good night.

Genius. .you have destroyed him.
So their gdp.is just $56bn.
I think you should still clap for me. I tried when I said $50bn, I was just $6bn short

rvp2018:
Someone give this a man a medal! Very brilliant. I love it. You're just a bloody slowpoke writting nonsense. Kindly if you have nothing new - just find some pictures of your slumpolis and post.

..
E pain am ooo..

I am sure you would be more careful when you throw your dangerous lies

theenchanter:
u can't understand it cos its not ur level. Lemme come to ur level.

Agriculture is a primary sector of an economy and low-income countries usually have higher % of agricultural sector, once a country moves to middle-income, % of agricultural sector reduces cos the country has moved to secondary form of economy (manufacturing). So noting ur agricultural sector by calculating the trash u n Kikuyu has been calculating is utterly wrong.

Sectors aren't monetarily calculated in relations to gdp but by percentages alone. Ur agricultural sector will continue to go down as ur country become economically stronger, its normal.

Most developed nations have less than 10% agricultural sector of gdp. They have more of tertiary economy, then secondary economy before primary economy.

Great analysis. I don't think I need to add to this.
You simplified it to the extent a 2 year old would understand perfectly.
I won't be surprise if he still doesn't understand

68816419:
I swear you r a damn genius, u should be Kenya's minister of budgets and statistics.

rvp2018:
I am not sure I understand your rambling. When was kenya economy inception . Our agri activities (when strictly taken -) as for last many years hovered around 25% plus minus depending on the market prices..it used to be around 30%..it had gone as low as 23% recently.When we have drought - which is often - it takes about 0.5% of our growth figures.

But you're too dumb for these stuff. Way above your paygrade.

When taken as sector ( as in Agri, Industrial & Services) - then it contribution to economy goes as high as 40%.

Dumb! Dumb!! Dumb!!! ...you economic retarded self deluded fellow

Zfree:
some people say that naija girls are very masculine looking,by the way do naija girls also have balls?? you can see these two defenders trying to protect their testicles while defending a free kick ,,this mad people sent men to the womens world cup why Naija why

Dude you guys are the ugliest thing to ever walk the face of earth

theenchanter:
Dude, u're embarrassing urself for fvck sake!!!!!! it's actually ur ilk applauding u that I'm really sorry for, esp kikuyu1.

Ur agricultural sector is 26% means agriculture contributed 26% to ur gdp... that's the total contribution to ur gdp since the Inception of d economy of kenya and not on a yearly basis.

I am glad am not the only one that notice how he keeps promoting ridiculous lies

rvp2018:
keep going...as of last year Kenya agriculture was 24b or around...26% of 90B gdp...you got dairy sector off by 3B..othr sectors by few points off.but let's se how far you get...I can help if you're stuck.Do cereals..maize,rice,sugar,wheat,barley, sorghum,millet...then go to tubers...Irish and sweat potato..go to bananas.. then go fishing...then forestry and tree farming...I can help even with bee keeping data...even livestock you just did meat value add...you're still got some livestock to do..eggs, chicken, pigs...keep going.

OMG..you've said this stupid lie before. I thought we have been through this.
When I asked you to prove it you provide me with an empty link.

Olodo, didinrin ...if you have been growing by such enormous figure annually in your agricultural sector pls tell me why you are still less than $82bn even though your gdp is overcooked.
I am glad you are stepping Down on your lie cause the previous time you said $30bn but reduced it now to $24bn.
Pls continue reducing that figure untill you get to the actual figure which is below $5bn

obaaderemi:
Okay.Let's ignore hecklers and move on with our forensic analysis of the Kenyan agricultural sector.
We are done with the following:
Milk: $1.4bn
Tea. : $1bn
Coffee $110million
Horticulture $3bn
Total...$5.5bn
Let's go to meat.
Kenya produced about 900,000 tonnes of meat last year.
1tonne=1000kg
That's a total of 900,000,000kg.
Average price of meat in Kenya is $4/kg
900,000,000*4= 3,600,000,000 $3.6bn

Total so far= $5.5 +$3.6= $9.1bn.

Next I will go to crop production minus coffee and tea.

Such overcooked gdp.
It's definitely has to be $50bn.
They are living large on debt. And their debt is their gdp.
So whenever they tell you they grow by 5.6% just know they equally grow by 5.6% debt growth because they have almost zero economic activities anually except " oga abeg borrow me I go pay you tomorrow "

rvp2018:
70% of Nigeria budget goes to debt repayment.Ours is okay.Its 25% of our budget.We are basically refinancing our debt.We borrow 6b dollars annually..we repay 6B dollars annually...leaving us with clean 20B dollars to pay our public sectors workers well, have enough for recurrent expenditure and at least 6B dollars for development.I wish you can say that about Nigeria...who are using 70% of revenues to repay debt... remaining 30% is not enough to pay salaries and pensions..so you're borrowing to pay salaries.Kenya fiscal deficit is falling and soon we will start to leverage again.. borrow more than we repay...that is prudent public financial management.. something alien in Nigeria.

You lie alot.
You saw were he said half will be used for debt servicing but you have changed it to 25% .
Infact he is wrong.
Incase you don't know more than half of your revenue will go into debt servicing this year which is exactly 61%.

Stop deceiving yourself with that perfect mathematical lie so you can feel better(we borrow $6bn anually and pay $6bn anually )
If kenyan was so good at servicing it's debt why then is it in debt crisis

NigeriaIsDoomed:
A poor, miserable and starving Kenyan threatens to kill Paul Okoye of the defunct Psquare for not giving him money.
Below is the screenshots:
Kenyan na so hunger want finish una





Cc: obaaderemi
Problemkid1
tylann
gallivant
Kazikazi
Stevoh18
Rvp2018
theenchanter
Jonraid

Tylann come and chain your dogs .we don't want to help you anymore , pls is it by force.

We fund your startup and now your resort to begging like the beggars you have been destined to be for eternity.
So simply because we repudiated your request you now want to kill us. Stupid changaa thIves. Go and keep begging the whites we are tired of helping you

If you get us angry we might not fund your startup this year

NigeriaIsDoomed:
A poor, miserable and starving Kenyan threatens to kill Paul Okoye of the defunct Psquare for not giving him money.
Below is the screenshots:
Kenyan na so hunger want finish una





Cc: obaaderemi
Problemkid1
tylann
gallivant
Kazikazi
Stevoh18
Rvp2018
theenchanter
Jonraid

Tylann come and chain your dogs .we don't want to help you anymore , pls is it by force.

We fund your startup and now your resort to begging like the beggars you have been destined to be for eternity.
So simply because we repudiated your request you now want to kill us. Stupid changaa thIves. Go and keep begging the whites we are tired of helping you

If you get us angry we might not find your startup this year

tylann:
Just the usual Nigerian stupidity
He thinks Nigeria is big , Nigeria is only big in poverty nothing else

C'mon shut up and go and pay your debt

theenchanter:
though, not a fan of Wikipedia... but if u're really intelligent as u portray to ur fellow kenyans, u would have seen that most oil producing nations have a low tax-to-gdp rate.

Oman is doing 2%, Saudi Arabia is doing 5.3%, Qatar is doing 2% and even UAE is doing 1.4%.

Is UAE and Saudi Arabia with Qatar gdp also cooked?

Dumbo.

Wonderful example. I hope this put the idiot to rest

rvp2018:
You don't even know what revenue stand for. KRA collects taxes amounting to around Kshs1.6 trillion (16B) this year (financial year just ended last week) -last year we did 1.5 trillion(15B). Gov also collects another 2-3B dollars from A-I-A(Appropriation in Aid ) - you know licenses, fees, court fines and the works - from both national and county govs. Total 20B.

http://www.treasury.go.ke/component/jdownloads/send/203-budget-policy-statement/1348-2019-budget-policy-statement.html?option=com_jdownloads

212. In the FY 2019/20 revenue collection including Appropriation-in-Aid(A.i.A) is projected to increase to Ksh 2,080.9 billion (18.3 percent of GDP) up from Ksh 1,831.5 billion (18.3 percent of GDP) in the FY 2018/19 (Annex Tables2 and 3). This revenue performance will be underpinned by on-going reforms intax policy and revenue administration.

Ordinary revenues will amount to Ksh1,877.2 billion (16.5 percent of GDP) in FY 2019/20 up from Ksh 1,651.5 billion
(16.5 percent of GDP) in FY 2018/19.

Countries of Kenya profile typically have around 17-20% of revenue/GDP (middle income countries like RSA have 25% plus revenue to gdp). Nigeria obviously is cooked because they have 6% revenue to GDP - you can see it's cooked nearly 3 times!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tax_revenue_to_GDP_ratio

If you want to know a country that cooks it's data - there are SO MANY data points you can use to verify.

You cannot claim for example to be 400B dollar economy - and have a gov budget & expenditure similar to Kenya (100B) economy. Show me any other country that has your tiny budget - Algeria are nearly 100B dollars budget with South Africa and Egypts.

If you claim kenya's GDP is 50B or 40B - then kenya govs has taken 50% from the economy - which would be crazy - because kenya tax rate is max 30% (Income) & (VAT 16%) for the formal sector only.

You deceive yourself alot but it won't change what actually on ground

theenchanter:
the problem with d kenyans is that they believe rvp so much that they lose their sense of reasoning. The guy has abruptly shattered their mind.... anything contradicting rvp is seen is vague.

The rvp thinks that thing can be right just because he says things.
He only talk fact when he knows it would favour him else he would stick to just normal self deludied lies so he can feel better about his almost 50 years old self.
What an agbaya

theenchanter:
why not post yours n let's see instead of accusing another person of unnecessary rant.

If rvp posted what oba posted, I'm sure u wont disagree with it.... post ur cars, oil, beer and steel consumption let's see.

Remember to Cc me if u're scared of quoting me.

What do you expect from a person whose name sounds like the sound made by a c0ckk if not being dumb and gullible

Problemkid1:
They should come to Nigeria so that we can at least help them with one of our cable cars so that they won't risky their lives again

Yeah they should come, but that's when they can afford it cause now their overcooked debt induced gdp can't allow it

Stevoh18:
Good morning poverty stricken nigga, before you build shopping malls and skyscrapers start with toilets, you poo openly like feral dogs

Oooo wow look who's been paying attention.
You do learn student.
Anyway go and revise this week is your test on all my teaching. I hope you make me proud taahira

tylann:
Are you stupid
I said brt alone cannot solve Nairobi traffic problems
But a combination of brt, metro rails , trams will do
Just dont quote tylann to score cheap points

Kenya has an sgr ,does nigeria have an sgr line

Hahaha
Let me answer that stupid question @ bolded. No I am not but it's just sad that I can't say the same of you.

Well Iike I said your sgr is a joke and that long dream you are having is even more of a joke than your malfunctioning dead brain cells can fathom.
Look at an ordinary starving kibera citizen day dreaming of metro and sky trains when his selfish corrupt economic gangsters of a president have not even thought of it.
Go get a descent brt and also work on your roads cos it a joke, I mean 56 years after independence all you have to show for is just a less than 10,000km of road and an overcooked gdp of roughly $50bn.
Shame on your jobless soul that desperately needs a nigeria financial entrepreneural support so your kibera ass can live to see another horrific day in your kidnapping headquarter

I was all teary when i watched this video made by CNBC AFRICA.it highlighted all our massive project, our current cities, our future and so many more.
I do hope you enjoy it .
God almighty has truly blessed this land called NIGERIA and we will definitely rule this continent and have our rightful place I'm the world, cause we deserve it and we have been off for so long.
I repeat when Nigeria rise by let's say 2023 we will be an unstoppable force. I personally forsee a gdp growth of close to 20% annually.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHtPvWy4mVI

TayserMahri:
Samo, this is why nobody takes you seriously. How can you cheer that fool along when he pats himself in the back for doing such jaw-dropping calculations and tries to argue with RVP ? Do you even know how much a litre of milk costs in a city like Nairobi where arguably the most milk is consumed? What about value addition and what about exports and the whole value chain. Thats why its called the dairy sector not the milk sector. The classical definition of Dairy Farming is : A class of agriculture for long-term production of milk, which is processed for eventual sale of a dairy product.

I.am sorry but he stated salient facts which is something I deal with.
You can prove him wring with your own theory

theenchanter:
i think ur brain is still gallivanting as someone said sometime ago.

Did I started d "oyibo" thing? U better goan wash ur face with a pregnant woman"s urine before responding to posts.

Savage

Kazikazi:
So by them hating us who have blessed with tonnes of natural resources, will that make them have it too? Will that change anything? Very stupid fellas

I think that kind of jealous if is not controlled will be deadly for themselves. Who will be able to live with such toxic creatures?

You cam say that again.

Let them answer this honest questions using YES or NO.
N:B I don't want to hear things like they would never build it buy rather a simple yes or no will suffice.
Tylann, rvp,stevoh, kikuyu, gallivant, TayserMahri, quiche, cossano and many other kenyan here.

"WOULD YOU BE HAPPY IF TANZANIA LNG IS BUILT"

Stevoh18:
Nairobi-New York
Nairobi-London

Hahaha the difference is clear, infact don't even stretch it.

One looks crappy while the other one looks tall and amazing

tylann:
Nairobi needs metro rail, skytrain and brt to solve traffic jam issue once and for all

Bypasses have been built
Superhighways built but still no change

Hahaha @bolded I thought you said it's irrelevant and nairoslum doesn't need it.
Anyway sky trains and metro rails are silly jokes rattling itself in your deluded brain. You cant even build common sgr your are here looking for metro and sky trains.
What a great taahira you are

TayserMahri:
The Ferris wheel. Did you notice the Ferris wheel in the first picture ? And the other one? Do you have any in Lagos and in the entire federal territory in general? Similar to the Eye of London

Sulky you talk too much


First pics is in enugu
Second pic is in Abuja

gallivant:
These kind of spots are for the active tourists like hikers. There is no point in looking at cattle and forest from a gondola, who came up with such a dumb idea? Only an idiot would spend money to go get stuck on a Nigerian mountain looking at trees, when the generator fuel runs out. That right there is the ultimate risk and foolishness.

You just keep showing your timidity and ignorance
First who told you those cable cars runs on electricity
Secondly who told you obudu cattle ranch is meant for seeing cattle simply because it has cattle attached to its name.

Dumb! Dumb!! Dumb!!! OBAKILLAH

Stevoh18:
Nairobi is like a combination of New York and London...

Such hallucinations can lead you to the otherside.
You know what the grave is your limit

Stevoh18:
What an awesome London-like city,such a rare cityscape in Africa...there's nothing like this in Nigeria

Who let's this dog outta his cage